This one's actually pretty ingenius
This one's pretty good as inspirational material, not much else. Still cool though.
You only delete a small portion of the header code. It completely disrupts the rest of the file. That said, you should probably have fake text within the file so it seems like it's a full paper
Should I keep going or what?
This next one comes in a package of sorts
This might be the last one. I thought i had more interesting ones but the rest are just old and just general faggotry.
Gross. And gross to you.
I haven't been in school in over 12 years.
One way I got out of doing a paper was changing the color of the font from black to dark grey to grey to lighter grey etc, and then said my printer ran out of ink, gave me an extra day. This was before email was an option in highschool
Surgeons use sharp blades get where they need to go, be more precise, and not risk trauma or excess damage. But jagged cuts do heal better than clean slices without medical attention.
More importantly, a sharp knife goes where you want it to with less effort. Fight with a sharp knife.
ITS A FUCKING VERB
DRY IS ALSO A VERB YOU MORON
IT MEANS TO FUCKING DRY (AS IN THE ADJECTIVE DRY)
WHEN IT SAYS DRY ON THE FUCKING THING
ITS TELLING YOU TO FUCKING DRY IT
USE CONTEXT CLUES RETARD
Thanks for the pics, gents!
Now allow me to contribute some of mine
Just incase any of you niggers get to space travel, or perhaps you polacks plan on having kids. Your little pikey gyppo spawns may want to roam the Galaxy lok'n for handouts.
It doesn't work for any system that uses Bitlocker (Vista and up). So you're kinda fucked if there's ANY security in place.
Just use PSTools. Much easier.
Though, yes, the part about swapping a coded subroutine for the cmd has always worked...provided you can force it into repair mode.
Lol, nadu. Fucking ripping position names from Gor while not even recognizing tower or bracelets.
Also Gor is shit. These positions are not at all instituted names anywhere, it's just made up shit. Call it whatever you want, it means nothing.
I'm do'n it!
>How to pick a tumbler lock
Use it once and get rid of it. It's just starch. If you're so fucking stupid you keep fucking your own rotting cum, you deserve the infection.
Even fleshlights need to be cleaned after every use.
What the hell do you want little girls for?
You ain't got game unless you get a GROWN ass woman, son!
Well, I guess just stay away from the police then. You know age of consent laws and how they feel about that shit. Pedos don't survive in prison. You do you, I'.ll stick to women only. The only time anything below 18 was okay is when I was that young No excuse anymore
Don;t cut yourself on that edge, now
Funny thing is, you probably nailed it
Those 3 words confirm you are a stupid person.
Anyone that downloads this congratulations you're not being tracked.
It is not illegal to d/l that.
It is not even illegal to make one.
It is not illegal to set one off!
It is just illegal to set one off under certain circumstances, or to plan to set one off under certain circumstances.
Ten years ago or so a kid in Detroit made a working nuke in his garage and didn't even go to jail for it. So I hardly think anyone needs to worry about being tracked for d/ling this pic, anon.
If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear.
So not true. In my country the shop WILL hold thieves until police arrives. If the perp tries to escape with the loot, the theft becomes robbery, which is far worse. I'm a lawyer who worked for the public prosecution for 2,5 years so I know this shit like my own back yard.