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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>707328851
Nigger
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>>707329421
mfw I saved something useful on 4chin
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bump
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Love these threads, bumping.
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>>707328790
How the fuck is this useful information
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bumpity
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>>707328790
a table position for you.
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>>707330644
How is it not?
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>>707330644
I believe "how the fuck" is the use of this information
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bump
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Going to dump some shit, incoming.
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>>707331527
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>>707331575
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>>707331604
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>>707331633
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>>707331527
>shotgun
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>>707331714
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>>707331811
General knowledge.
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>>707331893
What to do in case of ET contact.
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>>707328790
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Tread care with this one
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>>707332127
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>>707331811
Does this work for Windows 10 and newer computers?
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>>707331575
The hitting home thing is bullshit
Why do you think surgeons use sharp tools
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>>707331604

Wouldn't two layers of sandbags be too heavy for the floor of a typical house?
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>>707332244
Damned if I know, I've just saved all these... Just in case.
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>>707329421
the fuck does the dry one mean? That it's dry? the fuck?
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>>707332192
This sounds incredibly stupid, and a good way to get yourself thrown in prison.
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>>707332244
No.
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>>707332355
It means just throw it in the dryer ya neet, context!
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>>707332581
Then why doesn't it says DRYER? Fucking stupid people.
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This one's actually pretty ingenius
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>>707332817
holy fuck that's good, thanks anon
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Instructable dump incoming

1/?
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>>707332817
Except when they see the file size is 200b and question it.
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>>707332982
just copy and paste the code over and over lol
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>>707332951
the person who did this is a complete retard, doesn't know a squat about language
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>>707332918
2/?
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This one's pretty good as inspirational material, not much else. Still cool though.
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>>707332982
You only delete a small portion of the header code. It completely disrupts the rest of the file. That said, you should probably have fake text within the file so it seems like it's a full paper
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>>707333158
3/?
Should I keep going or what?
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>>707331527

why not just talk to each other jesus christ army guys are stupid
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>>707333211
A much easier idea would be to do your shitty homework.
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>>707331527
Honey, gimmie the eight tonight I'm feeling naughty
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>>707333288
4/?
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>>707333359
Dat filename
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>>707332583
Niggers, make sure you save this
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>>707333590
5/?
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>>707333288
yeah
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>>707333590
that's way too small for my dick. what's the point
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>>707333737
6/? (1)
This next one comes in a package of sorts
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>>707333891
Just make/get something that is about your size then. Like a pencil or a pen maybe?
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>>707330644
I've used it in the past... I mean what would you rather, a naked girl doing submissive positions or a t-shirt rolled up inside a sock.
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>>707333919
7/? (2)
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>>>WE<<<
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>>707334103
8/?
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Alright, I think I'm done posting for this time. If I just kept going, I'd still be posting this shit same time next year.
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>>707332192

holy shit this will get you killed or jailed
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>>707332817
Many places I went specifically state that corrupt files aren't accepted in any case.

So you go ahead and do that and flunk class
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>>707333810
can we send this to Trump?
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>>707334260
9/?
This might be the last one. I thought i had more interesting ones but the rest are just old and just general faggotry.
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>>707328941
How to be ninja age 5 and up
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>>707333139
this
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>>707334740
Thanks man
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>>707330819
Gross. And gross to you.
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>>707333426
I haven't been in school in over 12 years.

One way I got out of doing a paper was changing the color of the font from black to dark grey to grey to lighter grey etc, and then said my printer ran out of ink, gave me an extra day. This was before email was an option in highschool
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>>707328790
who is that?
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I also have one about omegle blackmail, but I'm not going to post it, as it's a bit too actively malicious.
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>>707332127
I miss rouguescience....
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>>707332294
Surgeons use sharp blades get where they need to go, be more precise, and not risk trauma or excess damage. But jagged cuts do heal better than clean slices without medical attention.

More importantly, a sharp knife goes where you want it to with less effort. Fight with a sharp knife.
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>>707336015
Don't be a pussy
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>>707330644
Well to those of us who aren't boring virgins, it may come in handy as an instructional guide. You wouldn't know anything about that though.
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>>707336281
I'm not a boring virgin and I still have no use for it
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>>707332294
Please learn something about tissue granulation, then use that information to make your suicide more efficient.
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>>707336015
Cmon man why even mention it if you aren't gonna post it you attention whore
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>>707336236
A pussy? I ain't no pussy!
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>>707333314

Obviously bait, but it's so they don't have to make noise.
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>>707328941
Weeb training 101
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>>707332951
How do you say allah is shit in arabic
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>>707336898
That's actually just really standard Muay Thai/kick boxing hand wrap technique
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>>707338121
Allahu alqaraf!
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>>707333737
Or just pck ur sox like a normal non retarded person who is not pretending to be a delta force
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>>707333810
Why startups fail, cause in 99% of the time the idea is just dumb
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>>707336623
This fb thing doesn't work since 2008
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>>707338803
Well, my folder isn't exactly recent.
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>>707332817
Probably works for middle school. In university the teacher doesn't care if you cry because the file was corrupted or not, he will just give you an F
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>>707333158
Step 3: How the fuck do you cut 10 inch duct tape pieces and end up with a 8.5 x 7 inch square?
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>>707332000
what is this called if one was to search for video or pics of girls wearing it?
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>>707332000
are girls actually into this?
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>>707332748
ITS A FUCKING VERB
DRY IS ALSO A VERB YOU MORON
IT MEANS TO FUCKING DRY (AS IN THE ADJECTIVE DRY)
WHEN IT SAYS DRY ON THE FUCKING THING
ITS TELLING YOU TO FUCKING DRY IT
USE CONTEXT CLUES RETARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Thanks for the pics, gents!
Now allow me to contribute some of mine
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>>707340090
Bondage, you dumb ass hole
>>707340423
Do you touch yourself at night?
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>>707340972
I know whats it called i was wondering if it was a specific word cause i see alot of asians porn rope up like that jeez relax
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imgur.com/a/vhttB

used to always post this one in these threads, but guess max file size has been decreased.
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>>707332817
this will only work on dumb high school teachers who can't into komputah
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>>707341161
I know, I'm just giving you a hard time. I don't know what that style is either.
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Just incase any of you niggers get to space travel, or perhaps you polacks plan on having kids. Your little pikey gyppo spawns may want to roam the Galaxy lok'n for handouts.
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>>707341161
>>707341328
Shibari is the word you're looking for
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>>707331893
>no libgen
nice meme bro
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>>707333590
caution with this one heared on b that it gives you an infection or so
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>>707341623
Ahhh, okey doki
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>>707341623
>Shibari
thanks +1
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>>707341328
Ik lol
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>>707331989
Just tell them "Go to hell space niggers."
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>>707342177
fuck off space niggers, we're full.
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>>707333158
If you can't afford a wallet what you gonna put inside lolol
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>>707342177
>>707342501
Hahahaaaaa ive seens dat b4 xD
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>>707342501
I remember that thread.
damn, I suddenly feel old...
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>>707343060
While on the 'old things' subject: does anyone have the Hershey kiss insertion graphic?
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>>707332244
For Windows 10, you have to delete the /sys32 directory.
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>>707343414
nice one, made me lol
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Since when infothread .org is gone ? Is there anything else like it ?
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>>707332951
Swedish = Javla (Jävla), is like saying "Fuck" and nothing else. The correct words are "Dra åt helvete" and 50 other ways.
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>>707342657
The money you didn't pay for the wallet.
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>>707344303
Damn :V
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>>707338484
Stop ruining my dream
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>>707333333
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>>707338334
sounds like something a weeb would say
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>>707343414
i'm pretty sure that explodes
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>>707332244

It doesn't work for any system that uses Bitlocker (Vista and up). So you're kinda fucked if there's ANY security in place.

Just use PSTools. Much easier.

Though, yes, the part about swapping a coded subroutine for the cmd has always worked...provided you can force it into repair mode.
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>>707331604
And suddenly, artillery...
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>>707345095
or nukes :^)
checkmate atheists
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>>707344775

What makes you say that?
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>>707342396
fuck society
wheres my pringles
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>>707344253
Yeah, the entire infographic was compiled from dictionaries. It gives infinitives instead of imperatives.
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>>707331604

Pretty sure my landlord won't go for this...
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>>707333701
Update needed: Pringles was sold to Kellogg in 2012 or so.
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>>707328790
Lol, nadu. Fucking ripping position names from Gor while not even recognizing tower or bracelets.

Also Gor is shit. These positions are not at all instituted names anywhere, it's just made up shit. Call it whatever you want, it means nothing.
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>>707341805
it only gives you an infection if you're gay, so ...
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>>707336281
Virgin detected
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>>707348772
Cool, i won't be bored tonight!
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>>707348565
What board?
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>>707348772
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>>707333179
Don't do this.
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>>707349589
Buda-ba-ba-baaahhh
I'm do'n it!
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>How to pick a tumbler lock
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>>707331527
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>>707349966
>How to pick a Tumblr lock

Tell it there are only two genders, the wage gap doesn't exist, and obesity is inherently unhealthy. While it's raging, kick the door in.
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>>707349576
>CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>707341475
you can build one in the woods to abduct little girls
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>>707332951
Zkurvysyn means son of a bitch
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>>707341805
Use it once and get rid of it. It's just starch. If you're so fucking stupid you keep fucking your own rotting cum, you deserve the infection.

Even fleshlights need to be cleaned after every use.
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>>707349887
How to hack facebook account.

<step 4 try and guess password.

Wtf?
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>>707351692
What the hell do you want little girls for?
You ain't got game unless you get a GROWN ass woman, son!
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>>707352175
I know, right? Makes no sense, saved it for the lulz
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>>707338803
still works m8
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>>707352405
I can appreciate both
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>>707331604
>Average /k/ house.jpg
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>>707353058
Well, I guess just stay away from the police then. You know age of consent laws and how they feel about that shit. Pedos don't survive in prison. You do you, I'.ll stick to women only. The only time anything below 18 was okay is when I was that young No excuse anymore
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>>707353492
If she's below 3 she probably cannot identify you in court
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>>707353710
Don;t cut yourself on that edge, now
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>>707353391
Funny thing is, you probably nailed it
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>>707349589
Those 3 words confirm you are a stupid person.
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Where's the instructions on how to sell my soul for money
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>>707341475
I was thinking about building a underground house, any more of this or anything related to that topic?
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>>707332817
I´ve done that with a rick-roll mp3. Renamed to .doc and sent it off. Figured that if they had the brainwave to open it with a media-player they deserved it.
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>>707339944
Anyone that downloads this congratulations you're not being tracked.
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>>707352405
She is like a truck with crappy suspension. It doesn't stop rocking back and forth until 10 minutes after you get where you are going.
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>>707328941
If you wrap your hands like this, you are literally retarded
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>>707328941
ok, i peel all the skin off my hand. how do i put it back on?
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very important.
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>>707354994
kek
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>>707354672
It is not illegal to d/l that.
It is not even illegal to make one.
It is not illegal to set one off!
It is just illegal to set one off under certain circumstances, or to plan to set one off under certain circumstances.

Ten years ago or so a kid in Detroit made a working nuke in his garage and didn't even go to jail for it. So I hardly think anyone needs to worry about being tracked for d/ling this pic, anon.
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>>707355635
nuclear fusion reactor != nuke

Also read his post more carefully.
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>>707352045
the cleansing is obvious, someone have to be so fucking retarded to not knowing this
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>>707332951
AI sto thialo is jibberish.
Ai sto diaolo means go to hell.
Ante gamisou means fuck you.
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>>707332192
If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear.
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>>707335474
were you just pooping on the floor?
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>>707354287
So not true. In my country the shop WILL hold thieves until police arrives. If the perp tries to escape with the loot, the theft becomes robbery, which is far worse. I'm a lawyer who worked for the public prosecution for 2,5 years so I know this shit like my own back yard.
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>>707358758
Britfag
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