Too much of anything is too much
im to going lynch you like a nigger!
I'm boiling eggs right now.
I want hard boiled eggs.
Idk if I'm doing this right, it's been awhile.
So I saw this, when it gave me a pretty good idea.
Anybody here willing to draw this:
A crusader sits in a car being launched by the trebuchet
The car is launched towards a city that is a third of a kilometer away
As the car is descending towards the city, the crusader
He lands and has time to raise two swords in the air and yell "DEUS VULT" before the car lands behind him, exploding in a micheal bay-esque fireball and shrapnel that miraculously misses the crusader
Cut to a bunch of obviously muslims looking on in a mix of horror and confusion
BONUS: Behind the muslims is a sign that says:
Baka. A 1.1 gunknife guy was a terrible choice.
Any delivery from previous thread?
It 404'd on me while I was workin.
No thanks I want to eat my sriracha eggs in peace
oh right, thank you!
im going shoot you like a rabbit!
Whoops this looked much better in my head
What do you mean? Its a bunch of numbers isnt it?
posting from spain
did I miss anything?
After a whole night and day i finally got my tablet working... now i need to learn how to draw
What ever happened to the Momo artist guy?
Gun knife guys are awesome, take those words back.
i went to switzerland with c-
>] Someone special.
..yeah, in a dream this morning.
>i went to switzerland
I'm in Spain so pretty much I am living the dream
What if they fuck you?
He's an alright guy for the most part. I haven't seen him do anything malicious or scandalous in this thread. Meanwhile, yellowfag just bumps the thread with you=faggot all day. Both of these people are harmless, I've seen worst.
Was gonna ask for dude and cat in your style.
Ey guys whaddya think of this jacket?
Ooohhh sriracha eggs
MY ARMY IS SUPERIOR TO ANY DRAWINGS YOU CAN MAKE.
I had so much bread at dinner last night, and I'm not a big fan of meat, it doesn't taste very good.
Mornin' everyone, taking requested investigations.
They uh, really don't even put any effort in insulting you, do they? Its like a bunch of preschoolers.
Nice axe! I'd much prefer you didnt kill anyone with it, then I'd have to do real detective work.
It looks like it'd be a little small on you, but I like it.
feels more like taith. but eh, let them do their thing.
>Nice axe! I'd much prefer you didnt kill anyone with it, then I'd have to do real detective work
Too bad man I have been paid to kill.
I gotchu famyu
Hopefully I dont get parkinson's in 30 years
It's Nylon, I believe...
>I actually ordered a size larger IRL, but now Im worried it'd be too big since Im p damn short
How's it goin?
relatively boring tbh
maybe as always. but eh.
one of those days you just don't want to do anything
>Massive fuckin kek
if it also brings millions of $$$, I wouldnt mind
w u n d e r b a r
The least they could do is put some actual effort towards hurting someone's feelings, they're just wasting their breath.
Well now I've done the detective work, and discovered that you, in fact, have killed a murderer. I have promptly filed that as self-defense.
I hope it fits you, anyway, it's going well, how'd you sleep?
Thanks bb, your triple dubs are beautiful.
I noticed that too, but I honesty can't tell what. I've been staring too much at it.
Oh, I usually draw them tiny like that, I thought it looks cute. Do you think it looks bad?
how long you think you'll be out?
any of the members of Dethklok. or all four if you're feeling generous!
Five. what the fuck what are numbers. I'm disappointed in myself.
well i did ask for simple
>tfw america will never be great
Peebis in Butt
I like chokers and 2d cripples
There are pretty effective treatments for early Parkinson's right now, and there are probably going to be massive improvements in the next 30 years
Thanks! I slept alright, had some funky dreams but its all goood
How's the draw-detective-business?
That's the best treatment for late stage Parkins right now, and it already works pretty damn well in its experimental stage
We could pretty much bypass the brain's natural pharmacodynamics and insert electrodes to "cure" deficiencies.
benis under putt
le Gurp feels warm inside, thanks dude
Here. Still need practise, but thanks for req.
its alright for such a small business, a little slow. But I'd rather have slow days all the time than be drowning it work, its nice to not have too many people looking forward to seeing me, because I like to pop in and out, that said, I'm gonna go cook canadian thanksgiving dinner part 2
What a spooky mask, do you bite people a lot?
Leper ringing at you with his bells
Bouncin now, see ya /b/
Ah, canadian thanksgiving
have fun cookin!
Not sure why you're calling me spooky bones, the name's Sisso.
I'm no kanuck, but an excuse to make a big meal is an excuse to make a big meal.
Nope, just a regular meal, only bones involved will be the turkey bones.
summoning bunchi. I saw her drawing earlier.
I tend not to use a name. I'm kinda attached the the anonymous thingy
Requesting human Yin getting double penetrated by a couple of anons.
Pose ref: https://www.atfbooru.ninja/posts/151866
Right in between, my favorite thing is drawing nude
Sometimes, but with a daughteru mind, not a sex related thingy
I shouldn't have gone nude back then. I have a bad fever now.
Whyth doeth thy summoneth meth?
zombieman dancing with the devil
you're welcome (and sorry for not sticking very well to the picture)
well well, time to go, bye le thread, see yall later
Misha Mikado from Katawa Shoujo
none of you seem to understand, im not stuck on here with you
you're stuck on here with me
ayyy <3 glad you liked it!
goin in order bud
i wish there was more hours in a day, so i could take a 25 hr nap.
what if i say i have a job for you. this would pay the expenses for food, shelter and warmth. in addition, you wouldn't have to work ever agian . would you take the my offer?
nm, just procrastinating
No, it's the name of the VN where that character is from
Artist name would be FCD
is that you killface?
i havent seen you in ages, so hows the wife and kids doing?
Slumber parties are so much fun
Also Grinder is my name the dead guy name is boned crazy
>Slumber parties are so much fun
they sure are my dude.
my apologies, i had no clue his name was bone crazy, so i used your name instead. both characters are awesome nonetheless.
Going to take some time but guess what it is
Because fucking bad with names
Glad you like them
I dunno. What a spooky everything, do you have a keratin deficiency?
even though the ride never ends, she's already going around for a second round
If that one is blurry try this one