Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>Mom gets off work early without calling first
>Finds me in the pantry emptying my poop jug into the cat's litter box
>Starts yelling at me, saying that I'm fucking disgusting
>Tell her that it's all her fault for breaking up with my dad when I was six
>She tells me that I need to be an adult
>Cry and scream and even throw my shit jug at her
>She says that from now on I have to go to bed before midnight
>Tell her to fuck off and go to my room
>Don't go to bed because it's fucking bullshit and I'm not a god damn wage slave
>She opens the door flat out at like one AM and is really pissed
>Tries to push me away from the computer, but I'm too heavy
>I start yelling at the top of my lungs
>She rips my computer tower out of the wall and takes it up to her room
>Knows I'm too fat to climb the stairs and thinks shes won
>Lay down at the bottom of the stairs and scream until my throat hurts
>Still no computer
>She goes to work the next day
>Wake up at like 3 PM and no computer
>Bitch has fucking overstepped her boundaries now
>Go into the bathroom and lift top off toilet tank so I can shit in it
>Sitting on tank and begin to turtle-head when I get an idea
>Pucker up my ass and waddle into the kitchen
>Take huge shit in the microwave and set the timer for three hours
>Mom comes home an hour later and the whole house fucking reeks
>She's screaming about a fire in the kitchen
>Can hear her crying for hours and even hear firemen stamping around
>Later that evening she comes in sobbing
>Sets up my computer tower for me
im actually rather ashamed i havent watched that yet
i think i am gonna watch that after i finish the one im watching now
thanks for reminding
whats going down thursday?
You are just some young-fag normie who thinks he belongs here because "waaahhh i cant get a date" people here have spent their entire lives without even hugging a girl and some spend months at a time in social isolation. But since you have a faggy cliche normie problem you think you can relate to people on this board? Fuck you. I hope you go eat a bottle of Tylenol because you're so sad your wildebeest mom couldnt get a pic of smiling with some proto slut. If you were a real robot you wouldnt even consider going to your schools normie dance. Faggot.
>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She sighs and leaves
>finally able to finish up, want some spaghetti
>Go downstairs and see mommy in kitchen
>Cooking roast chicken
>Screech at her and ask why she didn't make spaghetti
>Her answer is the final straw
>"What? You didn't ask for spaghetti."
>Lunge at her and kick the shit out of her
>Shit on her whore face when she's down
>As she lays there, her pants ride up quite a lot
>See her ass clearly through her pants
>Mutter "Only a freak wouldn't be attracted to viable... viable pussy..."
>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)
>Jerk off onto her ass instead, write a note on the white wall of the kitchen in my own shit
>"Spaghetti. One hour. Or next time, I'll do it worse, then kill myself and blame you in the suicide note."
>eu day threads
that's exactly why I'm here though
I'm alright, what about you?
School, then eye doctor appointment
Yeah not very long
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Nothing, I just need to make sure nothing has happened
I'm doing good, got some free food
that's always fun. What's the occasion?
how are you?
Your post really arouses me idk i think sillyposting turns me on
Also claimed cute blueberry head
gunslinger girl, its not the best but i find it enjoyable enough
plus i like some feels from now and then
arent you here because you have a free day?
ooohhh you just need to make sure everything is okay
my bad, brain asleep
you know me
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
Gunslinger girl sucks balls
Hoshimiya Kate is my waifu. I love her immensely.
I do have the day off, but maybe I came to the eu day thread to look for a particular eufag
hey C what's up
>Don't have any clean bowls
Fuck.Cereal in a cup is alright though
My sister is going out of town for a week and she can't stand wasting food and shit, so I get it.
You're an dumb, go to sleep
Not the C you know of. I am the new C.C. Do not confuse please. But nice to meet you.
Aw snap, I didn't know you liked Negativland. Helter Stupid is a masterpiece and very influential, altho I preferred other albums to that one.
kinda short but it was okay
some custom made coffee by my physics prof always gets me going
although people seem to disagree
i like it
whats wrong with it according to you?
must be a huge faggot
who is it?
i want to but i need to walk doggo soon
im thinking a nice nap afterwards
the human dumpster life
Oh sorry, but good meeting you too
Yeah he is, that's why we get along so well
neu is a different band and they have a song titled "negativland". that's where the band negativland lifted their name from.
I just got into this album, but yeah it's good, I also really like Sonderangerbot
wait, do you mean the band or song? :o
what's wrong with your eyes o_o
her mini mikus remind me of mini squid girl
Naps are good for the body, mind and soul
Walk dogger then nap
I like it though
Computer decided to install updates on me. Rip any productivity.
Can't see shit from a distance, so it bothers me during my classes
what's the p for?
good morning galil. say, just how many guns do you own
Only kittys and babbys do naps
Thats a nice blueberryhead, 9/10
I should have done that, I just didn't expect it to take almost 30 minutes to get to 25% completion :/
Oh ya dude there's literally nothing wrong with it
Like I said yesterday (I think I said it to Yuuki though), more than 1 and less than 100, you can guess.
So mean, naps are /comfy/
you are saying you are a faggot as well?
thats nice, i guess you two really are alike then
why dont you two just start talking on elitismcord already and erp or something?
guess you just have to waste time with us then
Yep. I just don't like using the mobile version of the site. How's it going?
Busy right now, might not be able to reply.
It's easier to know if you remove the S and I from the first name.
O, I see. I guess I have to try that too.
I was discussing this picture a while ago and trying to interpret what that mini-Miku is, my final consensus was a figure alarm-clock hybrid thing.
Oh wait, people on /b/ don't have souls
No, go higher
yea, neu is a highly regarded krautrock band
sorry but two is as high as i'll go
same, its quite annoying
had a short day of school but im kinda tired, gonna nap soon
jokes on you i lost mine on /x/
That's a good idea, I'll ask him when he comes around
Nonono please dont shoot i was wrong ok i will try a nap today i promise
Just started my day. I'm sitting here watching my computer update lol
But that's wrong
You better not be summing sex ghosts and succubi
BOI I BOUT TO DO IT
The fire rei-ses
DONT SHOOT IM SORRY
Pizza best waifu~
C.C is your waifu and you ask that question? It should be obvious the choice
i heard he is going to walk his dogger now though
he will see you around
thats the worst feeling kek
what if i am?
you dont know what you are missing out on my friend
pizza pepperoni, not even close
Two is incorrect
IT'S TOO LATE
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
I ain't bout to get fucked up by demons nigga
Well for pizza I will have to get out of the house.
But I can make the chicken nuggets here.
And yes I know C.C. my babe, but same thing I said to the other guy.
Fucking genius. But for that I will need to carry the nuggets to the pizza place.
>>707324665 this >>707324798
Alright can't wait for him to be back. Hope it goes smoothly
Get out and honor your waifu then. Or get it delivered
NO NOT THE LOLIS NOOOO
Pizza girl is worth it she craves the satisfsction of being eaten and its your duty to give her that satisfsction~
Getting out of the house then.
Pizza girl will get so satisfaction.
I will be back guys. Just when I connect to the internet in the cafe thought.
It was when I was 18
Is this better?
THATS NOT BETTER DONT ASSASSINATE HIM IN SORRY NAPS ARE GOOD
Well who do you want assassinated?
I don't post my guns online
That'll be $50
Can i pay you in nudes
Cyberbully channels are cancer
Aren't you new?
>already trying to lewd waifu
I don't think there's anything more dissapointing than weak hot chocolate
Yes, two nudes should suffice
Sorry m8, its for their own safety
Plus I'd have to take them out the safe and take a shitty picture with my phone, which is far too much work for me.
Dubs confirm that Garde plays PGO everyday
You're awake I see
Life is more disappointing
No its ok this is for a good cause because i have no money and really need asuka to die. Wait is lewd not allowed? G-gomen
But rei is for hugs
Also i only have 1
all right then i'll settle for you describing it
People post lewds, it's still disgusting to lewd the waifu
Weak hot chocolate is part of life, as is everything else that's dissapointing, so that goes without saying.
I tend to be awake when I post
How are you?
I'll give you a discount this time, but next time you better have 2
My favorite is probably my Vepr 12 or my Deagle Brand Deagle
Roll for lewds
I am never going to save this... ever
You didn't need dubs to confirm that :^)
Ignore those prude closet sluts. If you want to post lewds of you're waifu then post lewds of you're waifu.
Can't post what I don't have
Post lewds you reformed shit posting slut.
O oke, ty niceposter~
All yunoposters need naps to fuel their murder energies
Ty ty please shoot her until she dies a dead death
Naps are good for you
that didnt answer my question
im not sure what to say to you anymore
you seem to have a split personality
this is true
but talking to anons is also good for me
>tfw you can no longer post the .gif because it's larger than 2mb
FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI
Because I'm a huge slavaboo, 25 round drums of 12 gauge is cool as hell, firing slugs from it will rekk anything and I've got the folding stock version so mine isn't cucked.
I will use my whole magazine on her and she will bleed out painfully
That's good enough, i guess
>When you need to find a lot of pictures again because they're too big
Wowe thats alot of smugs
Nonono plese dont be angry at me niceposter, there was another reiposter pretending to be me ;-; he admitted to it last thred but its ded nao
We'll it looks like you've reached a crossroads then. I think you should nap, I also think I should nap
the votes have been counted
i will nap
dont worry my naps are short, see you guys in a bit
alright i will give you the benefit of the doubt, since you are new, nice and have a cute waifu
I wouldn't use it for anything else though, because if I shot it inside it would go right through my walls
Have a good nap
Nice trips BTW
Sorry for replying this late
Well you still have kind of low hours on the game so i consider you as a new player. Glad to hear you like it tho!
I'll still ask it every time we talk~
Also alive. Are you still alive?
Ty niceposter ily~ hav a cute nap
Thats good! A ded asuka is a gud asuka!
Yeah, I've resized a few of mine. But most of the images that are >2mb I just pass up now.
Maybe if they delete some of the other boards they will raise the size limit. Doubt it, but it's a thought.
Seems so, but i'm not certain
It'd be nice, especially considering i can only use one of my gifs
You're too nice Stella
Damn you're violent
What did Asuka do to you?
i didnt know u lived in a shotgun house
anyway i gotta go seeya round
Maybe when WebM becomes more available and easier to produce we will see more of them.
I'm using WebMForRetards and it works pretty well. You can set an limit on file size so if you tweak proportions and bitrate you can get some nice videos.
Asuka is a rudeposter and tried to steal my shinji
Everyone is nice except asuka
Hehe silly lateposter
I don't, but guns penetrate walls very easily
That's a very nice webm
Chii from Chobits
I dont know what a shinji is
Never seen you before, are you new to /waifu/?
A shinji is a sillyposter who wont get in the fucking robot
A shinji is also a sillyposter in the bleach series.
Welp, I'm back. What's happenin'?
Silly green foot~
Hi! Where were you?
I was taking a shower and getting to a pizza cafe.
Now I am here and eating pizza.
Maybe, but i'm not so sure
Hello, Crowd Control
Yes you are very nice
No you post lewds
I think it will happen. GIF is old and busted. WeBM is new hotness.
Im gonna make your... your H-HEAD green! :c
I dont understand, you silly poster
Pizza waifu has been pleased?
Nice. Who is the crowd? I see no crowd.
I guessed that much.
But it takes more effort to make them and everyone is a lazy asshole
I'd say this thread is enough of a crowd
Oh damn i would like to get a pizza too.
What do you have in your pizza?
So are you tbh
Oh why would u do that? Didn't you just say you are okay with your green foot?
Yuiko! Long time no see!
Salami. Also if there is a waifu for cigarettes, I am pleasing her too.
There's never anything going on here
My trips say otherwise
I'm just nice to my friends
That is why I mentioned WebM for retards. It's literally just
>Pick your source
>Define your output
>Resize if necessary
And the results are pretty nice.
Definitely. I got a little vacation so I'll come here more often. But it's finals time so I'm studying my ass off on normal days
Maybe i should make a few
Could a gif be the source?
I just want to have a nice time and i cant do that with greeb feet slander the only way to redeem myself is for you to be green as well
How's your school stuff going?
Sorry, I dropped my trips over HERE