A prom queen Fay....
I actually missed prom I think...
The high school I transferred to didn't have dances
If you've got a good looking dick, I don't mind you sharing, could be a good ref. How would dick pic incite lewds though?
(Or, what do you want, I might do it later)
Then you a fucking cutie regardless of dolling up or not.
Shame you're hung up on your ex. I would treat you right. I used to be hung up on my ex as well, still am a tiny bit, but I'm mostly over her.
No offense but no thanks
Sex stuff and talking to strangers on the internet stuff is weird
Well it's usually what someone is going for when they start complimenting you, they target your self confidence, and try to make you feel good about yourself and greatful so you'll give them whatever they want, I mean really this is classic stuff here
But guys, everyone knows drawthreads are essentially /soc/-lite.
I just wanna give out nudes of myself and receive nudes of her, pass out, remember what I did tomorrow morning, regret all of it because I'm not this kind of person, and not even fap to her pics.
Could not be more untrue, but my overactive imagination made this sting somewhat, fuck.
I feel you. Matz used me for one night and I felt betrayed. No worries.
For real though, you a cute. Keep that chin up.
How dare you. I have morals. Those pics would never leave my phone, and tbh would probably also never get used because I'd feel like human garbage the next day.
>I have morals
>has to post his own nudes for self-affirmation for being this insecure
>implying you're not lying through your teeth to have more fap material and potentially even black mail material
Atleast I know Fay is not that dumb to fall for it.
You make me wonder if I'm subconsciously doing this. Now I feel like shit.
Later thread, I'm gonna go jack off to forget.
I made your wife cum some time last week cybering in thread. I role played a heavy dom, despite me actually being a light switch.
>pun legitimately not intended holy fuck
Anyway, I feel bad for it. Thought you should know.
Ayy atleast you're smart enough to not give in, slap my hand.
Though don't worry about it, online relationships are prone to failure and I'm sure yiu can find the right person outside of here.
I think you're really intelligent Fay, and your choice of words most certainly portrays you as a lovely individual who I'd very much enjoy having a chat with sometime. Keep being wonderful Fay.
...nah. it's really embarrassing and kinda cringey. I spaghetti'd hard after I realized what happened. Ask her yourself.
I agree, she's seems smart enough to not fall for it. I'm not doing that though. You can believe what you want though man.
I should have left thread already. Why am I still here.
>implying I would get aroused by the mere sight of a dick
I offered you to get your dick featured on model in my porn, that's all.
It sunny as hell.
What the fuck did I wake up to?
This autist(LEGITIMATELY AUTIST, MIND YOU) won't shut the fuck up and makes me feel second-hand embarrassment from it.
Is this Chris?
I'm starting to feel it is.
Awww fuck, I am legitimately questioning every time I've ever made a female friend and second guessing my motives. What if I actually was doing that shit fay said?
I'm a fucking monster...
I need a feels thread.
Why would I beg for it when I have a genetic master piece within reach already?
My sexuality is more complicated than that.
>I made your wife cum some time last week cybering in thread. I role played a heavy dom, despite me actually being a light switch.
>Anyway, I feel bad for it. Thought you should know.
HAAAAAA, you absolute madman.
Thanks, buddy >w>
This is the most legit compliment I've gotten on this thread
Nah dude, I feel like scum. What if they have a falling out? I don't wanna be the reason. That's too much guilt to bear.
Mine was legitimate, albeit far too forward and aggressive to be appreciated by anyone, even myself. My bad.
I'm having a hard time leaving. These threads are all I've known the past 6 months.
Hey dude, it's okay
You're not a monster
I'm sure the issue is more deep rooted than that.
It's okay dude, I get it. I'm not saying that was you, but there's a good chance it could be ya know? who knows
Top kek, well played.
>Nah dude, I feel like scum. What if they have a falling out? I don't wanna be the reason. That's too much guilt to bear.
You shouldn't have said anything then, kek.
Shhh, waste your time on me no more.
I'm a lost cause. I'll be normal on the surface tomorrow morning.
I should mention, people, I'm high. First time a high has made me this retarded and emotional.
... it's.. a very concentrated dick?
Good to see you!
Oh I know, but what do I get in return? There are 3.5 billion dicks in the world, why should I beg for yours?
Skeletons are usually lurking, just haven't been free to draw last night or two
ayyyyye wusss poppin /b/
i haven't seen you here hows it goin?
hows it goin my dude?
I can't breath out of my nose..!
>What's more satisfying than that?
How about virtually cucking every singel person who would ever fap to my future drawings? Shame you let that opportunity slip by you, Anon.
STAP DISSING MY PENIS; REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I did draw that, yeah. Saved over the file though.
>we sexted for a day
>the following day I was blocked
>used and confused I went to her steam to ask what happened
>she and her stream goonies jumped on me for being a little bitch, which I kinda was
>resort to name calling from both sides
>left stream with pride broken, trust tainted
It sounds milder than it really was, I can assure you. Let's just say, that night I made Taith look like the most interesting man.
Haven't been here in a while, anybody have some requests for me?
Oh no! You poor bamboo. Come let mama chiki feed you the soups and make it all better u_u
Don't listen to that h8ter, you're dick is beautiful, smart, it don't need no man!
hate to be a tease but I now have to head off =P
Maybe il get a chance to do some requests tomorrow... or well, I hope i get the time. Anyway i have to be up in 5 hours so im going to head off and pretend to sleep..
Fair point, probably should have mentioned that it's 8 and a half inches erect. Oh well, maybe some other time?
>how about virtually cucking every singel person who would ever fap to my future drawings?
What do you mean by that? I've fapped to numerous of your drawings and i'd do it again if the mood struck me, i'd say you're the one doing me a favor.
so hows your day going?
hey!! hows it goin?
Chiki you fucking bitchola
It WAS REALLY NICE that I eat it, before finish to drawing it...
Just chillin' before IRL shit
i will kill u
linearfags get out of my drawthread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aw, Pooj-paj is sick... *pats head*
>What do you mean by that?
As I said, if it's a good looking cock I might use it as a ref for my drawing, meaning that it will be virtually YOUR cock fucking things I draw, cucking the other cucks. But there are many dicks in the sea, still I don't mind seeing it if you ever feel like linking me, you might get lucky.
Pretty good, slowly working my way towards a clean apartment.
Y-you've got a little something on your chin, r-right there..!
You asked if I've sucked my own IRL dick? No.
here ya go, sorry it took so long.
I have not mastered porn u.u;;
Hi I'm Fay, I'm still a little bit new, draw name?
But did you nutter in her e-butt-er, this is important
Also, to add, she has a hot as fuck rape fetish. Got to a point where she admitted she'd be down with a rape if it was someone she knew well enough and trusted enough. I guess I don't apply.
I didn't even saaaaaaaay anything
>using ** to signify an action
>in a drawthread
>where you can draw the action
dont TAOUCH me matherfacker
The only friend I need..is...COUPONBUGDOTCOM
Requesting every drawfriend wearing this outfit regardless of gender. <3
Whats everyones fav episode of futurama?
I wrote give or take 5 sext walls, each one a different scenario where I came on our in her. I "came" on and in her multiple times throughout.
Like, legitimately sorry.
Guilt is hard to get rid of when you have a shit mental state.
so many made me feel, it is really hard to pin one favorite episode only.
What about you?
Why yes. It is.
Is it a bad case of the handsome?
You didn't answer my fukkin' question.
Was it...was it in her butt?
Oh my gosh thats one of many sad ones
That fucking song at the end gets me everytime
Oh my gosh that ones a sad Rollercoaster. Shit still makes me cry too. Except when leela is hallucinating (even though shes in a coma??) In her apartment and tears off her wallpaper and then Bender is on the floor and say, 'you killed Fry'. Makes me giggle
Oh humm....i dunno...id have to say The Birdbot of Icecatraz?
Or maybe the anchovies one wherr he finds out hes got 4.2 bil in his account..nothing can top the pilot episode or the episode after that even
Oh jeez...its so hard to pick. But probably birdbot of Icecatraz
GO TO SLEEP ANON
but that is a VERY funny episode
>she admitted she'd be down with a rape if it was someone she knew well enough and trusted enough
>doing it wrong
That's no fun
keep thine cruel hands away from my visage..
i miss the show alot, the last episode was such a good ending but yet a beginning to all of it again.
Then I'd be like kinda consenting it and that's the contradictory
EXTERNAL INTAKE OF AIR
u gai pudje
I'm just kidding, Pooji, but you did diss my dick under anon, you're the only one who cares enough about it.
Oh yes indeed! I have it on netflix so i just rewatch it again and again
Did you ever see the season finale for season 5? I believe thats when they got canceled and so they thought that was the end of the show and it makes me cry EVERYTIME at the end!
fuck it im to tired to draw, have a shit megatron thread
well thats good!
>>707320975 <-- im this guy
hey sexy hows it going?
You need to act assertive and aggressive. You falter for a second and she senses it like a well trained dog smells beaners. She won't give a fuck after that, that was my mistake.
She's not good for a relationship for this reason, too fucked in the head. Still hot as fuck though.
Thread is love, thread is life boi
Basically, I have nowhere else.
I already did. Leave me alone.
I guess she wants a small portion of intimacy underneath her crazy shit she's into.
...I'm sorry? I feel like you're messing with me about this.
Ok for real, I'm out
You realize that there is a large river between fetishizing rape and actually wanting to get gangfucked by hobos in a back alley right?
I can't habeeb you.
tell me ur favorite epsiode of futurama
im not an elf ...
okay, ill try this
oh thx. have a nice sleep, anon
Oh my gosh thats a good one!
The part where Fry says, "i just want my bestfriend back" makes my little heart fucking acchhee
Just dropped in to say hey to all the artists here w cute ass styles, and also props to putting up w people's bullshit
who u calling sexy
im doing okay okay, just feeling a bit groggy atm
ahh i remember that yeah, I've rewatched the series like 3 times.
She'll toy around with you for w little, but you won't get the good stuff unless you do just that. Remember, you're just playing pretend. I'm a switch, not a heavy dom, so I couldn't do anything that I told her I would without feeling uncomfortable. I don't want my partners to feel pain.
well yeah but eh
stop it that's too good
>but you did ___ under anon
also remember when I explicitly stated "don't taoch me matherfacker?"
>we sexted for a day
you must have had some bad experiences with sexting cuz that wasnt even sexting my man.
>used and confused
>''I got attacked on stream ;O;''
I ignored u on stream since you were making my viewers uncomfortable and asking why i ''BLUEBALLED U Dx!!!!!'' You also spammed my PM which is lame since when I stream Im working
Yeah i never said that, its a difference between consensual roleplay sex with safe words and actually raping someone lmao
fight me in rosengård
I want to actually bite your cute, fat mound of a pussy and clit until you scream. Every time you make a noise, that's another 30 seconds of pain. The ultimate struggle between pain and pleasure.
>rape is rape
Not when we're talking about most common rape fetishes.
You're an idiot. That was my main point.
>mfw i live 8 minutes away from rosengården
but rosengården is spooky
>biting someone in the clitoris during oral
>for 30 seconds
>for the sole purpose of causing them pain
Please don't do this with an actual woman.
Please suh, I am just a simple peasant, only trying understand
Lets not go there, people are talking
nigga what the fuck with your flounder ass face looking like a fuckin fraggle
this existence feels like pain, moku
Always chew the pussy, dude. What are you, a virgin?
>its a difference between consensual roleplay sex with safe words and actually raping someone lmao
>TFW you find yourself trying to make the same point as Matz
I'm really running out of reasons to not kill myself today.
Pooj....Pooj....whose clit are you nibbling on tenderly?
For 30 seconds? Shit, I mean, you better bring some wire cutters and pliers as well then, if she's into torture.
You KNOW i'm choking on Hip's cock on the daily
But this is regular Eggs, you won't find anything to shoot down there!
(also, please don't shoot me, I don't wanna bother drawing me reacting to getting shot:/)
I like the way you think, Anon.
>implying you didnt want to be a cute fraggle when you grow up
whats wrong with you tk
>You KNOW i'm choking on Hip's cock on the daily
I didn't know you were IRL gobbling Hippy donger.
>The only person who doesn't think painfully chomping a clit for half a minute is a gay chink fuckboi
>So do you enjoy fishing pin?
I prefer netting to be honest.
>I'm really running out of reasons to not kill myself today.
You and me both, pal
Im coolio, gotta do clean and finish up commissions. Hbu, anon?
Im ready ill bring my big group of immigrants over
U GON BE A FUCKBOI U GONN TURN OUT A CUCKBOI
>She's not good for a relationship for this reason, too fucked in the head. Still hot as fuck though.
Ok first point, i never showed you my face. and someone judging me being GF material on how i wasnt into your cringy attempts at sexting
hit me up at 1-800-420-THIC
Nigga, I already said I was shitposting. Literally the only honest thing I've said all night was that I was a cringelord when talking to you. Go on, shoo. Let me have my fun. You should understand, you're the queen of shitposting.
also, meetup when? ;)
Dude seriously, yes. She is in thread, talk to her, fuck's sake.
Not me, but still, no. Never trust /b/, you'll end up getting burned. The one thing I've told you tonight that you CAN trust.
>i dont wanna bother drawing me reacting to getting shot
everybady knows this how are u so out of the loop? I bet you didn't even know that shadow married a dog, or that Matz is actually a dead guy
Tk yes. Bones apperteet
I know the whole theme song...
>my big group of immigrants
you mean, literally everyone in Sweden?
Down at fraggle rock!
I'm not sure if I've been following this, but extreme BDSM fetishes are no different from their rape counterpart, it's all fantasy for most.
If you're bad, I'm bad.
COme into my dark alley, little memer
this guy knows whats up
HOHO good one!
OOh a reference!
How nice, thank you!
I don't like to search for these for myself
So much noise here, lets get some music.
No one should be afraid of a gnome in an alley.
Touche, you bastard...
Is the Cat Cock guy around?
Requesting more of Cat Cock interacting with women.
>COme into my dark alley, little memer
No, not anymore I won't. In all seriousness, I should never have attempted anything with you past friendly conversation, you were cool to talk to as just a person and not a pussy. So, I guess this is my apology, albeit a bad one. You know where to find me if you wanna wipe the slate clean or bully me. ;-;
Peace, meme queen <3
hi guys im back
it took me a day to get the internet up and running
did I miss anything?
Thanks for the advice anon, but after today, I think i'll just go play overwatch to take out my pet up frustration of being a complete betacuck. Don't have it in me to talk to her after acting like a complete wimp. Hopefully killing things will help me regain my confidence. fml
.............of course it is...
What is Paizuri?
matz, is it true?
are you the queen of memes?
Requesting this friends' OC sucking on a single testicle while jacking a guys load all over her tits.
Dude, listen. Don't go in with a mindset of banging, just talk to bet like a person. She cool as fuck. You do what I was leading you into believing earlier and you'll do what I did described here. >>707324058
Well, not verbatim, but you get it.
>My names Steve too thats weird
not really weird many people are named steve
What I lack in hair, Pooj lacks in facial hair. I am white and he is brown. I am fat and he is a twig. It is ying and yang.
Nope, the one that doesn't look cool.
>yong and yang
Stop being a chink!