Drawthread, Hallohonkers edition
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Drawthread, Hallohonkers edition
>>707314692
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>707314692
HI PIN
Honk honk
>>707314854
Hi Beans
Can I honk your honkers? ;^)
>>707314854
Honks out for honkambe
A prom queen Fay....
I actually missed prom I think...
The high school I transferred to didn't have dances
>>707314781
>every /b/ drawthread
>>707315249
Do you accurately look like this character? Because if you do, then would take to prom/10. I'm not just being nice or overly creepy, I think this looks absolutely gorgeous.
Got any beef, Anon?
>>707315415
Was tempted to post a dick pic to incite the lewds, but then I remembered you're a dude drawing a hot alien chick.
>>707315415
Hiya Neggs <3
>>707315415
Taking requests?
>>707315408
I look like this when I doll myself up which is like once every other year, but really it doesn't matter
>>707315495
If you've got a good looking dick, I don't mind you sharing, could be a good ref. How would dick pic incite lewds though?
>>707315539
Hi!
>>707315667
nah sorry.
(Or, what do you want, I might do it later)
>>707314692
HONK HONK
>>707315802
Then you a fucking cutie regardless of dolling up or not.
Shame you're hung up on your ex. I would treat you right. I used to be hung up on my ex as well, still am a tiny bit, but I'm mostly over her.
Wanna sext?
>>707315889
You'd get turned on obviously.
But nah, I'm not helping a dude jerk off.
>>707316501
KEK!! Real smooth anon, real smooth.
>>707316501
holy shit
>>707316501
Don't be such a creep.
I miss when Cancer-chan drew almost anything
>>707316501
Alpha as fuck my nigga
>>707316501
Guess we found out why she left you, you piece of shit.
>>707316501
That's.... flattering?
No offense but no thanks
Sex stuff and talking to strangers on the internet stuff is weird
>>707317090
Use bear mace on him
>>707317090
Taze the creep
He just wants to pump n dump you
>>707317051
kek
What a time for a Cringe Thread
>>707317241
Well it's usually what someone is going for when they start complimenting you, they target your self confidence, and try to make you feel good about yourself and greatful so you'll give them whatever they want, I mean really this is classic stuff here
>>707316688
>>707316834
>>707316904
>>707317038
But guys, everyone knows drawthreads are essentially /soc/-lite.
I just wanna give out nudes of myself and receive nudes of her, pass out, remember what I did tomorrow morning, regret all of it because I'm not this kind of person, and not even fap to her pics.
>>707317051
Could not be more untrue, but my overactive imagination made this sting somewhat, fuck.
>>707317090
I feel you. Matz used me for one night and I felt betrayed. No worries.
For real though, you a cute. Keep that chin up.
>>707317241
How dare you. I have morals. Those pics would never leave my phone, and tbh would probably also never get used because I'd feel like human garbage the next day.
>>707317458
You tell me.
Hair demon, can I have a bed time story?
>>707317051
Ayyyyy lmao. gg
>>707317588
>I feel you. Matz used me for one night and I felt betrayed.
Matz?? Care to share the story?
>>707317588
>I have morals
>has to post his own nudes for self-affirmation for being this insecure
>implying you're not lying through your teeth to have more fap material and potentially even black mail material
Lolok
Atleast I know Fay is not that dumb to fall for it.
>>707315889
NEGGS GO TO SLEEP
>>707314692
PIN GO TO SLEEP
>>707317458
EHG FUCK YOU
>>707317551
>>707317588
You make me wonder if I'm subconsciously doing this. Now I feel like shit.
Later thread, I'm gonna go jack off to forget.
>>707317458
I made your wife cum some time last week cybering in thread. I role played a heavy dom, despite me actually being a light switch.
>pun legitimately not intended holy fuck
Anyway, I feel bad for it. Thought you should know.
>>707317551
Ayy atleast you're smart enough to not give in, slap my hand.
Though don't worry about it, online relationships are prone to failure and I'm sure yiu can find the right person outside of here.
>>707317551
I think you're really intelligent Fay, and your choice of words most certainly portrays you as a lovely individual who I'd very much enjoy having a chat with sometime. Keep being wonderful Fay.
>>707317759
...nah. it's really embarrassing and kinda cringey. I spaghetti'd hard after I realized what happened. Ask her yourself.
>>707317782
I agree, she's seems smart enough to not fall for it. I'm not doing that though. You can believe what you want though man.
I should have left thread already. Why am I still here.
>>707317551
Give him a chance hes probably a good guy thats just misunderstood. Let him show you his fedora collection and see where it goes from there.
>>707316572
>implying I would get aroused by the mere sight of a dick
I offered you to get your dick featured on model in my porn, that's all.
>>707317798
It sunny as hell.
>>707318135
I'll give you a pic if you beg for it.
>>707318135
You're a fag, of course you would.
I bet this is fucking corpse kitten again.
>>707316501
>>707315408
>>707317588
>>707317894
>>707318119
Holy. Shit.
What the fuck did I wake up to?
This autist(LEGITIMATELY AUTIST, MIND YOU) won't shut the fuck up and makes me feel second-hand embarrassment from it.
Is this Chris?
I'm starting to feel it is.
Awww fuck, I am legitimately questioning every time I've ever made a female friend and second guessing my motives. What if I actually was doing that shit fay said?
I'm a fucking monster...
I need a feels thread.
>>707318119
>d-damage control
Fuck outta here, nigga.
>>707318239
Why would I beg for it when I have a genetic master piece within reach already?
>>707318257
My sexuality is more complicated than that.
>>707317894
>I made your wife cum some time last week cybering in thread. I role played a heavy dom, despite me actually being a light switch.
>Anyway, I feel bad for it. Thought you should know.
HAAAAAA, you absolute madman.
>>707318035
Thanks, buddy >w>
>>707318098
This is the most legit compliment I've gotten on this thread
>>707318520
GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
>>707318565
Who would've thought that Pin's fetish was autism, huh...
>>707318439
Ouch dude
>>707318546
Okay
>>707318565
Nah dude, I feel like scum. What if they have a falling out? I don't wanna be the reason. That's too much guilt to bear.
>>707318587
Mine was legitimate, albeit far too forward and aggressive to be appreciated by anyone, even myself. My bad.
>>707318638
I'm having a hard time leaving. These threads are all I've known the past 6 months.
>>707318520
More like a cringe thread where you'll be featured in.
Guys it's me shadow lel
>>707318520
Hey dude, it's okay
You're not a monster
I'm sure the issue is more deep rooted than that.
>>707318788
It's okay dude, I get it. I'm not saying that was you, but there's a good chance it could be ya know? who knows
Op aint pin you shitheads.
>>707318788
>>707318911
Holy fuuuaaaaauugh
>>707318851
Link me when you do it dude
I wanna be (You)d by proxy
>>707318724
Top kek, well played.
>>707318788
>Nah dude, I feel like scum. What if they have a falling out? I don't wanna be the reason. That's too much guilt to bear.
You shouldn't have said anything then, kek.
>>707318554
4 inch pecker called masterpiece.
>>707318911
Shhh, waste your time on me no more.
I'm a lost cause. I'll be normal on the surface tomorrow morning.
I should mention, people, I'm high. First time a high has made me this retarded and emotional.
>>707318554
Because I want you to beg for my d neggs, it's really that simple
>>707318877
:^) ily
>>707319045
Yeah, that's probably true. I just wanted to get it off my chest. It's been eating away at me since that night.
This thread is so cancerous.
I miss Kaput.
why no mr smiles or pinis or trinket
>>707318135
Oh damn, my bad. I've been up for over 24 hours and I legit forgot that the sun came back up.
>>707319224
Kek, I can just imagine ehg just scavenging through the archives. Ha! At least you feel better m8.
Okay, now that's over...
any more requests?
>>707319149
... it's.. a very concentrated dick?
>>707318958
Good to see you!
>>707319168
Oh I know, but what do I get in return? There are 3.5 billion dicks in the world, why should I beg for yours?
>>707319426
Skeletons are usually lurking, just haven't been free to draw last night or two
>>707319599
Because I'll write your name on it, just for you. What's more satisfying than that?
>>707319538
Same. Not even fucking tired man... this not drinking stuff is wrecking my sleep.
>>707318877
Shadow es mi chiki. Ilu
>>707319595
Requesting some double penetration with one of your OC's.
>>707319781
can you draw your female version getting fugged by futa eggs?
>>707319599
did you ever suck yourself?
>>707319781
Hey pooj-senpai. How have you been, friendo?
>>707319781
ayyyyye wusss poppin /b/
>>707319599
hey cutie.
>>707319595
i haven't seen you here hows it goin?
>>707318958
hows it goin my dude?
>>707317458
ayye
>>707318119
If you don't want to tell the story then it didn't happen. Bringing it up to then saying you don't want to talk about it is bullshit to get sympathy.
>>707319738
yay
>>707320100
Hey Linear, do you take commissions?
>>707319991
>female version
>>707320037
I can't breath out of my nose..!
>>707320100
leave
>>707319756
>What's more satisfying than that?
How about virtually cucking every singel person who would ever fap to my future drawings? Shame you let that opportunity slip by you, Anon.
>>707319781
STAP DISSING MY PENIS; REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>707320028
I did draw that, yeah. Saved over the file though.
>>707320163
Yo~
>>707320178
>we sexted for a day
>the following day I was blocked
>used and confused I went to her steam to ask what happened
>bad move
>she and her stream goonies jumped on me for being a little bitch, which I kinda was
>resort to name calling from both sides
>left stream with pride broken, trust tainted
It sounds milder than it really was, I can assure you. Let's just say, that night I made Taith look like the most interesting man.
>>707320202
>>707320436
.... nu
>>707320473
Spacefruit, is that you?
>>707320489
Can you use binary brush?
Haven't been here in a while, anybody have some requests for me?
>>707320436
Oh no! You poor bamboo. Come let mama chiki feed you the soups and make it all better u_u
>>707320441
Don't listen to that h8ter, you're dick is beautiful, smart, it don't need no man!
>>707320190
hate to be a tease but I now have to head off =P
Maybe il get a chance to do some requests tomorrow... or well, I hope i get the time. Anyway i have to be up in 5 hours so im going to head off and pretend to sleep..
night thread.
>>707320489
Aw. A darn shame, I love your art style.
>>707320441
Fair point, probably should have mentioned that it's 8 and a half inches erect. Oh well, maybe some other time?
>how about virtually cucking every singel person who would ever fap to my future drawings?
What do you mean by that? I've fapped to numerous of your drawings and i'd do it again if the mood struck me, i'd say you're the one doing me a favor.
>>707320653
adios smiles~
>>707320560
yes
hi guys.
doing a request
>>707320441
so hows your day going?
>>707320901
hey!! hows it goin?
>>707320901
Eat a really nice breakfast?
>>707320636
Any one with Sai can.
>>707320656
Thanks.
>>707319599
WELL heeeeey.
>>707320163
Disgusting
>>707320651
Chiki you fucking bitchola
I miss mandingo, she was adorable.
>>707321213
She still streams on Picarto at least
>>707320441
>I did draw that, yeah. Saved over the file though.
not what i asked.
>>707321189
OWO WHAT'S THIS?! Tk is dat you?!
>>707321189
Requesting you use binary brush
>>707320884
You need to let it go Fruit, I don't know what you're expecting from sexting with people online
>>707320884
So how was it sexting with Martz? I kind of have a thing for her you see.
>>707321017
It WAS REALLY NICE that I eat it, before finish to drawing it...
>>707320975
Just chillin' before IRL shit
>>707319991
>>707320651
i will kill u
>>707320489
linearfags get out of my drawthread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707320436
Aw, Pooj-paj is sick... *pats head*
>>707320651
T-thanks!
>>707320802
>What do you mean by that?
As I said, if it's a good looking cock I might use it as a ref for my drawing, meaning that it will be virtually YOUR cock fucking things I draw, cucking the other cucks. But there are many dicks in the sea, still I don't mind seeing it if you ever feel like linking me, you might get lucky.
>>707320975
Pretty good, slowly working my way towards a clean apartment.
>>707321189
Y-you've got a little something on your chin, r-right there..!
>>707321280
You asked if I've sucked my own IRL dick? No.
>>707321604
Pooj Y I just wanna be your fwend
>>707321389
I'm a wreck.
>>707321501
Fun but dangerous. I want to say it's not worth it, but it's worth it.
>>707321604
That's pretty "hgnnngh"
>>707321729
>You asked if I've sucked my own IRL dick? No.
boring.
>>707321548
Lol thanks!
>>707319889
here ya go, sorry it took so long.
I have not mastered porn u.u;;
>>707320163
Hi I'm Fay, I'm still a little bit new, draw name?
>>707317894
But did you nutter in her e-butt-er, this is important
>>707321501
>>707321776
Also, to add, she has a hot as fuck rape fetish. Got to a point where she admitted she'd be down with a rape if it was someone she knew well enough and trusted enough. I guess I don't apply.
>>707320441
I didn't even saaaaaaaay anything
>>707321729
>using ** to signify an action
>in a drawthread
>where you can draw the action
dont TAOUCH me matherfacker
>>707321755
The only friend I need..is...COUPONBUGDOTCOM
Requesting every drawfriend wearing this outfit regardless of gender. <3
>>707321776
You're a wreck? Sack up and move on. You sexted, got blocked and sperged out in her stream, get over it and move on.
Good morning, thread.
>>707321982
POOJ DON'T BE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW I'LL LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT BABEH
Sup yall
Whats everyones fav episode of futurama?
>>707322095
Hey rain, I like the dog one. It makes me feel things. Also when I aired I'd just lost my childhood dog so it hit me hard when I first saw it.
>>707321957
I wrote give or take 5 sext walls, each one a different scenario where I came on our in her. I "came" on and in her multiple times throughout.
Like, legitimately sorry.
>>707322048
Guilt is hard to get rid of when you have a shit mental state.
>>707322095
The sting.
so many made me feel, it is really hard to pin one favorite episode only.
What about you?
>>707321856
No problem :)
>>707321729
I see seems like a pretty good deal, but I think i'll hold off on that just in case I can get you to beg for it one day, goals and stuff.
>>707317458
Yo is it squizzy?
>>707321288
Why yes. It is.
>>707321729
Is it a bad case of the handsome?
>>707321342
No.
>>707321604
Gay.
>>707322095
HEY RAIN, I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, I'M BARELY GOING TO BED
Human Bender
>>707322188
You didn't answer my fukkin' question.
Was it...was it in her butt?
>>707321957
>divorce papers
Top kek!!! That's priceless.
>>707322341
One was anal.
I don't wanna reply to you anymore. This somehow hurts me more.
>>707321974
That's pretty hot, do you think I can get anything out of trying to get with her? Because last time I tried she just strung me along
>>707322421
You're such an attentionwhore too
Airing this out on a drawthread
Just keep it to yourself wtf
>>707320436
I like your art style friendo
>>707321103
got tumblr or something?
>>707322323
[Gasps internally]
>>707322341
EHG your lil bab heart can't handle it. Oh lawd, he a good boi, don't do dis to my lil babeh! Don't break his lil bab heart naw!
>>707322421
You did the crime and then admitted to doing the crime now man up and face it
>>707322167
Oh my gosh thats one of many sad ones
That fucking song at the end gets me everytime
>>707322220
Oh my gosh that ones a sad Rollercoaster. Shit still makes me cry too. Except when leela is hallucinating (even though shes in a coma??) In her apartment and tears off her wallpaper and then Bender is on the floor and say, 'you killed Fry'. Makes me giggle
Oh humm....i dunno...id have to say The Birdbot of Icecatraz?
Or maybe the anchovies one wherr he finds out hes got 4.2 bil in his account..nothing can top the pilot episode or the episode after that even
Oh jeez...its so hard to pick. But probably birdbot of Icecatraz
>>707322327
GO TO SLEEP ANON
but that is a VERY funny episode
>>707321974
>she admitted she'd be down with a rape if it was someone she knew well enough and trusted enough
>trusted enough
>trust
>doing it wrong
That's no fun
>>707322421
>One was anal.
Jesus Christ...
>>707322747
Well gimmie your address and i'll show you how it's done right. :^)
>>707322521
y-you too
>>707322084
keep thine cruel hands away from my visage..
>>707322569
i miss the show alot, the last episode was such a good ending but yet a beginning to all of it again.
>>707322747
kinky
>>707322854
Then I'd be like kinda consenting it and that's the contradictory
>>707322549
EXTERNAL INTAKE OF AIR
>>707322679
u gai pudje
>>707322814
ffs
>>707323043
Fay I wanna eat your wet puss puss
>>707321982
I'm just kidding, Pooji, but you did diss my dick under anon, you're the only one who cares enough about it.
>>707322284
Sure, godspeed!
>>707322323
Oh. OH!
>>707321805
Sorry.
>>707323012
Oh yes indeed! I have it on netflix so i just rewatch it again and again
Did you ever see the season finale for season 5? I believe thats when they got canceled and so they thought that was the end of the show and it makes me cry EVERYTIME at the end!
fuck it im to tired to draw, have a shit megatron thread
>>707321548
cool cool
>>707321729
well thats good!
>>707321942
im Mr.Whale
>>707320975 <-- im this guy
>>707323012
hey sexy hows it going?
>>707322460
You need to act assertive and aggressive. You falter for a second and she senses it like a well trained dog smells beaners. She won't give a fuck after that, that was my mistake.
She's not good for a relationship for this reason, too fucked in the head. Still hot as fuck though.
>>707322515
Thread is love, thread is life boi
Basically, I have nowhere else.
>>707322551
I already did. Leave me alone.
>>707322747
I guess she wants a small portion of intimacy underneath her crazy shit she's into.
>>707322814
...I'm sorry? I feel like you're messing with me about this.
Ok for real, I'm out
hi everyone. how is it going?
taking non lewd requests
>>707323043
._. ur good. But no matter how good you are mark my words one day....i'll find your ass and make it mine
>>707323297
Hey little elf slut
>>707321942
Thanks, Fay. Just got back.
>>707323297
You riding a unicorn into space
>>707323334
Fay doesn't into butt stuff
>>707322740
I'm about to go to sleep, lil drizzle
>>707323297
Damn, right as I go to sleep. Have a good one, hero.
>>707323043
You realize that there is a large river between fetishizing rape and actually wanting to get gangfucked by hobos in a back alley right?
>>707323296
I can't habeeb you.
>>707323296
>Thread is love, thread is life boi
>Basically, I have nowhere else.
I just posted that to hurt you because I hate you so much
I don't even know who you are, and I hate you
>>707323137
NOOOOOOOO
>>707323457
What about foot stuff? :^)
>>707323297
QUICK
tell me ur favorite epsiode of futurama
>>707323537
Godfellas
>>707323487
THEN I HAVE DONE MY JOB ,';^)
SHITPOSTER AWAY
>>707323522
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>707323623
Puss stuff?
>>707323296
Guess I don't have a chance in hell w/ her.
>>707323623
What about beating your ass with a belt as I cream inside your bound body over and over again?
>>707323505
>NOOOOOOOO
A masterclass in ripening the impending rape
>>707323375
im not an elf ...
>>707323455
okay, ill try this
>>707323483
oh thx. have a nice sleep, anon
>>707323537
>>707323595
this
>>707323595
Oh my gosh thats a good one!
The part where Fry says, "i just want my bestfriend back" makes my little heart fucking acchhee
Just dropped in to say hey to all the artists here w cute ass styles, and also props to putting up w people's bullshit
>>707323286
who u calling sexy
im doing okay okay, just feeling a bit groggy atm
>>707323282
ahh i remember that yeah, I've rewatched the series like 3 times.
>>707323485
rape is rape
>>707323699
She'll toy around with you for w little, but you won't get the good stuff unless you do just that. Remember, you're just playing pretend. I'm a switch, not a heavy dom, so I couldn't do anything that I told her I would without feeling uncomfortable. I don't want my partners to feel pain.
>>707323485
WUT?
>>707323415
no prob~
>>707323683
well yeah but eh
>>707323787
stop it that's too good
>>707323801
EHEH ;;;
>>707323919
ahh cute style dude
>>707323893
Fuck outta here hoe
>>707323182
>but you did ___ under anon
nah
also remember when I explicitly stated "don't taoch me matherfacker?"
>>707323893
Those. EYES
>>707320473
>we sexted for a day
you must have had some bad experiences with sexting cuz that wasnt even sexting my man.
>used and confused
the fuck?
>''I got attacked on stream ;O;''
I ignored u on stream since you were making my viewers uncomfortable and asking why i ''BLUEBALLED U Dx!!!!!'' You also spammed my PM which is lame since when I stream Im working
>>707322460
>>707322747
Yeah i never said that, its a difference between consensual roleplay sex with safe words and actually raping someone lmao
>>707323012
>kinky
fight me in rosengård
>>707323960
CUTIE
>>707323998
aw cry
>>707321103
Do you take requests?
>>707324033
your character is one heck of a cute.
>>707324061
I'm not crying though.
>>707324058
Hello, Matz. How are you today?
>>707323960
I want to actually bite your cute, fat mound of a pussy and clit until you scream. Every time you make a noise, that's another 30 seconds of pain. The ultimate struggle between pain and pleasure.
>>707323925
>rape is rape
Not when we're talking about most common rape fetishes.
>>707323960
>WUT?
You're an idiot. That was my main point.
>>707324058
LEL I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>>707324154
Oh stop~
>keep going
>>707324058
>mfw i live 8 minutes away from rosengården
but rosengården is spooky
>>707323991
thanks anon!!!
>>707324207
>biting someone in the clitoris during oral
>for 30 seconds
>for the sole purpose of causing them pain
Please don't do this with an actual woman.
>>707324227
How come you can't draw hands?
>>707324190
well start
>>707324432
What if she's into that?
>>707324432
You sexual philistine
>>707324432
Shut up pech, don't you have 1st period?
>>707324227
Please suh, I am just a simple peasant, only trying understand
>>707324207
Lets not go there, people are talking
>>707324227
How does it feel to be cucked by an autist?
>>707323919
nigga what the fuck with your flounder ass face looking like a fuckin fraggle
this existence feels like pain, moku
>>707324432
Always chew the pussy, dude. What are you, a virgin?
>>707324058
>its a difference between consensual roleplay sex with safe words and actually raping someone lmao
>TFW you find yourself trying to make the same point as Matz
I'm really running out of reasons to not kill myself today.
>>707324432
Pooj....Pooj....whose clit are you nibbling on tenderly?
>>707324613
I cri
>>707324575
okay I'll stop
This thread is one big baloney stand. I'm out losers.
>>707323956
Yeah I see where you're coming from, she seems a bit to wild for me to tame, kinda makes me feel like a complete wimp when it comes to those types of girls. fml
what drawfag drew this?
>>707321984
>>707324728
Kill yourself role playing faggot
>>707324487
If it'll turn you on sure.
>>707324733
Nigga I was shitposting. I've been found out. Stop.
>>707324806
I see what you're doing, if you want my e-mail we can talk more about this.
>>707324528
For 30 seconds? Shit, I mean, you better bring some wire cutters and pliers as well then, if she's into torture.
>>707324678
TK...no...
>>707324708
You KNOW i'm choking on Hip's cock on the daily
>>707324024
But this is regular Eggs, you won't find anything to shoot down there!
(also, please don't shoot me, I don't wanna bother drawing me reacting to getting shot:/)
>>707324207
I like the way you think, Anon.
>>707324795
If that's what gets you off.
*dead*
Peace, bitches
>>707324708
So do you enjoy fishing pin?
>>707324880
Yeah post it dude, I promise to not sign you up for random shit
>>707324764
>>707322679
Beautiful guys. Anyone that hasn't please requesting
>>707321984
>>707324575
Requesting you try drawing this with an OC.
>>707324896
>I like the way you think, Anon.
My freaky alien nigga
>>707324950
how about my snapchat instead?
>>707325002
Source
Anyone got a good movie recommendation?
>>707325114
A Clockwork Orange
>>707324309
heh
Idk i really do like your character
>>707324678
>implying you didnt want to be a cute fraggle when you grow up
whats wrong with you tk
>>707324881
>You KNOW i'm choking on Hip's cock on the daily
I didn't know you were IRL gobbling Hippy donger.
>>707324896
>The only person who doesn't think painfully chomping a clit for half a minute is a gay chink fuckboi
Pottery.
>>707324901
>So do you enjoy fishing pin?
I prefer netting to be honest.
>>707325055
I don't think you understand.
S H I T P O S T I N G
>>707325114
Zootopia :^)
>>707324708
>I'm really running out of reasons to not kill myself today.
You and me both, pal
>>707324207
>bite clit
oh no
>>707324206
Im coolio, gotta do clean and finish up commissions. Hbu, anon?
>>707324360
Im ready ill bring my big group of immigrants over
>>707323296
U GON BE A FUCKBOI U GONN TURN OUT A CUCKBOI
>She's not good for a relationship for this reason, too fucked in the head. Still hot as fuck though.
Ok first point, i never showed you my face. and someone judging me being GF material on how i wasnt into your cringy attempts at sexting
>>707323699
hit me up at 1-800-420-THIC
>>707325164
Seen it.
>>707324802
it will, thanks anon. Now start.
>>707325213
I don't follow? We're you just yanking my balls the entire time?
>>707325231
I enjoyed it.
>>707325300
yes
>>707325309
Anonmare please.
>>707325345
That's real fucked up anon, I though you were my wing man.
>>707325245
Nigga, I already said I was shitposting. Literally the only honest thing I've said all night was that I was a cringelord when talking to you. Go on, shoo. Let me have my fun. You should understand, you're the queen of shitposting.
also, meetup when? ;)
>>707325076
It's literally posted on the picture.
>>707325296
I need a little help, describe to me in detail what you're wearing.
>>707325300
Dude seriously, yes. She is in thread, talk to her, fuck's sake.
>>707325441
Not me, but still, no. Never trust /b/, you'll end up getting burned. The one thing I've told you tonight that you CAN trust.
>>707324896
>i dont wanna bother drawing me reacting to getting shot
time to
ACCELERATE
>>707325206
everybady knows this how are u so out of the loop? I bet you didn't even know that shadow married a dog, or that Matz is actually a dead guy
>>707324881
Tk yes. Bones apperteet
>>707325191
I know the whole theme song...
>>707325631
>actually a dead guy
I lost my shit
>>707322537
heres his tumblr because linear is a faggot and wont actually DO any requests. http://desrookschessboard.tumblr.com/
>>707324708
EHG pleasevtell me a vestimenta story.
Ive even changed in my cutest PJs :3c
>>707323455
here we go
>>707325677
Speaking of theme songs
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>707325245
>my big group of immigrants
you mean, literally everyone in Sweden?
>>707325677
Down at fraggle rock!
>>707325187
Hello, who are you?
>>707323455
>space
...is it really you, grill? :3
>>707325575
An old WoW shirt, there is some tomato sauce on the front, I am in my Teemo hat
>>707325677
There's a reason why you're single
>>707325206
I'm not sure if I've been following this, but extreme BDSM fetishes are no different from their rape counterpart, it's all fantasy for most.
>>707325631
*get's shot*
If you're bad, I'm bad.
>>707325807
the internet sensation; plantie.
>>707325750
thank
>>707325850
mMmm yes yes, tell me more I feel the tears about to flow
>>707325904
>>707325472
>meetup when
COme into my dark alley, little memer
>>707325603
this guy knows whats up
>>707325791
HOHO good one!
>>707325002
OOh a reference!
How nice, thank you!
I don't like to search for these for myself
>>707325977
May I join, Matz? I'm doing fine, BTW.
>>707325245
>oh no
oh yes. welcome to die
>>707326033
Paizuri from your OC pls
I find those really really arousing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCzDJ-2U76M
So much noise here, lets get some music.
>>707325977
No one should be afraid of a gnome in an alley.
>>707326033
Not bad, but both dicks are supposed to be in her pussy.
>>707325967
I have my cheetos to the left of me, I grab for them. I miss. They tumble down onto me, showering me in orange speckles, I sneeze.
>>707325855
Is it because he looks like Jamie from mythbusters?
>>707325855
It's the Chris Brown vibes, isn't it?
>>707325878
Touche, you bastard...
>>707326154
oOOOOooOOooOooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
>>707325942
Nice to meet you. Got more art to show off?
>>707326176
That face creeps me the fuck out
![7825323e391828311e3379512d32da64[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RTK4V02.png "7825323e391828311e3379512d32da64[1].png")
Is the Cat Cock guy around?
Requesting more of Cat Cock interacting with women.
>>707325977
>COme into my dark alley, little memer
No, not anymore I won't. In all seriousness, I should never have attempted anything with you past friendly conversation, you were cool to talk to as just a person and not a pussy. So, I guess this is my apology, albeit a bad one. You know where to find me if you wanna wipe the slate clean or bully me. ;-;
Peace, meme queen <3
>>707314692
hi guys im back
it took me a day to get the internet up and running
did I miss anything?
>>707326214
eh, not real proud of my other shit. I gotta start to finish some art and stuff, thanks though
>>707325603
Thanks for the advice anon, but after today, I think i'll just go play overwatch to take out my pet up frustration of being a complete betacuck. Don't have it in me to talk to her after acting like a complete wimp. Hopefully killing things will help me regain my confidence. fml
>>707326150
.............of course it is...
>>707326128
What is Paizuri?
>>707326355
I got your first pic saved. Looking forward to seeing more of your art.
>>707326433
It's the Japanese term for titjob
>>707326154
dude does he really. I fuckin wish i looked like the myth walrus
>>707326433
The p-word is just a fancy term for 'dick in boobs'
>>707326147
Gnomes are strongest in the dark you dingus
>>707326433
Would it be OK to ask for a fix to that pic?
>>707326147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVcpNy2QBoI
yay music!
>>707325977
matz, is it true?
are you the queen of memes?
>>707326341
My names Steve too thats weird
>>707326153
Ohhhh yea that's the stuff, what type are the cheetos? Normal or Spicy?
Requesting this friends' OC sucking on a single testicle while jacking a guys load all over her tits.
>>707326341
Hi steve
>>707326266
>>707326433
Hi fay what's good. Also pazuri is just what the Japanese call boobjobs
>>707326405
Dude, listen. Don't go in with a mindset of banging, just talk to bet like a person. She cool as fuck. You do what I was leading you into believing earlier and you'll do what I did described here. >>707324058
Well, not verbatim, but you get it.
>>707326639
Fucking top kek. Well done.
>>707326559
Forgive me for being such an ameteur
>>707326433
Fay draw your irl vagoo
>>707326639
>saved
This is perfect
>>707326587
>My names Steve too thats weird
not really weird many people are named steve
>>707326532
He's a tall lanklet that happens to be bald, a Ginger and also ugly as shit thst happens to look like a child molester.
>>707326769
All is forgiven, Fay. Thank you! Nice job on the pic.
>>707326777
I don't wANT TO STARE AT IT
>>707326154
>>707326207
What I lack in hair, Pooj lacks in facial hair. I am white and he is brown. I am fat and he is a twig. It is ying and yang.
>>707326532
Nope, the one that doesn't look cool.
>>707326910
I do
>>707326863
That's Adam ya big goof
>>707326854
Taking reqs?
>>707326937
Atleast he's good looking.
I would go full homo on that spic and I'm straight.
>>707326571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFMUaJ8Xtvs
>>707326639
Hehe
>>707326937
>yong and yang
Stop being a chink!
