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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
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How about posting some past wins
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>>707313703
Of course. Here's a couple more from the girl in the OP.

Backstory is that her boyfriend suspected of her cheating with their friend, so he asked me to pretend to be this guy, not something I usually do, but it turns out they had a threeway & the girl was an incredible slut about the whole thing, lol.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump
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Bump
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bump
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>>707313899
Oh hey dubs. cool.

3/4

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707313481
Success rate = 0. 00000001%
Chance of this guy rats to have some tits = 100%
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>>707314282
Last one I saved of this girl, got a longer one of someone else after this

4/4

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707314340
Apparently I forgot to add the image.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707313481
You are doing god's work.
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Does it have to be kik? None if the girls I know use it. What about snapchat?
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>>707314450
New one from a different girl. This one has a great ending.

1/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump
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>>707314617
2/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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bump!

This is awesome
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>>707314617
>your boyfriend will NEVER find out
kek
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I remember when a trap was doing this to some girls, they are really into it.
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>>707314700
That's why you grab em by the pussy. Cunts
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>>707314700
3/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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bumping 4 intrest
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>>707314785
4/12

>>707314733
Lol, well I'm not exactly gonna tell the girls that their boyfriends are gonna know everything. I'm honest to the guys here, not the cheating sluts.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707314870
dude yes! shoot
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<tfw I realized i know an Amy Chan but cant tell if its her cause common asian name and they all look alike
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Bump
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bump, american girls so slutty
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>>707314912
fair enough
still made me chuckle
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instantboner.hp
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>>707314912
5/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump
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bump
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post faster!
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Bump
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Holy shit post faster
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>>707315097
6/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707315329
your dick is quite handsome
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Op is king of /b/ for his this
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You take numbers?
If so :
641
430
4779
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>>707315329
7/12

>>707315196
>>707315290
Read the OP, it's difficult for me to post quickly, talk to the guys, talk to their girlfriends etc. I'm posting as fast as I can.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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bump
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Blump!
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>>707315411
Finally
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>>707315512
>im wet
>ur bf is an idiot
>haha this
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>>707315438
8/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump for more stories
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Kayschmiddy

How will I know if you deliver?
Drop your kik op
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>>707315438
This is hilarious, where's the dude that gave you the number. What's going through your head right now?
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>>707315559
>why'd you pick me
Probably because of your handsome dick
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>>707315652
KINDA BRO
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>OP's Handsome dick giveaway
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>>707315559
9/12

>>707315652
Dude, my dick's jaw is chiseled as fuck.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump city my nignog
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>>707315329
whats the pic at the bottom??
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>>707315647
Probably killing himself right now

There is something wrong in american woman.
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>>707315800
Does she actually show her tits?
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>>707315829
Probably OP's handsome dick
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>>707315829
His dick but we don't care about that
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>>707315800
Kik: happidaysss
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>>707315926
I care.

Wanna see that handsome dick.
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This is where I usually do a reaction pic, but I want to leave room for OP to post.
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>>707315971
Just imagine a very formally dreased cock with a tophat.
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>>707315971

second that
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>>707315800
Second double 0s. Nice.

10/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707316015
>dreased

Dressed*
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VickiiiHayesss
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>tell me my dick is better than yours
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>>707316015
and a pocketwatch
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With cunts like this I think stoning is the proper action
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im leaving soon i need to see the end!
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>>707316074
but how can anyone resist that handsome dick
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Bump
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The anticipation is building!
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holy fuck OP actually delivered. GG buds.
you're doing a great service.
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>>707316074
Nah, gassing is the only way to go.
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>>707316033
11/12

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707316149
He hasn't delivered shit yet
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>>707316149
It's not a new chick yet. I want some live reactions from the people who sent the request. Top keks all around.
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>>707313481
OP after 12/12 post the conversations with the slut you're talking to now
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>>707316186
That looks like an mouth
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>>707316186
pussyboob.png
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>>707316186
12/12

Love this ending.

I'm gonna be focusing on the girls at the moment, so I will be quiet for a little while, I'll post fresh updates when I get back, if you guys can keep the thread alive.

Turn it into a porn webm thread or something?

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>707316302
do it fgt
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>>707316323
So this one was like a sabotage deal and not sent by the boyfriend himself then?
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>>707316323
Bonerkill.rar
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bump
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>>707316323
Post pics of your handsome dick, faggot.
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well done OP
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>>707316456
Monsterreborn.mp3
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>>707316186

Tanned profile pic, pale white skin photo?

One of these things is not like the other.
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Bump
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>>707316547

Are you fucking retarded, mate? Lighting makes a whole world of difference.
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>>707316323
ill start
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>>707316547
It's because this shit is fake as fuck.
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>>707316323
Lol that's great, and he also said he would try for other people who you want doesn't have to be your gf, could be your friends .
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>>707316547
Are you fucking retarded, mate? Lighting makes a world of difference.
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all these people bumping so damn quickly... fucking newfags don't understand shit.
wait for the thread to drop a few pages before bumping it again.
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>>707316547
>>707316628
this and girls always use filters
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>>707316323
Bump.

Wtf happened here?? Lol
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the time on the phones suspect
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bump because you told me to
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>>707316674
he found her taking tits pics
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>>707316671
Bump to trigger this faggot
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Aw fuck yeah cunt
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And it was on this day that OP's handsome dick became a meme because why the fuck not?
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Fake and gay.
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>>707316666
checked there m8y
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Random ginger titty bump
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dam this thread died quicker than no mans sky hype
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OP here. I'm not properly back to bump yet, but here's a girl who fucked herself in the bathroom at work, nearly got caught by her boss.

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bump bros
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bump
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Bump
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Fuck sake cunts, write stuff or the thread will die
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can we get more porn webm while we wait for op?
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>>707317872
what is this...a picture for ants?
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>>707317939
We should keep images to a minimum, because of OP
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>>707317983
Kinda wanna see what the full size pic is
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>>707317983
Kek
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bump
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>>707318029
True.
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why doesn't he just make a new thread when he's ready to post?
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Bump.
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>>707318037
Found it
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bump?
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fuck that
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>>707318112
because

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>>707318211
Jfc they are some huge tits. She looks great too. More?
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>>707318174
Context?
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OP is a liar.
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All these wins are fake as fuck
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>>707318029
If he has to make a new thread for new images he can. We need porn to keep the people of this thread entertained.
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>>707317872
Sorry on my phone and I have 2 of this pic saved
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>>707317872
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>>707318405
Also here is another of this chick
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>>707318174
fake and gay
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>>707318472
not the same girl, are you blind?
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>>707318472
Is there a name for this kind of thing? I like it.
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>>707318460
Kek
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>>707318405
>>707318460
Already fixes
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>>707318597
Fake bullshit
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>>707318472
That's Kendra Sutherland
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>>707318597
Honestly idk but me too /B/rother
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>>707318472
>>707318405
What'd they take a picture with?
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>>707317872
kek
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>>707316456
>what a handsome, feminine penis
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>>707318405
>>707318472
>>707318174
Moar like this
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>>707318824
>>707316456
more like handsome tits amirite
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>>707316671
Bump you
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Op won't deliver he's gone
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>>707319322
He's working on new skanks m8
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>>707313481
That's how you trigger 41 'rate my cock' threads
/b/ is stupid
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Bump
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Gonna go ahead and bump
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>>707316323
Hope that Slut got hit multiple yes in da face and forced violent deep throating until he cummed multiple times in her throat with all the crying and vomiting stuff. Oh yeah that s the stuff.

@OP when u got contact her again make her tell u all the abuse so got from her bf, every smallest detail included
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Bumping for great justice.
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me right now
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Bump
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I like pancakes.
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an hour and a half with no results? yeah... op aint coming back. anyways shoulda seemed sketchy to anyone that he wanted to sext at 8am. unless hes a europoor and who cares about them anyways
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>>707320483
>not sexting at the break of dawn
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>>707320483
This is a recurring thread anon, calm down. He does it often but sometimes delivers off the thread depending what the bf wants.
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Bump
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what would this be called in google terms?
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>>707321030
>How to overcome the pain of realising that my gf is not that into my penis
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>>707321205
kek
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Bump
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>>707321205
>How to overcome the pain of realizing my penis isn't handsome
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>>707321205
>>707321830
Free yourself and become a cuck
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>>707321030
dick's chiseled jaw
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>>707318785
another fucking phone, dickhead
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Bump
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bump
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Bump
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Bump
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Bumping
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dead thread
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>>707326597
Dead Fred
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>>707316323
Hahaha this is a guy. You got catfished. Seriously mate it happened to me too but you bought it hook line and sinker
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