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going to kill myself tonight

Just thought I'd make one last thread before I go
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>>707287227
Cool, cya
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Why tho?
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>>707287227
Fake and gay
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>>707287227
Dibs on your stereo.
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>>707287227
Cool, do it. You have nothing to live for anyway.
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>>707287227
Before you go,
can I have your cash?
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>>707287227
that is a
4,5, o 5,5?
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>>707287227
Take me with you
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Post that shit
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>>707287227
timestamp, then kys
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>>707287227
Few questions;
Is there anything you regret not doing?
Do you believe in an afterlife?
Ass or titties?

Time stamp plz.
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>>707287573
cuck
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>>707287227
Live stream it
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>>707287227
Me too please.
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>>707287227
Can I have your steam account
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>>707287227
Can I get that shirt after you off yourself?
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>>707287227
not with that little gun
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>>707287227
shoot in your eye
perhaps reaches your brain or maybe just pop yor eye
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>>707287594
This

>backstory
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>>707287227
Make sure to post name and location so we can see the obit.
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>>707287227
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stream it or your life wasn't worth it
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>>707287227
Dont do it pussy... live and get ur life straight... death does no one any good..
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>>707287227
Use a mirror to get the angle right.
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>>707288006
AGREED
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>>707287227
Why is op replying to his own post?
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>>707287227
Why?
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>>707287227
attention whore. stop wasting peoples time. either do it now or never speak of it again. Its pathedic
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What a pussy. Why can't you let your suffering last longer, like the rest of us?
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>>707287227
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>>707288075
Cuz OP is gaffot
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>>707288075
Perhaps OP is of the homosexual persuasion?
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>>707287227
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>>707288075
ur new here friendo?

In the low right corner there is a poster number, go and check it.
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>>707287818
I don't really regret anything. I don't really think about that

I don't really. just think you become biomass
I think I'm going to use this guy instead
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>>707288392
sleep on it and see how you feel tomorrow.
then an hero.
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>>707288392
wtf dont you understand about timestamp?
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>>707288392
So why kill yourself? just figure you'll die anyway and take it into your own hands and make it as painless as possible for yourself?
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>>707288392

Cool. Do it then faggot.
Less typing, and some more trigger pullling,
Stop wasting someone's else air
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>>707288392
What guy? It blends in with your black shorts, shitlips. Get something right.
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>>707288392
Fuckig killtourself faggot
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>>707288392
What is the point? Knowing you won't even be conscious you're dead or alive anymore, why not try to live life as it has been given to you. Lots of people wish they weren't in hospital beds dying, and here you are throwing it away.
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>>707288392
What's the most lsd you ever ate?
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Wait.
I want to die too.
But before. Just let me show you something.
Wait a minute. Please.
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Anon, don't do this, bro. I've been there. I've done that. It's not worth it.
Life can be shit. But you can't live the good parts if you're not alive.

>Please, bro. Don't do anything stupid. If you need help, get help. There's nothing stronger than admitting you need help.
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>>707288768
There it is.
Watch This, please.
https://youtu.be/VPkDFO7WTW4
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>>707287227
Neither you nor anyone else should do it. Whatever it is, it'll pass and you have the power to change that. Likewisely, you had the power to prevent unless it was a sheer accident to which it's understandable and shouldn't have been taken personally.

If you do want to kill yourself then don't bring us to your emotional drama.
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>>707287227
If you're life's that bad, just fucking do it already, stop telling us you're going to and just hurry the fuck up already. We don't care, we never have and never will.
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>>707288392
livestream time!
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>>707288392
ASS. OR. TITTIES.
IT'S A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION ANON.
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>>707287227
not with a .22 youre not
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>>707287227
>>707288392
Post barefeet before you go
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dont do it anon. you will make someone happy one day. Why would you want to take that from her?


HAHAHAH kill yourself.
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live stream it pussy
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i like how dumbasses think a headshot is quick and painless, especially with a tiny piece of lead
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>>707289933
have you done it?
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if ur gonna do it u might as well livestream it u fucking nigger
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at least stay around for the trump supporters head's to explode when he looses soooooooooo badly. for the lulz
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>>707289933
yeah that's why I'm going to use this guy instead. I won't even know what happened
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SHOW US YOUR DICK FIRST
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Aw man please don't :(

The world's shit wall to wall
sometimes we get to pet dogs though
there's more star wars movies coming out
eat a brownie with hot fudge and ice cream and try to want to kill yourself
come hug it out with me in utah bud
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post ur name and location before you do it so I can find your obituary and post a dickbutt in the comments
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>>707290184
give the gun to this faggot when you're done OP
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>>707288835
>>707290134

This anon, go talk to someone and consider giving it time. Plenty of suicidal people (myself included) go on to learn how to deal with depression and realise that it isn't to hard with help. Consider sleeping on it do it for me if not yourself, plenty of us love you anon.
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show dick pic.. if consensus is 7/10 u must stay alive
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>>707290184
>there's more star wars movies coming out
kill me now
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"we're already dead, this is hell"

"you're here forever"
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>>707290134
Pull down your pants
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National suicide prevention hotline

800 - two73 - 8two55
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Peace out faggot
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call your mom
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>>707290134
.308?
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>>707290134

Save me a spot in Hell, OP.
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OP i will date you if you don't do it
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>>707290184
i bet you're fat
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>>707290504
Its a trap
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>>707290626
That just makes it better
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Do it faggot
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I command you not to
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>>707290504
no google results tho
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>>707290504
That's a terrible deal
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>>707290372
What this fag said how big is your d fr tho don't do it I will be yr friend what state r u in
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>>707290504
damn. i wish I was killing myself to get a piece of that.
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>>707288392
shotgun is too messy. please do it outside. but maybe you wont have too if the dick pick gets you 7/10+
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>>707290699
Queensland, Australia
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>>707287227
Real or fake, not worth it man. Why the rush to end it?
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bon voyage!
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Its your choice
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>>707290736
no no no, as a emt i can say best way to do it to keep the mess down is throw down a tarp in a small room. we can just wrap up the tarp and be done.
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>>707290504
i'll kill myself and op if you don't date me instead of op
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RECORD THIS SHIT OP
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>>707290184

oh god luke is rey's is father. disney strikes back.

i'm not dying until the cutest girl at the bar finally says yes to a bathroom blowjob.
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Not wroth it mane , we are all going to die why rush in to it . It's going to be kewl
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you look cute, op.
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>>707290796
Ahh good one less Australian, get on with it op
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be an hero OP.
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>>707290981
But he hasnt shown his face
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Y que dios the bendiga OP
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>>707291112
cute bod.
Op, post us your face and timestamp, mkay?
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OP!!!
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>>707290736
>>707290460
It's a 308 and yeah it's probably going to be pretty messy

>>707290484
you got it

>>707290504
if that's actually you, don't listen to these guys, you are very cute.
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>>707287227
Wow we're so glad.. Get the fuck outta this existence, nerd
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>>707291267
if you are serious, do it on twitch.
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>>707287227
Can I have your stuff?

I say talk to someone who loves you. Death is pretty shit, man.
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>>707291267
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>>707291267
Show us da dick
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>>707291267
what is keeping you? godspeed it to the next realm
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>>707291267
Please show us your feet
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>>707291267
if you want an open casket, .22 through the eye. never wanted anyone to find me in a bloody mess you know what im saying?
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>>707291267
>>707287227
on a scale from 1 to 10 how lonely are you?
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>>707291267
time stamp faget
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>>707291432
this
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>>707291267
m8 just fucking do it, you are more then likely a piece of shit, family would be better off without you. Do you really have any plans for the future, do you really matter to anyone? fuck no just under the chin and pull the trigger.
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>>707291457
Just inject a fuckton of insulin into your system, you get tired go to sleep and blood sugar bottoms out and you die.
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>>707290504
>>707291267
I ship it.

Go out with her, you bozo.
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>>707291488
Do your parents know you're this edgy?
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>>707291488
unless you have no chin, then shooting under the chin would just part of your face off, you cant even kys
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PLEASE
LIVE
STREAM
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Can you live stream it please?
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>>707290504
Fuck it, OP. An hero.
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It would be better if he just said yes or no. Most people here honestly dont care, then the minority dont want you to die. Stop dragging it out any longer just do it, or tell us youre going to do it.
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Aussie here, what the fuck cunt. Plus you're a Queenslander, no wonder you want to fucking die. I came from Mount Isa myself. Literally move anywhere else and shit will be fine. Suicide is for women and emo kids. You want people to remember you as weak?
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>>707287227
Don't do it or you won't know who Negan kills on Walking Dead
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don't do it OP

let's be friends
talk to me
what's up
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>>707287227
If you are going good through with it, may the dread father carry your soul back to the abyss. I'll see you soon OP. I plan to an hero next weekend
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Another fagoot who says he is about to kill himself? Really ? just die and leave this world piece of fucking shit
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live stream it nigga
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>>707291755
ur a faggot
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>>707287227
Don't do it OP. Suicide is the cowards way out. Die fighting, die with honor. Don't be a faggot. Go to a bar, find the biggest guy there and hit him. When the cops show up resist till you're shot, if the dude hasn't smashed you by then. That way you go to Valhalla
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>>707291614
>unless you have no chin
Who is he, leafy?
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>>707291267
>>707290504
Ofc not actually her, she would probably never talk to you lmao , here's another picture of her tho . enjoy it
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does anyone seriously think this guy is gunna kill himself after all the attention he's recieving on this anonymous image board?
life is officially worth living again, right opie?!
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>>707291681
How do you people even manage in Australia?

He doesn't even need to shoot himself to die, he just needs to go out into nature.
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At least give some back story nibba
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>>707287227
It is dangerous to go alone take some people with you
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>>707288006
>>707288056
>>707288552
>>707288688
>>707288835
>>707289066
>>707290184
>>707290306
>>707290392
>>707290678
>>707290967
>>707291755
>>707291888
get the fuck outta /b/ moral fags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>707287227
LIVESTREAM YOU CUNT
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>>707287227
Go for it. We're over populated anyways.
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>>707287227

I once watched a guy trying to kill himself with a bb gun.

After the 8th shot to the eye socket he fainted for an hour. After he woke up he called an ambulance.
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>>707288392
Guns are not necessarily as quick or painless as you think and you make yourself a statistic for gun control. Slit your wrists and take a nap in the bath if you have to go. I urge you not to as life can be a fulfilling and beautiful thing if you decide to make it that way, but if you have already made your mind up I cannot stop you. God loves you, anon.
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>>707288392
submit to the biomass.
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>>707291267
Do you look both ways before you cross the road? Ever fantasized about stabbing yourself to death in front of your friends and family? Stop waiving your dick around like a shithead. If you were actually going to kill yourself you would have done it already, not wasted all our time with your stupid cry for help. You're a joke.
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wait man... before you go try to get hills n donnie for us =) might as well be an real hero
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>>707292020
your new home is /pol/
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>>707291755
i don't feel good. i want to die

>>707291902
yeah I figured. just trying to be nice just in case since people are such assholes here. And if you think you have any better chance your mistaken. Unlike you sexual frustration isn't really a problem for me. Plus I like guys more anyways.
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>>707291907
I never believed he would do it from the start, but this thread is prime shitposting central
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>>707292220
live strreeaammm
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>>707292220
what a faggot. kys.
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>>707292020
I told him to die with honor, not like a bitch. Fuck off you damn normie.
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>>707292020
Don't you have a containment board to shit up retard?
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>>707287227
Please watch thsi first!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsseN6eUCLM
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>>707287227
Hey OP, if you want to an hero live stream it for us. We'll carry your memory on /b/.
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>>707292220

Is that your reason? YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD?
BUHU BUHU BUHUHUHUUUUUUUU

That's so sad. OP does not feel good...
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>>707287227
I'm not against suicide but life sucks so much that I've got stockholm syndrome with my own life. I enjoy my shitty life. I'm apathetic as fuck and hate it but I can't help it. I haven't gotten laid in nearly a century. I'm not ugly or fat. I just actually give a fuck about my shitty, day-to-day existence. In fact, every cute girl that I refused to flirt with and ask out is like cutting my wrist every time. Even the ones who talked to me probably thought I was stuck up and gave up.

The only thing life offers is hope, but like a dying star, the hope dims with each coming year like our lives. Maybe when I'm old and grey if I'm still single I'll an hero, but not now while I'm still young. I'll wait this bullshit life shit out for now. Maybe you should too, OP. Maybe throwing all your eggs in one basket isn't the thing to do now. Wait until you get terminal cancer, get old or some shit. Have fun in this miserable plain for now.
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>>707292220
>Plus I like guys more anyways.

kys
y
s

and live stream please.
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>>707292220
Do it faggot, good for nothing waste.
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find what makes you laugh and fuck the haters, that's the only way to live life.

4chan 4 lyfe.
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Take out a bunch of abbos before you go plz m8
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good luck OP
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>>707292220
Don't do it, man. Let's at least talk about it.
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>>707292459

TRY PAIN. TRY IT FUCKING LOOSER. GET YOURSELF SICK AND HAVE PAIN EVERY FUCKING SECOND, MINUTE HOUR. FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SO MUCH FUCKING ASSHOLE

WASTE A LIFE ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU DONT FEEL GOOD. KILL YOURSELF AND GIVE YOUR INTESTINES TO SOMEONE WHO NEED THEM
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>>707292459
^^^
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>>707292220
Are you intentionally dating the photographs wrong? It's fucking October. Also it's 5 pm here. What's this 11 pm Bullshit.
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>>707292599
You absolute faggot
>4chan 4 lyfe.
Also become an hero for this
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>>707292220
Yep, you're just a fag..

But not today. Today don't be a fag a go look something to live for.
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>>707292681
talk about what? about how my mother abused me and my dad tried to sell me to the zoo?
fuck all that talk. I'm ending it tonight.
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>>707292379
In for link to livestream
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>>707292310
my apologies then
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>>707292220
>>707291267
>>707290134
>>707288392
>>707287227
Post timestamp you faggot and livestream it
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>>707292747
i have this
but hes just an all caps fag
i would never kill myself simply because that shits gonna happen anyways
might as well enjoy the ride
even if it is pain..
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>>707292747
Are you some previous OP that ended up getting his colon blown out and needs a replacement asshole?
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>>707292747
>LOOSER
'tis loser, dearest anon.
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>>707292747
This guy right here. He knows the real pain. OP is a bitch. Fuck OP, fuck yourself with that gun, to death
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>>707292216
>mentioning /pol/
newfag detected
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>>707292747
you do realize theirs an age limit right kid
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>>707292220
I wanna die too
but I dunno, tomorrow is another day
just a day and then another and another and another and another
you just gotta ride shit out sometimes.
Bad days are just days that are bad, even if it goes on for weeks, months..
are you depressed? depression is an asshole.

how different are things for you now than they were a couple years ago?
if it's night and day different, you shouldn't do it.
If your situation is 100% the same as it was a couple years ago, I can understand why you'd do it.
I dunno man. Shit could change.
It's always changing
We didn't ask to be born, I get that. It's shitty.
I'll probably end up offing myself down the road too
but for now, I still have a little faith because things are different every few years.

however. if a girl you like(d) is involved in your decision-making you should just fucking end it now.
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HAHAHAHAHA tricked you stupid meanies im not doing shit #trolled4chan #tumblr
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>>707293083
both of you can fuck off
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why kill yourself OP, when you can start a cult like L. Ron Hubbard.

plus i want to take a shit in every major city of the worlds street, leaving a pile of turds, and an indian flag to cover my tracks.

that and fuck big booty hoes while getting slizzrd on syzzzurrr in houston. plus WW3 is fixin to light off, who wouldnt want to be here for that? you can really show your ass during the excesses of the revolution/civil war against the rebels.

tl;dr
its going to get better. if it doesnt you can shoot me.
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>>707287227
Goodbye random /b/tard I saw on the frontpage. I'll probably remember you maybe.
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>>707287227
fucking kys already you worthless cuckfag
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>>707293042

No. I just don't like sissy boys who feel sad and want to kill themself.

Yes, looser is with a one o, shouldn't do all caps and yes, I live with pain 24/7
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>>707293252
aw man
i wanted to be your friend
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>>707293252
>>707293260

DURRHURUHUR JOKES ON THEM
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
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>>707293379
Okay. Just quickly though where does the pain come from?
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>>707292992
Shitty parents aren't a good enough reason. I don't even know you but I'd rather you live. Call a prevention hotline or something.

Why come on here just to tell strangers? Deep down you're not sure you want to do it.
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I knew this was fake in the first place due to lack of a timestamp. Shit tier bait.
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>>707292747
You probably just have some bullshit medical diagnosis for some minor shit and make a big deal of it because thats what you do in your life. Its what defines you and that makes YOU weak you self-righteous asshat
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>>707293252
>Using hastags on 4chan
Go back to being suicidal you fuck
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>>707293490
my fucking ass
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Lel. I'll honestly let you fuck me if you don't kys since you apparently like guys more, @OP

(It's your choice though. =) )
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>>707293526

Why would you think that?
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my trips say do it
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>>707292747
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!
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no matter how bad it is OP, at least you arent a nigger, you can live happy from knowing that.

unless you want to be a nigger, then you're fucked. get a tan, a gold toof, a custom 2 piece pool cure, a razor in your shoe and a jherri curl and change your legal name to leroy brown. brown as in nigger.
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>>707293260
You should stop trying to tell me off and swallow that gun's load like the whore you are.
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>>707293526
Negro can't you read? He needs replacement intestines. The only reasonable explanation is a blown out asshole.
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>>707287627
second this
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>>707287227
show us your cock
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Part of me empathizes and supports your wanting to die, but write it down and give yourself six months to get your affairs in order. After that, if you still feel the same despair, then DO IT! Just give life another shot first.
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>>707292220
what music are you gonna be bumping to serenade your final moments?
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>>707293553
that wasn't me >>707293252
notice the green spot on my arm so it wasn't a duplicate file


a girl I love showed up to my house today for a family event thing. i was feeling alright but after she left I just kind of feel depressed. shes moving to california for grad school
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>>707294156
Kill yourself already faggot, stop posting on here for attention because you know this is the only way you'll get it
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josh dont do it.
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>>707294156

and this is probably her a week after living in cali. good luck anon
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>>707294156
op is hot
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>>707294156
awwww T.T how sad. OP is sad because a girl is leaving. Remember, you can always suck dicks for a living, you can even practice with that gun.
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If i get trips you will live
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>>707294156
Aye what school? I think I got a chance with her cuz girls love tall guys lmao.
I'm 6'5 btw ask me anything cuz OP gonna die
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>>707293501
If people are constantly feeling sad and hate themselves, they should be allowed to kill themselves, without being guilted about it.
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>>707288835
>>707290306
couldn't have said it better op
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>>707294156

CAPS GUY HERE AGAIN FUCK YOU AGAIN. YOU LOVE HER AWWW SO SAD AND CUTE BUT SHE IS NOT YOUR SISTER OR COUSIN CAUSE FUCK NO ITS A GIRLFRIEND CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE STAYED IN YOUR HAS ASSTWAT YOU SICK FUCK
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>>707294607
what's it feel like to be a manlet?
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>>707294774
Doesn't matter bro. I'm 4'11 and have a 6 inch cock, way fucking bigger than average
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>>707294706
Caps guy, i feel you but I don't really know what you're trying to say here.
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>>707287787
>rifle
>little gun

Kys nofunz, sincerely a /k/ommando

>>707287227
What make, model, and caliber is this rifle, I have ocd when it comes to knowing what kind of gun someone has.
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>>707294706
You seem almost an anally irritated. Butt frustrated if you will.
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>>707288685
Oh god please post moar.
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>>707294156
Christ dude, tell her how you feel
Worst case she says no
And if you're afraid shell talk about how "loser you" asked her out then you know she's a fucking cunt who doesn't deserve you, and you got major balls dude!

Win win

Also, smoke some bud, helps me bruh

PS: might as well go on a killing spree or Rob a bank or do some stupid shit-if your gonna die at least do something risky with your life, suicide is 100% chance of death. Stupid shit doesn't necessarily kill you
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>>707294967

caps guys biggest problem is that world is filled with real problems but sad fucks want to kill themself because buhu buhu buhuhuu "the girl I love" "life is pain" "i dont feel good"
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>>707294530
yeah i mean others showed up to that I hadn't seen in a long time. And I'm dating other people also .

she's super fun to be around but she cheated on her bf with me so I know it would never work. it's not even really about that i would be depressed either way

>>707294607
I don't know, she's pretty smart. Proabably wouldn't be into a guy who has trouble with basic grammar. But hey who knows. You'd catch the feelings and she'd cheat on you though, fyi
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>>707294607
I am 6'5 as well, i have two questions

1) any tips to build fore arm muscle?
2) do you get dizzy when you stand up after chilling or relaxing for an hour?
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>>707294890
All about girth, though. A 6 inch cock with 4 inch girth is worthless.
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>>707294156
wait I thought you liked guys more anyways? she musta been special to make you straight
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>>707295306
1) do kipping pull ups for your forearms.
2) only if i'm not wearing my helmit
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>>707290796

Hey OP
I'm in NSW - come down here, I got a spare room and I'll get you regular work.
Leave all the shit behind - start anew.
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>>707287227
lol that's a .22
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>>707295267

STOP EATING THOSE CAKES AND SUGAR SHIT FUCK YOUR STOMACH IS UGLY AS FUCK AND START EXERCISING SO MAYBE YOU START TO FEEL GOOD INSTEAD OF BEING WHINY SHIT
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>>707287626
nigger
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>>707295663
Read the thread, faggot.
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>>707295306
1.Curls for forearm. I am really working on that too.
2. Nah not really. I did experience this when I work out tho. My advice: Eat more food/water
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>>707295267

>FILENAME IS BS
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>>707295435
Fuck really? Fuck fuck fuck
>tfw 3.4 inch girth
>6 inch dick
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>>707295601

Not OP, but I'm having a bit of secondhand appreciation for what you're doing anon. I wish I could just up and start again after digging a rut I'm too afraid to walk out of in my job/social life. Never stop being a good person dude.
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>>707290136
Agreed. Pls op
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>>707288392
My gf just dumped me tonight, I'm going to kill myself. See you in the ground
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R.I.P
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>>707295835
>3.4 inch girth
how is that even possible?
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>>707295727
When I work out my muscles lock up and it fucking sucks.
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>>707295267
Heyo OP, I'm in QLD as well. you in Brisbane?
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>>707295835
How about
> 2 inch girth at best
> 3.5-4 inches full extension
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>>707295954
do it more often, then
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>>707295825
>Everyone in the world is in the same time zone as you.
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>>707296017
are you even measuring properly?
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>>707296127
I'm dead serious, man. I am the living breathing embodiment of a micropenis.
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>>707295953
Stop hatting faggot, I know you're jealous
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listen bro. Everyone deals with deprission. Let's face it, life's an annoying bitch who dragged you to a shit show called earth. But we all can overcome it. I overcame mine when my grandmother died on my birthday by my faith. Maybe you can talk to family or friends or a therapist. But don't put a FMJ through that beautiful brain of yours. So much lays ahead of you. (this was written by a 13 year old).
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>>707295954
You gotta practice my dude! Go with weights were you can have more mobility. Start with 25 lbs and work your way up
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>>707296188
As long as you have hands and a mouth, you can make it work. You don't need any more than you already have.
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>>707287227
sorry your thread got jacked by people talking about their dicks, dont do it op
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Just do it OP, its time
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>>707296426
but my arms get tired and i don't want to.
I just want to be ripped.
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>>707296044
No, I brought this up earlier. The timestamps are waaaay out, even if he was in a different timezone. Source; I live in australia.
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>>707296477
every thread is a dick thread, now suck it
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>>707296405
Jesus Christ, now I also want you to kill yourself.
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>>707296545
you have to put the work in you fucking idiot. its not some big secret. You sound like someone who would click on those porn ads that say they can make your dick bigger.
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>>707287227
here you go sir, one free attention. use it wisely.
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>>707296575
True, if he is in Australia his phone/photo/camera/computer would have to be set to the wrong time or the pics would have to have been taken last night.
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>>707296608
Well that's not a nice thing to say. But this is the internet. I forgive stranger. Have a blessed life.
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>>707296771
I know lots of guys that don't work out and they're jacked as fuck.
I want to be like them, not sitting in a gym all day and getting no gains.
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>>707296953
Well they probably have way better genetics than you do. And they still probably do more than they realize just throughout the day.

Again you sound pretty delusional.
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>>707292747
I deal with constant pain every second of every day but I can still enjoy life. Painkillers help but even still it doesn't fix it. Just gotta look at the good things, I guess.
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>>707297056
fuck you, dickhead. you clearly don't know what you're talking about, you manlet.
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>>707296885
Fucking A, I hope something awful happens to you
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>>707287227
not worth it unless you're going to do something cool like slamming a cessna into an active volcano while you're getting blown by a like-minded individual. if all you've got is a gun then save some money and think of a better way. faggot.
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> op isn't replying anymore
DID THAT FUCKER NOT LIVESTREAM. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE.
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>>707290504
If he does do him self in, give me a swing. Ur hot, don't care if trap
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>>707297197
Fucking idiot that guy is right. Being tall is hard when you try to get muscle but its worth it. Don't call other guys manlets because you're tall faggot. This is the guy you have been asking for advice, actually man up and listen to these suggestions faggot. Jesus Christ how fucking dumb are you?
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>>707287227
I hope you deliver on this OP
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>>707297418
I just don't like when manlets try to talk down to me. I'm tall and it's harder for me to get muscle than it is for manlets and people on here don't seem to understand that.
I don't want to have to put in so much extra work, it's fucking bullshit.
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>>707297197
You're right. Just continue not doing anything , I'm sure that will work wonders for you. It's not rocket science you moron.

>>707297418
Very, very dumb.
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>>707295267
Why respond to me, bitch, you told me to fuck off.

I'm depressed, you're just a whiny bitch. I walk around every day praying a car will hit me, because I can't do it myself. I don't beg for attention on the internet, that's what hotlines are for. People get paid to listen to you whine about yourself, and it's a real shit on their day. Trust me, my last girlfriend worked for one of those hotlines.

So either man up and swallow those bullets like you told us you would, or stop wasting our time. You don't deserve our attention. You're a selfish, lying pile of shit. Fuck yourself to death with that gun.

Our culture has told you whenever you feel sad you're "depressed." Real depressed people don't bitch. They either kill themselves, or they wallow quietly in the pain. None of this cry for help shit.
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Yep timestamp indicates it's taken in west coast us time zone. Date format is American. Australians don't use the term "grad school". OP say prefers guys, but is gonna kill himself over a girl. Something fishy here.
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>>707297797
>Very, very dumb

Anon how fucking dare you say that to a tall guy? Fucking kill ur self faggot
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moment of silence for dead op
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F
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>>707298236
hah you're the one who is still here you fucking idiot.

>>707298365
Not Australian .. and It's pretty even. Physically I like both but they just have different relationship dynamics. I've just known this girl for years and really like her so it kind of threw me off. At the same time though, like I said, it's not even really about that. I'd be depressed either way.

I want to eat this gun but I'm scared I should be happy but i'm not. my life is very good but for some reason I just feel bad all the time
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>>707293252
>tumblr
>owning guns

I call bullshit
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>>707298888
oh for fucks sake
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Nigga if you really are depressed see a therapist I did, I fell for her right away, but my medical got cancelled and don't go anymore.
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>>707298888
you should just get some therapy dude, obviously you have some form of easily treatable depression. Don't kill yourself, you look hot.
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>>707298888
if argueing with faggots is enough to stall you then you arent ready to kys
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DONT DO IT HOLLY!!1 :<
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>>707298888
OP before you kill yourself... who are you supporting for Trump or Hillary?
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>>707298888
Since you are still here, don't kill yourself man. Shit is bad, but it does get better. I've come to learn to not depend on other people for your happiness, but rather to always look to improve yourself, and find happiness in the progress you've made as a person. I'm not some sort of therapist though, so don't take my word for it. Get help my man.
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>>707298888
"you're the one who is still here"

I quit. You just can't talk to stupid.
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>>707298888
quads...you can't kill yourself
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sad meanies
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Things get better if you can just hold on
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I've been cutting my self, so I'm no inspiration, but suicide is one time, so make sure you've said goodbye.

Usually after a night of serious cutting I feel shame and put off suicide for a few weeks.
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>>707299198
I don't really support either of them. But as it gets closer and closer trump scares me more. I thought she was going to win from the start because of experience. It's just fucked because they are both criminals and one is the wife of a former president. Dynasty much? Fuck all of that. Whoever wins they'll probably push all of the same stuff through anyways.
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>>707287227
dont do it OP
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>>707299577
People say don't waste your vote. But why would I waste my time voting when I know it won't actually significantly affect anything. It is a waste. Even if I were to vote 3rd party it would still be pointless because he has 0% chance of winning.
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I feel you, OP. Also killing myself later today. Nothing will ever really change and it's only gonna get worse. No one will ever care. I'm doing myself a favor and letting myself find peace, maybe it's the best option for you, too. I'm sorry it has to come to this.
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