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Nightman thread
NO GODDAMMIT
bleh
>>707284882
eat some pretzels itll make you feel better
Whassup? Waiting on games to download
>>707285068
I don't want pretzels
Ok ok here's another one
What's brown, has two ears, and is man's best friend?
>>707284882
so THAT'S the reference used for that one picture i saw that one time
>>707285218
K9000 FIDO
>>707285068
>>707285103
>>707285194
what games?
>>707285213
why not?
>>707285378
Hand of Fate and Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
>>707285378
You know what I want
>>707285320
Nope. It's bourbon
[sadder honk]
>>707285476
what kind of game is hand of fate?
>>707285496
but pretzels are ppretty good and it will make you happy
>>707285590
I don't get it, how does bourbon have two ears?
>>707285671
I don't feel like pretzels
I need to get a new mattress, is foam actually any good or should I stick to springs + other materials?
>>707285671
I think it's a randomly generated dungeons game like binding of isaac, but it draws random cards to show you what's in the dungeon or some shit
>>707285780
>>707284675
FIGHTER OF THE DAYMAN
>>707285775
:c fine
>>707285812
oh that sounds pretty cool!
>>707286124
oh yeahhh
>>707286204
Where would I even find a pretzel at 2340 at night?
>>707286431
idk like a 7/11 or some shit?
>>707286431
Everywhere, do you not have 24/7 stores?
Think I need to find a new thing to fap to, not feeling really anything tonight
>>707286431
7-11?
>>707286857
Play with my balls.
>>707286592
>>707286603
>>707286899
I don't feel like going out for a mediocre pretzel. I can pick one up from the German joint tomorrow though. I'm off for Columbus Day
>>707286987
I would
>>707286857
fap to cheetahs
>>707287031
go treat yourself to a delicious one tomorrow~
DIDDLY DOODLE DIDDLE DIDDLE
>>707287139
hi
>>707287375
>>707287126
Then I can drink some overpriced imported beer, take an uber home and drunk call the dude begging him to fuck me or something equally embarassing
NEW BABY LAPTOP DESKTOP
Gay cheetahs
>>707287396
i agree with this plan~
buy lots of pretzels too. offer him a pretzel
>>707287508
the best kind
I have no respect for cheetahs, if they're unhappy with their relationship, they can leave.
idk, just something new and weird that I'm not into yet that I wanna try fapping to tonight to see if it works for me
>>707287608
ikr
>>707287694
Fap to normal heterosexual porn you degenerate
>>707287608
But then the universe will implode
>>707287508
IS THAT MUFASA
>>707287611
jajajaja
>>707287694
Brazilian fart porn
>>707287923
not if you only use the pretzel
>>707287887
Tried it back in the day when discovering myself, didn't care for it
>>707288163
Lesbian porn.
>>707288251
Only normal porn to get me going was guys, solo or otherwise
>>707288098
I don't want to offer him a pretzel. I want to offer him my butthole. Then play poker on Thursday and act like nothing happened between us
>>707287047
No one would play with Snarf's balls.
>>707287936
Yeah, he humped boy cheetah butts when his wives woundnt put out.
>>707288408
Faggot, do it anyway. Train yourself to be straight
>>707288515
I'm slowly realizing that I'm gonna be single forever so I stopped trying
>>707288419
but he will be so happy about the pretzel!
>>707288553
Would rather fap to rule 34 of characters that nobody likes/would not sexualize
>>707288727
You sicken me.
Well.
>>707288870
Kill yourself
>>707288870
How many?
>>707288652
>Unspoilt, pristine butthole
>>707288870
>$417.58
Jesus Christ
>>707288870
wow
>>707289046
>soft warm salty big pretzel
>>707289046
>>707288950
>>707288943
>>707289246
+$35 shipping for nextday
I like the new guy who posts cute men.
>>707289321
>Next day
I know what's happening to your butthole tomorrow
And I honestly can't tell who half the people are here. People keep changing their names.
>>707288636
Me too, its alright.
>>707289715
its a confusing mess here
>>707289715
That's how I always feel when I come back here. All these new people
>>707289747
Idk I'll probably kill myself when I'm 25 or something
>>707289246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9lIH9VpBo
>Schnitzel, beer, fucking. 3 days later Poker
>>707289653
I absolutely love putting things in my ass, and my girl does too.
It'll be a good time.
>>707289846
New people are good though, hopefully some of them may end up funneling into animus
>>707289936
>My girl
>>707289715
I'm from /s/fur threads. On the low I'm still a faggot.
>>707290110
>2016
>Being gay
>>707290110
I have a pet. She's into this just as much as I
>>707290217
Do you know Tem?
>>707289919
>pretzels, beer, another pretzel.
>>707290127
i played nightcrawler at the beach once
>>707290110
hey dab
Filling captchas has never been easier
>>707290251
Wait it's not hip anymore? Oh fuck
>>707290330
That's some sandy wieners
>>707290330
Stop being selfish. Let the universe fall apart.
>>707290272
I do not :( I've been in and out for the past few months.
>2016
>Not having a 4chan pass
>>707290467
No
>>707290488
;_;
>>707290534
Had one, but it expired.
>ever actually having a 4chan pass
Sup.
>>707290534
I have one tho
>>707290681
With all the posting I did, it saved a lot of time.
>>707290471
i would love to let it collapse and destroy everything.
>>707290467
many men were lost on that beach
>>707290737
Ice bby, how've you been?
We've been missing you in the discord.
>>707290793
Yeah but, if you cut a hotdog in half then.. Then you have two wieners.
>>707290891
its called portion control. we dont want to get fat now do we?
>>707290793
If I fuck him it'll happen.
>>707290838
I'm well enough. Currently cold. And tired. The latter of which because I've finally wrapped back around to a normie schedule, but hey, what can you do.
A discord, huh?
Guess I could add another to the list maybe.
bad dragon dildos look r8 shite
>>707288636
amen
>>707291027
do it. burn this world.
>>707291005
>Eating half a hotdog
>>707291029
Sent you a link over skype.
>>707291005
Kitty, I want to fap, but at the same time, I want to sleep.
>>707291219
save the other half for later. second dinner.
>>707291355
>eating one hotdog for dinner
Jesus christ how much do you weigh?
>>707291350
Hump the bed while you try and sleep
>>707291350
fap. and either finish or give up and go to bed
>>707291407
not fat is how much
>>707291200
ima go get shit faced then go to sleep
>>707291350
Call your boyfriend over to fuck you until you pass out.
>>707291350
>Fap in bed and cum on stomach
>Wake up stuck to the sheets
>Have to break out the vegetable peeler to get the sheets off
>>707291538
try to take it easy though ok?
>>707291760
I'm a lightweight.
>>707292030
Define lightweight
>>707292030
alright bud
>>707292171
a bitch
>>707292290
rude
>>707292171
5 shots of vodka is enough for me to get completely wasted
>>707292222
>>707284675
>Nightman thread
?
>>707292494
hisssssssss
>>707291407
No more than 140 pounds, using myself as a metric.
>>707292492
I can finish like an entire bottle of jack and only be mildly drunk. I wish I was you.
>>707292729
It's a blessing and a curse
>>707292596
Later
>>707293006
see ya duder
>>707292596
Such a faggot
Need to do to Snarf like in photo soon
>>707291581
Its past midnight
No ride to his digs bro
>>707293469
That picture makes me somehow depressed. Like thinking about the fact that robo-cop can no longer fucc.
>>707293613
take a big bite?
>>707293631
its a sad world, dab.
>>707294006
not enough sleep
>>707294145
Been a long fuckin time since I've seen you.
>>707294126
>>707294228
Yeah I don't even know who you are
>>707294242
Deus Ex?
Heading to bed, have work tomorrow.
>>707293613
Goodnight, hun.
>>707294344
i guess it could be inspired by it
>>707294339
It's Cody.
>>707294664
Oh yeah, it has been a while. Where have you been?
>>707294637
>pic
>>707294809
Lost my job and ended up on unemployment for a few months. Just recently got my job back but it's not permanent.
>>707294968
bleach smells good
