eat some pretzels itll make you feel better
Whassup? Waiting on games to download
so THAT'S the reference used for that one picture i saw that one time
Hand of Fate and Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
You know what I want
what kind of game is hand of fate?
but pretzels are ppretty good and it will make you happy
I don't get it, how does bourbon have two ears?
I don't feel like pretzels
I need to get a new mattress, is foam actually any good or should I stick to springs + other materials?
I think it's a randomly generated dungeons game like binding of isaac, but it draws random cards to show you what's in the dungeon or some shit
oh that sounds pretty cool!
Where would I even find a pretzel at 2340 at night?
idk like a 7/11 or some shit?
Think I need to find a new thing to fap to, not feeling really anything tonight
fap to cheetahs
go treat yourself to a delicious one tomorrow~
i agree with this plan~
buy lots of pretzels too. offer him a pretzel
the best kind
I have no respect for cheetahs, if they're unhappy with their relationship, they can leave.
idk, just something new and weird that I'm not into yet that I wanna try fapping to tonight to see if it works for me
Fap to normal heterosexual porn you degenerate
Brazilian fart porn
not if you only use the pretzel
Tried it back in the day when discovering myself, didn't care for it
Only normal porn to get me going was guys, solo or otherwise
No one would play with Snarf's balls.
Yeah, he humped boy cheetah butts when his wives woundnt put out.
I'm slowly realizing that I'm gonna be single forever so I stopped trying
but he will be so happy about the pretzel!
Would rather fap to rule 34 of characters that nobody likes/would not sexualize
>soft warm salty big pretzel
+$35 shipping for nextday
I like the new guy who posts cute men.
I know what's happening to your butthole tomorrow
And I honestly can't tell who half the people are here. People keep changing their names.
Me too, its alright.
its a confusing mess here
That's how I always feel when I come back here. All these new people
New people are good though, hopefully some of them may end up funneling into animus
>pretzels, beer, another pretzel.
i played nightcrawler at the beach once
Had one, but it expired.
With all the posting I did, it saved a lot of time.
i would love to let it collapse and destroy everything.
many men were lost on that beach
Ice bby, how've you been?
We've been missing you in the discord.
its called portion control. we dont want to get fat now do we?
If I fuck him it'll happen.
I'm well enough. Currently cold. And tired. The latter of which because I've finally wrapped back around to a normie schedule, but hey, what can you do.
A discord, huh?
Guess I could add another to the list maybe.
do it. burn this world.
Kitty, I want to fap, but at the same time, I want to sleep.
save the other half for later. second dinner.
>eating one hotdog for dinner
Jesus christ how much do you weigh?
fap. and either finish or give up and go to bed
not fat is how much
Call your boyfriend over to fuck you until you pass out.
>Fap in bed and cum on stomach
>Wake up stuck to the sheets
>Have to break out the vegetable peeler to get the sheets off
Such a faggot
Need to do to Snarf like in photo soon
Its past midnight
No ride to his digs bro
That picture makes me somehow depressed. Like thinking about the fact that robo-cop can no longer fucc.
take a big bite?
its a sad world, dab.
Heading to bed, have work tomorrow.
i guess it could be inspired by it
Oh yeah, it has been a while. Where have you been?
Lost my job and ended up on unemployment for a few months. Just recently got my job back but it's not permanent.
bleach smells good