>You are in your house
>Watching tv in your sofa, like normal
>Until you hear a noise in the door entrance
>"God, what is it now"
>You go downstairs
>Take the door keys
>You walk to the door entrance
>Open the door
>And you see a fluffy pony
>A female fluffy pony with two little foals
>"Hewwo nice mistah, fwuffy cowd, pwease gif wawm housie? Nee nummies fo babbehs..."
>"No, get out right now"
>The mare starts shivering
>"Buh... buh... wy?"
>"Because you're a disgusting vermin who eats food to shit everywhere, you don't have the right to live, piss off"
>The mare goes from begging to demanding
>"Nu cawe! Meanie mistuh gif skettis an toysies an housie wite nao ow mummah gonna gif wowest owwies!"
>This answer destroyed your patience
>You go full mad and step one of her foals
>"NUUU! BABBEH!" She cries while her foal bleeds to death
>Her foal chirps and chirps while he dies
>You firmly say: "Leave at once or you may suffer the same death"
>She runs away crying
About the rumours and Carnivious Duck, he posted a new picture recently. He's not completely well yet, but at least he's posting. I, for one, enjoy his pictures. His fluffs are ugly as sin, but he is creative with them.
what is that device supposed to be?
Bawista Fwuff haf deal wif hipstews aww day.
I have to agree about Carnivious Duck's fluffies. They are about the ugliest things I've seen.
First time OC, might suck since I'm tripping on my sleep aids and sedatives.
>You are tired, wrapped up in blankets with a pair of brown fluffies shivering and fluffpiled on your lap.
>The cold lake effect storms in your part of Michigan keep getting worse and worse these days. Not to mention that they and the upcoming winter will be a major issue to your work.
>In front of you is a tablet display, showing camera feeds from around the village you live in.
>Thermal lenses pick up bundles of waning warmth, and with that news you sigh and get out of bed, your two fluffies, Bruce and Terry following you eagerly.
>Now comes the fun part. Well sort of fun. You enter your garage, sans vehicle, but full of toys and litterboxes. An old stove is started up, and fans blast the smell of spaghetti out into the cold.
>Bruce and Terry wander up to a pair of fluffy sized booths, and in their fluffy voices begin calling out. "Hewwo fwuffies! Bring yuh speshul friends 'n babbehs! Follow the smell of sketties!"
>The sound echoes painfully from the speakers mounted on the sides of buildings, up on posts and just about everywhere a camera and speaker combo can be set up.
>Minutes later, you see a rainbow of fluffies pressing on toward your house, and you redouble your sketty cooking.
>It's gonna be a long winter.
Tell me /b/, which concepts are best in fluffy? Which are worst?
No one knows. It's a mystery.
Yes, yes, they're as ugly as can be, but the situations he puts them in... He's got such a variety. I'm often praised for my pictures, but I myself hold Carnivious Duck in a very high esteem. I find his mind fascinating.
I wasn't fishing, but sentiment apreciated.
Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.
There was a Jumanji cartoon? I thought there was just the movie with Robin Williams.
And this is one of the reasons I appreciate him so much.
I didn't think you were fishing. I just like to see some originality and daring.
How in the hell did that ever air on television? One thing that pisses me off about it, as another anon mentioned, the rhinos having sharp teeth. They're perissodactylans, odd-toed ungulates (hooved herbivores) in the same family as tapirs and horses.
I love those little problems that happen in a benevolent environment.
GEOWGIO A TSUKOWOS NU SAY IT AWIENS
BUUUUT.... IT AWIENS.
That little .gif is a beautiful piece of work
INCOMING SCOOTAFLUFF DUMP!!
Really, now? Besides my mother has been dead for over 10 years.