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>You are walking across your local beach
>you accidentally kick something while enjoying your views
>you look down, a shiny, golden lamp is lightly buried beneath the sand
>you pick it up, dust off the sand
>as you do so, a genie pops out!
>anon, for freeing me I grant you 3 wishes!
>I cannot grant life, I cannot kill
>you can't wish for more wishes

What are your wishes /b/?
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>>707271348
I wish to kick op in the balls
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First, I wish to become an immortal being who is invisible and incapable of interacting with anything, but can travel to any point in space or time, and "possess" any being and control them at will. Second, I would wish for an unstoppable pandemic to wipe out every human on the earth. Then I would wish for an unlimited supply of any food I wanted.
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>>707273601
>cannot kill
you had only 3 rules dude... cmon
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>>707271348
>True happiness
>Long life
>Health
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>>707271348
>16 bucks to pay back my gran
>an O'Henry for ma sweet tooth
>the collapse of all governments and religions into total obscurity
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>>707274010
Domino effect. He wished for a pandemic. Not to directly kill someone.

Lrn2djinn
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>>707273601
Why eat if you're immortal? You could just not eat and you wouldn't have to shit ever again.
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>>707271348
>Donald Trump becomes god
>i become his god child
>memes become reallife
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>>707274586
Humans do things we don't need to do every day. We have almost perfected food. I'd love to eat for the rest of .y days.
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>>707271348
remove all toxic substances and poisons from oceans land and air.

give every human being on the planet a zero point module for unlimited power generation for every human being.

grant me the ability to teleport at will to any destination in the universe with no limits on what i can take with me, have full control as to who and what i want to teleport, at no cost to any of my own energy, life, or knowledge
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>wealth
>transported to the future when they have discovered the means to immortality
>another genie in a bottle
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>>707271348
Immediately wish for more wishes. Genies just say that shit.
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>>707274555
he wished for something to have a direct purpose to wipe people out. Either way the Djinn is responsible for death, that is kill.

Blame the car or the gun, but you are kill
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>>707271348
I wish the Genie would rub my lamp
Then we'll see what's what.
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>>707271348
1. A 7 inch pecker.
2. A credit card with an infinite amount of money that would always return to my pocket.
3. The ability to enter video games at will and play them, kind of like SWord Art Online
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>>707271348
Give me the powers of psycho mantis
Make me *immortal*
Make my mom come back to life, and make her immortal
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Young Lexi Belle at my disposal.
Unending pile of weed, coke, and Viagara.
Chris Benoit's baby sitting skills.
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>>707275163
your goals are low anon. very low
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>>707271348
>never be able to die unless I want to
>endless wealth
>more genies
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1: I wish that all three of these wishes come out exactly the way I intend, with no side effects or consequences that I don't want.

2: I wish that none of these wishes can come undone by any force, be it magical or scientific.

3: I wish that I can give myself any superpower or ability that I want for as long as I want to have it.
Think about it and you'll see how perfect this plan is.
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>>707275179
>make my mom come back to life
I DIDNT ASK FOR THESE FEELS
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>>707275252
Think about it though. Infinite money? I could feed the world. Help countries out in economic debt. Buy the newest Lamborghini, and a mansion to impress the girl of my dreams. Be a badass inside a video game. Not to mention having a seven inch dick wouldn't be bad.
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More Genies!!! (Credit goes to cynide +happiness)
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>>707274555

Bruh, those sweet trips don't forgive the fact that you assume you will somehow trick a fucking djinn.
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>>707271348
>The knowledge of all my HSC subjects to give me a 99 ATAR
>The most likeable personality on Earth, social chameleon basically (for youtubez channel and pussy)
>Give me a solid build and 6 feet of height
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>>707273601
>My first wish
>Immortal AND invisible AND incapable of interacting with anything AND can travel to any point in space or time AND possess any being

Anon, you're a fucking idiot, whoever the fuck taught you how to wish should be shot.
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More lamps, more genies, and more of that fuckin sexy sand!
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>>707271348
I wish to be happy
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I wish every human being lost their ego
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>>707275510
with you having infinite money, and spending it willy nilly, wouldn't that devalue money until it was worthless? crashing the worlds economies more than they already are, and causing global economic destruction?
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>>707273601
>incapable of interacting with anything
>but can interact with people
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>>707276047
Trump 2016
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I wish for everyone to be happy
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>>707276201
trump 2016 my friend
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>>707271348
I wish that no food can be grown in the continent of Europe for the next 10 years.

I wish that no food can be delivered to the continent of Europe for the next 10 years.

I wish that no person can leave the continent of Europe for the next 10 years.
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>>707271348
>grow taller
>i think thats all tbh
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The ability to attract any woman I want.

Superman-like powers.

Donald Trump to get elected.
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>has crippling social anxiety
>is startled by sudden genie
>gets anxiety attack
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>>707276047
Okay, so I wouldn't just give money out like that, sue me. Yes I would be selfish. But think of what I could do with it.
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>wish that I could wish for more wishes
>wish for more wishes
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>>707271348
1) I want $30 billion dollars that no one will question or tax
2) I want to live a disease-free life
3) I want the ability to turn invisible and revert at the snap of my fingers
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>>707271348
1- to have the love of my life back
2- being filthy rich but also not being a douchebag
3- having a perfect metabolism.
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>>707276423
u mad there muhammad?
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>>707271348
>I wish to no longer be bound by your wish "rules"
>I wish for unlimited wishes
I win.
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>>707276771
if they aint with you, they aint the love of your life
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>>707271348
6,000,000,000 dollars
Bring back moot to 4chan
Let Donald Trump be president for the next 20 years
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Phenomenal god like powers
Knowledge of the meaning of life
Big weenie
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>>707276824
>implying the genie wouldnt slap your face with his dick and teleport you to the middle of the desert
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1) Teleport me, my family and friends and all non stupid, Niggers, Jews, Christians, Muslin and halfbreeds to another planet exactly like Eath.

2) Make the natural resourses near infinite in this new planet.

3) Give to me and people i chose all the knowledge to make possibile build anything who has been written in any sci-fi and scientific text.
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>>707276775
I'm white as can be. Not particularly mad either.
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>>707271348
World peace. Then the genie kills all humans so the world can be at peace. Fucked up and dont get the other two wished
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>>707276907
>implying he isn't grateful to me for unleashing him and then compliment me on out smarting the rules.
do you know how Genies work son?
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- reset financial system, no more debt
- erase world borders
- everyone in the world gains absolute empathy. every person in the world feels every joy, pain and sorrow of every other living thing and understands the reasons behind others' emotions

just solved world peace niggaz
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>>707273601
Thats like 7 wishes you retard
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O Genie, let me be stupidly happy no matter what happens

Let my wife be stupidly happy, no matter what happens.

Let my son be stupidly happy, no matter what happens.

That should about cover it, the rest of all y'all are on your own.
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>>707276501
buy a huge mansion, buy a lambo, ferrari, bugatti, unlimited anything, pussy, but still be alone because youre spending all your money on yourself and not furthering the human race and directing it to where it needs to be.

shame
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>>707275223
young lexi belle? have fun with never doing anal.
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1: Captain America physique without effort
2: Loving wife who will always be faithful
3: Private island where liberals don't exist
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>>707277153
>unleash him
>you didnt wish for his freedom
>immediately demand stupid shit and for him to break the rules
ya dude so greatful youre a real admirable guy
jk go fuck yourself
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More genies
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>>707277401
but what if you become a liberal in old age, wuld that mean you wouldnt exist?
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>>707277227
you just caused world war 3 and the apocalypse good job you fucking faggot
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1. power equivalent to a Kyrptonian
2. repair polluted planet
3. send muslims and blacks back to africa and middle east
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>>707271348


the knowledge and capability to create a Brain Machine interface that would allow for everyone on the earth to experience deep dive virtual reality affordably.
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>>707271348
>Take unneccesary greed out of our mankind's capacity
>make very person incredibly intelligent and emotionally stable, with an appreciation for curiosity and advancement
>fix all areas of the planet that we can afford to return to a more natural state.

Humans can finally evolve, and all of us are actually worth something for once. The planet stops dying.
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I want $850,000,000,000

I want a nice porpotioned body with pecs and six pack

I want a nice, beautiful girlfriend that actually loves me and makes me feel complete
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>>707277399
>for now
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>>707277492
>without me he goes back in the lamp.
Yes that nigga owes me.
Trust me cunt, you have now made the list.
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>>707271348
1. it's called djinn not genie. and 2. it would more than likely attack Israel as soon as it's released.
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>>707275223
>baby sitting skills
Well played
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>>707271348
I wish for 2000 more genies. Checkmate, athiests
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>>707271348
Can't grant life, can't kill and no extra wishes?
1. Wish for every human to instantly become sterile
2. Wish for all forms of plants to be moved to mars.
3. Wish for a TV with signal strong enough to watch humanity tear itself apart
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make america great again.
always roll dubs or higher.
loli girlfriend.
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>>707277538
Yes, that way I can die immediately before souring my soul. Then Heaven shall be granted
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I wish that I were a billionaire. I wish I had a perfect body. I wish I was emotionally stable.
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>>707277726
>owes me.
what a presumptuous cunt
you deserve all the curses the genie will bring down on you
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>i wish you would get out of my lamp you fucker
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>>707271348

1. Power to control time and space
2. Immortality
3. Another genie
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1) true love
2) fight anybody and win
3) have my perfect hair back :/
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>>707277766
those are shitty wishes
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More genies.
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>>707277841
>three wishes
>literally anything besides creating or destroying life
>can only imagine greed and vanity
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Shapeshifting
Chronomancy
Invincibility

Shapeshifting fixes any issues you might have with your body, and you can be whoever or whatever you want.
Chronomancy fixes the issue of aging, so you only age if you want to. And it fixes all money issues, as you can learn what opportunities to take, then rewind your own timeline and take them. Or just cheat the lottery like a jerk.
Invincibility stops you from being stabbed, shot, poisoned, or killed in any way. And if you finally want to die, chronomancy. Age yourself and you can die of old age once the living forever thing gets old.
It fixes the issues most people have with immortality, seeing and watching everyone you know and love die, and living on without them. And as a chronomancer, you have the power to extend their lives too.
With that combo, you can do whatever you want, be whoever you want, and do it all whenever you want. Its perfect.
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>>707277820
but you wouldn't die before becoming a liberal, you would die IMMEDIATELY after becoming a liberal... thus your souls was soured, and you are granted eternal hell
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1. The ability to completely control others.

I'll hang on to my other two wishes.
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>>707277792
You are still on earth cunt... now sterile and without plants and with an average TV.
are you dumb?
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>>707274974
underrated
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>>707277841
I WANT A PERFECT BODYYYYYYY
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>>707277612
no way. if every person on the planet subjectively felt the pain their actions caused they would cease over time.
some people would probably die before the planet found an equilibrium, but it would work out in the long run.

also land ownership is abolished when borders reset
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>>707278010
i heard it too kek
so sad
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The ability to determine probability with no negative repercussions.
The ability to undo mistakes but still remember what was undone.
Free the genie.

Do I win yet?
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>>707277669
Your wishes are like mine:
>>707277841
But I have a girl in mind who I'm sure would like me so I just wish for emotional stability because I'm neurotic af
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give me a reason to live
give me a reason to live
give me a
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>>707271348
1) Infinite amount of money for my life and my decedents.
2) True Happiness
3) World peace
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>>707278010
I WANT A PERFECT SOOOUUULL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhyLXlEti6s
the only answer.
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>>707277931
where did the hair go to?
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Sup faggots and double niggers?
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>>707277659
Evolution isn't something that is forced tho. ur just asking for change without the work and time required to get there. Wish might work out but its not real development.
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>>707278001
I think anon means to die with the rest of us. Or he could also be some faggot edgelord
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>>707277953
I could have cured all disease and ended poverty, but why should I?
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>>707277659
>Take unneccesary greed out of our mankind's capacity
You've just killed humanity's incentive to advance. So much for helping us evolve asshole.
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>>707277962
smart guy. i give you credit for thought
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>>707277931
Drain, pillow, floor lmao

I am 28 and losing hair like mad. I will get a hair transplant by 31 I think.
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>>707278097
I WANT YOU TO NOTIIIICE
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>>707278043
>implying violence isnt an act of pain and confusion
>implying people spontaneously feeling the pain and anguish of all humanity woud go completely insane
>implying you wouldnt cause the collapse of the worlds economy
>implying country borders arent important facets of identity and social cohesion
mcfucking kill yourself my man
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>>707277227
So they now feel my unrelenting hatred? Lots of people are going to be killed, anon.
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A lot of pizza..
A lot of beer
A lot of weed
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1: all the niggers return to africa

2: dirty spics return to mexico

3: a coke
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>>707278280
AND FLOAT LIKE A FEATHER
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>>707271348
I wish that I can wish for more wishes.

problem?
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>9999999^(99999) more magic lamp genies
>Fucking massive indestructible spaceship where i can store my shit
>teleport me into the spaceship without killing me/recreating a new version of me in the ship, has to *ME*
go fine ayylmao's and spread memes as a religion among less intelligent lifeforms.
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>>707278298
I dunno if your hatred could trump my apathy and depression. Either way, doomed species.
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>>707271348
1. To feel love
2. To finally lose my virginity
3. To live forever in an epic rekt thread on /b/ after I an hero for being dumped
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>>707278170
We're already very close to having the technology to modify our genetic model, people porn with genetic modifications will be born withour our lifetime, making every person worth that, and eradicating unnecessary greed would allow us, as a species, to use advance as a whole, instead of selling genetic modification, which is going to happen instead.

My wishes are to create a platform in which we can advance.
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Immortality,until i dont want to live anymore.
Indestructibility.
Absolute matter manipulation.
>Live the rest of eternity in style
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>>707271348
1: all humans now and for ever in the future have the competence to live together peacefully

2: all humans now and forever in the future are gifted with the determination to create more advanced technology

3: all humans now and for the rest of time are competent enough not to destroy our species
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I want to be 4chan
I want to be /b/
I want to bee
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>>707278220
>forgetting the latter half of the second wish
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>>707278280
Fucking hell. She hasn't replied to the message I sent over a week ago. We were close. I think she's just obsessed with WoW. I can't play the game. It's too much. Before that expansion came out we were hanging out all the time.

I wish she noticed that I'm not around.
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please give me a reason to live
please
pl
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>>707271348

> become the Z U C C

> never be the S U C C

> always the one to C U C C
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>>707278424
>le i have much more feelings and am much deeper than other people maymay
>im not like other girls ;)
fuck you
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>>707277962
too bad if you get arrested and put in jail though for life.
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>>707278424
I think it could.
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>>707278321
>spics immediately come back
great job faget enjoy your mexican coke
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>>707274492
This guy gets it.

He is also a fucking psycho.
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>>707278533

>According to all known laws
of aviation,


>there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


>Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


>The bee, of course, flies anyway


>because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
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>>707278451
>people porn with genetic modifications
sounds pretty hot
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>>707278451
why advance?
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>>707278629
>turn back time to before jail
>not go jail
>¿¿¿¿¿
>?????
faggot bait
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>>707278629
Chronomancy, bro. Turn back and not fuck up.
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I wish I could control time. That meaning being unaffected by time. I could move in frozen time, etc...

I wish I was the absolute perfect human being physically.

I wish I had $50,000,000,000 that is unquestioned.
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>>707278605
>much deeper
The only thing I'm deeper in is depression.
I'm not a special snowflake or unique in depression.
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>>707278749
>30 inch cock
>30 inch deep pussy
>same person
>genetics of a /b/ wish
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My very own planet, where i am ruler.
No tards shall exist on my planet.
I am immortal.
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>>707278708
oh shit this is from that book, right?
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>>707278635
If you say so.
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>>707271348
Omnipotence

Wishing for anything else makes you a cuck
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die, die and die again.

((the edges))
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>have 1 billion dollars
>being able to read minds
>being able to read 1000x faster than the average human speed while remembering and everything
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>>707271348
>>anon, for freeing me I grant you 3 wishes!

OP is fucked down his throat until he suffocates.
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>>707271348
>Location of the next lamp
>Be able to send a message back to my younger self, telling him everything that will happen and where another lamp is located if he ever was interested in grabbing it
>that's it
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>>707278439
good life goals, anon
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>>707278993
Too bad you couldn't turn pages/scroll fast enough to take advantage of that.
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>>707278921
I do. To think your indifference could overpower my hatred makes me hate you so much. What a stupid thing to say. It's like you have to one up everyone with your retarded feeling bullshit. Go shop at hot topic and shut up.
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>>707278549
>I think she's just obsessed with WoW.
shes not worth feeling feels over
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I wish more lamps
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>>707278881
>le im much more depressed than other girls maymay
>my depression is le special ;)
fuck you
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>>707274974
>another genie
Catch: the genie can't grant wishes.
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>>707271348
Love, Friends, and Money
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>>707279076
Younger self
>I WISH I WAS SONIC
>I WISH I HAVE 100GRLFRIENDS WITH BIG BOOBS
>I WISH DAD WAS COOL
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1) be given phenominal, cosmic power the likes of which could shape the universe and alter reality!
2) remove all currently active religions from humanity and history.
3) reset pollution 300 years.

my work here is done. Anything else I need, I covered in Rule 1. After all, I can reshape the universe as I see fit.
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>>707279209
I replied with indifference.
Pic related
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>>707279334
those arent bad wishes tbh
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>>707279409
Your last two wishes are fucking pointless.
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>>707279249
She is. Before that expansion she was the perfect girl. I really struggle to find girls who I like. And I really really like her. I don't even want to search for another girl because it took me years to find this one.
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>>707278891
great now you are stuck on some unihabitable rock in space completly alone and unable to die. planets dont usually have on them.
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>>707279308
>special
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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>>707279593
sounds like level 50 delusion goggles bro
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>memes become real
>kanye becomes president
>real become memes
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>>707279695
im mocking you you retarded faggot
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>>707276516
/thread
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>>707279645
exactly my point,

exactly... my point..
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>>707279645
king of venus where you will burn in agony for all eternity kek
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>>707279409
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!
Itty bitty living space.
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>>707279507
And I replied with hatred, faggot.

I got your joke, it was just retarded as fuck. Kill yourself slowly and painfully. Take a knife, and slowly push it into your throat. Twist it. Nice and slow. Sob with pain too. Thanks.
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>>707271348
>immune to speeding tickets and other traffic laws (fuck speeding tickets)

>superpowers of: invisibility, modified immortality (I choose when I get to die), and teleportation

>$50,000,000,000 deposited into my bank account that can't be taken away by fag genie
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>>707279842
No, you don't say?
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I wish that I could take drugs without getting fucked up long term

That's it.
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>cows already go moo, wish for moos to go cow
>make humanity destroy religion for good
>have baby triceratops so I can finally walk the dinosaur and post pics on /b/
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>>707279752
It's just the truth. I'm not delusional.
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>>707279334
It would be more like
>I WISH POKEMON WERE REAL
>I WISH FOR A HUGE BUFFET
>I WISH MY DAD LOVED ME
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>>707280083
I would, if I wasn't so apathetic.
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>>707274555
whos DJ Inn? Is that the guy whose trap/edm mixtape was called "The House"
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>>707271348
1. A better brain. I always feel like crap with anxiety, depersonalization/derealization, lethargy, etc. I didn't used to be like this. I had a lot of energy and everything was easy. Basically just to feel the way I used to.
2. 36 million dollars or at least enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
3. A device that lets me teleport to anywhere and any time in the universe. When I teleport anywhere I cease to age until I come back.
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>>707277983
It is an island where's they don't exist. I would either remain a sane person, or simply vanish before it would happen, according to my third wish. Perfect wish
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1. Wish for more genies (technically not wishing for more wishes)
2. Wish for a 8 inch dong
3. ????
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>>707280103
>speeding
kill yourself you piece of shit
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>>707271348
No matter what wallet i own whenever i open it theres a $100
To posses all the powers of Goku
To never get any dieses
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>>707280268
you dont know what truth is bruv
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>>707280103
add-on to the superpower list: time travel so I can go back in time a few moments to rub the genie bottle and get more wishes

(time travel is theorized to take you into another universe which is parallel thus I would be able to do this if that theory is fact)

>inb4 can't grant more wishes
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>>707279842
>>707279695
>>707279308
>>707278881
>>707278605
>>707278424
>>707278298

You can tell the demographic of 4chan has changed over the years. Kids thinking they're special for calling other kids out for thinking they're special. Fucking degenz
Also, reported for underage.
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First, I want something better than money. A fortress designed to sustain up to 100000 people, for an indefinite period of time, that is completely impenetrable and only accessible through a quantum gate of some kind so that this fortress exists only in a parallel universe. The upshot being that when Trump is elected I can just use my second wish to transport every female I desire to impregnate, along with sufficient males to ensure a healthy population, to said fortress slong with every piece of technology and sufficient food and water to live quite comfortably. My last wish is to be made invulnerable so nobody can injure or kill me as I rule this kingdom with an iron fist.
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For my first wish, I wish I could acceptably interact with other people outside of my computer
Second, I wish my parents hadn't pushes me into foster homes the first six years of my life
Third, I wish she hadn't left me like she did...
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>>707280410
I wish I could do it for you.
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>>707280573
Why do you think that?
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>>707280517
it was meant to be a joke you cuck
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>>707279313
He didn't ask for more wishes he asked for more genies
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>>707280716
fuck you bitch you wanna fuckin go?
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>>707275223
Unlimited Bitches
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>>707280614
I'm old as shit you fucking faggot.
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>>707271348

health money and love

what else is there?
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>>707280614
spoken like a true 16 year old
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>>707271348
I'd wish to a genie without the lamp able to roam the world still
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>>707280614
So what you're saying is... You think you're special?
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Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes
Unlimited premium porn access
Unlimited pizza
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>>707280993
Precisely
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>>707280661
At least buy me dinner first.
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>immortality (with option to die)
>time travel to any point in space
>invisibility and flight
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>>707271348
Unlimited supply of China white
Being able to live comfortably, not rich beyond measure but not poor

Everyone on earth to have at least known true happiness once
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>>707280205
Why aren't you in the presidential debates?
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>>707271348
>Omniscience, because we need it.
>Omnipotence, because it goes really well with the previous choice.
>Genie's eternal hapiness, because I don't need any other power than those two.
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>wishing for an exact amount of money
You know that's how you can track where the djinn has been (Zimbabwe, Venezuela etc)- "I wish for $30 billion" and next thing you know hyperinflation, $30billion buys loaf of bread.
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>>707277239
Oh my god that made me laugh so hard I spit out my cereal
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>>707280853
>health money and love
>what else is there?

For your answer, see:
>>707274378
>Long life
>True happiness
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>>707281140
OK. I could eat.
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>>707274949
>no cost of my energy, life or knowledge
k, how about your money?
a trip to mars would be 300000$ sir
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>Total controll of my body on atomic level
>omniscence
>the ability to don't go mad over omniscence
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>>707281321
What are you in the mood for? I could go for some nice gyros right about now.
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>>707271348
>power to make people fart at will
>chronomancy
>erase loli and make humans incapable of ever making it again because degenerates
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>>707279561
Not Pointless, If I don't have to use my powers just yet, why use them now? I have 2 other perfectly good wishes capable of doing what I desire.
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>>707281407
I didn't know Kars lurked on /b. How's space?
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> have an 8 inch dick
> every other dick is 6 inches
> all women are hot
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>>707271348
To be as swift as a coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
I am already as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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>>707278068
Wat
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>>707281500
That sounds awesome. I guess indifference does beat hate.

I learned a lesson here.
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>>707276637
same here
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>>707281577
A little empty.
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1. I wish that I can wish for more wishes

2. I want unlimited wishes

3. I can't die.

4.... And so on since I have unlimited wishes.
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>>707271348

Simplicity.
Patience.
Compassion.
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>>707276047
Money will always have some sort of worth, it may be worth a lot less but it would still be worth something, (everything has worth) and if he were to have an infinite amount it wouldn't matter how much he would need to buy something.
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>I wish for infinite genies
>Give me 5 trillion dollars
>My health is perfect at all times
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>>707281725
You learned a lesson about the power of FRIENDSHIP! Just like every show from the 90s.
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>>707278371
>cancerous answer
>meme face
>thumbnail
>problem?
not sure if bait
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>>707281317


"Long life" comes from health
"true happiness" comes from love
Money is good if you are no enslaved by it
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>>707281965
thats deep
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>>707277287
What if I like how the human race is progressing already, what if I like all the fucked up shot and all the ggod shit that's already coming from society. Sometimes you shouldn't overthink things
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>worgens become real
>my current and future girlfriends are all worgens
>i know what comes after death
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>>707271348


1. Can't kill eh? Ok...mutate the common cold virus so it sterilizes all non whites who catch it.

2. Make that cold virus have a 100% transmission rate.

3. I want a cup of coffee.
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>>707276214

Happiness is overrated.

Contentment is better.
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1. Perfect perpetual health/metabolism.
2. the skill to make magical artifacts ( ring of invisibility, ring of teleportation,etc.)
3. the ability to make and shape pocket dimensions (bag of holding, whole mansion inside a closet, etc.)

I would have my workshop in a pocket dimension where nobody could rob me, where I could make artifacts I could use, give to friends, or sell.

(rent a ring of invulnerability to Trump so he won't have to worry about being assassinated, have plenty of money and never have to have a real job again)
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1) every time I go to buy something I have exactly the amount I need in my pocket
2) a life full of friends and family that surround me with love and good times
3) a world government that actually caters to the needs of the people, not the needs of the government (or a lack of gov., Where the people govern themselves)
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>be able to create anything from sheer though
>all superpowers
>999ms/ping for everyone who post anime, loli, hentia, waifu, and trap pics (basically 4chan degenerates)
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>>707275510


Your grasp of economics and how money works is...lacking.
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>>707271348
>Infinite source of income
>knowledge of all things
>mind control
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>as many drugs as I want at will
>no possibility of me facing any unwanted consequence for drug use
>free, top of the line insurance for everything
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>>707275510
money will become worthless if you put a lot into circulation eventually you'll buy shit for countries and like the old days (300+ yrs ago) objects > money which will make your infinite money worth shit
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>>707271348
1. I wish every human on earth stopped being such cocks and realized that every other human being on the planet is equal to them and we should not be trying to kill each other over national boundaries, religion, and life choices (essentially world peace except obviously things like cheating would still happen and shit would happen I'm just trying to avoid wars not be a miracle worker for shitty family lives)
2. Every god damn person learned to grow their own god damned food without destroying the land like those dumb African niggers did
3. A credit card with infinite money that was undetectable until I needed to use it, in order to not crash the worlds economy when they see someone literally has devalued US currency to nothing, and this money does not get taken from anywhere else, so to a certain extent I am flooding the market but fuck it right
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>>707283277
I wish you would shut the fuck up and go suck Kurt Cobains dick
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>>707275372
>stub toe
>wish death
>you are now kill
nice wishing friend
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>>707271348
I wish I could wish for more wishes
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>>707283719
>wish for a world where peace is reality and people can support themselves
>get told to suck Kurt cobains dick
I can't heal the hurt in you kiddo, but I'm sure your 14 year old gf kissing another boy isn't the end of the world
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>>707271348
>Hypercognition (Around IQ 250, not too high though, I still wanna be human)
>Mind control
>Time Travel
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1.to die a happy/peaceful life
2.infinite unquestionable money
3.spare wish for later use
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>>707271348
Wish for more genies
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>>707271348
1. I wish to be a little girl
2. I wish for a severed right foot that never goes rancid
3. I wish for a new pair of shoes
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>>707281655
Good wishes I agree
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>>707284544
>I wish to die-
>WISH GRANTED
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>girls like me and not Kevin
>my dad comes back
>every game now and in the future with the ability to go into the game
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>>707284644
Just wish for money and you could pretty much have all that, cept everyone else having 6 inchers. But the women won't care about everyone else when you're rich. Way to be extremely insecure about yourself though
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>>707274949
you know that oxygen is a toxic substance, right?
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>>707271348
I wish to become invulnerable to damage caused by everything and anyone but myself.

I wish to be able to transform my appearance limitlessly and instantly.

I wish to not be affected by the laws made by people.
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1. I wish that my wishes could change your rules

2. I wish I could wish for more wishes

3. wish for infinite wishes
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>>707275541
Kys faggot
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>>707282901
Hey fuck you nigga, anime is the new and cool thing
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>>707284834
That wasn't my post but ok. And no I would much rather have a bigger dick than anyone on the planet than to just be "rich". Being rich is cool and you can get girls, but if they find some other guy with a 8 inch cock, and yours is 5, she gonna fuck him no matter how much money u got.
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>>707284834
Besides, I'm not insecure about my dick. This wish would just be cool because you could literally have a bigger dick than anyone on the planet.
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>i wish for 50 billion dollars
>all women will get super horny when they see me
>I can turn invisible at will and i wont be detected by anything

EZPZ lemon squeezy CS GO pro
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>>707278280
WHEN IM NOT AROUND
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>>707271348
I'd like the ability to go to any point in time that i want (past, present or future) as often as I want, and interact with people without any repercussions.
Immortality with the caveat that I can kill myself if I choose.
The ability to become an expert in anything, the way they do in the matrix
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>>707285953
I WISH I WAS SPECIAL
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>>707271348
wish to be able to wish for more wishes
wish for infinite wishes
wish for infinite money
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>>707286027
YOURE SO FUCKING SPECIAL
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>wish that I could wish for more wishes
>wish for more wishes
>wish for more genies to grant me wishes
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>>707286085
BUT IM A CREEP
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>>707286148
IM A WIERDO
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>>707271348
i wish for a magic stone that grants wishes
i win.
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>>707286192
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
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>>707286085
>>707286027
CAUSE I'M A CREEP
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>>707286249
I DONT BELONG HERE
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Wish for dubs
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I write everything i want on a piece of paper, taking my time with it. Wording it as if I already HAVE everything. Like.
I have the powers of superman.
I have the ability to heal anyone of anything including deformities from birth.
I can grant anyone immortality until they want to die, including myself.
That kind of thing.
Wish #1) I wish everything on this paper were true.
Save the other wishes.
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>money
>the ability to make what i imagine happen
>2 inches added to my dick for the double digits.
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>>707275630
> 6 feet of height granted
You are now 11 feet tall with a 3 inch penis
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>>707271348
wish 1.immortality
wish 2.infinite weed and soda
wish 3.the ability to charm any woman into sex
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omnipotence

done
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I want to try all of the world's dildos, have extra time for dragon dildo's.

Turn everyone into hot furries with extra large cocks.

Everyone thoughts always lead and tempt them into wild orgies.

...time to have a go at my bf and his friends.
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>>707275163
>2. A credit card with an infinite amount of money that would always return to my pocket.

But how it's a credit card
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>>707271348
Wish for omnipotence.

Figure the rest out later.
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I wish I was happy.
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>>707271348
>Money
>No taxes
>Ability to fly
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>>707287244
Well THAT'S fucking disgusting.
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>>707271348
1st wish: All species of parasitic worms no longer exist
2nd wish: Venus no longer suffers from runaway greenhouse effect and has a balmy climate with a large planetary ocean and many scattered islands
3rd wish: Trump is suddenly physically transformed into pic related. He still acts and speaks exactly the same, but this will turn the tide for BLM and SJW supporters to actually vote for him
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>I wish I was a little bit taller
>I wish I was a baller
>I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
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>>707271348
1 I wish that you could grant more wishes
2 wish for more wishes
3 ??profit??
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>I wish I could wish for more wishes

If that doesn't work

>I wish for more genies!
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>>707287244
DELET THIS
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>>707271348
1. Lifetime of wealth.
2. Find soulmate
3. Freedom
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>>707287934
It's okay, he might've really done it tonight
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>>707287934
>voting for a nigger
>again
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Powers like that of one above all - What i will will come to fruition, including my immortality, death, and rebirth
That is my only wish. 2ns is set the genie free
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>>707271348

>Infinite Money
>Immune to mental illness
>and for my tolerance to weed to forever be low af

let me party until I die from old age please
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>>707288646
I don't mind a racist nigger as long as he knows his proper place in society
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>>707271348
Wish to be accepted by anyone, anywhere for all time
immune to all diseases, sickness, aging itself and toxins(basically immortality until i get bored an an hero)
telekinesis
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>immortality, can only be broken by destroying an item bound to my life force
>power of polymorphism, can perfectly shapeshift into anything I please
>last wish is reserved
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>>707289080

What would you want to shape shift into? just out of curiosity, I myself couldn't image many practical uses for that...
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