Continued from previous tread.
Alright /b you decide what happens in this world. This time there are two tribes Red and Green.
State the team you want the event to happen to then roll.
Dubs choose = Minor event
Trips choose = Major event
Quads choose = Anything
Example: RED tribe builds a blacksmith
Top left/right corner shows resources for teams RED and GREEN:
Population, Food, Wood and stone
Resources are needed to build things.
half the Crusader died from starvation on their journey
12 Crusaders try converting the Red tribe, they refused due to strong beliefs for the Wolf God.
The Crusaders travel to convert the Green tribe, instead they band together because they had so much food and the Crusaders were hungry.
Green tribe +12 pop -10 food
The Green tribe are now christians
The crusaders are now allies with Green tribe
The blue chief leaves the green tribe and sets up camp by the bridge
The wolf god Harumbe appears. He is a gigantic wolf one story tall with pitch black fur. All the red tribe join him in his hunt. Immediately attack the green village. Use fire, when they run out defenseless, slaughter them all and feast.
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Dubs: town rapist rapes daughter of mayor
Trips: Mayor rapes his own daughter and it's published in local newspaper
Quads: Everybody rapes mayors daughter but the town rapist doesn't want too lose job so he burns the whole place to provide plot twist. Then the ghost of the burned mayor daughter raises out of ashe and kills town rapist who hided in nearby river to provide double plot twist because she in fact actually enjoyed being raped.
Red tribe builds another bridge
2 men from the red tribe join the blue prophet
The Blue prophet establishes a new Blue tribe, taking over the bridge.
The molemen by the beach turns out to be serial rapists
A Green tribe boy falls in love with a Red tribe girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s messenger pigeon. Never minding the strange pigeon, he immediately sends her a message through it, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he messaged is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Red tribe becomes slightly better economically and begins trade with the green tribe...
However, civil unrest unfolds due to racism and the fact the red tribe is monopolizing and basically slave laboring the green tribe for their new extended (yet own by red tribe) farms/ranches/mills
The giant crab starts to feel strange, he goes to his doctor and is diagnosed with hodgkins lymphoma and is told he only has a few months to live. He opts not to undergo chemotherapy and instead waits for death spending his last days with his 4 sons, Walter, Harmond, Osmond, and Jay.
Reroll... But instead the crab has no sons and chooses to live the remainder of his days in the cave to the west (after killing the serial rapist for newly found moral reasons)
Giant crab attributes his health to his faith in Jesus Christ. He spends most of his time trying to hand people bibles which is difficult because they're all wet and sliced apart by his pincers.
Winners so far. Visual update?
Also - dirty yellow Asian tribe sail in from the north
The tribes meet for a joint council on how to quell the rising fish threat. Food is served, but some one has posined the wine! It is very poor posion though, and instead of killing the tribal leadership, they all develop mild speech impediments
A mysterious cargo ship from the east trades knowledge for food and women.
Both tribes advance to Iron Age.
Both tribes lose 5 population and 5 food
The meteor hits a mud crab upstream mutating it into a giant crab
True love story develops between a younger, fragile female "halfcrabwoman" and merboy.
Like romeo and Juliet, they are discovered and war breaks out between mermen and blue tribe..
They halphlings are already born wearing baseball hats and with terminal cancer, while having to spend their last days with their four gay sons, each, Walter, Harmond, Osmond and Jay.
Crab trashes Green Camp. Leaves with a live child. A desperate mother wailing in its wake.
Green tribe forms a hunting party of 10 men.
8 die but they retrieve the child and bring back the dead lobster body.
Child is now Lich Mutant Crab. ur
rick wakes up and takes a long swig off his flask, turns to morty and says "ya-ya-ya know what, Morty? that world I just dreamt about seemed cool... if I was a fucking moron, with diseased tits for a brain. glad it was a fucking dream, otherwise i'd probably kill myself." morty shivers a bit "uuuuuh... rick? they kinda made it into a thing on 4chan" rick slowly lifts the portal gun to his temple "we*buuuuurp*lllll it's been fun, fuck you" and pulls the trigger. also check 'um.
The town meeting finds that the red tribe is sick of the green tribes recist shit against the haldcrab blue tribespeople.
They decide to wage war ..
A social justice war