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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well, /b/?
>>707268156
hitler did nothing wrong
>>707268156
I have no job
I'm voting for trump
>>707268156
OP is a faggot
>>707268156
You're not lone op. I once went to a Korean BBQ place with a friend. Had some green tea with my food forgetting that green tea helps digestion. I meet up with my girl after the meal. She was driving me home in a rush because she had to pick up her mom so she dropped me off at the base of a hill (not even joking). Of course, I start feeling pressure around my anus as I start walking, my legs start to feel weak, I feel almost feverish. I try to clench hard but it proved futile as I kept having to walk upward. I realize I can't hold it anymore without feeling sick as fuck, I start gagging and feeling nauseous, when I gagged my muscles reacted and I felt everything just pour onto my underwear and pants. It happened for a while as I kept walking up, I tried not to panic or cry just like op. I finally get home. I grab a towel, put it on the floor take my pants and boxers off, shove them in the washer (I didn't want to throw away my clothes lol) turned it on, ran to the shower and just cleaned off. Sat down in the shower for a minute or two just feeling like an fucking idiot.
Sorry, forgot the condoms
He's got more money
DYELLLLL
>>707268328
Came here to post that.
Make America great again
>>707268156
I'm actually a man.
>>707268156
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
>>707268156
Make America Great Again
"Please have my abortion."
>>707268156
SCOTLAND FOREVER, YARRRGGGHHHH BAGPIPES
Use my correct pronouns.
>>707268156
I don't pay whores
Do you like memes?
>>707268156
whats your dick size
>>707268570
Och aye, Scotland forever
You bring your sister?
9/11 was hilarious, slut
Live long and prosper
>>707268156
Your sister is hotter
I go on 4chan
>>707268156
My asshole is bleeding.
>>707268156
I post on 4chan
>>707268156
My name is moot
Hi, tits or gtfo
Doctor said it's AIDS
>>707268156
I am from /pol/
Hi my name is
By then they've usually left
>>707268610
Will you marry me
my mom baked hotpockets
>>707268650
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD FOOOOOORRRRRRREVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRR
Hey. You wanna vape?
>>707268328
Get the fuck out of here with that reddit shit
>>707268156
You looked bettter nude.
>>707268156
"Hi I'm your date"
>>707268156
You have fleas again.
>>707268156
That's why I'm castrated.
I like sucking cock
Hi sis, what's up?
>>707268156
Your vadge smells fishy
Sage
you have great tits
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
Seig heil, fuck niggers
Man I love 9gaga
Wanna see my penus?
>>707269223
Already said. Stop repeating a comment fag.
>>707268156
five foot eleven inches
If you like pina
Estrogen saved my sanity.
>>707268156
Omg, our periods synchronized...
Daddy needs his cummies
>>707268156
I have herpes?
The holocaust was hilarious
>>707269282
Sorry I posted and apparently it had already been posted in the time I typed those four words. Forgive me daddy
>>707268156
Where my tendies at?
You got the bill?
fuck off you cunt
>>707268156
I post bananas on 4chan
>>707268354
4 words faggot
>>707268156
Does this look infected?
Baroque is Classical Music
>>707268156
I'm gay for dads
Niggers tongue my anus.
is your mom easy?
fuck you , you bitch
you smell like soup.
hello I'm from Australia
>>707268156
My ex is black
>>707268655
>>707268388
>>707268156
women should not vote.
>>707268156
Its really 4 inches.
You got a dick?
Or you watch porn huh?
I drive a Prius.
Your growler smells dry
>>707268156
rape isn't crime here?
>>707268156
Hi, I'm a brony.
You look fat today
>>707268156
didn't bring my wallet
>>707268156
Make America Great Again
>>707268156
I'll have the tendies
>>707268156
a. I shat my pants.
b. your mom is hot
c. talk first, or fuck?
d. you look like boxxy.
e. I smell your vag.
f. hitler did nothing wrong
>>707268156
You look good... ish.
Ding dong, your dead.
9/11 was a hoax
>>707268156
I've never dated a
Dindu Nuffin Muh Niggaz
I wear clown suits
>>707269393
its literally the first reply in the thread, how slow of a typer are you?
took you 8 minutes to type out 4 words.
>>707269734
kek
Hitler is my hero
>>707268156
You brought your mom?
Is that a goiter?
I'm diagnosed as aspergic
Wanna milk a dick?
>>707268156
My mommy made tendies
>>707268156
Anyone horny in here?
There's only two genders
I'm actually an aquarius
>Aquarians, not even once
>>707268235
This
>>707268156
You dirty fucking cunt!
Fellate me now cunt
i like memes xdd
I still breast feed
>>707268156
your makeup looks awful.
MISSED LETHAL AT BLIZZCON!
Not your personal army.
You fucking wot m8?!
I don't eat ass.
TITS OR GTFO WHORE
Lets do butt stuff
Tickle my pickle daddy
My anus just exploded
Ducks have corkscrew penises
Whats your name again?
Bush did nine eleven
Damn lying profile pics
God I love rufies
NO NOT THE BEES
Do you like fedoras?
You ever watch mlp?
*Whispered* They are watching us
So about your sister
My wife doesnt know
Damn that lobsters sexy
I have an erection
Childbirth is for pussys
Negros arent people idiot!
>>707268156
Dick in pussy please?
>>707268235
>failing to appreciate Russian winters - from mud to cold
>didn't anticipate Russia moving production to the Caucuses/away from the front
>didn't appreciate the rail gauges, meaning trains had to switch from European gauge to Russian gauge, hindering logistics
>overestimated ability to take Russia via three fronts
>switched between different axis of advance in Russia and didn't do any of them well enough
>didn't take the far bank of the Volga in Stalingrad and let himself be encircled
>didn't get proper intel re: the T-34; failed to develop anti-tank weapons and had to repurpose the 88
>made all planes be developed with fighter capabilities and failed to develop strategic bombing
>failed to appreciate the effects of targeted allied bombing on critical parts supplies (e.g. ball bearing works and Romanian oil fields)
>didn't develop the atomic bomb properly, which could have theoretically saved WWII, especially by targeting London with a nuclear-armed V2
>killed 30 million Jews
i fucked my dad
Ever been to /b/?
Wanna see mah CP?
Is your sister single?
Dark souls ? Whats that?
what's your favorite anime?
I respect all women.
>>707268156
Who needs words?
>>707268156
You do anal right?
I'm grabbing that pussy
I will rape you
we're going dutch, right?
>>707268544
keked and checked
>>707268156
say bye to mommie
I voted for Trump
>>707268156
I | have | super | herpes!
Duhguys
>>707268156
Hey, what is up?
Shut up you whore!
Hillary Clinton is trustworthy
>>707268156
Handcuffs?It said 18.
>>707268156
Don't grab my pussy.
I fuck black guys.
I'm not your sister.
I have pubic lice.
I am a single mother.
I am a virgin.
Do you like anal?
My mother would agree.
James Van Der Beek
I'm in a band
PEE PEE TINKLE POTTY
Oh shit I'm broke.
I am super gay!
They'll never find you
>>707268156
can i habe pusi
Are those real babe?
>>707268156
I'm the biggest brony.
>>707268917
nice
i only do anal
>>707268156
im a harcord gamer.
>>707268156
'We split the bill'
>>707269531
Perth here
>>707270317
Everybody makes mistakes. Why blame Hitler tho?
Deus Vult, filthy Saracen!
I'm a hermaphroditic nigger
>>707270695
My boyfriend and i
whats your lizard name?
So, come here often?
>>707268156
I am not paying
>>707268156
I fucked your mom
>>707268156
You're paying for this.
Sharpie in your pooper?
Games are for losers
Hope you're paying, bitch!
Hey that's pretty good!
oops i just sharted
This date sucks ass.
>>707270029
>Is
>2
>>707268156
excuse me, Allahu akbar!
Arrow to the knee
>>707268156
Like my feminine penis?
I prefer blondes/redheads/brunettes
My meatus destroys tonsils
>>707268156
What smells like fish?
Allahu Akhbar, Allahu Akhbaaaarrrrrrrrr!
>>707268156
>I'm voting for Trump
sorry, I don't date people who's IQ is less than 3 digits.
Dress up like Moxxi.
I don't eat ass.
im black not nigger
>>707268156
Can i cum inside
Duck, that's my girlfriend.
And I am ouddahear!!!
>>707268156
I visit 4chan daily
Joey doesn't share food
>>707270426
Yeah, a simple hunting knife through the chest always does the trick.
You laugh, you lose.
Ima grab your pussy
I'm not following you
>>707268156
Do you like anal?
It won't suck itself.
Did you fuck Harambe?
Did you bring money?
Nope nope nope nope
My name is Hanibal
>>707270317
>killed 30 million jews
one of those is not like the other.
Check these epic dubs
>>707268156
i am a muslim
Sample of you hair?
>>707268156
Hello, I'm fully erect.
Not my proudest fap
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where is your hijab?
>>707268156
I love cheese pizza!
I'm a total rapist
I like necrophiliac beastiality
Wanna smell muh farts?
Hitler was my lover
I'm wearing a buttplug
Do you liek mudkips?
I am anonymous prime!
Muh dick...... Your ass
>>707268156
Ain't gonna suck itself
>>707270627
>I am a virgin
That wouldn't ruin a date.
want some milk ?
>>707268156
I have genital warts.
would fap to you
>>707268156
I might have herpes
>>707271124
Less that 1000? You retarded libtard faggot.
I sucked his cock
ever heard of 4chan?
>>707268969
severely underrated
Wanna catch some AIDS ??
Son of Bitch! Shit!
NEW CHALLENGE:
RUIN A DATE WITH ONE WORD
Birds are very important
/b/'s gonna love you!
>>707272368
Mitochondria
I only do anal
Hi ladies. I'm Frak
Lurk moar you newfag
I clop to ponies. ;)
Are you a guy?
Wanna do some scat?
I love muh CP
Muh mom does threesomes!
I've got Ebola HIV
You do rimjobs, right?
>I don't eat meat
>I am an atheist
>I am a feminist
>I am voting democrat
That would end it for me. Not messing with a person that has such a flagrant mental defect.
I crave that mineral
>>707268156
Make America Great Again.
>>707272368
Dungeon
>>707268156
I have three testes
>>707268156
You like genital warts?
>>707268156
man, i love cock
>>707268156
Call me captn' nigger
Down with child porn?
I wanna disembowl you.
Alex is a NIGGER
AssassassSs
>>707272368
Anime
>>707268266
bingo
>>707268156
Your sister was hotter.
Don't assume my gender
jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
Do you watch anime?
Have a rape fantasy?
I'm an emotional man
DRUMPF
>>707268156
I support Donald Trump
>>707268156
Memes for every occation
Your Mom looks hot!
>>707268156
we fucking or nah?
"I'm a conservative Christian."
>>707268156
You're under 18, right?
>>707268156
>do you like memes?
>>707268156
I'm voting for Hillary
>>707268833
it's not that bad and you got dubs. you deserve a reply
>>707268156
I am HIV positive
>>707268156
What the fuck did
>>707269440
Four words YOU faggot.
(Keep to the format.)
>>707269565
queen?
>>707268156
Make America Grate Again
I post on 4chan
Do you like anime?
>Communism's good in theory
i am a muslim
Paul Blart mall cop
