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Well, /b/?
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>>707268156
hitler did nothing wrong
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>>707268156
I have no job
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I'm voting for trump
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>>707268156
OP is a faggot
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>>707268156
You're not lone op. I once went to a Korean BBQ place with a friend. Had some green tea with my food forgetting that green tea helps digestion. I meet up with my girl after the meal. She was driving me home in a rush because she had to pick up her mom so she dropped me off at the base of a hill (not even joking). Of course, I start feeling pressure around my anus as I start walking, my legs start to feel weak, I feel almost feverish. I try to clench hard but it proved futile as I kept having to walk upward. I realize I can't hold it anymore without feeling sick as fuck, I start gagging and feeling nauseous, when I gagged my muscles reacted and I felt everything just pour onto my underwear and pants. It happened for a while as I kept walking up, I tried not to panic or cry just like op. I finally get home. I grab a towel, put it on the floor take my pants and boxers off, shove them in the washer (I didn't want to throw away my clothes lol) turned it on, ran to the shower and just cleaned off. Sat down in the shower for a minute or two just feeling like an fucking idiot.
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Sorry, forgot the condoms
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He's got more money
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DYELLLLL
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>>707268328
Came here to post that.
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Make America great again
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>>707268156
I'm actually a man.
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>>707268156
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
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>>707268156
Make America Great Again
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"Please have my abortion."
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>>707268156
SCOTLAND FOREVER, YARRRGGGHHHH BAGPIPES
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Use my correct pronouns.
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>>707268156
I don't pay whores
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Do you like memes?
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>>707268156
whats your dick size
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>>707268570
Och aye, Scotland forever
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You bring your sister?
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9/11 was hilarious, slut
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Live long and prosper
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>>707268156
Your sister is hotter
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I go on 4chan
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>>707268156
My asshole is bleeding.
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>>707268156
I post on 4chan
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>>707268156
My name is moot
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Hi, tits or gtfo
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Doctor said it's AIDS
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>>707268156
I am from /pol/
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Hi my name is

By then they've usually left
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>>707268610
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Will you marry me
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my mom baked hotpockets
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>>707268650
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD FOOOOOORRRRRRREVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRR
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Hey. You wanna vape?
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>>707268328
Get the fuck out of here with that reddit shit
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>>707268156
You looked bettter nude.
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>>707268156
"Hi I'm your date"
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>>707268156
You have fleas again.
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>>707268156
That's why I'm castrated.
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I like sucking cock
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Hi sis, what's up?
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>>707268156

Your vadge smells fishy
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Sage
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you have great tits
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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
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Seig heil, fuck niggers
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Man I love 9gaga
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Wanna see my penus?
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>>707269223
Already said. Stop repeating a comment fag.
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>>707268156
five foot eleven inches
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If you like pina
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Estrogen saved my sanity.
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>>707268156
Omg, our periods synchronized...
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Daddy needs his cummies
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>>707268156
I have herpes?
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The holocaust was hilarious
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>>707269282
Sorry I posted and apparently it had already been posted in the time I typed those four words. Forgive me daddy
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>>707268156
Where my tendies at?
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You got the bill?
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fuck off you cunt
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>>707268156
I post bananas on 4chan
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>>707268354
4 words faggot
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>>707268156
Does this look infected?
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Baroque is Classical Music
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>>707268156
I'm gay for dads
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Niggers tongue my anus.
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is your mom easy?
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fuck you , you bitch
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you smell like soup.
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hello I'm from Australia
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>>707268156
My ex is black
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>>707268655
>>707268388
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>>707268156
women should not vote.
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>>707268156
Its really 4 inches.
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You got a dick?
Or you watch porn huh?
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I drive a Prius.
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Your growler smells dry
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>>707268156
rape isn't crime here?
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>>707268156

Hi, I'm a brony.
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You look fat today
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>>707268156
didn't bring my wallet
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>>707268156
Make America Great Again
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>>707268156
I'll have the tendies
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>>707268156
a. I shat my pants.

b. your mom is hot

c. talk first, or fuck?

d. you look like boxxy.

e. I smell your vag.

f. hitler did nothing wrong
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>>707268156
You look good... ish.
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Ding dong, your dead.
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9/11 was a hoax
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>>707268156
I've never dated a
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Dindu Nuffin Muh Niggaz
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I wear clown suits
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>>707269393
its literally the first reply in the thread, how slow of a typer are you?

took you 8 minutes to type out 4 words.
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>>707269734
kek
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Hitler is my hero
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>>707268156
You brought your mom?
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Is that a goiter?
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I'm diagnosed as aspergic
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Wanna milk a dick?
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>>707268156
My mommy made tendies
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>>707268156
Anyone horny in here?
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There's only two genders
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I'm actually an aquarius

>Aquarians, not even once
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>>707268235
This
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>>707268156
You dirty fucking cunt!
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Fellate me now cunt
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i like memes xdd
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I still breast feed
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>>707268156
your makeup looks awful.
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MISSED LETHAL AT BLIZZCON!
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Not your personal army.
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You fucking wot m8?!
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I don't eat ass.
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TITS OR GTFO WHORE
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Lets do butt stuff
Tickle my pickle daddy
My anus just exploded
Ducks have corkscrew penises
Whats your name again?
Bush did nine eleven
Damn lying profile pics
God I love rufies
NO NOT THE BEES
Do you like fedoras?
You ever watch mlp?
*Whispered* They are watching us
So about your sister
My wife doesnt know
Damn that lobsters sexy
I have an erection
Childbirth is for pussys
Negros arent people idiot!
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>>707268156
Dick in pussy please?
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>>707268235
>failing to appreciate Russian winters - from mud to cold
>didn't anticipate Russia moving production to the Caucuses/away from the front
>didn't appreciate the rail gauges, meaning trains had to switch from European gauge to Russian gauge, hindering logistics
>overestimated ability to take Russia via three fronts
>switched between different axis of advance in Russia and didn't do any of them well enough
>didn't take the far bank of the Volga in Stalingrad and let himself be encircled
>didn't get proper intel re: the T-34; failed to develop anti-tank weapons and had to repurpose the 88
>made all planes be developed with fighter capabilities and failed to develop strategic bombing
>failed to appreciate the effects of targeted allied bombing on critical parts supplies (e.g. ball bearing works and Romanian oil fields)
>didn't develop the atomic bomb properly, which could have theoretically saved WWII, especially by targeting London with a nuclear-armed V2
>killed 30 million Jews
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i fucked my dad
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Ever been to /b/?
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Wanna see mah CP?
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Is your sister single?
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Dark souls ? Whats that?
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what's your favorite anime?
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I respect all women.
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>>707268156
Who needs words?
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>>707268156
You do anal right?
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I'm grabbing that pussy
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I will rape you
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we're going dutch, right?
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>>707268544
keked and checked
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>>707268156
say bye to mommie
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I voted for Trump
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>>707268156
I | have | super | herpes!

Duhguys
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>>707268156
Hey, what is up?
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Shut up you whore!
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Hillary Clinton is trustworthy
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>>707268156
Handcuffs?It said 18.
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>>707268156
Don't grab my pussy.

I fuck black guys.

I'm not your sister.

I have pubic lice.

I am a single mother.

I am a virgin.

Do you like anal?

My mother would agree.

James Van Der Beek
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I'm in a band
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PEE PEE TINKLE POTTY
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Oh shit I'm broke.
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I am super gay!
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They'll never find you
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>>707268156
can i habe pusi
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Are those real babe?
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>>707268156
I'm the biggest brony.
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>>707268917
nice
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i only do anal
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>>707268156
im a harcord gamer.
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>>707268156
'We split the bill'
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>>707269531
Perth here
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>>707270317
Everybody makes mistakes. Why blame Hitler tho?
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Deus Vult, filthy Saracen!
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I'm a hermaphroditic nigger
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>>707270695
My boyfriend and i
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whats your lizard name?
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So, come here often?
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>>707268156
I am not paying
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>>707268156
I fucked your mom
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>>707268156
You're paying for this.
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Sharpie in your pooper?
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Games are for losers
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Hope you're paying, bitch!
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Hey that's pretty good!
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oops i just sharted
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This date sucks ass.
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>>707270029
>Is
>2
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>>707268156
excuse me, Allahu akbar!
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Arrow to the knee
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>>707268156

Like my feminine penis?
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I prefer blondes/redheads/brunettes
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My meatus destroys tonsils
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>>707268156
What smells like fish?
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Allahu Akhbar, Allahu Akhbaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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>>707268156
>I'm voting for Trump

sorry, I don't date people who's IQ is less than 3 digits.
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Dress up like Moxxi.
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I don't eat ass.
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im black not nigger
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>>707268156
Can i cum inside
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Duck, that's my girlfriend.
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And I am ouddahear!!!
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>>707268156
I visit 4chan daily
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Joey doesn't share food
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>>707270426
Yeah, a simple hunting knife through the chest always does the trick.
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You laugh, you lose.
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Ima grab your pussy
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I'm not following you
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>>707268156
Do you like anal?
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It won't suck itself.
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Did you fuck Harambe?
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Did you bring money?
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Nope nope nope nope
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My name is Hanibal
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>>707270317
>killed 30 million jews
one of those is not like the other.
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Check these epic dubs
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>>707268156
i am a muslim
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Sample of you hair?
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>>707268156

Hello, I'm fully erect.
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Not my proudest fap
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FUCKING NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Where is your hijab?
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>>707268156
I love cheese pizza!
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I'm a total rapist

I like necrophiliac beastiality

Wanna smell muh farts?

Hitler was my lover

I'm wearing a buttplug

Do you liek mudkips?

I am anonymous prime!

Muh dick...... Your ass
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>>707268156
Ain't gonna suck itself
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>>707270627
>I am a virgin

That wouldn't ruin a date.
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want some milk ?
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>>707268156
I have genital warts.
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would fap to you
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>>707268156
I might have herpes
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>>707271124

Less that 1000? You retarded libtard faggot.
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I sucked his cock
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ever heard of 4chan?
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>>707268969
severely underrated
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Wanna catch some AIDS ??
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Son of Bitch! Shit!
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NEW CHALLENGE:
RUIN A DATE WITH ONE WORD
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Birds are very important
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/b/'s gonna love you!
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>>707272368
Mitochondria
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I only do anal
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Hi ladies. I'm Frak
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Lurk moar you newfag
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I clop to ponies. ;)
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Are you a guy?

Wanna do some scat?

I love muh CP

Muh mom does threesomes!

I've got Ebola HIV
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You do rimjobs, right?
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>I don't eat meat
>I am an atheist
>I am a feminist
>I am voting democrat

That would end it for me. Not messing with a person that has such a flagrant mental defect.
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I crave that mineral
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>>707268156
Make America Great Again.
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>>707272368
Dungeon
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>>707268156
I have three testes
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>>707268156
You like genital warts?
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>>707268156
man, i love cock
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>>707268156
Call me captn' nigger
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Down with child porn?
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I wanna disembowl you.
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Alex is a NIGGER
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AssassassSs
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>>707272368
Anime
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>>707268266
bingo
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>>707268156
Your sister was hotter.
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Don't assume my gender
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jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
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Do you watch anime?
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Have a rape fantasy?
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I'm an emotional man
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DRUMPF
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>>707268156
I support Donald Trump
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>>707268156
Memes for every occation
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Your Mom looks hot!
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>>707268156
we fucking or nah?
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"I'm a conservative Christian."
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>>707268156

You're under 18, right?
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>>707268156
>do you like memes?
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>>707268156
I'm voting for Hillary
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>>707268833
it's not that bad and you got dubs. you deserve a reply
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>>707268156
I am HIV positive
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>>707268156
What the fuck did
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>>707269440
Four words YOU faggot.
(Keep to the format.)
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>>707269565
queen?
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>>707268156
Make America Grate Again
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I post on 4chan
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Do you like anime?
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>Communism's good in theory
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i am a muslim
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Paul Blart mall cop
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