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going to mcdonald's trips decide what I buy
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Hungry?
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>>707265692
ye just woke up after getting shit faced
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2x Big Mac
2x Quarter Pounder w/ cheese
2x Large Fries
2x Dessert Item
1x Large Drink

Eat all of it in the store parking lot while glaring at the people inside.
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>>707265527
30 mcchikens
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>>707265959
Rerull

>>707266095
Post more
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>>707266095
Is that the bitch Cumia slapped the shit out of?
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>>707265959
This. And some chicken nuggets
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30 big macs and you must eat them all in one day
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>>707266602
ima rerolling
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>>707266663
one last time
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>>707265527
25 big macs
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>>707266717
reroll
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A single burned Chicken Nugget.
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A mcgangbang. -a Mcchicken in between the meat of a mcdouble.
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>>707266773
who is that
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>>707266773
jesuz fuckin' crhisssss
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
those tits
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>>707266831
reroll
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Get some nuggets, fires, a mcchicken and a burger. Enjoy, op. You deserve it.
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>>707265527
cheeseburger with no cheese.

chicken mcnuggets and a mcflurry. dip the nuggets in the flurry.
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>>707266831
reroll
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ass
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Two side salats and a smoothie
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>>707266988
>fires
Fires?
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mcgangbang
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>>707265527
Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold Coca-Cola
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>>707266831
come on baby give me trips
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>>707265527
the same shit
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Buy a mcdouble, remove top bun, masturbate until you cum on inside of top bun, post pic of load on said bun with timestamp.

Put bun back on burger, eat your burger
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a salad
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plain bun
20 pc mcnugget extra crispy
water with extra salt
dip the bun in the water and put the nuggets in
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Get a large soda and trip and spill it everywhere and then do it again after you refill it
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>>707267107
I'm an idiot. Fried.

English is not my first language.

As an apology, here's a picture of Yoki Muri with a slightly misleading file name.
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>>707266831
Rollin
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Order a happy meal
Eat it while staring at the counter
Throw the box on the ground
Leave looking angry
Come back
Order another
Repeat until someone gets pissed
Leave peacefully
Go to Any rival Chain
Order a drink
Sit in the parking lot with the drink looking pissed and/or high
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>>707265527
muh dick
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>>707267344
>fried
retard fucks it up again
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demand tacos until they force you to leave
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Get an El maco menu. Hurry, before the time limited offer runs out.
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>>707265527
You're not lone op. I once went to a Korean BBQ place with a friend. Had some green tea with my food forgetting that green tea helps digestion. I meet up with my girl after the meal. She was driving me home in a rush because she had to pick up her mom so she dropped me off at the base of a hill (not even joking). Of course, I start feeling pressure around my anus as I start walking, my legs start to feel weak, I feel almost feverish. I try to clench hard but it proved futile as I kept having to walk upward. I realize I can't hold it anymore without feeling sick as fuck, I start gagging and feeling nauseous, when I gagged my muscles reacted and I felt everything just pour onto my underwear and pants. It happened for a while as I kept walking up, I tried not to panic or cry just like op. I finally get home. I grab a towel, put it on the floor take my pants and boxers off, shove them in the washer (I didn't want to throw away my clothes lol) turned it on, ran to the shower and just cleaned off. Sat down in the shower for a minute or two just feeling like an fucking idiot.
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Medium #2 to go.
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>Order to go
>Recieve bag and throw food away
>Eat the bag and napkins
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>>707265527
mchicken with cheese
2 apple pies
mcdouble extra pickles
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>>707267427
They don't serve your dick at McDonalds, anon.
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>>707267642
Rollll
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>>707267535
wut
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>>707265527
A nigger
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rolling for a stack of frozen hamburger patties
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Order 1 small order of fries
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Order the drive through attendant's phone number
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>>707266706
roll
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>>707265527
just lots of chicken nuggets
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>>707267642
Rollin
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>>707265527
bean taco
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>>707267890
reroll
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>>707265527
Order a shamrock shake
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>>707267971
rerool
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>>707268051
fuck, again
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>>707267535
you should of just threw them away your washer probably smells like shit now
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>>707266742
Know the Name by chance?
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>>707267642
roll
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>>707266831
roll
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>>707265527
7 big macs
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Triple Mega Mac
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>>707266831
Roll
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>>707268349
>>707268519
roll
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order the cashiers phone number
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>>707266831
this thread will never end
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>>707265527
a bag of apples from the happy meal
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>>707265527
Order a angry whopper
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>>707266831
Rollin
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apple slices
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dumping my mascot porn
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>>707266831
Rollin
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>>707268681
Reroll
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food
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20 ice cream cones
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>>707266831
this
LORD KEK BLESS MY GETS
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>>707265527
a bag of big mac sauce
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>>707268829
reroll
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>>707266831
Roll
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>>707265527
a one way ticket to diabetes
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>>707265527
100 big macs
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>>707265527

You don't "buy" you faggot. Instead you "steal" whatever the fuck you want.

Want 15 big Macs? You got it!

Want 500 nuggets? You got it!

The trick is to pretend you have a gun and imply you are holding them up. You may even get FREE CASH!!!

Do it op!
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>>707266773
holy fuck, who dat?
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frozen chicken nuggets and a crate of barbecue sauce
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>>707266831
bless me with trips oh lord
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Nothing
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>>707267642
Roll
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>>707266831
this
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>>707268951
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KFC
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>>707266831
rolling for this
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>>707268993
I'm not that gullible newfriend.
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this is never going to end
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An empty drinking container, and enough packets of barbeque sauce to fill it up. One straw.
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a cheeseburger
a mcchicken
50 nuggets
10 large fries
100 packs of sweet and sour sauce

make a mountain and cover it in sauce
eat the whole thing while making sex noises
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A whopper
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>>707266903
>>707269003

Jaycee West - ya Gaylords!
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>>707269333
WINRAR
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>>707269333
WINRAR
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>>707269333
WINRAR
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you need to order a small fry packet, full entirely of salt. A fresh fish filet, with no tartar, fresh onions, and a lot of garlic mayo. One large drinks cup filled entirely with ice, and seventeen fries over one inch long.
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>>707269333
He has spoken
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>>707269333
There, finally. Aren't you happy you won't have to ask for a single, burnt chicken nugget, OP? OP?
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>>707269333
OP better deliver
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now we wait for OP to not deliver
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mcnuggets meal
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>>707269333
extra points if you add your own cum
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>>707269333
ok I will post results just keep the thread alive until I can take a pic.
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>>707265527
how long til we see OP?
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bump
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>>707269765
Get the burned chicken Nugget too. You're going to want something to eat.
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>>707268930
omfg yes
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>>707269998
Fuck
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>>707270000
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I'm on my way now, f the bread dies I'll make a new bread posting the result.
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bump
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How do you know if you're gay /b/
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>>707270437
Suck a guys dick. You never know until you know.
If you're like me, you will say, "meh, this dick isn't for me" and move on
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bumb
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an hour with the homeless guy outside
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check em
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bump
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OP no deliver
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>>707270437
visit trap thread with 200+ image posts and look at every full sized image for 10+ seconds, if your penis hardens or grows in any form you are just straight up gay.
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>>707270437
I guess I've been kind of bicurious-curious myself. I do think sex is sex, so if it feels sexually stimulating, gay sex would work just as easily as masturbation, but it's just mechanical stimulation still. Attraction and desire for me has always been the opposite sex. So while I've never actually had gay sex, I actually believe I would be able to enjoy it, and still consider myself heterosexual afterwards.
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>>707265527
Crispy chicken snack wrap
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>>707271813
I regret nothing
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>>707270437
I touched my friend's dick by accident once, now I know I'm not gay
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order 8 cola drinks and 1 lemonade and while leaving trip over a little child
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>>707272021
you make me sick
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>>707272049
are you sure about that?
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bump
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>>707265527
Came into the thread only to download OP's image
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>>707265527
One of the booths
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>>707272733
Thanks for bumping, still.
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