I'm an idiot. Fried.
English is not my first language.
As an apology, here's a picture of Yoki Muri with a slightly misleading file name.
Order a happy meal
Eat it while staring at the counter
Throw the box on the ground
Leave looking angry
Repeat until someone gets pissed
Go to Any rival Chain
Order a drink
Sit in the parking lot with the drink looking pissed and/or high
You're not lone op. I once went to a Korean BBQ place with a friend. Had some green tea with my food forgetting that green tea helps digestion. I meet up with my girl after the meal. She was driving me home in a rush because she had to pick up her mom so she dropped me off at the base of a hill (not even joking). Of course, I start feeling pressure around my anus as I start walking, my legs start to feel weak, I feel almost feverish. I try to clench hard but it proved futile as I kept having to walk upward. I realize I can't hold it anymore without feeling sick as fuck, I start gagging and feeling nauseous, when I gagged my muscles reacted and I felt everything just pour onto my underwear and pants. It happened for a while as I kept walking up, I tried not to panic or cry just like op. I finally get home. I grab a towel, put it on the floor take my pants and boxers off, shove them in the washer (I didn't want to throw away my clothes lol) turned it on, ran to the shower and just cleaned off. Sat down in the shower for a minute or two just feeling like an fucking idiot.
They don't serve your dick at McDonalds, anon.
You don't "buy" you faggot. Instead you "steal" whatever the fuck you want.
Want 15 big Macs? You got it!
Want 500 nuggets? You got it!
The trick is to pretend you have a gun and imply you are holding them up. You may even get FREE CASH!!!
Do it op!
you need to order a small fry packet, full entirely of salt. A fresh fish filet, with no tartar, fresh onions, and a lot of garlic mayo. One large drinks cup filled entirely with ice, and seventeen fries over one inch long.
ok I will post results just keep the thread alive until I can take a pic.
I'm on my way now, f the bread dies I'll make a new bread posting the result.
I guess I've been kind of bicurious-curious myself. I do think sex is sex, so if it feels sexually stimulating, gay sex would work just as easily as masturbation, but it's just mechanical stimulation still. Attraction and desire for me has always been the opposite sex. So while I've never actually had gay sex, I actually believe I would be able to enjoy it, and still consider myself heterosexual afterwards.
Came into the thread only to download OP's image
Thanks for bumping, still.