Dont want bf, but if you have ass at discount ill buy that.
looking to buy qt tiny boy with issues to fix and love tenderly
you underestimate how endearing my trust can be
Presidential candidate drinking games are a bad idea and I just threw up.
Congratulations, you now hold a record in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards.
What were the rules?
i'm ok with making mistakes
39 drinks of various mixed drinks
www. debatedrinking .com
Anyone who would have fuck with me, apparently.
Yes, it's called retardation.
Not really, the average retard looks like a retard. All covered in disgusting shit with weird faces and dead eyes.
kek, that sounds pretty fun. I always wanted to play drinking games! Have more fun for me!
I don't know about that. I guess I'd have fuck with you and I'm not retarded, if that's any consolation.
he's a fat fuck who can't clean up after hisself and i hate him. plus his chub is blocking me from even seeing his dick in the first place
I really don't think breakups have affected me enough to feel "heartbroken". if anything it's just disappointment for a few days and a little bit of sadness. Doesn't last for more than a month.
>I'm not retarded
This is where the lies start.
I get that a lot.
I don't want to die tonight thanks thougj.
>that fucking feel when some stupid furfag's shitty "art" is actually more normal than the actual interactions between gay men
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
You know I'm not a liar.
Being called a retard?
Actually put effort into your rigmaroles.
Atleast I can see my own penis
I mean, when its not down your throat
Actual men are shit. 2d furry men are better.
You get being retarded?
I could use a shower now, also have some gumbo.
I don't know what is happening. I don't speak retardese.
truck yeah gumbo
looks wise, personality wise they suck
thats why feminine guys are the best
Because everyone wants "Theirs" and wants to take away everyone elses.
Its aint gunna change, just go with it and hopefully get lucky and take away the "Theirs" from them.
Tonight it was a couple raspberry whitneys and an amaretto sour.
Demos can be like that /g/ screencap where the NEET has a jail under his bed with a femboy who he's treats like a pet and feeds hormones to.
No one has good taste in music anymore. All the good shit is underground or old
it doesn't have to be "good". It just has to agree with my tastes.
I enjoyed it. A couple friends came over to drink for the presidential debates then left.
lol fun. now what will you do for the evening?
Cry, fap, maybe drink a bit more?
>he doesn't know Waylon Jennings, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard or Jerry Reed
What's it like having the desire to be such a pleb?
Not sure why but IRL I'm not attracted to males, but for some reason I am with the Furry people. Anyone else feel like this? Perhaps because they're a little more feminine.
my eyes hurt. my body feels like ive blown out my muscles .
howre you dude?
oh i guess it could be
you mean Hank Williams III
Townes van Zandt is the best country singer.
>tfw a toy is hard to get out or goes missing
Yeah, most folks aren't that red-pilled. But go back to bragging on myspace about how much of an audiophile you are and how you listen to everything (except rap & country, xd el oh el :^).
All country is shit. You people are shit. SHIT
I like how there are two very different discussions going on, one about gay furry porn and one about country music.
I'm more partial to Hank Jr, myself.
>guy who wrote Pancho and Lefty
I knew that name sounded familiar.
soon you will be all better
why wouldn't it be much better?
Snarf tell katten to come over here and fuck me while I'm still somewhat intoxicated.
I forgot trying to bug you is an exercise in futility.
I understand your frustration.
crying and drinking while fapping just sounds too fun though
> . . .
Yeah im not easily annoyed
Yeah, he wrote that, his version from the Old Quarter '73 is the best version of it. Live at the Old Quarter 1973 is the greatest country album I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. Also, Hank Sr. is the only Hank Williams worth a damn.
Had a PBJ sammich. It was dank.
You can hear the crowd actually get quieter as the album progresses until there is absolute silence beyond Townes and his guitar.
Who is your favorite country musician, Chicken?
You should have a BLT - Banana Lettuce Tomato.
Oh no, far from it. Even got back to the gym. Just been busy.
who looks like poop? not you
Hmm... not sure really. Don't listen to a lot of country.
I personally couldn't ever quite get into Hank Sr, very much an old Nashville artist and my gateway to country was through Waylon and the outlaws so Jr always sat better with me- Before his stuff started getting rather political, anyway. Hank III isn't worth a rat's ass in any case.
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How much for this lil shit?
Worrm in yo butt
You should. You get some of the most complicated finger picking from some of those country musicians. Townes's playing is astounding.
When I listen to country I'm looking for honesty and emotion. It's why Cash, Hank Sr., and van Zandt are my favorite, van Zandt being the one that stands out above them all. Coe, Jennings, Twitty, and Haggard are all pretty great too. Beyond that I sort of tune out, unless we're talking about contemporary country musicians, in which I go for the ones like Will Oldham, Gillian Welch, and Jesse Sykes.
Longish story short, there's a dude I've always wanted to date, for about the last 10 years. Got shot down. Sees me more like a little brother than anything else.
I can't get into that bullshit pop country garbage they play on the radio around here. Men and their trucks. They got this one song where the guy says he meets the love of his life in a bar, but the woman sounds like an absolute dunce, and at the end of the song he plays the song on his guitar that they first danced to in that bar, and she's like, I been listening to the radio waiting for them to play it! And it's supposed to be romantic, but all I can think is, he's fucking playing it on a guitar in front of you, it's not on the radio, so your comment makes no fucking sense you absolute retard.
Check out his song Lungs, very complicated picking in that one.
It's not so bad. It was basically just stretches.
Gym is more fun and way cheaper
Damn. And hello!
I will now. I just remembered that /i do like Chet Atkins and Doc Watson
Yeah, his songs tend to be because of how bleak they are. He's broken, he's tired, and all he wants to do is rest in eternal peace, but he can't.
That one I figured you'd be most interested in because of his playing.
And who says I wasnt?
How are you Snarf?
A pound of pennies is worth around $1.50 so $150.
1.24 BP to 1 USD.
I'm too tired to actually think this through further
8 years ain't nothin
And I haven't looked into it. Been a month is all
He's known me since freshmen year of high school, like a month after he got out of the Army. Taught me how to drive, I later turned to his advice during my time in the Army. Didn't let himself go like most veterans do. I play poker with his buddies on Thursday despite not knowing how to play, somehow not the worst player at the table.
Getting over a cold. But mostly depressed tonight.
So tell my baby I said so long
Tell my mother I did no wrong
Tell my brother to watch his own
And tell my friends to mourn me none.
That's older than my dad, also I have standards.
Get on it, there's tax shit and shit for not having insurance since obama-care
I guess. I mean I'm flattered and grateful that he considers me family. I find it tragic that he's aesthetically what I'm attracted to, we share a lot of the same interests and have similar life experiences as veterans but doomed to never be with him
oh lol not at all
i think of it as that the universe or whatever doesnt want you two together that way because it will probably lead to something horrible if you do.
What have you been up to?
>About 6'3" 210lb, mostly muscle
>Cooks me steak whenever I come over
>Loves guns and America as much as I do
>White with a beard
The universe can go fuck itself
i was just distracted and didnt reply.
maybe if you got together somethign would happen and you would end in a big fight and not even talk anymore?