selling bf
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selling bf
buying bf
100k
buying bf 10 gp
Other player has accepted.
damn
there's a whole market for bfs
say that to my main not my alt see what happens
How many gbps do you want?
I've saved 80, that's enough for 10 days of chicken tendies.
god damn it
Dont want bf, but if you have ass at discount ill buy that.
>gigabits per second
good boy points
>>707263400
ur
a
fgt
>>707263691
its used
>>707263742
Im decaying in OW because I cbfed playing
Rip pro career
Monitoring
looking to buy qt tiny boy with issues to fix and love tenderly
Buying fresh ass only.
>>707263821
get fucked you stupid nerd
or git gud
http://media-giphy17.com.br/jvbvvvvieu9f.jpg
well ill be damned
>>707263909
Only to get stabbed in the back
>>707264136
you underestimate how endearing my trust can be
Presidential candidate drinking games are a bad idea and I just threw up.
the debate is so fucking wack
turned it off after the second applause scolding
>>707264278
Not good enough
>>707264357
Congratulations, you now hold a record in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards.
>>707264357
What were the rules?
>>707264576
I wonder what the record is for fucking the retarded
>>707264572
i'm ok with making mistakes
uncut>cut
no
>>707264754
but that's wrong
>>707264735
Mistakes that will get your heart torn out
>>707264686
Who would fuck a retard?
why do my room mates pee with the bathroom door open
ugh
>>707264820
>>707264798
fuck you
>>707264981
they want you to see
>>707264576
39 drinks of various mixed drinks
>>707264623
www. debatedrinking .com
>>707264981
Close the door for him.
>>707264971
Nibi. The average retard meets his insane standards
>complaining about free pee pee views
![[GETS SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE].png](https://i.imgur.com/py76T1w.png "[GETS SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE].png")
EISEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>707264971
Anyone who would have fuck with me, apparently.
>>707265112
Yes, it's called retardation.
>>707265269
Not really, the average retard looks like a retard. All covered in disgusting shit with weird faces and dead eyes.
what
>>707265112
kek, that sounds pretty fun. I always wanted to play drinking games! Have more fun for me!
>>707265401
I don't know about that. I guess I'd have fuck with you and I'm not retarded, if that's any consolation.
he's a fat fuck who can't clean up after hisself and i hate him. plus his chub is blocking me from even seeing his dick in the first place
>>707264964
I really don't think breakups have affected me enough to feel "heartbroken". if anything it's just disappointment for a few days and a little bit of sadness. Doesn't last for more than a month.
>>707265112
This sounds like a bad idea
>>707265716
>I'm not retarded
This is where the lies start.
>hisself
himself*
oh gross he's fat
>>707265867
>he's a fat fuck
I feel your pain.
>>707266047
>>707266047
>>707266047
you're fat too
dubs confirms
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>When AM thinks he isnt fat.
>>707266176
more cushin for da pushin
>>707265477
I get that a lot.
>>707265630
I don't want to die tonight thanks thougj.
>>707265884
It was.
>>707266380
no you're just gross
>>707265956
>that fucking feel when some stupid furfag's shitty "art" is actually more normal than the actual interactions between gay men
>>707266434
>>707266434
>>707266434
>>707266434
>>707266434
>>707266434
if that's more normal than most gay people i'd like to kill myself now
>>707266434
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
>>707265956
You know I'm not a liar.
>>707266418
Being called a retard?
>When blubberboys thing they aren't gross
>>707266775
Shit meme
1/10
Actually put effort into your rigmaroles.
>>707266775
No just plain being retarded
Atleast I can see my own penis
I mean, when its not down your throat
>>707266584
Actual men are shit. 2d furry men are better.
>>707266998
That's fine.
>>707267069
You get being retarded?
i don't want to live with these people anymore
>>707267151
>Actual men are shit.
I know. I don't understand why men can't just act like normal fucking human beings.
>>707267481
go live under eisens bed
>>707267340
Is.
>>707267156
I could use a shower now, also have some gumbo.
>>707267811
>>707267745
Because women are better than men
>>707267855
I don't know what is happening. I don't speak retardese.
>>707267855
truck yeah gumbo
i mean there's a futon under my bed
>>707267905
>>707267983
looks wise, personality wise they suck
thats why feminine guys are the best
it works i suppose
>>707268127
pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt
>>707268128
And alcohol
>>707268275
ill take it
>>707263932
> ("hohh~*") :o
>>707268446
What did he mean by this?
>>707268446
what kinds
>>707267745
Because everyone wants "Theirs" and wants to take away everyone elses.
Its aint gunna change, just go with it and hopefully get lucky and take away the "Theirs" from them.
>>707267983
>>707268200
You have it completely backwards. Men are demons. Women at least have the potential to be decent people. But I'm not even remotely attracted to women.
>>707268582
Tonight it was a couple raspberry whitneys and an amaretto sour.
but do women have good taste in music?
Demos can be like that /g/ screencap where the NEET has a jail under his bed with a femboy who he's treats like a pet and feeds hormones to.
>>707268779
>>707268779
oh that sounds gooood
>>707265956
> ("aw~") :c
>>707268811
No one has good taste in music anymore. All the good shit is underground or old
>>707268815
This one
>>707268971
it doesn't have to be "good". It just has to agree with my tastes.
>>707269013
>>707268964
I enjoyed it. A couple friends came over to drink for the presidential debates then left.
>>707269013
Hi Nibi
>>707269013
which brand of bleach is the tastiest?
>>707267069
> ["YyeEew'uh--Mmh~hehhheEeEueweEu~°"]
>>707269437
lol fun. now what will you do for the evening?
>>707269664
the one with ammonia
>>707269735
Cry, fap, maybe drink a bit more?
>they don't listen to country
>fap
>in the evening
>>707269735
How're you?
>>707270115
sounds pretty nice~
>>707270285
Sex and cuddling sound better.
johnny cash is the only good country
i've never had any desire to listen to country, good or bad.
>>707270423
>he doesn't know Waylon Jennings, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard or Jerry Reed
>>707270545
What's it like having the desire to be such a pleb?
>>707270617
yeah no clue
Not sure why but IRL I'm not attracted to males, but for some reason I am with the Furry people. Anyone else feel like this? Perhaps because they're a little more feminine.
>>707270705
SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
>>707270283
my eyes hurt. my body feels like ive blown out my muscles .
howre you dude?
>>707270414
oh i guess it could be
>>707270423
you mean Hank Williams III
>>707269437
Stop posting that, you KUNT.
>>707270836
A bit better than I was last night
Townes van Zandt is the best country singer.
>tfw a toy is hard to get out or goes missing
Hahaha
Hi guys!
>>707270885
> "Continue?"
>>707270717
Yeah, most folks aren't that red-pilled. But go back to bragging on myspace about how much of an audiophile you are and how you listen to everything (except rap & country, xd el oh el :^).
All country is shit. You people are shit. SHIT
FUCK YOU
>>707270836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
>>707271194
>>707271166
what
>>707271194
I like how there are two very different discussions going on, one about gay furry porn and one about country music.
>>707271262
> (...a heart, maybe?)
>>707270836
I'm more partial to Hank Jr, myself.
>>707271009
>guy who wrote Pancho and Lefty
I knew that name sounded familiar.
>>707270986
good~
soon you will be all better
>>707271050
how spoopy
>>707271211
wew~
me rn
>>707270836
>could be
why wouldn't it be much better?
>>707271211
Snarf tell katten to come over here and fuck me while I'm still somewhat intoxicated.
>>707271262
I got it, dont worry.
>>707271287
I forgot trying to bug you is an exercise in futility.
>>707271194
I understand your frustration.
>>707271434
crying and drinking while fapping just sounds too fun though
>>707271377
> . . .
>>707271416
It was just so awkward
>>707271649
So I'm living the dream? RIP me
>>707271573
> ["you don't have nothing~."]
>>707271700
poor guy :c
I haven't anything going on tonight.
How are you all?
>>707271631
> x}
>>707271913
What?
>>707271631
Yeah im not easily annoyed
>>707271412
Yeah, he wrote that, his version from the Old Quarter '73 is the best version of it. Live at the Old Quarter 1973 is the greatest country album I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. Also, Hank Sr. is the only Hank Williams worth a damn.
>>707271910
Pretty much~. =]
>>707272002
Had a PBJ sammich. It was dank.
>>707271416
Looking good wem~
>>707271649
Too much American Horror Story
>>707271940
I'm still not sure if there's a word to describe it
>>707272002
You aren't dead I see
>>707272167
Nice! Crunchy or smooth?
>>707272002
>>707272187
looking like poooooop
i hate the J in PBJ's
You can hear the crowd actually get quieter as the album progresses until there is absolute silence beyond Townes and his guitar.
>>707272002
Who is your favorite country musician, Chicken?
>>707272340
if there was a word what would it be?
>>707272445
>>707272445
>>707272445
PB is all you need
>>707272432
Not to me c;
>>707272345
Smooth
>>707272445
You should have a BLT - Banana Lettuce Tomato.
>>707272541
Really? J's my favorite part
>>707271050
Hunnibuns!
>>707271416
MEOW.
>>707272709
wemmm
>>707272600
pfff
>>707272340
Oh no, far from it. Even got back to the gym. Just been busy.
>>707272432
wurf
who looks like poop? not you
>>707272480
Hmm... not sure really. Don't listen to a lot of country.
>>707272626
Hell yeah
>>707272527
Bro-zoning? I'm not sure
>>707272100
I personally couldn't ever quite get into Hank Sr, very much an old Nashville artist and my gateway to country was through Waylon and the outlaws so Jr always sat better with me- Before his stuff started getting rather political, anyway. Hank III isn't worth a rat's ass in any case.
Anyone ever have a Peanut Butter Pickle sammich?
>>707272794
So you finished pt without any complication
>>707272794
yes meeeee
>>707272797
what does that mean
>>707272821
Nah, pb and banana is good though
>>707272959
The complication was that my health insurance ran out
>>707273175
Pffff. Prove it. I don't believe you
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me *licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
How much for this lil shit?
>>707272770
Mrrow
>>707273360
he's free since he's not real
>>707273360
15 to life.
>>707273294
here is a selfie
>>707273391
worrm
>>707273693
Cute as ever
>>707272770
Kitty, cheer me up.
>>707273477
Fuck...
>>707273693
Worrm in yo butt
>>707273340
> *sensedstress*
> ...
>>707272794
You should. You get some of the most complicated finger picking from some of those country musicians. Townes's playing is astounding.
>>707272804
When I listen to country I'm looking for honesty and emotion. It's why Cash, Hank Sr., and van Zandt are my favorite, van Zandt being the one that stands out above them all. Coe, Jennings, Twitty, and Haggard are all pretty great too. Beyond that I sort of tune out, unless we're talking about contemporary country musicians, in which I go for the ones like Will Oldham, Gillian Welch, and Jesse Sykes.
>>707273175
Longish story short, there's a dude I've always wanted to date, for about the last 10 years. Got shot down. Sees me more like a little brother than anything else.
>>707273294
Oh man
>>707274136
You have a slow leak Katty?
>>707274166
I might
If someone cares; I'm sorry. Good night. Bye.
>>707274486
ohhhh. :/
>>707274507
lol
I can't get into that bullshit pop country garbage they play on the radio around here. Men and their trucks. They got this one song where the guy says he meets the love of his life in a bar, but the woman sounds like an absolute dunce, and at the end of the song he plays the song on his guitar that they first danced to in that bar, and she's like, I been listening to the radio waiting for them to play it! And it's supposed to be romantic, but all I can think is, he's fucking playing it on a guitar in front of you, it's not on the radio, so your comment makes no fucking sense you absolute retard.
>>707274507
Check out his song Lungs, very complicated picking in that one.
>>707274507
Chickie
i care
>>707274486
It's not so bad. It was basically just stretches.
Gym is more fun and way cheaper
>>707274715
Damn. And hello!
>>707274886
!!!
>>707274884
I will now. I just remembered that /i do like Chet Atkins and Doc Watson
>>707275268
Sup with you?
>>707275375
Not too much. Just visiting with you all before bed
>>707275556
Not much on my end either. Looking at some nice cheetahs, pretending they're all katten :p
>>707275859
hehe, right?
>>707275268
I should really listen to more of them. I should listen to more of a lot of musicians, but I just never get around to it.
>>707275932
Damn right
>>707276042
That was a great song
>>707274765
I mean I know what he's getting at. There's a fair gap in age. `
>>707275268
Did you resolve your insurance issues though?
>>707276405
Yeah, his songs tend to be because of how bleak they are. He's broken, he's tired, and all he wants to do is rest in eternal peace, but he can't.
That one I figured you'd be most interested in because of his playing.
>>707276601
meh age gaps shouldnt matter though
>>707263091
are you for sale OP?
>>707276764
15% off
>>707276601
Nope, I have no insurance now. I don't mean to intrude, but age gaps ain't no thing
>>707276744
I liked it a lot
>>707276865
I'm offering 100£ in US pennies
>>707277012
Chicken, dance.
>>707277056
Not 100# of US pennies?
>>707276865
>>707277056
also is it cool if i do like a monthly plan my budget is kind of tight
>>707277181
either/or
>>707277012
I'm glad for it.
>>707277174
Snarf find me a boyfriend.
>>707276747
8 years.
>>707277012
Medicaid an option?
if any femanons are actually here and they need a boyfriend im here to please.
>cringe is real
>>707277577
oh thats not too much
>>707277174
And who says I wasnt?
How are you Snarf?
>>707277303
A pound of pennies is worth around $1.50 so $150.
1.24 BP to 1 USD.
I'm too tired to actually think this through further
>>707277577
8 years ain't nothin
And I haven't looked into it. Been a month is all
>>707277393
https://csd.craigslist.org/m4m/5767137913.html
>>707277786
I feel bleh.
>>707277999
Getting sick?
>>707277764
He's known me since freshmen year of high school, like a month after he got out of the Army. Taught me how to drive, I later turned to his advice during my time in the Army. Didn't let himself go like most veterans do. I play poker with his buddies on Thursday despite not knowing how to play, somehow not the worst player at the table.
Was I too direct kat?
>>707278311
Getting over a cold. But mostly depressed tonight.
So tell my baby I said so long
Tell my mother I did no wrong
Tell my brother to watch his own
And tell my friends to mourn me none.
>>707278541
what?
>>707278430
sometimes we just have to live without certain people in that way. you know what i mean?
i finally got my shitty littlel netbook to run loonix
gfur on the go yaaaay
>>707278767
Just thinking if "worrm in yo butt" was a little too much :P
>>707277864
>52
That's older than my dad, also I have standards.
>>707278592
I hope you feel better soon otherwise, but definitely glad that you're getting over the cold
>>707277786
Get on it, there's tax shit and shit for not having insurance since obama-care
>>707278767
I guess. I mean I'm flattered and grateful that he considers me family. I find it tragic that he's aesthetically what I'm attracted to, we share a lot of the same interests and have similar life experiences as veterans but doomed to never be with him
>>707279215
I'll check it out for sure. Just finally getting settled back in
>>707278984
oh lol not at all
>>707279215
i think of it as that the universe or whatever doesnt want you two together that way because it will probably lead to something horrible if you do.
>>707279057
Work out those daddy issues. With your butt.
>>707279387
Kitty, get in Iaw's butt.
>>707279550
what does it look like?
>>707279387
I can understand it's hard to find something to respond with to that, like much else I say :p
>>707279550
He'd rather drink fap and cry apparently.
>>707279639
Like daddy issues.
I'm off to bed so I can gym in the morning. G'night
>>707280288
Nighty
>>707279333
What have you been up to?
>>707279387
>About 6'3" 210lb, mostly muscle
>Cooks me steak whenever I come over
>Loves guns and America as much as I do
>White with a beard
The universe can go fuck itself
>>707280087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjGpzhcnA64
>>707279932
i was just distracted and didnt reply.
>>707280093
poor guy
>>707280288
byeeeee
>>707280369
maybe if you got together somethign would happen and you would end in a big fight and not even talk anymore?
>>707280369
Had to move back with the rents for a bit, got a new job as a bike mechanic, got a gym membership. Things are looking good for now
>>707280680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZ961RK1us
Bok a little bok for me and see ya round.
>>707280680
The universe should really fuck itself
>>707280704
>bike mechanic
Those things will fuck you up. Remember what happened last time?
>>707280093
No I don't, maybe an alcoholism problem now.
>>707280680
Never mind, sorry :p Anything good on the tele?
Maybe he isn't attracted to you, did you ever think about that?
>>707281316
lol dont be sorry you dork
am playing sniper elite
>>707281504
Think I should get into that again... Was an interesting game but didn't know how the fuck to play it back then
>>707281262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
>>707281891
its pretty simple. and if you play it on easy mode it holds your hand the whole time too. im really just trophy hunting right now.
>>707282167
Wonder if there'll ever be a game dedicated to that... "Trophy Hunter: The Game"
>>707282442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzuq7EkzeI
>>707282442
http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked
>>707282538
Thanks for that Snarf
>>707282835
I... I think I got another short circuit
>>707283098
poor bb :c
>>707283189
I'll finish some business and come back later, see you c:
Want to hear a joke?
>>707283578
later~
>>707283098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8
>>707283679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI&list=LLcIfOaMe5AKYj2Y_x80Zg3A&index=5 See ya Snarf
>>707279639
He already posted it a couple nights ago
>>707283706
Ok here goes
>My life
[honk]
>>707284194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzly4fD0YA
