Last 3 numbers of your post is the SCP you face, how fucked are you?
SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato.When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour (approx. 160 kilometers per hour, 45 meters per second) in the direction of the sound's source.
Description: SCP-360 is an anomalous ritual that ostensibly allows a single living human subject to ascend to a higher plane of existence. When performed at an altitude of 10,500 meters or higher, affected subjects emit a blinding light and a burst of high-energy radiation for several seconds, then disappear. The radiation dosage is negligible and does not pose any long-term danger to affected individuals; however, due to the altitude required for successful activation, SCP-360 has resulted in numerous aviation incidents involving both public and private aircraft. basically it makes me a god or something?
anyone else been getting really dreadful captchas lately?
Mine's a sculptor that can make 5lb creations come to life. Pretty cool, but not dangerous.
House that immolates immolates people that it deems are "Intruders". i.e. anybody that walks on the grass/mailman. Owner is fine.
Broken watch that kicks in superhuman survival reflexes when wearer is in danger
>SCP-557 is an Umm an-Nar era tomb
>Unauthorized personnel are to be taken into custody, interrogated, and dealt with appropriately.
I guess I get black-bagged, could be much worse
dear god i got fucking birdemic up my ass now.
i am beyond salvation
I got a nigger reading a book and wearing a Fez and it follows the owner home
literally a green pool noodle. Only dangerous when in water with it. .So Im good.
and one question.
there is an SCP in the 1000+ i think that is a house, in witch monster come out at night and take hearts or something for a pillar in said house that an agent found. after he could not get out.
Wonderful. I essentially have aids.