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Last 3 numbers of your post is the SCP you face, how fucked are you?

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Last 3 numbers of your post is the SCP you face, how fucked are you?
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Roll
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I love SCP's
roll
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>>707262036
Anon here, apparently SCP-036 is an airport in Iraq, so I'm not fucked whatsoever lmao
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This is actually really unique
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Rollin
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Roll
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>>707262262
Spooky coat with sentient arms?
I'm safe
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Let's see where this goes.
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rollerino
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>>707261937
rell
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Niggerfaggot
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>>707261937
Roll time.
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>>707261937
Rolling
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>>707261937
roll
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>>707261937
rawlin
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Rawling
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roll
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Rawlling
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>>707262607
607 is a self-destructive voodoo cat that reanimates within 24 hours. I'm fucked
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gfy
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I hope it kills me
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roll
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Rollipoliloli
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I wanna die
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>>707262707
Looks like a I got haunted evil matryoshka doll. Well as long as the doll stays separated I'm pretty safe. Lucky me.
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Roll
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Roll.
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>>707263018
This is fucking awesome.
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nice thread

roll
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>>707262504

SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato.When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour (approx. 160 kilometers per hour, 45 meters per second) in the direction of the sound's source.
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wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooolllliiing
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ravioli ravioli give me the death i deservoli
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>>707262722
sp00ky snek
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>>707263064
Well i got a fucking brick
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>>707263343

Rip dad
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>>707262812
Box of River? I can deal with this.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-812
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I roll
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>>707263093
Eh. Little red disc? Not a problem
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>>707261937
go go go
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fuckin roll
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>>707261937
Chicken noodle soup
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rolling for 127 so i can shoot myself
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>>707261937
rellingo
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roll
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Roll
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>>707263360
Description: SCP-360 is an anomalous ritual that ostensibly allows a single living human subject to ascend to a higher plane of existence. When performed at an altitude of 10,500 meters or higher, affected subjects emit a blinding light and a burst of high-energy radiation for several seconds, then disappear. The radiation dosage is negligible and does not pose any long-term danger to affected individuals; however, due to the altitude required for successful activation, SCP-360 has resulted in numerous aviation incidents involving both public and private aircraft. basically it makes me a god or something?
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>>707257166
Rawlin'
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Roll
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Roll
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>>707263565
safe
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>>707263434
tunnel snakes rule
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>>707261937
i fear nothing
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>>707261937
Rolling for something cool like that tooth gun
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Roll for non-fuckery
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rolllllllllllin'
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>>707261937
R
O
L
L
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roll
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roll
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>>707261937
Rolling for Shrek
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r o l l
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>>707263809
A pair of leather boots in a locker
I'm saved
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>>707263451
leave it in a room and let them crush you?
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>>707261937
Roll
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>>707261937
Roll
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rollo
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roolink
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Rawlin
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rOll
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>>707263803
I got a fucking umbrella. Whee.
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>>707261937
this seems interesting
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roll
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roll
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lets get 682 bois
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rollerino
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>>707261937
lets go!
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>>707263502
Just played the 3rd game
Thx for the kek
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>>707261937
hjklglkhg;ouihjoijopikp'pk[pl;[]
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kill me pls
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lets see shall we?
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roll
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roll mcnig
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anyone else been getting really dreadful captchas lately?
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>>707264201
xXiisHitDiCkxixMvFaGaybALLs

rip
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>>707264132
>some glass pyramids with sand inside
neat, roll again
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Rollin. What could go wrong?
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>>707264268
Well fuck, i already have this fucking problem
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Rollan
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>>707264328
n0t me
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>>707261937
Rolll
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Rolling for Jamaica Joe's Junkyard Jamboree
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>>707261937
Who is lil jon and the east side boys facing?
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Rolllll
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Probably fucked. Rolling anyway.
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>>707264399
>now i get a ring that gives me telekinesis
neat
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>>707261937
rawl
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rollllllllllllllllllling
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Roll
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>>707264547
I got an index card that erases your thoughts.
We potato now bois
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roll
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>>707263888
Memory stealing rocks, no big deal
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Let's-a go
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kill me motherfucker
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roll
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Rolling
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>>707264717
"The Ambassador"
Im already scared
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>>707264814
A phonograph with steel cylinders instead of wax.
Neat.
Roll again.
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rolland
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rolling
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>>707264173
Ded lol
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Roll
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>>707261937
I hope it's the infinitely spawning cake one
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>>707261937
Let's roll!
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RAWL
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>>707265032
Aaaaand a vaguely humanoid entity that shuts down your respiratory and digestive systems.
I think I'm dead now.
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>>707261937
Rain shall fall down
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lets do this
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Rololol
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>>707261937
rolllld
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>>707261937
what could go wrong
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>>707261937
Bring it on fags
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Rollerino
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Roll
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rolling
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001 get
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>>707265237
Mine's a sculptor that can make 5lb creations come to life. Pretty cool, but not dangerous.
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I got the damn box
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Rollan
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House that immolates immolates people that it deems are "Intruders". i.e. anybody that walks on the grass/mailman. Owner is fine.
Broken watch that kicks in superhuman survival reflexes when wearer is in danger

good/bad?
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>>707261937
Rollin
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>>707264895

>Arachnophobic Orb

I am safe as long as I don't touch it
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>>707262231
you have to get to Iraq to face it though. Iraq is ISIS now, have fun with that
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>>707261937
ffff
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Roll!
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>>707265192
It's an xray machine that gives you problems
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>>707265906
Fuck.
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I enjoy scp things. I'll join in.
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>>707265557
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-557
>SCP-557 is an Umm an-Nar era tomb
>Unauthorized personnel are to be taken into custody, interrogated, and dealt with appropriately.
I guess I get black-bagged, could be much worse
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Le'ggo
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Roll
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Roll
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keter
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>>707261937
Rolling for something either utterly retarded or very powerful
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roll
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>>707265706
A human doll, a fragile one. Reroll.
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>>707266313
God fucking dammit
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Rooooooooooooooooooll
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roll
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>>707261937
Rolling
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>>707266386
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-386
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roll
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rolllll
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>>707261937
Ive never played

roll
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rawlin
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Shit
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>>707261937
i want to survive
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>>707266073
a guy that if you hurt him you get the wound, I just walk around.
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>>707261937
Rolling for a shitty scp
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Roll
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>>707261937
ok
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>>707266619
this is fucking with my head
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-619
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Roll
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rollin
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087 get
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>>707261937
roll
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Kill me sugartits
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>>707261937
Rolling for anything safe
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rollinfffff
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>>707261937
Roll
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>>707261937
lets go i ain't no pussy
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>>707261937
Let's go for a dangerous scp
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>>707266691
a tape that hypnotizes you, guess I'm done
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Legit
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>>707261937
roll
dis gun b gud
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Rolling
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>>707266837
A brick that doesn't absorb or release moisture and gets heavier or lighter if pulled apart or put back together. Safe
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>>707261937
rawling
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I'm not scared.
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roll for evil reptile, or really anything but bullshit standstill art experiment spoopy thing
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Rollin
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Rollin
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>>707266991
a syringe. its safe
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>>707267138
A 4000 year old basically dead man, I'm safe as hell
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>>707266401
A people plant. It might eat me but I think I'll be okay. Reroll.
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>>707266659
dear god i got fucking birdemic up my ass now.
i am beyond salvation
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-659
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Rollin
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>>707261937
roill
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>>707266913
A nigger that will eat everything if not given proper nutrition. Huh.
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Rolling for genius thread idea
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Roll
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>>707262024

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>707261937
Roll
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rawlyy
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>>707267280
RIP me.
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Rolling!
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Rolling because this is creative
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ROLL
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>>707267402
sounds like scp gigga-nigga
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>>707261937
roll
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>>707267050
I got a nigger reading a book and wearing a Fez and it follows the owner home
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>>707267365
literally a green pool noodle. Only dangerous when in water with it. .So Im good.
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Curious
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Roll
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Roll
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>>707261937
Lizard get
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>>707261937
Roll
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Rollypole-......e.
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Roll
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roll
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Rollin'.
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>>707261937
niggu naggu give me something goodooo
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rollo
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rollinnng
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>>707267705
Literally play-doh
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>>707261937
rell
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Rollio
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roll
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2spooky
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>>707261937
rolling

and one question.
there is an SCP in the 1000+ i think that is a house, in witch monster come out at night and take hearts or something for a pillar in said house that an agent found. after he could not get out.
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Ticklemonster get
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Rerolling in hopes of getting that tomato that murders you for making bad puns
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roll
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>>707267999
FUCK OFF
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Rolling for statue
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Rolling
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STATUE GET
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Roll get
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MAGA
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statue gettttt
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STATUE GET
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raooooll
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>>707267329
Cancer room. I been fukt. Reroll.
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roll
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Idk, how fucked am I?
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roll
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Roll
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>>707268253
I'm literally cancer
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>>707267742
Wonderful. I essentially have aids.
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Fucked more than Hillary Clinton
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Roll
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Rawllins
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roll
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>>707261937
roll
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>>707261937
rolling
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rolling
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R-r-r-r--r- olllllllllin
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rollerino
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...r-r-roll..
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>>707261937
i wanna play
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>>707261937
Pls tickle monster
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>>707268447
well, as long as I dont suddenly drop dead from the beetus I should be fine
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rolin
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