whoa whoa WHOA!
wait a minute. wait a god damned MINUTE!
you're saying that i'll get renal kidney failure?
and that my body's immune system will shut down?!
AND on top of that I'll die???
>I cant imagine a reason why 4chan is dying tbh, its not like every single thread is a shitpost
Howdy. You're not lone op. I once went to a Korean BBQ place with a friend. Had some green tea with my food forgetting that green tea helps digestion. I meet up with my girl after the meal. She was driving me home in a rush because she had to pick up her mom so she dropped me off at the base of a hill (not even joking). Of course, I start feeling pressure around my anus as I start walking, my legs start to feel weak, I feel almost feverish. I try to clench hard but it proved futile as I kept having to walk upward. I realize I can't hold it anymore without feeling sick as fuck, I start gagging and feeling nauseous, when I gagged my muscles reacted and I felt everything just pour onto my underwear and pants. It happened for a while as I kept walking up, I tried not to panic or cry just like op. I finally get home. I grab a towel, put it on the floor take my pants and boxers off, shove them in the washer (I didn't want to throw away my clothes lol) turned it on, ran to the shower and just cleaned off. Sat down in the shower for a minute or two just feeling like an fucking idiot.
Joke's on you, I already have kidney failure faggot