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We judge you on

How old you were when you lost your virginity (if you have)
Where you did it

I'll start
>15
>her house
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>32
>my moms basement
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>20
>friend's apartment
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>>707261506
>47
>still virgin
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>>707261506
>19
>In a meadow
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>>707261931
Are you fat, ugly, playing mmorpgs, collecting knives and loving mlp?
>16 after a good night of xtc
>her house
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16, my bedroom while best friend is making out with her best friend on the other side of the door
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> 4yo
> bedroom
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>>707261506
>21
>virgin
Can't wait to have my wizard powers
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>>707261506
>currently 19
>Virgin
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>16
>her bed
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>>707261931
>>707262290
>>707262434
feelsbad
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>17
>my dad's truck on top of a parking garage in the middle of the day
>she was fat as fuck
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>>707261506
13 in her bed

Her boyfriend called in the middle of it and her mom caught us lol
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>16
>at a park by our houses
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15
Her house
She choked on my teenage giant retard dick
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>17
>the woods
>dropped her when I tried to show her how manly i was
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>>707262715
Im so sorry

Life gets better/10
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itt: all virgins
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>>707263564
dropped her as in tried to pick her up, or as in punching her out?
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>15
>My landing

(Fucked her in the ass the day before because lack of condom((lol)))
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>20
>her apartment
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>>707262071
Romantic.

How did your victim like it?
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>15
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>>707263735
>is a virgin
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>>707263708
I'm 27 now. Life got better for a bit.

>current gf is kinda fat tho
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>21
>Hooker
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>16 my house
>came almost instantly
>shit was cash
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>17
>Her couch
>On her period
>With grease playing on the tv
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>16
>my car
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>>707263745
I picked her up by hooking her legs in the crooks of my arms and fucked her against a tree for about 5 seconds before my squiggly little arms fucked off on me and i dropped her.
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16, back of my car decked out with blankets and candles
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>>707263955
pretty flaccid 6/10 dude
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>9 (not a typo)
>Obviously parent's basement
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>>707264015
10/10
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>>707264015
lel
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>>707262155
He didn't ask to be specific you retarded attention whore
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>>707263936
Was she at least pretty?
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>>707263837
kektus
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>>707264094
Was daddy gentle?
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>>707262289
Are we just going to pretend this wasn't said
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>>707264094
>>707262289
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>friends house
>on acid
>16
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>>707264212
Yeah pretty cute.

Small, nice tits. I don't regret it at all, it was great.
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>16
>his house, with his brother sleeping in the same room
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>>707264537
>his brother

that's pretty fucking gay
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>6, van
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>>707264015
And when i dropped her, the bark of the tree stratched up her back pretty good. She laughed it off then a few days later I found out she told her friends that she was raped by this guy who dumped her a few days ago.

And thats the day I stopped trusting women.
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>>707264641
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>>707261506
>37
>Kissless, dateless, hugless virgin.
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>15
>my house
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>>707264318
It wasn't a guy, you faggot... Why do you people get off on stupid shit?

My mom's friend was going through a rough patch, parents decided to let her and her 3 daughters stay with us. 14/8/~3.

Started with blowjobs from 14yr old, ended with fucking after a few days. Then fucked then one my age. Then both, back and forth, till they moved out shortly after.
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>16
>Cabin sauna
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i think i was 14 but it might have been 13 cause i have a November birthday.
It was at a party
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>>707264827
>virgin
You mean wizard anon.
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>21
>Grandmothers basement
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>>707261506
>16
>back of my car
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>15
>camping
>on an air mattress literally a foot away from her father with a canvas wall separating us
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>>707264211
Finally a dumb cunt who is fighting about something with me...he didn't ask to be specific but just numbers and places are only enjoyable for you you degenerated autistic fag. Speaking of which, where is your number and place? Taking XTC was special and a wonderful experience with my then not-yet but soon to-be girlfriend. I like to look back to that wonderful night and for me loosing my virginity and the day before that goes hand in hand..so stop calling a rather specific statement of an anonymous person on the internet attention whoring you pity poor - and as I guess - virgin man.
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>>707261506
>14
>my bed
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>>707264999
Rich ass roody-poo....

Also checked
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>>707264537
Not sure if fag or gril. Rules dictate fag. Still tho, I think fags are pretty cool, kills rednecks and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>707261506
>17
>my car
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>16
>Best friends bathroom

Her head was banging into the washing machine the whole time. The entire ordeal was very romantic.
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>15
>parent's house

Sex isn't all that great, and I understand the pride reasons behind losing your virginity. Do yourself a favor and focus your attention elsewhere, faggot.
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>16
>my bed
>I said i didnt want too
>she said come on
>I said i wasnt sure
>she sat on my cock

I didnt want to fuck her because she had fucked 4 dudes previously and i wanted to have sex with someone who was a virgin like me.

Next girlfriend i got was a virgin, and i feel really bad that I wasnt for her.

tfw
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>>707264999
Fire, Ambulance, Police?
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>>707265238
losing your virginity is essential if you want to mature
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>>707265231
who the fuck has a washing machine in the bathroom.
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>17
>my truck to an 18 yo
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>>707265283
whatever, sex with virgins probably sucks anyway
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>>707261506
>18
>virgin
>opportunity to fuck one of my friends sisters
>good friend tho
>should i just do it?
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>>707263837
Funny. It was the most awkward thing I've ever done.
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>>707265154
it was a decent car for first one too. Saved up a shit ton of money working minimum wage for family business. Dad was a mechanic so we bought a repo'd 2001 hyundai tiburon. needed a lot of work, got it for 2000$. was sweet, wrecked it a few months after 16 when some drunk guy almost hit me on the road. I swerved and totaled the car. drunky kept on driving. fucking hell man.
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>>707265095
I'm mistaken in fact, the first time (same grill) was 14 in a tent on her lawn, some bday bullshit, anyways, her friend was lying right next to us. Good thing she slept well
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>>707265403
yes
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>>707261506
14
on a futon mattress sitting on the floor in the middle of my room
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>>707265455
ok
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>>707261506
>19
>my house
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>>707265391
that gif
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>>707265300
2003* hyundai tiburon. i fucked it up in the earlier post.
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Involuntarily
>5~6
>step sister would blow me on the reg
>tried vaginal/real sex under the bed because we shared a bed with our younger sister (her real sister, again my younger step sister)
>Too dark, can't see anything
>too much fumbling around without any physical/visible stimulation
>couldn't keep it up
>kid me, says fuck this and totally prefers blowjobs
>to this day have problems with vaginal intercourse because of that

Voluntarily
>21
>study abroad in Austria
>have awkward sex with a Spanish exchange student
>virgin-level, non virgin sex.
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>>707261506
>21
>at best friends house, with his cousin and he fucked her before I did

Don't know if it counts though, I stuck it in and it was really wet for some reason which made me think he creampied her or something. So I pulled out after one stroke and went to the bathroom to furiously scrub my dick. She was fat and ugly anyway, I was just really horny after we smoked some weed together. Next day was really awkward.
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>>707265394
Fucking a virgin girl is amazing.
You get to mould her into your personal little fuck toy, she only knows what you like and how to please you. She was also a much better root from the get go than the slut i had fucked previously.
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>15
> my younger brothers bed
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>>707265613
I was referring to your trip 9's. Brit cunt where 999 gets you the safety men, not 911, but thanks for the context. It's like I was there....
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>>707261506
With grill
>18 her room in parent's basement

With man
>19 hot tub party
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>>707265573
>hes newer than that gif
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>>707265816
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>>707265844
that feel when I'm retarded.

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13

My uncle

Last time he fell asleap ass up in our house lol
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>17
>her dorm room bed
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>>707261506

>15
>her house

WE'RE BROTHERS OP

WE'RE BROTHERS

She was 16, very immature. Lightskin hispanic girl. Literally had radio Disney on in her pink ass fluffy little kid lookin' ass room, and she slid it in right as "I can feel it coming" by Phil Collins came on.

>mfw when I lost my virginity to Phil Collins

Her family disappeared a couple months afterwards, presumably deported? I dunno, made me sad though.
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>>707261506
13
Parents cottage
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>>707265283
:<

I was raped as well anon. Wasent for my virginity though.

>be me
>friend goes on vacation over seas and leaves gf behind because no passport
>gf sad and mopey
>worked in radio at the time and gave her tickets to show i was working
>drinks with me before, during, and after show
>im thouroughly trashed
>she offers to drive me back to my car
>i tell her where i parked and rest my eyes
>next thing i know im waking up in her car as shes pulling me out
>she drove me over an hour back to her apartment
>we go inside and she makes a bed for me on the floor of the living room
>im kinda pissed and still hammered and thank her
>she goes into her room and i jump into my skivies and curl up
>an hour goes by and i hear some shit in her room
>get up and walk over knocking shit as i do so cuz im plastered
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>16, today, be proud /b/ros
>My basement
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>>707261506
17. During an orgy my parents were throwing at their house when I still lived there.
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>>707265391
Same thing happened to me after 2 hours of drugged drunk anger fucking
>17
>Hospital
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>>707266387
LOL B&
Actually an underage retard
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>>707266435
damn, if I ever have kids, I'm going to be a cool dad and hold orgies
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19 with a neighbors wife.
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>>707266387
MODS
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>>707261506
>6
>Childhood friend's bedroom
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>>707266387
Congrats man, so how does it come that you are on /b/ and not laying in your bed smoking a cigarette, looking satisfied into nowhere?
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>>707266387
MODS ARE GODS

WHERE ARE OUR GODS?!?!?!?!
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>>707266349
HAHA I haven't heard that one in a while
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>>707266692
I was watching the debate and got bored
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>>707266349
Maybe it's my english skills but I don't get it
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>14
>A house under construction at night.
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15 at a park while I was still in my school uniform
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>>707266605
My parents were fucking hippies. It wasn't as cool as it sounds. They were all middle aged and it was a drunk 40 year old woman that wandered into my room when my parents told them all to stay out of it. I still fucked her though.

I try to push it out of my mind that I was probably following my dad in by less than an hour.
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>>707266844
Newfriend detected.
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> 17
> pickup truck
> middle of summer
> all vinyl interior
> epic sweat and vag juice everywhere
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>>707266964
Bruh.... no....

Im so sorry.
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18, at her house. Would rather have money
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12, in her pussy
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>17
>Her House
>tiny ass couch
>uncomfortable
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>>707266349
quality vintage meme, my friend
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>>707265058
Well that's quite interesting, because xtc lowers your potential to have sex. Your dick shrinks and no bodyfluids leave the body except for precum. But having sex on xtc is rather rare, or you should have taken some viagra or kamagra or some sort of performance enhancer. And your dick shrinking from xtc is not some sort of myth. If one visits a hardcore music festival you would know ;)

>> 18
>> on the couch at my parents place while wasted from prom night
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>15
>her house
>pressured into it
>she took the virginity of 3 other dudes
>afterwards she said she was still a virginity

Bitch was called babylon, as in the whore of babylon. Fucking despised her, everyone in my friend circle did. But she though I fucking loved her. Fuck I'm glad she's gone
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>>707261506
>16
Our friend's mom's apartment while the mom was away and our friends were fucking in the next room over.
I left my unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt on, until her hanging on to it was enough, she whispered in my ear -
>"Maybe you should take this off"
I was already inside her; it blew my mind hearing her tell me to practically get naked when I was already fucking her.
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>>707263921
Get out.....
Get out while you can. Don't get stuck in an unhappy relationship. Life is short. Move on you can't while with a big girl. They don't change they don't lose weight they just get bigger. It won't be easy in the short term but better in the long run.
Good luck.
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>>707267551
>she was still a virginity
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>>707261506
>18
>dorm room
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>>707267458
We took it in the evening, tripped the night, slept and then fucked the next day. Not that short of a time span for one pill.
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19
In my car, on a mountaintop, during a thunderstorm
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>>707266387
b&
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>>707261506
>14
>upstairs from a party
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>>707261506
>29
>In my dreams
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>>707261506
15
My house (lived with grandma, she walked in on us)
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13028 E churchill st wichita kansas 67230
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>>707261506
>19 (if I recall correctly)
>her parent's basement

imho the REAL first time is without condom so
>same age
>on top of a 3 floor parking building
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>19
>best friends ex girlfriend in his bed
>fast forward 7 months her and i are still fuckin
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>>707263745
Implying that he lost his viginity then beat the shit out ok her
kek
17
In the back of my truck in some backwards ass farm hills
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>17
>theater
>The Incredibles
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>>707265544
double dubs check, now you're out of the fucking options in any way
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>14
>after school in the gym's bathroom
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19
In a hotel room during a party
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Sixteen
At the lake, on my car hood near midnight

She was a virgin too, lotta blood on a white car, had to go to the car wash after I took her home because it looked like I ran a hobo down.
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14 her best friends house that she's no longer best friends with on a half day of school on her couch and she walked in on us but we didn't stop. Srry run on sentence I been drinkinnidgaff
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>>707261506
>20
>kissless
>>
18
virgin

at least i kissed some girls
feelsbadman
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>>707270275
Keep your head up, literally look at the post above you
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>>707261506
15
raped by some guy in the woods (no im not a fem anon)
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>>707261506
>17
>her house
>dad picked me up after
>good day
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>>707270483
im not that bad dude, im just too "sleepy" with girls, like im not going to kiss them or touch them unless they come to me, i just dont have the right alpha personality to approach them
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>>707270998
You are not >>707270079, go role play somewhere else
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>>707270998
>alpha
Kek. Quit believing in memes
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>17
>porta potty at a Luke Bryan concert in the middle of summer
> miserable experience
>0/10
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>>707261506
Hagrid told me that i'm a wizard
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>>707270777
check'em
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>>707271459
im not the kissless dude
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>>707271959
Oh, my bad. In that case, I feel you. I'm the same but I'm too afraid to share feelings out of the fear of rejection, it's happened a lot
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>I was 12, she was 13
>Church closet

We didn't really know what we were doing, and it was really clumsy. Didn't wear a rubber, thank fuck she didn't get preggo.
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>ITT
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>
18 back of my car condom snapped. Newfag can't green text.
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>>707268138
Like that, than it's possible. If you wanna try something new, take xtc, 20 mins later take an kamagra and fuck like never before. Such intense feelings
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>>707273319
the part where I said I was a virgin was true, though
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>>707261506
14
My house
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>21
>my living room couch
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>>707261506
>14
>live on a farm
>getting horny
>see horse
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>12 years old
>fucked two girl scouts in the woods
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>48
>finally married.
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>>707276232
Actually 49
She wanted to save it for my birthday,
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>20
>red light district

Was having trip aboard when suddenly friend joked to visit the site.
She's pretty though, and real boobs at least.
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>17
>whorehouse
Don't lose your virginity this way, it makes sex a bit more gross forever, and it won't resolve any of they issues that might be keepig you from getting laid normally.
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>>19
>>On the floor of my abandoned >>foreclosed upon house
>>Lasted for 2 hours
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>16
>St. Petersburg, FL on the beach
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>18
>dorm
>about 3 pumps
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>>707268555
22 virgin here. I get rejected in my dreams.
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(((CNN))) TELLS VOTERS WHAT TO SAY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIub3SmCI&feature=youtu.be

SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE
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>15
>Out in a field
Shit was magical.
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