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tonight's the night /b/....
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Breaking and entering? Shit op I'm interested
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whatcha gonna do? are you gonna axe murder someone in their sleep? send pics
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>>707251781
This
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>>707251781
Op did you just bump your own thread?
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>>707251530
Tonight's the night
>And it's going to happen again
>And again
>And again
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but wot could possibly happen?
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OP is a pussy and won't do it
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If Dubs this becomes a spider man thread
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>>707251530
what ever it is
if i dont hear it in the news within the next 2 days, im going to assume you are a fucking faggot
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atleast tell us where so we can keep track of the news
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getting closer.
>>707251962
no
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>>707252087
this nigga knows whats gonna happen
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Do it pussy
(Inb4 it's his own house)
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>>707253286
did you just assume OP's gender?
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Op your thread is gonna 404
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>>707253369
Fight me nigger
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>>707253451
d1d u ju5t a55um3 my r4ac3!?!?!?!?
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Come on, deliver you cunt - and get some timestamps on these
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>>707253646
Come at me chimp
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>>707253721
too dark...not using flash
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>>707253830
Fag, show us your pinky on your ear for clarification then
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>>707253830
you'd better cook some cheese pizza if u know what i mean my dude
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>>707254013
Ew dude
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If I get dubs, this becomes a peppermint Larry thread
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>>707254237
Holy shit is she watching the debate?
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>>707254241
Dude, it was a satire my brother.

But OP better deliver on SOMETHING.
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>>707254241
are you lost newfriend?
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>>707254237

wtf with that TV set
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>>707254278
RE-roll
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>>707254237
Still no timestamps. Give us some proof this is happening right now!
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>>707254410
Sarcasm
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>>707254460
what is she watching?
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>>707254460
He's right you know
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>>707254460
this
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>>707254523
Dancing skeletons?
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OP is a faggot
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The suspense
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>>707254523
Sure, could be the debate but that shit is blurry as hell
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Op what arenyou doing right now?
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>>707254712
>>707254546
>>707254460
it's the debate..sorry it's blurry but i'm shaking
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>>707251530
OP are you the poster from early this morning?
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>>707254853
If so what post are you talking about.
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>>707254848
Get closer, but try not to get caught
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Gag her with your dick! Gag her with your dick! Gag her with your dick! Gag her with your dick!
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This is gonna be good
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Spiderman thread now
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>>707251530

Seems familiar.
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>>707254924
This anon
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>breaks into house
>puts it on /b/
>5 minutes inbetween shitty photo

lets go OP
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>>707252087

=]
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>>707255033
Nah, OP is going to chicken out
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>>707252198

:}
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Shit's interesting.
Bump
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>>707254278
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Lmao why am I getting a kick out of OP creepin on some muthafuckaz?

Playing too much Rust
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>>707255382
Yeah, that's the election.
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>>707255142
It's a peppermint Larry thread now faggot
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>>707253113

:D
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>>707255382
whoa what the fuck am i watchin

on a side note anyone crunchy right now?
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>>707253369

:o
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>>707255382
OP, whoa man whoa
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>>707253451

no~
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>>707255435
Who?
That guy looks like the most phallic character ever.
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>>707255403
great game but only the 10x battlefield mods.
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>>707254848
What's the plan?
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I think there are easier ways of watching the debate my dude
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>>707255644
Yeah man, peppermint Larry is the best, him and Candy wife have a thing
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>>707255435

Your Candy Wife is a whore. I was licking her lemon drops while you were slinging root beer like a chump.
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>>707255671
backdoor,usually open.
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>>707255729
Oh fuck i forgot about candy wife. That shit terrified my younger brother for like 2 years
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>>707254482

Eternal* lol
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>>707255702
Lol. Might as well watch the debate. OP won't commit ...
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>>707255758
What's the endgame? Is this really your own house, faggot?
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>>707255702
Is there an easier way to watch the debate while murdering someone? If so let me know.
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>>707255758
I mean once inside? Rob the place? Kill them? What!?
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>>707255645
I personally enjoy the early caveman struggle

Low tech murder is where its at
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>>707255758
oh shit boys
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT OF THE DEBATE.!!!!

I'M WITH HER-STRONGER TOGETHER
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This fuckers going to get shot
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>>707255671

taking a huge shit in the dining room, then quietly escape.
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>>707254709

the penesus
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is op black btw?
if you're white, you can get away
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>>707255894
agree to disagree on that point, yeah but the game is great e-kino
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>>707255989
the peloponnesus
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Go inside and watch the debate and get some snack while you're at it
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>>707255980
Go for it!!!
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Op that's your sister
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>>707251530
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
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in the end, it turns out that this is the son of the family who owns the house and hes just trolling us and we took the bait.
WELL NOT ME, I REVEALED THE TRUTH!
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>>707255847
>>707256146
Already called it.
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>>707256113
Nothing so far, ply creeping around his own house - what a fag
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door is unlocked
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>>707256250
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>>707256315
go to bed op, you own this house
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I am calling it now OP is behind his house cleaning up his dog's shit or something.
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>>707256315
bs but i want to believe
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>>707255749

Hey, Tapper is fun!
It's upsetting to know it's... like, rare. Sort of.
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>>707256315
HERE WE GO BOYS
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faggots stop dissing OP

he's going to destroy this woman's life and we get to watch

be thankful
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>>707256315
FUCK SAKE JAMES, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE NOW GET OUT AND GO BACK TO YOUR SHED OR I'LL HIT YOU!!!!@!!@1
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>>707255758

Oh, nvm. Heh.
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>>707256472

This
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OP is a huge faggot
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>>707256315

time to take that HUMONGOUS SHIT in the kitchen !!!
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>>707256524
>This
This isn't real.
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>>707256472
If he does we get to be pleasantly surprised. If he doesn't we can say we called it.
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Record this pls
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Uff
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>>707256472
All he is going to destroy is this story and his credibility
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Is that sexual harassment?
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>>707256315
Shit is about to happen
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And I'm just sitting here enjoying a thread and my suspension of disbelief.
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>>707256684
Make /b/ great again!
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It's habbening?
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>>707256571
>>707256684

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG....

>plop!!
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>yfw this is ops own house
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>>707256684
This is how babies are made
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mfw i don't fall for the bait
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>>707255946

I've been pulling as best as i could actually. Fucking failed~. Tsk
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I hope he will do something nasty
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OP PLEASE CONTINUE
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>>707256887
You falled faggotlord
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>>707256887
>thinks everything is bait
>never eats

This is a bait thread doe
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This shit is old here is the vid http://youtu.be/eVWEqQnjT0M move on
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Op is late, he is making a video how to break into your own house and don't get grounded
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Op here just trolling, now go to sleep.
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Doit OP
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Just grab her in the pussy
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>>707257011

why his earpieces are on his eyes?
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>>707257071
Cunt
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fucking wanker
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DEEP BUT QUIET BREATHS OP

STAY CALM
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,
Don't look at your phone too much or else the bright light will fuck up your eyes nightvision.
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OP here im a faggot
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>People falling for some guy walking into his own home
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>>707256749

:o
XD
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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Op here the video will soon be deleted, downlad it now. God what have i done.
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>>707257154
Because he needs to wear earphones, but he's a cartoon crab. Should they be on his ass?
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DUBS IF OP IS DEAD
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Do not fart, good luck soldier
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>>707257441

give him some time to take a shit in the kitchen --- he just realized he forgot the toilet paper --- he'll have to escape with turdshits in his buttcheeks
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>>707256776

> *heart pains*
> helicopters roaming
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>>707257419
goddamnit
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>>707257419
Good ol' rickrolling? Lol
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How do you combat depression?
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OP needs Periscope
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>>707257542
with a shotgun
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>>707257550
He needs to grow some balls
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>>707257542
With guns
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>>707257035
Omg that cant be real
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>>707257591
Who would he have to kill?
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>Mooslims
Lol
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>>707257011

=]
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>>707257591
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>>707257676
op for being a FAG
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>>707257591
>>707257659

>Not using your bare hands

Go back to /k/
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>>707257655
I was ready for a banana or a jumpscare or Jesus censor or something, and with all of that buildup, the reveal was fucking glorious. Thank you for not being a faggot, anon.
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>>707257745
But that won't get rid of depression, just his head. Think man!
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>>707257260

XD
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>>707255939
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OP was black and got shot by the house owner
now piss off guys, nothing happend.
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>>707257889
can you have depression without a head?
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>>707257983
YES WE KNOW YOU LIVE HERE, JUST FUCKING GO TO BED
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>>707257655
holy shit is there a source
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>>707257983
so?
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>>707257983
op in his house
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>>707258005
It would still be in there, we need to figure out how to get it out.
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>>707258085

here

>>707257655
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>>707257983
HOLY SHIT
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>>707257983
You glorious faggot. Make sure you rape her and upload pics
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>>707257983
Noice fish
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>>707258095
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>>707257983
That is not nearly a big enough tank for those two fish.

Take them with you and free them outside.
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OP HERE --- JUST DID IT

PIC REL8
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>>707257721

\(^,^)/
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>>707258317
That looks like a public bathroom
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>>707258252
"LMAO, that's a funny picture LOL let me save it xDDDD"
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Take the gold fish as a hostage incase shit gets real
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>>707257983
His own house...
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>>707258317
What the fuck...
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Stream http://youtu.be/jSdw3SrLcxU
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OP ARE YOU DRESSED AS A CLOWN?
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http://rebrn.com/re/why-i-hate-public-restrooms-1190813/

OP is a fucking nigger.
Abandon thread, he stole this image off the internet.
He's in his own fucking house.
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>>707258401
Be my guest my friend! 8DDDDDD
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OP dubs says shit in the living room on the couch if dubs
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>>707258317
This obviously isnt op you retards
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DE AQUEL AMOR
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>>707258317
Filename proves it without a doubt.
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Cmonnnn
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>>707258317

This isn't you, OP.
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https://youtu.be/L18fPGfPjlU
I killed her. Video will soon get removed, download it now AND SPREAD IT.
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>>707258565

I don't think it was OP who posted it.
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>>707258317

well done!!
>heighten expectations
>shit (literally) climaxing
>post old pic
>...
>profit!
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>>707258608
XD No thanks!!!! :DDDDDDD
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>>707255182
>on the left, obviously

No one murder rapes ugly chicks. Left girl totally looks like cold case material.
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if dubs then bait
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>>707258905
Lmao
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give us a fucking timestamp
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>>707258999
checked
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This is the video im out
http://youtu.be/A9V46hA6s9s
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>>707258317

...and shit was cash
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>>707255855
The eeeedge.
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>>707258658
Roll that shit,OP is a fag and will never deliver
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What's going on, guys?
Idk what's going on~. :D
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>>707259183
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>>707259244
go away with your happy face
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>>707256571
This. Do it OP.
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>>707259034
XDDDDDD Wow so OrIgInALLLLL, Can I save that for the next banana post? 8XXXDD
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>>707259333
trips :o
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http://youtu.be/RF88Oao0HEU
Here is the proofit faggots
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OP plz respond.
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Surely op will deliver
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please OP cont
fuck im dying
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>>707259412
>>707259143
>>707258905
No one is falling for your stupid bait. Here is the attention that you are begging for.
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>>707259459
nop.
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member when people actually posted about their crimes here on /b/?
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For everyone posting fake youtube links you can hover over the mouse over [Embed] and see the thumbnail faggots
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>>707258281
O.O
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>>707259333
WINRAR OP deliver
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im anticipating so fucking much dont let his thread die untill some real dank results are posted.

OP IF YOU READ THIS TAKE SOME SWEET VIDS AND PUT THEM SOMEWHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD FOR FUTURE FAPS!
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I'm in!...and i see my target.
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>>707259319

no~...
> (why didn't "(you)" appear with the link?)
> damn it
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>>707259718
yes fuck shit
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>>707259612
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>>707259752
kys OP
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>>707259752
BOI HE BOUT TO
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OP is a faggot this is all fake as fuck
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>>707259752
If this is OP then he just baited all of us. It's his house.
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>>707259752
I got it!....gotta have my pops.

night fags
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>>707259392

> dafuqisgoinonhere.jpg
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>>707259752
Gotta have my Pops. Goddamnit.
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>>707259752
fuclk
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>>707259862
Fag
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>>707259862
Kys
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>>707259862
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>>707259333
I don't care whose house it is do it OP.
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>>707259752
Please don't be fake
> but it's definitely fake
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I'm fucking dead fuck you faggot OP
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>>707259752
>inb4 the chick inside gives a thumbs up to the camera
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This was fun. I'm glad no one got murdered.
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OP, take this fuckin' SHIT,

NOW !!!!!!!
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>>707259862
Op is cock. Eat a bowl of fags.
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>>707259999
quads dont lie
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Wow Op when I thought someone was going to get rape you do this kys fag
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>>707259822

> hmm...
( ~,~)
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>>707255182
That post is full of fail. L2socio/psychopath.
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>>707259901
Your too young, you wouldn't understand Timmy
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Good thread
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>>707259931

> mMMh!...
( >.<)
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Posting cuz something might happen
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>>707255939
Fuck off with that lame ignorant shit, kek
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>>707259752
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This is the Ecuadorian embassy with Assange
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This nigga
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>>707260024

> (...Scarlett?)
( ÷,÷)
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>>707258565
THISSSSSSSSSS
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all my hopes and dreams, fukkin christ anyone know where i can watch some real rape videos? this cuck had my dick raging and its not gonna be quelled by anything but the real thing
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>>707260092

:)
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>>707260406

> *butters
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>>707260531
Surely something will still happen
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>>707260531

Elsewhere, at least.
Nothing ever happens here, lol.
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Op is a huge fag.
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>>707261072
Agreed, my dude. Somethinng is definitely hoing to happen....Very, very quickly.
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Great the Op just kill a very good opportunity for some material.
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why?
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OP could of gone down in history, but nope he had to be a cuck
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Just found their bedroom. Dubs decides.
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>>707258905
Fucking intense
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>>707262387
BOI
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>>707262519
>Don't getting the joke
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>>707262519
Top kek
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>>707259752
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>>707258905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbMlVm7tn4Y
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>>707257419
Go back to 2008>>707257419
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