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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>707245514
Ok
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No, KYS.
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>>707245598
wait.

FUCK.
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Joke's on you, it already is tomorrow!
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>>707245514
I already have a girlfriend does this mean I will have two?
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aye
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>>707245514
Kay
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i wish
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work your black magics.
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For fucking her blood filled cunt or shit filled ass? No thanks
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Fuck yeah
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>>707245514
I'm not sure that's how it works
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>>707245778
This guy get's it.
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fuck
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Neat
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Worth a shot >.> i'm not a robot.
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Please save me from this loneliness
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Oh good! I need more of those.
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I wish
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might as well, what have i got to lose
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>>707245514
pls
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Worth the try
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niggers
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Roff
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got nothing to lose...
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>>707245514
fuck
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Fuk
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why not
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>>707245514
yes
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Roll for the sake of it.
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Nothing to lose
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Plz
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Only hope I have
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Uh...
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>>707245514
U bettr be right OP
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>>707245514
ok wheres my gf
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I BELIEVE. LORD KEK, PLEASE SHINE YOUR LIGHT UNTO THIS THREAD.
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>>707245514
Kk
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K
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chicken
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>>707245514
k
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One can dream
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>>707245514
Fuck that I'm dumping my slut of a GF. So I can go out a bang more sluts
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>>707245514
Sure
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>>707245514
Let's do this anyway
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yeah, sure
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>>707245514
Ok
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>>707245514
let's do this
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>>707245514
please
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These never seem to work for me
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>>707245514
Only if it's her
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im waiting
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If dubs, my girlfriend will be spooky
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>>707245514
I hope my wife doesn't find out about this.
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>>707245514

ok op just in case
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>>707245514
alright why not
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great
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>>707245514
Just got rid of my last one! Do I have to???
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>>707245514
Make my Penis Great Again!
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PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE
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What am I going to do with 2 girlfriends?
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Yea rite
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Zoo wee mama
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>>707246663
No spooky gf for me, just a normie meatbag
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HIIIIIIIGHLY unlikely. ...but whatever.
Too bad about anonymity though. If this actually worked I would start a cult to your powers, Anon Wish master.
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>>707245514
sure
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Will op deliver?
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Jokes on you I have one
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pls
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>>707245514
Negro
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fingers crossed
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>>707245514
No thx
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Okay. But no tricks this time. Got it?
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>>707245514
Please
I am hopeful its thanksgiving and that would be what I am most thankful for out of it all
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>>707245514
Ok
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>>707245514
Ha ha kill me
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get!
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yeah
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>>707246887
Its okay bro. Denial is the 1st step to becoming a wizard.
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>>707245514
zx
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>>707245514
Same
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Help me OP
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Can't hurt
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>>707245514
Anyone have the youtube with the reuploads of her vids?
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sure
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Surrre
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>>707245514
oh uh nice
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Please give me the courage to talk to that girl in class tomorrow
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Worth a shot. She's still super pissed off at me though
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>>707245514
nigger
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sure, why not?
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oh god yes
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I actually might. She knows I like her now, and she isn't repulsed by me.
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Heya
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kek
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Nope
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>>707245514
Okay, I'll ask Mikalya! :D
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K
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Deal
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>>707245514
Replying because desperate enough
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Please let me be released from this crushing lonelyness i have been experiencing my entire life
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pls gib qt gf
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Gief GF
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Can't wait
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>>707245514
EY
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huh
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why not
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k
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>>707245514
I don't think I will, it's too late for me and her to rekindle the flame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E
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>>707245514
Jokes on you I just asked a girl out for a date and she said yes. Feels good man
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>>707245514
k
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>>707245514
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I'll try. I need all the help I can get.
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>>707245514
If dubs i get one.
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kay
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Ok
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k
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I hope this works
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fug yes :DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>707245514
Not going to work, but who cares, let's try
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Please god
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>>707247300
Self checkd
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>>707245514
if only this was true
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>>707245514
Ok
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>>707247420
Sweet, I got 420
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kkkk
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Sheeeit I don't give a fuck
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Okk
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I'm so alone
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>>707245514
Plz
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Roll
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>>707245514
I already have one KYS
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>>707245514
lets go and work the magic
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not likely but fuck it
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>>707245514
Okey ~ !
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>>707245514
give me a bf and we hav deal
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ayy
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Meme magic here we go!
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TO THIS THREAD
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>>707245514
Pls
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>>707245514
I'm desperate for human warmth please
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Bet
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>>707245514
sure
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>>707245514
thanks OP
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>>707245514
... well.
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Fuck it.
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>>707247680
I can be your bf...
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eh fuck it
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Already have one thx tho
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i have a right hand, im fine
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>>707245514
bet
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This better work.
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>>707247819
thanks anon :p
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wouldn't that be something
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Well alrighty then friend
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>>707245514
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>>707245514
yea right nigga
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this thread is horrifically cringey
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Rosie Palm and her five sisters
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>>707245514
This thread is so sad, also gimme a gf op
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Hah fuck it, when not
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>>707247932
You m or f?
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>>707245514


omg
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>>707245514
fuck she's ugly lol
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>>707245514
pls
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>>707245514
come back pls
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>>707248099
f
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please work
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>>707245514
fgt
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doubt it
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worth a shot
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>>707245514
eh, what the fuck, Im desperate
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>>707245514
i'm just replying because i'm bored
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>>707248149
>>707248099
>>707247932
>>707247819
>>707247680
Look at this love bloom
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jajajajaja, thats imposible
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Owe mei gawd please hewp did werks
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Sure why not
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>>707248149
Snapchat bbe?
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k
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>>707245514
ok
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>>707245514
Sauce on picture?
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>>707245514
2sad4me
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Indeed, worth a shot
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>>707245514
Replyin
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If this works lol
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>>707248294
dont have a phone, only discord and steam
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Sure, whatever
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>>707245514
Tomorrow of what year :(
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ok
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>>707248355
Discord then?
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Cool
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>>707245514
Do i get to pick?
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>>707248332
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6DxAH2tTjoFNuBUmvlbycg
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>>707248472
sure, https://discord.gg/59TYQ
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>>707247309
this
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>>707245514
Wprrrt
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Sounds good
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>>707245514
Rollioli Rollioli, Give me grilfriendioli
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Roll
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>>707245514
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>>707245514
thanks anon
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>>707245514
ok
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i know this is the most obvious form of bait but i want to know if this works in the slightest
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already have one . does that mean I'll have two?
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>>707248000
check
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ayy
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>>707245514
Please end my loneliness
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lies
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>>707245514
k cool
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Why not try I hope this works
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g
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>>707245584
NIce!
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Rolling for Jennifer.
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>>707245514
sweet getting me a 2nd bitch xd
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>>707245514
And if I refuse?
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Hope this works
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I've tried everything but this.
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Lol
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:)
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Eh I got nothing better to do, cause, well you know.
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>>707248897
kek
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>>707245514
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End my misery
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>>707245514
beginn the lord if there is a god i will worship you forever and try my best not to sin.
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This ain't no joke OP
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>>707245514
lol worth a try...
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If I don't, thunder shall strike down upon you.
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Just want you to know OP, i replied to one of this thread 4 days ago
I have my first gf now, don't know if it's just coincidence but thank you :)
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Sure
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>>707245514
Fuck it, why not?
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>>707245514
I hope she's not ugly
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>>707245514
let's hope this works
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>>707245514
pls
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if only
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That isnt possible but ok
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>>707245514
XD
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K
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OP is God?
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>>707249067
is she cute?
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I just want her
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>>707245514
why did you shave your mustache?
>instant depression
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Ayyy why the hell not
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k den
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please
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