Rekt thread!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Rekt thread!
ONE PAAAAAAAAANCH!!!!
>>707242705
Rekt thread is forbidden now or the autistic edgy faggots all have been killed. /chan is a fucking mess now.
You start a rekt thread but don't dump? Da fuck?
Lets revive this bread
>>707245381
WITNESSED
>>707245381
idk whats happening, but i got a boner
>>707242705
Jesus christ, thats Jason Borne.
>>707245684
WHY
>>707245684
story?
>>707245801
I'm sometimes still astounded how stupid people can be.
>>707245684
Dudes getting his fingers chopped off and somebody just smacks him in the ass.
>>707242949
underrated comment
>>707245980
A guy got his fingers chopped off. Crazy
>>707245980
Thief caught robbing, people retaliate by chopping off his fingers
>>707245905
Thief punishment
>>707246157
His dick chopped off?!
>>707246138
He got stabbed in the ass bruh
>>707245276
Don't post fake shit again.
>>707245742
You can see the red nerve gas at the very end. Onviously a very well planned attack.
>>707245684
dude stole something, sharia law says off with his fingers/hand
Where's the rape?
>>707245684
Is he died?
>>707245684
If I recall this was a thief who got caught so they took his fingers. They do this in a lot of shit hole countries but I bet that's the last time he'll steal anything.
>>707246785
You don't say..... ;)
>>707245381
>>707245980
People say thief, but in third world shitholes if some thing turns up missing they blame strangers or witch children
>>707246950
We know your dick is too short to feel anything but for cucumber dicked guys this gifs is nightmare. So stop posting this shit, you dumbfuck.
>>707246271
Thats looked like a grenade
>>707247195
>>707245381
>Oh shit, never saw this one before
>Oh shit he's about to get whooped!
>Ohhh fuck oh shi-
What the actual fuck.
>>707246271
Was that a grenade?
Story?
>>707247385
Faggot
>>707245980
homeless fat guy was hungry and the kind stranger gave him his fingers so he wouldn't starve
Seeing this really gives me hope in humainty
>>707247211
There's a reason for that...
>>707247195
Who the fuck are you even saying this to?
>>707246760
>being homosexual in an Islamic shithole
>>707245921
not seen this one for years, top kek
>>707245742
Did he died?
>>707246950
this is why i dont let her on tops no more
>>707247955
To your faggot of a dad.
>>707246271
>Here
>Oh hello guys
>Oh, i dropped something
>Dude, i think thats a gr-
>>707245553
>>707246544
Niggers aren't human.
>>707242705
>nerve gas injecting ring
truly a lethal device
>>707248135
because you get half mast erections at best?
>>707246371
yeah he for sure fake hit the ground hard as fuck. great acting.
>>707245456
I fucking keked
>>707246544
LOL did he shit his pants?
>>707246544
ah the majestic nigger in it's natural habitat
>>707247385
>Posting a screamer on 4chan
>Screamer
>4chan
Retard much?
>>707247385
hey thanks now I have to take my retarded son to the hospital
>>707242705
shoe killer
>>707249487
>not recognising the thumbnail that hasn't changed in well over a year
FUCK OFF CASUAL
>>707245711
That's not how Witnessed works you faggot
>>>>/v/
>>707249646
>Casual
>>707249768
>extra > because you truly are casual
>not crossboarding to support your mandarin rug making website
FUCKING CASUAL
>>707242705
>>707246138
I said that the first time I saw it to. Like "go get em tiger" smack on the ass
>>707246684
>>707250076
bet that tickled
>>707250499
>>707250076
Can't really see shit. What happened?
>>707251006
knife in the butt or cunt
>>707251006
>>707247619
10/10
>>707249294
He would have if they had been where they're supposed to go. Damn nig doesn't even know how pants work.
>>707245456
IS there a gif version of this?
>>707254253
Kek
>>707245381
This made me hard af
>>707254253
kek, more like this?
>>707251006
Tore her a new asshole.
>>707246760
I laughed, i lost
>>707255319
Fucking niggers
>>707245456
He's been waiting his entire life to do that
>>707254535
make one
>>707245381
lol
>>707255404
Fuck you you racist.
You don't understand what it's like to be oppressed.
>>707255554
bait harder.
>>707255319
NiggersAtackingTheMasterRace.webm
>>707255485
I will if nobody has a gif version
>>707255554
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707246544
Imagine filling in the paperwork for shit like this all the time.
>Nigger gesticulations
>Grabs shirt
>Don't grab my shirt
>I give you hug--naw! steal hat!
>My hat you give back to me
>Naw! Grabs dick and starts down the stairs
>Naw nigga CHOKE HOLD! over railing
>Nig passes out
>Other nig lets go, then tries to catch!
>Nig free-falls smacking face off concrete, possibly shits himself
>Bleeds all over sidewalk
>Suddenly wakes up cuz it's PUSH UP TIME!
>Does 5 pushups while bleeding from face
>Starts back up stairs with ass hanging out
THE END
>>707255734
Do you expect me to read that?
Here's a special guy, reking himself in public
>>707242705
WORLDSTAR
>>707256139
>Being this newfag
>Mfw
>Mfw i have no face
>>707256139
Nigger
>>707255734
The fact you felt the need to assert dominance through stating, 'kid', 'kiddo' tells us all that you're nothing but a little pussy hiding behind a persona.
You don't seem too bright either.
>>707246950
fuck this is almost as bad as the nigger getting circumsised
>>707250076
that acting though. get a knife shoved up you and have a mild spastic facial convolution
>>707253527
"Oh he's fine, it only nudged h...O GOD HE DED"
>>707245381
why?
>>707256581
>2016 and not knowing the navy seal story
you just showed your hand newfag
>>707256901
I'm not a new fag. xD i've been here forever lol
>>707256827
He was repeated told to stop tagging their property. They got sick of it. This is how they punished him, with his own spray paint.
There is no way this happened in the United States.
>>707256198
da' fuk
>>707255319
lol i'm not even white, but this is why the stereotype of white people being afraid to walk by some niggers exists. fuck them.
>>707242705
YOU SEE FAT INTERNET DWELLERS SOMETIMES IN REAL LIFE IF YOU CHIRP YOU GET TEETH KNOCKED OUT
>>707245801
Hadn't seen that one in a while. Still laughed like it was the 1st time.
>>707257097
>There is no way this happened in the United States.
Yeah dat nigga woulda got shot in the US
>>707245381
Tagger got a lickable ass
>>707257264
You're not white so fuck you too.
>>707246042
Are the Chinese just high all the time? Why do none of them give a shit when other China dies? I saw that one of that Chinese dude like beating the shit out of some little kid with a broom and all stamping on his head and shit and people walking by like "oop, scuze me"
Somebody China please explainer me.
>>707257264
Around blax.... etc
>>707242705
Never approach someone doing that stupid slow clap. They're warming up their shoulders, both know how to throw
>>707257570
It's just humans losing their lives. Nothing important.
>>707255554
The niggers oppress everyone else by making every place they exist a shithole where you have to fear for your life.
They do nothing but rob, kill, and steal so they can get more drugs and reproduce like ducking animals. They haven't progressed past the fucking tribes that are still in Africa to this day.
>>707257570
>caring about the chinese at all
>>707246544
i just can't understand why nobody likes niggers.
nice dubz, yo
>>707257679
damn, wheres the cop with the fucking gun when you need him.
>>707257264
and vice versa
>>707257473
No he would've cried "muh assault, muh trauma, pay me!"
>>707257775
You seem like the type who didn't attend school much because your 'poor immune system'.
>>707257570
Do you know how many Chinese there are? So what if a few go missing or whatever.
>>707257833
>>707255319
And if he walked on the other side of the road to avoid them, he would be called "racist".
>>707257776
China rule world soon. U be China slave. We see hu care about Chinees then
>>707258171
KEK. that's fucken hilarious
>>707257679
Shit like this makes me want to shoot every last gang-banging wanna be nigger I see.
Total waste of existance.
>>707257264
>lol i'm not even white
yes u are
>>707258560
survival of the fittest. :)
>>707245381
WITNESSED!
>>707257990
No. Where I went we would beat the shit out of any fucking nigs that did that shit.
They all need to fucking die.
>>707258333
trips checked and see
>>707258560
you have a long way to go.
>>707258560
its like he tried to put it out with more alcohol
>>707258560
FAKE AS FUCK. YOU FUCK.
>>707255319
Fucking retard didnt notice the obvious set up
8888
>>707258411
That happened in Atlanta, there was a report filed on it. That kid was 25yrs old, in the middle of a workday, had never had a job. FUCKING HOW.
8888 this time
>>707245684
>Makmud, you cheeky bitch! Don't slap my ass this is serious
>>707258858
fuck
>>707245381
I'm on mobile. What happened here? Thumbnail looks good tbh
>>707258171
someone's been practicing
>>707246371
yuh dumb
>>707258560
>Flaming Shot
Its a full fucking glass
>>707258764
WHAT? That's a genuine genital burn right there.
>>707258171
That's what you get for wearing socks and sandals you jungle runner
>>707258961
the fuck is the point of your existence.
>>707258827
Would never want to live in the South where they are overrun with all the nigs.
>>707258910
>>707258961
just fuck off
>>707255132
Lmao
This is when I really appreciate nig nogs.
>>707258961
They pulled the guys knees up over his head to he was ass-up, pulled his shorts down and spray painted his asshole and balls silver, using the can of paint he was using to tag their property.
>>707258961
it's a cat that gets rekt. you don't wanna see it.
>>707258961
Some nig getting his ass full of white fluid
>>707256139
>>707256581
How new?
>>707259133
Just live in the south near water. Not a lot of black people live near water for some reason.
>>707259045
That's how I do shots.
>>707259365
You must have a wide throat.
>>707259080
goddamn shoobies, fucking up our society.
>>707257679
>>707255319
I can't believe there is not an american militia cleaning up the streets from those disgusting apes.
>>707259511
Just don't set the shit on fire first.
>>707259654
>>707259796
Thank you for the pallet clenser
>>707259796
fucking aww, man.
>>707259930
>>707259654
militias are illegal in USA
>>707259826
I feel much better now. Thanks.
>>707255554
Only thing holding niggers back and oppressing them are the niggers themselves.
>>707245381
Wheelchair in the background. They're spraying a spacca's ass. It's so clean because he shits into a bag.
t. a guy that fucks mongs.
>>707260057
>>707259826
Whoever created this is a goddamn hero.
>>707259826
Simply awesome.
>>707260057
Animals
>>707260160
that's fucked up. is that dumb nigger gonna pay for that windshield?????
>>707258560
Aren't you supposed to extinguish the flame before drinking it anyway?
>>707260059
Those chimps breed like rabbits. By 2050 they will outnumber you so bad, that nowadays Detroit will be a joke.The end of your country, which I don't specially like, is getting close if you murricans don't send them to Liberia asap.
>>707260529
niggers know their place here. i ain't skeered
>>707260528
Yeeeeep!
>>707257570
Asians in general are soulless ant people.
>>707246963
kek
>>707260160
Blacks would say police brutality. I think the cop just missed by a couple inches. Obv this nigger was dangerous if they needed that many cops.
>>707260603
Fuck! Nononononononononoooo1!1!
>>707259826
my fucking sides have not laughed in a rekt thread that much in a long time, filthy thieving niggers
>>707259338
That is because they cannot swim. Most are too lazy and/or retarded to learn. Kinda like getting a job for them.
>>707260529
They know they're fucked without us.
And even if they didn't, we would just do what the people of Johannesburg are doing, set up giant barb wire fences around the cities we want to keep and watch them all starve and take some pot shots over the fence at them once in a while
>>707260057
fucking savages, literally have they no shame
>>707255468
Top fucking kek
>>707260961
My sides hurt
>>707258883
Gave me a laugh too.
>>707260057
why the fuck theres a naked female gorilla?
>>707255319
Did anyone ever find this guy?
I remember /pol/ going all out on identifying the street so they could get the police to investigate it.
>>707260057
wtf
>>707256139
Newfag detected.
>>707261214
Hot.
>>707246950
GOD FUCK NO PLS OH FUCK NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>707257679
old bitch was talking shit no doubt
>>707246271
>>707246590
Nope, talcum powder.
>>707260063
>>707260184
>>707260233
>>707260830
Sorry to tell you guys... but this is fake its from a youtube ''''''''prankster''''''''''
>>707260059
>militias are illegal in USA
You must be retarded. Read the second amendment to the US Constitution, if you know how to read and comprehend what you have read that is.
>>707261387
Knocked the fuck out
>>707246950
Don't know why this always gets posted. If you watch the full video, the dude grabs his dick from between his legs and slips it right back in. Nothing happened to his dick.
>>707260160
Just threw the mother fucker right into his windshield! Really!
>>707260160
Nigger jumped into the windshield to be able to claim brutality.
>>707245381
>Bite my shiny metal ass
>>707259930
>black people can't fight one on one
>surprise!
>>707245381
MODS MODS MODS
>>707261476
Yeah, don't think it's fake though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX9wHZSRTl0
>>707256198
Getting off on foot odor = weird, but not unheard of.
Jerking it in public = creepy, but I get it. Some people have that whole "fear of getting caught" thing that turns them on.
Getting off on your own foot odor while jerking it in public = ascended.
>>707249686
just kek you faggot
>>707261742
RETARD RETARD RETARD
>>707261943
was that ragdoll mode?
>>707261943
Is that a broken neck?
>>707261742
Say, friend, are you new?
>>707261999
witnessed
>>707261943
i think he just broke both of his arms
>>707261754
Look it up. 98% of the prank videos on youtube are fake.
>>707247385
thank fuck sound was removed
>>707261459
Never thought I'd say this, but I wish we had just made GT canon.
>>707261752
kek'd
>>707245381
I don't get it?
>>707262240
>>707261702
there is no one on one in a street fight ... if ur buddy is getting rekt ur going to help him , for sure
>>707262240
Wasn't that guy fired or sued for doing that?
A pity 'cause his method worked like a charm.
>>707259889
the squatmobile
>>707260057
harambe never died. they just shaved him
>>707245801
what the fuck happened here
>>707260961
Shieeeeet !
>>707261943
>title
fucking made me kek
>>707262698
crack lighter... had an open flame... ripped open a lighter releasing the vapor into the air which dispersed into the room and into the flame causing combustion
>>707262240
there's nothing wrong with whipping their asses if they misbehave
Asian webm porn thread
>>707246544
SHHHHEEEEEIIIITTTT!
