Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707177814
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claimed
still here
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Claim
>>707198128
Did you see that knife pic I made for you?
>>707198166
آحكي على القط يجيك ينط
>>707197820
Yes.
>>707197534
sure
>>707197820
(discount tsundere~chan)
nice to hear bb
when are you going to cut me?
Shiro claimed.
>>707198303
ayy lmao
>>707198166
hey babe
>>707198434
>>707198301
Yeah, thanks.
>>707198010
The fuck is this shit ruining /b/
Do you faggots actually have a folder full of anime women, know their names and "claim" them?
r u fkin srs?
basement dwellers
>>707198489
Ohayo~
>>707198601
Ohayo
>>707198601
How're you today?
>>707198537
Stupid frog poster. Stay triggered you autist.
>>707197279(Alice)
I'm sorry, but you'll have to settle. I guess you could also settle for Ilya
>>707197434(Ilya)
That's Ilya, this is Illya
>>707197059(Yuno)
It was extremely comfortable, remembering it makes me want some hot cocoa now.
>>707197435(Smugger)
Well, I'm finally out of bed because I needed to piss, I guess food's next. Then season 2!
I'm Eastern time
>>707198537
>Thinking anything can ruin /b/, the board for all things random.
>>707198673
>triggered
go drool over 2D women u fgt
>>707198537
The Fuck is this shit ruining /pepe/
Do you faggots actually pretend to be a pepe when you're not a fucking basement dweller
r u fkun srs?
Normies
>>707198722
Practically same thing
>>707198767
Sorry that I didn't get to reply to you last thread.
>>707198760
The cancer of random is order and repetition.
>>707198491
No problem, it's not that good but I tried.
>>707198760
What about lack of randomness?
>>707198638
How's it going? Found a source?
>>707198643
Pretty good. Kind of hungry, but too lazy to make food. How are you?
Also, what's with the weird pictures lately?
>>707198839
And you drool over rare pepes.
Who's the real cringe lord?
>>707198890
What about lack of originality
Like you're waifu
>>707198915
Speaking of hunger, I'm leaving for breakfast with my family soon. So that's good.
Reviewbrah got 100,000 subscribers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aP4VBnHPyI
So that's really nice.
What do you mean weird pictures?
>>707198328
any plans for the sunday?
>>707198405
i dont like cutting people
why would you even want that?
>>707198434
its a nazi loli
>>707198448
מדברים על החמור, והנה הוא בא
>>707198722
i dunno, its only good after comming home from a snowstorm or something
Found Hatsune Miku's personality
>>707198722
I guess Irisviel it is.. At least she looks like Illya :(
>>707198874
>
>>707198915
The video I found said you could just use the trial version download for the crack, which is neat
>>707198861
No it's okay at least you replied me now.
How's it going?
>>707198890
I like your pics
>>707199122
Do you ever do anything original?
>>707199108
Yes. I'm going out for breakfast with my mom's side of the family soon. How about you?
>>707198890
Isn't that what /r9k/ is for?
>>707198864
Take a look at some of the other boards, and you'll see that they do the exact same thing.
>>707199122
>>707199253
Yeah, because they're not /b/.
>>707199156
Good.
You?
>>707199108
because im feeling edgy
I've got a busy day today
Fuck.
Stand up, all victims of oppression
For the tyrants fear your might
Don't cling so hard to your possessions
For you have nothing, if you have no rights
Let racist ignorance be ended
For respect makes the empires fall
Freedom is merely privilege extended
Unless enjoyed by one and all
So come brothers and sisters
For the struggle carries on
The internationale
Unites the world in song
So comrades come rally
For this is the time and place
The international ideal
Unites the human race
Let no one build walls to divide us
Walls of hatred nor walls of stone
Come greet the dawn and stand beside us
We'll live together or we'll die alone
In our world poisoned by exploitation
Those who have taken, now they must give
And end the vanity of nations
We've but one earth on which to live
And so begins the final drama
In the streets and in the fields
We stand unbowed before their armour
We defy their guns and shields
When we fight, provoked by their aggression
Let us be inspired by life and love
For though they offer us concessions
Change will not come from above
>>707199108
I'm suuure iis.
Don't you have any improves pictures to get your points across?
>>707199137
It's also true. It's what I did.
Did it work?
>>707199307
I was referring to how everything on /r9k/ is supposed to be unique and original since the same shit can't be posted twice.
>>707198066
Gorgeous
>>707198146
Kitty-bunny
>>707198722
Yeah about March is when I started to claim and cane that early cause school. I need to do the same or I'll die front hunger.WHOO!
>>707197779
>>707199137
Chen is one of the few black sheeps here. Tried helping him with the his hatred but told me to fuck off
>>707197820
>>707199108
You nerd. It's fine dude that's a new phrase I could use. I don't. I'm saving up for other stuff besides game and arkham is replayable and wouldn't get old
>>707199036
No idea.
>>707199137
I mean would you just give Alice to someone else. And as a pet no less!?
>>707199108
It's best after a snow storm, but I enjoy it year round.
>>707198010
>>707199694
Truth be told, I haven't tried it yet. I got busy doing some stuff yesterday
I should download it now
>>707199808
I would give her to me as a pet. Does that count?
>>707199735
Smug
>>707199883
What is this called?
>>707199802
Good, good.
>>707199735
Forgot about you too
Sorry smuggles
>>707199883
Looks tasty how much is it?
>>707199345
I'm good, still sick but it's nothing.
What have you been doing lately?
>>707199735
Crossover when?
>>707199669
iz krajine krenuli su vuci
cuvejte se ustase i turci
karadzicu vodi srbe svoje
borimo se draga nam sloboda
>>707200006
>doing stuff
That's quite an improvement!
What did you do?
>>707200041
Are you watching anything out of the current season? There isn't really anything that looks exciting.
>>707198938
Is this Dean or just some random tomoko claimer?
>>707200041
F U R R Y E Y E B R O W S
>>707200112
I hope you get better
Haven't been doing much. My internet went out because I was broke.
>>707200220
Why are YOU calling me Dean?
That's not me, no.
>>707200220
I'm the OG Tomoko claimer.
>>707200220
I it bad I recognize those lyrics?
Remove kebab
>>707199196
oh sounds fun, hope you have fun.
where are you gonna eat?
i have a lot of schoolwork to do but im just procastinating at this point
>>707199461
arent you always edgy?
i will give you this i guess
>>707199694
i was just trying to strike up conversation
basically a retarded way of saying hi
>>707199735
i know, i am a huge nerd. with my chinese cartoons and stuff
oh what are you saving up for?
i have never played it lol
>>707199808
seriously? i cant drink that stuff during the summer
liking loli makes you a pedo
>>707200408
Cutie
Tell me to kill myself again
>Jamming to some good music while working outside
>Accidentally press skip instead of pause when someone comes up to me
>Its some nigger selling candy that I don't want
>The next song is shit
>I'm out of skips
FUCK
>>707200537
liking pedo makes you a loli
>>707199735
I'm sure there's some amount of nutrients in your blankets and mattress.
>>707200006
Pretty sure that's cheating, so I don't think it counts, no.
>>707200408
As long as you're in a climate controlled building it's never summer
>>707200537
You said you only come to /b/ for loli threads
>>707199253
Maybe. But in that case this board is counter-intuitive to it's name.
>Randomness is the lack of pattern or predictability in events.
I know for sure that if I type "waifu" into the catalog I will find the general and that once the image limit has been hit a new thread will be linked.
Lack of randomness even harmed the thread as it slowly became a circlejerk and shied away from waifu discussion.
But I'm not complaining, this thread is the only reason I come here.
>>707199156
Thank you. I like Stella's appearance a lot too.
>>707198997
>Japanese words for first (初 hatsu), sound (音 ne) and future (ミク miku), thus meaning "the first sound from the future"
She revolutionized vocoders and was the first of her line. That's quite original.
>>707200615
>using spotify
Wow are you even a fucking pirate?
>>707200220
http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/z/education/master-the-mainframe/
Part of this. I was going to do more of it today, but it's down for maintenance
Installation started, we'll see how it goes. Most of the comments mentioned a problem with the install failing
>>707200627
What if I have dissociative identity disorder
>>707200763
Good morning Mikura
>>707200615
do you not just have music downloaded on your phone?
>>707200617
I want a pedo loli ;-;
>>707200719
exactly
>konata
>>707200763
Having her as a waifu isn't
I just thought Hatsune Miku meant season future
>>707200830
It's 6pm tho.
>>707200949
It's 1pm you dip
>>707200763
You seem familiar.
>>707201012
Its 4 pm tho
>>707200949
>>707201012
are you guys ok?
>Konata
>>707201012
I think you mean noon, my good sir.
>>707200408
nah usually its just crippling depression
>>707200537
liking klonata makes you a neckbeard
>>707198010
CLAIMED
>>707201177
>>707201181
>>707201184
>>707200830
That's quite the loophole you've found there. So I guess you could give your waifu to someone else that is also you in that case. But I still won't give you Illya.
>>707201222
nice trips slachi ^-^
>>707200220
I am not.
>>707200408
Breakfast stuff.
I'll be leaving now. Bye.
>>707200784
I am, but I don't have the space on my phone to have shit tons of music, especially because I like to listen to the radios that Spotify has, so I would need to download like, 6 gorillion songs, name them, sort them and it would just be too much of a hassle for no benefit.
>>707200882
See above
>>707201177
Its 12 PM though
>>707200913
That's good I guess, means that she gets the recognition she deserves. I don't really care much about that and focus on giving her all the love I have for her myself.
But if you're so confident about this prove me that someone besides me claimed her here in the past.
>>707201012
Pretty sure it's 4:20 right now somewhere in the world.
>>707201181
You are here so I'm good.
>>707201119
I didn't expect you to find me familiar, impressive.
>>707201497
:3
>>707200041
>>707200239
>
>>707200347
>>707200397
There was a madman on earlier today, who was completely mad and also a man. He too claimed tomoko.
>>707200405
It is good! Very good!
U odbrani svoga srpskog roda!
Where are Serbian heroes when you need them?
>>707200408
And the attempted succeeded, the conversation started. In order to keep it afloat I suggested a topic: the usage of manipulated imagery to clarify statements.
>>707200537
You seem to know quite well.
>>707200830
I like the "starting salary is $113,000".
>shiro
>>707200038
Happy to see me up and early at it?
>>707200056
You forgot me ;_;
>>707200124
When some artist takes a liking to it and decides to draw it
>>707200408
Bet you can read the moonrunes. Was a build but something much more personal now. I'd rather not share. You'll love it
>>707200627
I doubt it. But eating a good amount would make me full hopefully
>>707198106
Hiya!
I'm awake!
>>707201556
in 10 mins
Gonna take the Devil's grass?
>>707201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM
>>707201544
ya dingus
>>707201556
my sleep schedule is fucked and I've been staying up all night ;-;
>>707201640
°^°
>kkk
>>707200239
I'll try.
Your pics are so comforting to look at tbh
>>707200763
Oh thank you!
>>707201645
Happens. Just look at this new Tomoko poster.
>>707201556
>Pretty sure it's 4:20 right now somewhere in the world.
It will be in 10 minutes
>>707200627
yea my house isnt even close to that
we have a huge window which either warms up the house or lets all the cold in.
it sucks
>>707201222
thats edgy yo
>>707201504
have fun
later
>>707201645
>manipulated imagery
yea but i dont know what is wrong with that picture
i was just trying to be funny, the pic of yuno had nothing to do with that
>>707201688
あなたのお母さん
oh im sorry, i hope you are okay though
i am not sure if i would though, i like the DC universe but the combat seems like it gets boring quick
>>707201781
good morning
sleep well?
>>707201688
Oh so he can say smuggles?
I'm pretty neutral about it
>>707201688
Hnngg...
>I'm fluent with photoshop and its siblings, but I don't own it.
>But I'm not all that great with art sometimes.
>>707201842
I-it's so beautiful...
>>707200220 (You)(You)
>>707201810
Hopefully. But I'll wait 2 more hours for that, trying to stop myself from doing it alone.
>>707201857
I would keep you up all night. What hour have you been going to sleep?
>>707202033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rE3Ci5sBc
>>707200949
But how long have you been up?
>>707201433
Can I have a hug from the Illya at least? :(
>>707201645
>starting salary is 113,000$
What's this about?
>>707201688
It's probably got fiber at least.
>>707202097
Man that sucks. What are your winters like?
>>707201556
Its kind of the way you type. And you're personality. Did you claim Homura?
>>707201862
Thanks. The artist who makes them is really good. Stella is very goodlooking herself
>>707201688
I'm sorry senpai!
>>707202097
CHING CHONG PING PONG
I am just gotta put money to priority first you know? Dude trust me, I've played all of the games many times. It doesn't
>>707202130
He's been reported though
I missed you though
>>707202182
That got to you?
>
>I can't shop or draw but would love to learn both
>>707202097
Yup! I passed out trying to reply mid sentence too!
>>707198010
GET IN >>707201031
>>707202364
Gonna see some friends then?
>>707202594
Of course you can
>>707202364
It's 10am might sleep in the next hour or 2 and then wake up at like 7pm and start the cycle again ;-;
and that would be worthwhile then c:
>>707202703
Nah
>>707202594
6 hours and half at most.
>>707202685
You're almost correct and I'm happy for knowing that you remember me.
I posted as her, but I didn't claim her. I do claim Miku now.
>>707202755
Yea, hopefully watch some animu with them too. Or just sit around taking turns in vidya and rolling.
>>707202830
Are you working or studying currently? Some times not sleeping is the best way to fix your sleep schedule.
>>707202648
well right now im freezing my toes off
its 50 F right now
real winters are gonna be bad
although last year was really tame, i dont even think we hit the freezing point of water during the day
>>707202703
yea boy, get google translated
nah its fine you dont have to talk about it
seriously? which one did you enjoy most?
i might pick them up during a steam sale
>>707202741
kek, well you were probably pretty sleepy
i hope you are feeling well rested now
>>707202779
>
>>707203083
Ah, so about the same time I woke up. I thought you had just woken up for whatever reason
>>707203154
Lewd
>>707203083
>mfw social life
Well hopefully you'll have a nice time~
I'll be leaving thread now, you know where to find me
>>707203154
>
>>707198010
It's like you guys want me to post Mitzi.
>>707203275
It's a rare occasion, have a good one.
![_63861709_63861708[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BXXLk8J.jpg "_63861709_63861708[1].jpg")
>>707203154
There's a dick on her stomach
>>707203083
I'm gonna start working around the 21st, but for now I'm just being useless ;-;
>>707203115
Oh no! Hope you have a fireplace or something to get warm by for the winter. It's about 60 F for me right now but it's also mid day. If you're freezing your toes off then now would be a great time for hot cocoa!
>>707203251
>
Some one post tomoks Bush pls
>>707203668
Roll trips.
>>707202648
>at least
>>707202685
I have been informed that you can't call me smuggles. You're fine
>>707203004
Aw
>>707203115
Fine. Yup. Beat on 100% including new gume plus. Arkham city. Hands down the best
>>707203275
What's wrong?
I'm not a cuck, but if I roll this dice and it lands on a 6 you can fuck my wife.
>>707203115
Of course I was! I'm happy that I woke up to an already cooked breakfast too, my friend came over and made it. And decided to situate himself with my hulu.
>>707202703
You reported me?!
Meanie ;-;
>>707203083
Isn't Miku one if the most popular waifus? Besides Tomoko that is.
>>707203767
I'm gonna call you smuggles anyway cause I'm a rebel yo
>>707203812
Bear my children
>>707204092
I'll do it
>>707202703
I was "hnngg-ing" to how no one has done it, along with my lack of skills.
>>707203424
Being useless with an ETA for when will you stop being useless is amazing, enjoy while you can. Got anything planned to do or will you just let time pass with your messed up schedule?
>>707203251
Maybe I should use a certain pic as I wake up, but at the same time I love varying and being unpredictable.
>>707204088
She is. Oddly enough nobody seems to claim her here.
>>707204092
I would gladly
I'm going to take a break from yard work for a little bit and shitpost/masturbate
test
>>707201965
They are literally everywhere...
Well, I guess she's the first a pleb would think of.
>>707202097
It appears there is a misunderstanding.
You commented on my glorious hat, so I just wanted to know if you too were using any accessories in your claims.
Had nothing to do with the pictures you posted.
>>707202333
>333
>witnessed
Ahoy! Nette Endziffern. Wie geht's?
>>707202594
That link you provided said that "mainframe developers" got an average starting salary of 113k.
test
>>707204540
https://a.pomf.cat/plpccg.jpg
>And now I leave thread
cut me yuno
>>707204704
Your waifu is boring and a lolicon pandering slut
>>707203620
>
>>707204522
I wish I had an ohayou, I would post that when I wake up :(
>>707204704
Oh, I never really looked at the page much. Just registered and left.
I wouldn't be a mainframe developer, probably just administrator. Much simpler to do
>>707204586
at the same time?
>>707204522
I'm gonna go to the pawn shop later, need to buy cat food
I hope I can stay up so I don't fall asleep and they close ;-;
![EHm4ptf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DGFZhSm.png "EHm4ptf[1].png")
You all fucking disgust me, you filthy degenerates. You're the reason /b/ has gone to shit.
>>707204866
I can't have you do that now.
You have to take responsibility~
>>707205005
I'm pretty good at multitasking, and I don't want to waste a bunch of time. This isn't the first time I've done it either
>>707205061
>>707205056
>>707205056
>>>/jail/
>>707204704
jo die trips haben gerade einen moment des glücks in diesen traurigen abend gebracht
schön dich mal wieder hier zu sehen, auch wenn ich selbst wenig da bin
>>707205166
good luck then cutie, have a good one :o
>>707205056
that's like the only good stuff about /b/, degenerates
>>707205270
cute socks
>>707205228
Ama you nigger, don't leave me like this!
>>707205001
I thought of using these two for waking / going to bed. But I don't really like the idea and rather post random pics.
https://a.pomf.cat/cglkjt.png
https://a.pomf.cat/wsddyv.png
>>707205005
Good luck with that. I think your cat hopes that as well.
>>707205520
Fuck I'm getting pulled in
Togame you nignog
>>707205270
>>707205843
nice feet
>>707205001
I'm already out of (you) pictures. Need to make some more.
>>707205843
Horrible paws
>>707204586
You get off on shitposting?
>>707204522
Didn't we used to have a claimer? He acted cancerous and shit
>>707205738
I won't let you escape now, you're mine~!
You brought this to yourself
>>707204934
She ain't boring at all!!!
>>707205001
Shame really. Why not go for the better paying job?
>>707205294
Ganz schön düstere Grundeinstellung. Ist irgendwas nicht in Ordnung?
>>707204522
W O W
That's a pretty cool pic there
>>707205943
Nah, I just don't waste time.
>>707205991
Shwanz
>>707205931
>>707205991
boring boring boring boring boring boring boring
boring boring boring boring boring boring boring
>>707205270
SHHH! The warden thinks I'm taking online courses.
>>707205988
I'll have to make room in my schedule for you now~
I just wanted to acknowledge you as I left.. How did I let this happen
>>707206212
Wait wat You're not?
You get isolation for a week
>>707205567
Maybe. But tyhe randomness is kind of nice too sometimes
>>707205883
>
>>707205991
I'm not very good at development. And if it's anything even remotely close to what I think it is, I feel I would have some difficulty
>>707206304
>about to sneeze.jpg
You aren't fooling anyone :^)
>>707205991
es ist sonntag und ich muss morgen um 6 aufstehen?
halte ich für nen guten grund
>>707206140
Ananas please, this post is the definition of boring. Shiro is a cute.
>>707205943
None of those statements surprise me sadly. I will do my best to make up for his reputation.
>>707206051
I can't remember where I got it from sadly.
>>707206304
I hope you're happy with yourself, you're forcing me to let you go now
>>707206121
That's not a word.
>>707206140
NO! IT'S NOT TRUE!
>
>>707206464
I guess most people do, or else the salary wouldn't be as nice.
>>707206644
Did this HERETIC just call me by my pet name?
>>707206755
Boring. Boring boring boring. Boring boring.
Boring.
>>707206121
it's Schwanz
Send your armies
There's no man or machine
who can stop me
and you'll soon see
I come for vengeance
for the first Son of Light
and I'm ready I'm willing and I'm prepared to fight
>>707206755
I meant schwanz
>>707206885
>>707206837
>heretic
No.
ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas
ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas ananas
>>707207016
It isn't very nice to just come over to me and talk about your dick.
Rude, just rude.
>>707206837
B-but why?
>>707207116
HERETIC!
>>707207179
You started talking shit first. Don't START NOTHING. Won't BE NOTHING.
>>707206464
>but it's true
>>707206734
Togame pls
Now I feel bad
>>707206837
>my pet name
Kinky
>>707207283
Well, I guess it's still better to be boring than cringeworthy.
>>707207323
Good
>>707207577
https://a.pomf.cat/nrtbia.jpg
Tell me now
Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me Man, is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
They looked to me once
Now they turn to you
Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a hero
They just want a martyr, a statue to raise
I've given everything I can
There are no heroes left in man.
>>707207179
:^)))))))))
>>707207814
Fine, if you give me that look, I can't stay mad for long.
But just this one time, okay?
>>707208219
https://a.pomf.cat/hgmewg.jpg
Just this once, won't fuck up this time~
