Space colony game!
Dubs decides regular action
Trips or higher decides huge action
Odd quads kills nearly everyone and forces them to rebuild!
100 years per update!
Species list (Dots are people):
Feminists: Purple
/b/tards: [EXTINCT]
/pol/acks: Red
Robots: light pink
Niggers: dark brown (ofc)
Faggots: reddish-pink
/pol/ is crumbling due to low resources but an organisation called WRAITH based on /r9k/ is supporting them. Meanwhile /pol/'s colony on New /Pol/ (Used to be tumblr) is panicking and is barely tethered to the /pol/ homworld. /b/ is a cesspool of filth and scum.
GO!
First
>>707177131
>>707176988
Got a winrar before the move
>>707177223
Second
>>707177263
Kek. It 404'd just in time. I saw you wrote it down anyway so it's cool.
>>707177131
New /pol/ is taken over and renamed /int/
>>707177223
Furry fags begin colonization of the seas
>>707177324
Roll
>>707177268
Furry fags launch a satellite for broadcasting of non stop live feeds
Space bandits engage and kill the ultimate species
Space robots go!
Sea Furries are born.
>>707177131
WRAITH sends out a deep-space probe out of the system, to gather data and send it back for a long-term space exploration similar to voyager. Details about WRAITH culture, the human species, and other things, including music (metal and classical) and universal directions on the location of our system. Vitreus crystals enable high speed, ultra-powered sensors and a very long-range communications system.
a civil war dawns on new /pol/
>>707177414
Rell
The gays build a massive gay cyborg army for the extermination of the furrys
>>707177422
Space robots violently attack subhuman /pol/acks.
>>707177470
Roll
Tumblr army deploys anti misogyny shields which somewhat counter the /pol/ invasion. Shields are also pink.
>>707177470
Rerolling
WRAITH holds both space and time in high interest, constantly looking to discover new things about both, including weaponization, transportation and general knowledge gain.
>>707177131
The /b/ homeworld actually had a symbiotic relation with its original inhabitants, the /b/tards. With so much filth polluting the fragile ecosystem, the planet loses its symbiotic balance and volcanos all around the surface enter eruption. Every single one of these faggots gets drowned in lava, nothing's left but fire and ashes. You can basically do nothing on /b/ for 5 updates, it's uninhabitable and it presents no interest whatsoever. After that, fresh /b/tards grow from the ashes and try to start anew.
I guess quads are required
>>707177470
reroll
Sea furries are born.
I keep forgetting the darned pic!
faggots created the horogman (horse dog man) race.
>>707177497
lloR
>>707177516
Roooolllllllls
>>707177470
rerolling bitches
>>707177131
/pol/ gather an unlimited amount of resources thanks to a strange technology discovered on /b/, decide not to nuke /b/ (for now)
>>707177470
rerolling.
Captcha fucking sucks.
>>707177414
Rull
>>707177603
relllon
>>707177470
Rerolls
>>707177516
Rolling
Gay ray turns the pirates gay
>>707177603
reroll
>>707177497
Roll
>>707177603
gimme
>>707177470
Reroll fuck I hate captcha
>>707177516
Needs to see those pink boob shields
>>707177603
I said gibs
>>707177470
Rerolling again
>>707177414
Roll
>>707177566
/b/ is overrun by a new species that reproduces extreme rapidly. /b/ is now starving due to overpopulation.
>>707177470
rol
>>707177640
Roll
>>707177516
Bro
>>707177603
ok roll + add a new spaceship to poll, with shield and antimatter canon, aim it to /b/
>>707177732
rrolll
>>707177470
rollin' rollin'
>>707177732
rrlolo
>>707177546
roll
Gay star blows up and /pol/ loses interest in nuking /b/
civil war starts on the new /pol/
Tumblr manages to counter the /pol/ army due to their lack of resources. And launches a counterattack, destroying their defenses.
>>707177470
rollllll
captcha is a jew
>>707177732
fug, gimme already
>>707177801
rolling
>>707177725
Furriers decide to leave earth... I mean planet furry and send colonization ships to all KNOWN PLANTES.
Space bandits call for reinforcements
>>707177732
fucking get alraedy
>>707177790
/pol/ sure ain't losing interest
The /b/ probe launches some time in 0 - 100 goes insane after witnessing what its homeworld has become.
>>707177801
reroll
>>707177801
rroll
>>707177732
Oy m80
>>707177732
gimmmeeee REEE
Horsemen kill every other race on /b/ to save the planet
>>707177801
rolling for dubs
>>707177546
Let's try with some trips
>>707177732
fuck it
>>707177470
Rolling
WRAITH policies and general population philosophy prevents the government from even acknowledging religion, to enable true equality and separation of church and state.
>>707177470
Rolling.
>>707177801
rroll
/b/ realizes it soon will be extinct so they create giant spaceships on which the best 1% will continue their lives.
>>707177516
PLEEEEASE
>>707177899
YAAAAS
OP YOU KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO
ALSO SHOOT /b/ with newly built spaceship
>>707177470
Fucking roll. Jesus this is taking forever.
>>707177899
Winrar
>>707177640
GAY PIRATE ARMADA!!
>>707177546
this
>>707177470
Rolling.
I hate street signs
>>707177943
this
>>707177945
Boob shields for tumblr that are actually super effective
>>707177887
Roll
>>707177470
Rerol
>>707177801
roll
>>707177847
Rull
>>707177470
Rerolling motherfucker
>>707177998
>not using legacy captcha
you deserve it faggot
also, rolling to nuke wraith empire, unknown aggressor
>>707177470
Rolling fuck
>>707177801
roll!
/pol/ has build a monster.
>>707178050
Rollz
>>707178013
Ba roolssss
>>707178050
let's roll niggerz
>>707178013
Roll
>>707177546
come on bitch
>>707178050
Eh, it's been a while, I guess I could. Also again with trying to fuck with my thing?
>>707177470
reroll also
>>707177801
rolling to stop pol
>>707178082
>>707178099
nice, also rolling to fire the antimatter canon at /b/, vaporizing them out o existence
>>707177801
reroll
>>707178150
y not faggit
reroll for >>707178159
>>707178082
Good thing WRAITH is on good terms with /pol/
>>707177470
Rerolling
>>707178013
We need BOOB SHIELDS FORTUMBLR WHICH TURN OUT TO BE SUPER EFFECTIVE AND PROTECTS WHOLE PLANET
>>707178188
You need trips.
>>707178188
>88
It's not happening faggot, we obliterate tumblr with our superior firepower
>>707178238
fucking roll
>>707178214
Roll
zombie outbreak happens in /pol/
>>707178194
Because all it would serve to do would be to annoy me, there's no reason for it, and you look like a pathetic cuck trying to knock over people's goddamn sandcastles.
>>707178255
get rekt tumblr faggots
OP don't forget to do this too
>>707178099
/pol/ is going so well and starts to think they are immortal. They send their giant spaceship to the inhabitable planet and it dies a slow and painful death.
>>707177470
Rerolling so I can get on with my next action goddamnit
>>707178214
tROLL
>>707178277
nice wasted dubz faggot
>>707177470
rolling jesus
/pol/ is enraged at whoever nuked their ally.
>>707178288
OP UPDATE ALREADY
NUKE /b/ and tumblr
>>707177470
Roll.
Space bandits kill ultimate species
>>707178349
you forgot to fire antimatter canon at /b/ and vaporize the planet
and this >>707178361
wraith you'll get your revenge
Pirates attack /pol/
genetic mutation happens due to supra population in /pol/
Cannibalism starts happening
/pol/ and wraith ally themselves in order to exterminate the feminist threat.
>>707178361
Fuck i didn't read
>>707178371
Tree roll
Tumblr uses gender bender Ray to turn gigs into a trans woman
Gay pirates grows larger by another 4 star ships with planetry gay bombardment rays used to take back new pol so the gays may have a home once again
>>707178349
Huh-hah yes.
WRAITH handles the nuclear strike well, as they've prepared for such attacks through their existence. WRAITH continues to hold strong ties with /pol/ - trusting them with some prototype WMDs using Vitreus Crystals.
Also rerolling for this still
>>707177470
>>707178349
Huge ship from the unknown enemy emerges from the until now presumed uninhabitable gas planet. They call themselves the Magnetic Clowns.
/pol/ elects trump as their leader
>>707178440
Yes lol
>>707178462
Rerolling
>>707178400
Ok, e discovered that space bandit attacked our greatest ally
thus, they will be sent to tumblr to become nasty trap slaves
>>707178474
roll
>>707178440
Roll
/b/ really sucks now
>>707178474
kek this
>>707178499
Yuss finally a probe
>>707177131
R9k nukes itself with "chad" missiles
/pol/ falls in love with the sea furries and thye decide to get children, this ofc gets out of hand and soon /pol/ will be infected too.
>>707178474
rolling
>>707177380
Might as well
Gay pirates call in 4 more ships with heavy firepower and liberate new policy from all arresting forces
OP wouldn't further nuclear/WMD strikes be considered Quad events? At least on the capitols?
>>707178507
reroll
>>707178545
dubs get?
>>707178440
>gigs
Bhgghhbb roll
>>707178600
fuck you little faggot, /b/ is already ded, OP hasn't updated yet
>>707178474
Rolling for trump. Make it happen.
>>707178599
OP MAKE IT HAPPEN
FASTER YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Also WRAITH constructs newer, more powerful missile defense systems, especially over the capitol. The systems use Vitreus Crystals as power sources, enabling them to run for thousands of years at a level beyond normal power could.
Upd8ed
I am now imposing a max 3 events limit per update to reduce the amount of shitstorm.
>>707178600
Ok so giga nigger is transformed into a feminist by tumblr
>>707178578
Reroll
>>707178684
Rolling. Hopefully will make it on the next update but whatevers
>>707178578
New gay empire!
>>707178691
do this >>707178682
>>707178691
Oh and /b/ is fucking sucks and tumblr is lifeless
>>707178474
rolling!
>>707178692
WINRAR
>>707178684
Rolling for next update. Going to add that WRAITH constructs an orbital defense system as well, preventing crafts from foreign planets from entering without permission. WRAITH becomes fortress planet.
>>707178474
Rolling for leader
>>707178814
Rolling
>>707178762
Are you fucking stupid?
>>707178814
Reroll
>>707178409
Roll
The /b/ probe self-destructs
>>707178691
wrath is absorbed by /pol all units and lands come under /pols leadership, no rebellion is possible all wrath have a loyalty chip installed.
>>707178474
Roll
>>707178647
you take this game really seriously don't you?
>>707178814
Ok, let's do this wriath ally.
/pol/ will help them to build their system, reinforcing /pol/'s one at the same time
>>707178474
rerolling
Tumblr creates their new Melanoma Virus, which infects the entire /b/ probe and turns the population into niggers.
>>707178699
Space pirates in habit and build strong defenses around tumbler
>>707178692
k /b/ is dead ,then i use my 00 for this
>>707178876
This but a gay chip
>>707178900
NICE, OP UPDA8 RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>707178898
>imblying it's a game
this is really happening in another universe m88, we gotta do it right
>>707178474
Rolling
>>707178814
Rolling
>>707178900
Fuck yes, thank you friend. WRAITH also lends and helps them to upgrade their systems using Vitreus Crystals, empowering /pol/'s defenses.
>>707178954
/b/ iz dead nigga
>>707179001
This.
>>707179037
Also rolling
Waiting for update
The watchers of the galaxy see /pol/ going absolute madman and decide to completely eradicate them from the universe.
>>707179048
Not any more
>>707179059
>>707179037
HELL YEAH, /pol/ AND THE WRAITH WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE
ALSO ROLLING TO FIRE ANTIMATTER CANON AT /b/ ONE MORE TIME, JUST IN CASE
>>707179059
Ohhh It's so beautiful!
kek
WRAITH sends a heavy duty probe into the Gas Giant.
>>707179059
Rolling to setup mines around the gas planet, this will benefit both /pol/ and the wraith
Ayylmaos from /x/ attempt to colonize /r9k/, are told to "fuck off space niggers"
>>707179219
fucking roll
Space bandits begin all out war on r9k. Calling yet more reinforcements
>>707178474
roll
>>707179186
Rerolling.
>>707179139
Fuck yes. WRAITH enters the Pollack government into their history books, as very close friends and allies in both nation's times of need.
>>707179186
>>707179219
I got you my nigga, let's set up some mines
>>707179220
Reroll
>>707178474
last reroll from me
>>707179241
Roll
>>707179288
My first win!
>>707179256
Indeed my friend, we should take care or these faggot space pirates tho
roll for
>>707179262
>>707179325
roll already
bukakke party
the devil gets born on /pol/
/pol/ scared shitless
>>707178474
rolling
>>707179241
Reroll
>>707179186
Rerolling
>>707179262
Hells yeah. WRAITH supplies /pol/ with Vitreus Crystal power cores, making the mines effective even against energy-based defenses (shields, etc)
>>707179219
Come the fuck on already
>>707179288
WINRAR
>>707178474
'roll
Space gays build a giant gay station (bigger then gay ray) to live in
>>707179377
well shit
>>707179369
also rollin
>>707179220
>>707179288
Oh fuck /x/ is coming
>>707179381
By mines I mean mining outposts to gather more resources to build up an army my nigger
Gays meld their ships into a single giant phallus which they crash in pol's planetary defense in order to penetrate it long and hard.
>>707179325
>>707179381
Rolling for both of these.
WRAITH will help the Pollacks fight the space pirates, with both supplies/weapons and an active military deployment to bolster them. WRAITH military proves highly effective, demonstrating power whilst also not threatening the Pollacks.
>>707179466
Antimatter canon fire at you even before you think about doing this
can't stump the trump nigger
>>707179466
10/10
>>707179059
crusaders come on there spacehorses an settle on the gas planet
Waiting for update
All of the boys in /pol/ kiss each other :)
Trump is elected leader of /pol/ promising to keep the gays out
>>707179486
fucking roll
>>707179288
>>707179377
>>707179466
Shit's going down yo
>>707179381
>>707179486
Rerolling
>>707179449
Im a fucking retard kek sorry. Vitreus Crystal equipment then, to allow more powerful and yet lightweight tools.
>>707179486
FUG, GIMME
Phallus army imminent
>>707179505
Fires but somehow misses and hits wraith
The leader of /pol/ dies of a heart attack, Death Note found at the scene with a note from /a/
THE BATTLE FOR /R9K/ BEGINS
THE NUKE FORM /B/ STILL RAGING TO THIS DAY LIGHTS THE BLACK LAZOR FILLED SKY FIGHTERS FLY HIGH BALSTING THE PIRATES SKY HIGH!
>>707179241
Roll
>>707179486
ROLLEN
it's ok m88 >>707179559
>>707179600
nice try faggot, we can't miss
>>707179600
Sheeeiit
>>707179559
Reroll. WRAITH also publicly executes captured pirate leaders, via firing squad. If the main Pirate leader is captured, Tribus Dolor requests from the Pollacks permission to execute the pirate commander himself, and will do so on public broadcast with the Pollack's permission.
>>707179600
>>707179466
wow... /pol/ losing their shit
Trump is elected leader of /pol/
>>707179627
OK, /pol/ FUCKING destroy the pirate ships and defend the wraith with all our spaceship except the big one
>>707179559
>>707179649
>>707179675
Rerolling.
>>707179600
Also I still think those types of events should be Quads, if they're so devastating like that.
>>707179728
roll
>>707179735
FUCKING ROLL
>>707179623
Rolling for this
>>707179728
reroll
>>707179755
OP YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
UPDA8 FUCKEN NOWWW
>>707177727
Nooooo so close
>>707179623
reroll
Tumblr breaks in half because of a super volcano
The remains mold onto b
More pirate ships arrive with capital weapons to take on r9k
>>707179623
Rolling
>>707179728
rolling
>>707179747
Reroll. WRAITH asks Pollacks in advance for the Pirate Leader if he is captured, for the execution Tribus will administer, via his personal sidearm to the head.
>>707179728
Roll! Give trump his rightful place
>>707179830
Reroll
>>707179819
Roll
resurrects /B/tards and kills nearly everybody forcing a huge rebuild!
>>707179819
Re roll
>>707179819
Roll
>>707179728
roll'
One of the faggots hypnotises the /pol/ king into surrendering to their forces
>>707179747
Rolling. WRAITH strikes hard and fast against the pirates, using Vitreus Crystal powered Ion Cannons to blast their ships from existence, save for the flagship, so the Pirate Commander may be captured.
Gay pirates catch aids from all the gay sex they have.
Odd quads get
>>707179934
Rerolling
>>707179819
Let's go roll get
>>707179951
reroll
German space tanks appear
>>707179933
That should be Quads IMO that's a pretty heavy fucking event
The gas on the middle planet is merely a shroud. The planet is inhabited by facebook memers.
>>707179972
cmon reroll
>>707179949
Fuck reroll
Op how about a updated pic?
Space bandits take rk9 and colonize it
>>707179934
Rerolling fuckers
Also newfag question, how do I use legacy captcha?
>>707179980
It's not like the /pol/acks got wiped out or anything, I could see another regular event resolving this
Also double dubs nigga
>>707179819
Rollin
>>707179934
Rerolling fags.
>>707180011
Also again, that's my entire society, should be Trips or Quads IMO
Fucking space gays bud their own planet
>>707179819
Rolllinn
>>707179934
Rerolling again.
>>707180098
I still think it should be Trips, OP... This is a lot of shit to get completely fucked by one little event....
>>707179934
Rerollarino
>>707179934
rolling shit
>>707179819
Roll for more bandits
The space phallus finally breaches through, spraying electronics disabling space jizz
>>707180153
Stop fucking crying faggot it happened
>>707180244
Winrar
>>707179934
Again with the roll....
WRAITH's medical research field focuses heavily on the mind, how it can be protected, repaired and improved, as well as other augmentations of the senses and body parts.
>>707179949
Reroll
>>707180153
Why /b was killed by dubs
Op u dead nigga? where u at?
>>707180261
roule
>>707180265
Dubs are too common to do shit like that.
The WRAITH corporation's contract with /pol/ ends.
>>707179934
Rolling fagsggerggdffg
Faggot pirates taking heavy losses.
Trump is in power.
Pirates getting reinforcements.
Year 3,000.
>>707180333
WASTED TRIPS
Waiting on update
>>707180333
fucking waste
