Rekt Thread
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Rekt Thread
>>707173663
the real one punch man
>>707174045
Is he died?
bump
>>707173461
he was determined to deliver those egg rolls
>>707173663
save that violence for the niggers
She deserved worse
>>707173461
Why does that last guy's shirt have one short sleeve and one long sleeve?
>>707175807
story?
>>707175971
>insert story of your average cuck
>>707175965
that's a funny meme but you got the real gif?
>>707175965
Not cool man... :(
>>707175807
what the fuck did she expect? she got like 20 free hits let him get a few too. equal rights brah
women are equal right? same punches
>>707175971
his daughter were a brat and started hitting him for some reason
>>707176268
Is the guy on the right Matt Farrah?
>>707176268
stupid fuck just stands there. after the first punch I would aim straight for his adams apple and GG.
i done it a few times, you cant hit too hard cuz youre not trying to fucking go to jail killing a guy..... just get his wind out. after he cant breathe its GG. punch wherever you like but dont kill the guy like this fat retard does with kicks.
>>707174045
Actually, that's not as bad as it could have been.
>>707176273
I wish my daughter made out with me. i mean wtf go look at the video again and tell me theyre not making out lol
>>707175807
they're going to have the hottest makeup sex. Best sex of my life came after moments like this.
>>707176360
I love it when niggers kill each other. I wish we could make it legal.
>>707176936
When has something being illegal stopped them from doing it?
>>707173663
He must be Russian. He just has that swagger.
>>707175965
In 2016 , dude!
post moar I am out
>>707177590
So much better with sound when you can hear the fucking upbeat pop song in-between their screams
>>707177590
does anyone know the story for this
>>707173461
Amazing how the shockwaves from the gun loosen all the dirt and dust from the camera
>>707176268
He didn't even drop his fucking groceries!
>>707177949
horrribru tuff I hate these
>>707177917
Mustard gas
>>707173961
kek
>>707177917
A pair of retards huffing gas in their car, then one decides to light a cigarette.
>>707176434
yes!
>>707178517
Did he die?
>>707176469
>GG
>GG
>GG
You're just a little gamerkid and wouldnt do shit.
>>707176469
You have to want to kill to win a fight. Unless you know for a fact your skill is way above your opponent, you can't be dialing back.
>>707177627
Is he died?
>>707176469
The difference being, the "guy" you hit a "few" times was 10 years old. Faggot.
>>707179204
almost got me but i noticed the filesize was only 49kb
>>707173461
Seen this one about 100x.
What the hell is the story?
Delivery guy gets shot. Mistaken identity? Was the delivery guy an assassin in disguise but then got the jump instead?
>>707173663
I thought the third guy was gonna get it too, i kek'd
>>707179204
That doesn't look like the door to a welfare apartment to me
>>707179204
good kek
>>707179332
how can see a knife being dropped and the guy is holding a bag/handbag, so a robbery maybe?
>>707173461
Very tactical approach there fuji lolol, he deserved those bullets to the noggin
This 2mb file limit is bullshit. I quit.
>>707179332
it looks like he drops a knife after the last shot/ so maybe
>>707177722
story?
>>707179445
you can see* damn brain
>>707174045
>
fkn kek. Jumps out the way of car just to get rekt by the fucking sign of all things
>>707178517
Why did the guy spotting him decide to run away wtf
>>707173663
UKIP
>>707179510
Probably some guy having a major nic fit near an oxygen line
>>707178703
Yeah he died later from internal bleeding.
>>707176268
free sunglasses
I'm not a robot
>>707179780
Shit man, I hear that's almost as bad as eternal bleeding.
>>707179810
human pachinko
>>707174045
It's a sign
>>707179332
Looks pretty much like a burglar getting what he deserves, i thought it was a regular delivery guy until i saw that he had gloves on
>>707179935
kek didn't even hide the fact that its fake. some donkey kong shit goin on there
>>707180080
So thats why they call it ganGRENE
>>707179935
So fake, so gay.
>>707179810
damn i love these got more?
>>707180369
He just wanted to take the ride of a lifetime.
>>707175807
from personal experience, dont hit a girl. She regrets it after you hit her back and when she calls the police they believe every word she says no matter what. fucking cunts
>>707180603
lol don't beat up women then u fucking cunt
>>707180762
thats what i just fucking said you moron.
>>707179281
>>707179204
There needs to be a bit of noise added in different frames so it looks like a video. Some very slight motion would help. Just zoom in a bit and shit it around by a pixel or two.
>>707179898
eternal bleeding? Its clearly nerve gas
>>707179705
Holy shet what a fucking retard.
>>707177590
Damn. They both went Super Saiyan instantly. Goku would be proud!
>>707180440
kys
>>707179898
nothings worst then bleeding for eternity
>>707181080
Get off your phone, you little faggot.
>>707177674
good thing he wore working boots
>>707177722
damn thats actually oc
>>707173663
that was his training regime in the gym
Punch - kick shoe Punch - kick shoe
>>707182181
i like how the dumbass kid looks at the other like it was his fault
>>707174045
>>Heres your sign
Someone shoot me please
>>707178469
>> 9gag faggit detected
>>707182181
Holy shit that has to cause permanent damage
>>707176469
Yep. You're a certified internet tough guy.
>>707176469
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
>>707180603
Grab her hand and bend it back til she goes on the floor, it's easier to claim self defence than a black eye.
>>707180603
unless you have video of her assaulting you first. show the police that and they will change their tune.
>>707175807
What's the actual story? It looks like he's drunk or something
>>707184228
There doesn't need to be a story. She hit him so he hit her back. Stop being a faggot
>>707176469
heh... nothin personnel kid
>>707183977
in most states not even that will prevent the cops from arresting you
a majority of states require police to arrest any male involved in a domestic violence call
some states require that the person more capable of inflicting harm be arrested, which in practice amounts to the male being arrested bc men are stronger than women
a few states require that the person with the least severe injuries be arrested, in practice this ends up being the male bc men are more likely to defend themselves and consequently will cause more injury trying to subdue their attacker than their attacker managed to inflict on them
no states require, or even allow for the aggressor, even with recorded evidence or eye witness testimony, be arrested
>>707177627
It seemed like they were doing some helium challenge and then the dude in the back lights up, they got out went to hospital nothing major. This might be wrong I read it awhile ago.
>>707177949
oh fuck no
>>707182177
kek. the man just wanted to kick a shoe
>>707175866
>>707175866
The dude he was shooting was stabbing him earlier in the video. Him and another guy. He went in to grab a gun, the knifeman came back, got shot, ect.
>>707177563
it's weird when things are shot in the head they look so cartoony after...
>>707183911
>>707183977
>>707184520
yep they didnt care what i had to say even though i had a big ass bite mark on my head and scratches everywhere. They just saw her with a black eye after i hit her ONCE. She didnt even get arrested. I could go on about how ridiculous the situation was but its very unfair. Cop was a girl too so that probaly had something to do with it.
>>707184564
>>707178193
<<<plebbit
Kek gb2 reddit faggot
>Underage b&
Yuo need to be 18 to use this site
Lol gtfo morelfag
>>707178469
>>707178469
Tim Teebo gets another job?
>>707184902
stfu, i can do whatever i want. post something u fag. instead of trying to look alpha.
>>707179332
The time in the video is almost 2 in the morning, witch also suggest its a burglar.
>>707183977
That's a shitty principle, though, because it still means that you need more proof than her.
It KIND of makes sense, don't get me wrong, a dude can overpower a woman much easier than she can so it is disproportionate when a male retaliates against a female violently but even so, "justice is blind" is bullshit when it comes to male/female violence.
>>707184902
Guaranteed reply
>>707184831
WHAT HAPPENED
>>707185375
He got shot in the face by a sand nigger.
>>707180369
>>707180369
What's extra messed up is that during WW2 they wanted to make that dam less white to help with camo (lol, why bother) so they went on the surface of it and hammered in nails and random bits of iron that would rust and turn the face of the concrete a darker color. So when that dude was taking his little slide he was also getting ripped to shreds.
>>707180080
Is this even real?
>>707185375
tried to an hero
tilted his head back when he put the muzzle under his chin
shot off his mouth and nose
>>707185384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWTr0MyITJ4
>>707173461
rekt thread on /b/east mode
>>707177674
He should have worn a helmet...
>>707184831
How is he even alive and conscious?
>>707181487
I saw it a few months ago
>>707181487
>>707185790
I see this in nearly every rekt thread
>>707185570
>HE should've worn a helmet
>>707179734
Except you can clearly see the attacker pour something over the guy before lighting him up, if there was oxygen involved the whole room would have been a flaming inferno after that.
>>707181170
The car's have to stop for pedestrians, still the idiots fault for being hurt though
>>707176936
>implaying it is not
Niggers are obviously allowed to kill eachother. It's only the problem when a white person kills a nigger (niggers are allowed to kill a white person though).
>>707184831
Probably a drone strike.
>>707185384
Kek that file name
>>707180080
Consult I.D.
>>707177722
Fucking muslims.....
>>707180080
Did they amputate his head to save him?
>>707175807
Pussy should have stood there and took it. It's more manly to take punches and be fine than resort to fighting back because you can't take it. This ginger cunt deserves his ass beat because I guarantee you a single one of his punches hurt her more than all of hers combined.
>>707186752
g8 b8 m8 kill yourself
>>707175965
I think over time I have grown to like this
>never gunna give u up
Still the real clip would be epic
>>707186824
Sure thing. Wife beater.
>>707186752
Ok I want to hear your logic for it being ok with her throwing punches?
>>707186752
stfu anon is fucking right she deserved way more, they want equality she fucking got it
>>707186978
Because they probably didn't hurt at all. And if they did, then he's a pussy. Women are weak af, and she's tiny compared to him. He could have easily walked away on numerous occasions.
>>707187067
Equality would be giving her a small slap for 100 punches. Women are much weaker than us. You'd know that if you didn't spend all your time jerking off in your mother's basement and looked at a real woman human being for once.
>>707186978
>>707187067
>replying to such an obvious b8
WEW
>>707187110
>that filename
>>707187245
THat's actually really impressive surgery there.
>>707185570
this and idiot used a bird shot round in the shot gun......
>>707175807
A real man would just walk away and never return her calls.
>>707187298
DAT filename XD
>>707187204
Im done, theres obviously no cure for your mental disability
>>707187595
If you're too much of a pussy to take a few punches/slaps from some tiny slut then you're a sissy faggot.
>>707184891
Dude just dont hit any more girls ok. They're weaker than you, so it's never a fair fight
>>707179705
Only retards are interested in that crossing. Nothing but faggots a retards use that crossing.
>>707187704
>>707187706
>>707182061
My God I love Kate.
>All this faggotry
>>707187810
I would ram my dick inside that dead doggo, but would never hit a woman.
>>707187068
Hmm ok so as long as it doesn't hurt it's ok to punch. Who will decide if it hurts or not?
>>707187970
The person who is getting punched?
>>707174045
>sign from above
>>707188146
*applause*
>>707188067
So the guy could just say it hurts and then what she did was wrong. And you can't say "He's big it shouldn't hurt" because then you're proving what you just said is wrong
>>707182804
We can hope.
>>707188557
you get a split-second glimpse of a rainbow just before the explosion.
>>707173663
It's easy to knock people out who are that drunk
>>707188167
What even happened. Did he hit him with his appleslice or what?
>>707179705
I feel like they're both at fault here. If anyone is standing at the zebra crossing, you HAVE to stop and let them pass. Although this guy was running like a tard making it hard to react quickly.
>>707189003
I think it was a becker or some other glass science thing
>>707189003
Don't even know. I think the edgefag brought a throwing star to school and started slicing peeps up
>>707187706
yeah learned that the hard way
>>707176469
hahahaha
>>707174045
Like a fucking Rube Goldberg machine
>>707187706
So I'm 6ft, if a guy who's 5ft 5" and clearly weaker than me tries to fight me I should just stand there and take it? What if a 7ft woman attacks me?
>>707189164
Yeah, looks like glass after a second time watching, you're probably right.
>>707189468
>what if a 7ft woman attacks me
Jesus fucking christ
>>707189468
>What if a 7ft woman attacks me?
Then you have Amazon hate porn. Post pics
>>707188167
does he have a small hotel liquor bottle? what is that
>>707187245
What the hell? At least they managed to fix him up and make his face look normal at that.
>>707189468
lol bro just give up cant you see the guy is mentally ill
>>707179510
nerve gas
>>707187706
This is misogynistic and it's triggering me, please delete your post
>>707188426
>those final two seconds
kek
>>707185983
oxygen doesn't burn retard
>>707189164
>becker
>>707189694
I'm not that same guy, I'm different guy.
In my opinion, if you're small or weak in general just don't start a fight you can't finish.
>>707189817
At least it's called becker where I live, is it different in America?
>>707179810
Sounds exactly like something a robot would say
>>707189853
I like how he just punched once and felt bad for him and walked away.
>>707185502
Yes, also they actually introduce the maggots to eat the dead flesh since 3rd world countries don't know how to cut away only dead flesh and what antibiotics are.
Also we me have to start going back to this for when super antibiotics no longer work.
>>707189963
Beaker.
Not Becker.
>>707189963
beaker.
>ywn be a bear drifting a truck on fire
Why live?
>>707190080
Actually if there's any really fucked up burns, they still use maggots in the west. They work a treat.
>>707176268
Holy fuck, they guy on the left can take a punch.
>>707190164
this.
also maggots only eat dead flesh.
>>707179622
That didnt happen you idiot
>>707190192
That guy on the left is an idiot, after being punched he sticks his jaw out like he's some how Superman and pays for it. It's always satisfying when people do that and get their cocky ass rekt.
>>707190286
Maggots clear up dead flesh, get a free meal. Everyone is a winner.
>>707190314
fuck happened?
>>707189825
aaah for sure but its rarely the case sometime you gotta show them
perfect example:
>>707189853
>>707190428
> Medosa_in_high_school.webm
>>707182177
kek'''d
>>707190459
Looks like the floor couldn't handle all the awkward dancing
>>707190459
floor gave out.
>>707185502
Maggots are still used in the US for a lot of different deep tissue and Bone infections. Authorization to use them is usually limited to department chiefs and similar big wigs because medical insurance firms freak out at the concept. But I think the freak in the vid is just a horrible filthy hobo with a rather interesting and icky history of untreated infection.
>>707190459
Nerve Gas
>>707190428
It's always amusing to watch black people fighting
>>707190737
always
>force_push.webm
>>707190027
It's a good thing he dabbed before doing that. Would have made a fool of himself otherwise.
>>707187298
ylyl thread guys, im out
>>707190428
>That fucking filename
Rid the emerald isle of all its snakes
>>707190968
10/10
Havent seen this one
>>707180080
read somewhere maggots only eat dead flesh
>>707190459
Jews...
>>707185420
That's some looney tunes shit
Rromp.com
>>707190718
I thought it was one of those Jew dances until I realised the floor caved
>>707175965
isnt that a screencap of the guy who kidnapped girls and raped/killed them over the course of a month?
>>707191384
oh the humanity
>>707191622
wtf was this guy thinking?
>>707191750
Soft rekt is so enjoyable
>>707184831
>filename
kek
>>707187918
KEK
>>707191470
Most maggots. there are a few rare breeds of flies that "hunt" weak or sick animals cuz their horrible babies will nom on tissue like mucus membranes. The more you learn about our varied and wild world. the more a conceal and carry permit for a flamethower seems like a good idea.
>>707178562
fucking motherfucking gross
>>707191776
>I want a vagina on my back
>>707173663
Did he ded?
>>707190558
>just casually turns his head and goes back to the position he was in before
>>707175313
underrated post
>>707190314
One wedding, seventy-five funerals.
>>707191830
Just for you anon
>>707187245
Did they just fix him up to look good for the funeral, or did he actually survive?
>>707190459
From memory, they had removed pillars on the floor below to make it a larger wide open space, the result was no surprise really
>>707176469
fat nerd loser that has never been in a fight detected.
>>707188865
HOLY shittt
HOLY SHIT
>>707184535
Helium is non-flammable, dumbdumb
>>707188865
>There's always that one guy in the squad
>>707189353
We used these manpacks in iraq. They were pretty badass
No nipple for /b/ i dont want to warp your fragile little minds
>>707190080
Maggots are commonly used in the US
They only eat dead flesh and highly effective at cleaning out deep seated infections the antibiotics won't get to due to restricted blood supply from necrotised tissue.
>>707192369
Did he survive? Was he high up?
