butts and stuff
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butts and stuff
Free the clowns.
fool no, clowns are terryfing
Clowns share a common ancestor with oni. This explains their tendency to eat children
I disagree vehemently. Though I do absolutely support the fear that people have of them.
just a bump
>>707166235
What've you been up to?
I'm gonna head to bed. night homos
>>707166235
I'll give you just a bump
>>707166314
Make sure you lock your doors and windows so no clowns can get it.
>>707166120
clowning is an entertaining and life affirming profession worthy of high praise and honor.
>>707165793
rawr!
>>707166269
Nothing note worthy, exercise, work, relaxing that sorta stuff. You?
>>707166314
I'd hope for more than just one bump.
>>707166884
Went to a buddy's place. Saw Star Wars 3-6. Ate a steak with him. Some drama ensued
>>707166421
don't scare me
>>707166827
but it's too scary
>>707166884
I'll give you a whole bunch of bumps
>>707167136
It's not me you should be afraid of.
Bump.
>>707167091
Cool, you like the original Starwars?
>>707167136
Pleas no hurty me.
>>707167982
Yeah
>>707167982
They'll be nice bumps. Right in the butt
>>707168212
I thought you were going to sleep
>>707168269
I'm on my phone in bed. I'm just not very sleepy.
>>707168450
How odd of you
>>707168212
Well you can bump me to sleep as i'm going bed.
>>707168058
Alright! Now yo can be disappointed with episodes 1-3 :)
Good night guys.
The clowns can see the light from your phone. They have excellent vision.
>>707168634
Normally I'm not visiting family. Also I had to put my dog to bed and she's shedding and making me all allergic
>>707168702
Nite Nite tiger
>>707168702
I've seen all the movies already. So I know how bad the prequels are
>>707168795
>allergic to dogs
That sucks man.
>>707168867
For the most part I'm okay, it's just the really hairy ones that shed a lot.
>>707168955
But those are the best kind. How is it visiting your family?
>>707169031
SHOOBIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>707169031
It's been pretty nice. Just been hanging out with them. We're gonna have a Thanksgiving dinner tommorow
>>707169229
So that's where you've been hiding
>>707169278
Forgot you're a canuck. Your turkey day is a month before ours. Glad to hear you're having a good time
bazza
boomp?
Lurkylurk imma stay here and jerk
>>707169362
Yeah, I should get some sleep if I want to be able to do anything tommorow so I'm gonna close my phone so I'm not tempted to stay up. Night
>>707169562
Goodnight anon sweet dreams
luc
>>707169379
Sup
>>707169562
Later
>>707169379
yar that be me
>>707169654
Yes?
>>707169673
hy
>>707169699
Badger.
Man of many names.
>>707169736
Just saying hi. I've become an extremely boring person online.
>>707169758
How've you been and what've you been up to?
>>707169859
Ah, alright.
Only the one name, Badger.
More than I've had anyway.
>>707169866
Pieced together a computer with the guidance of a friend, but I have nothing I could use as a monitor for it before I get a vga-dvi adapter so I'm stuck with my laptop for at least another week. Also there was a party on Thursday and that was mostly nice.
>>707169914
So... hi.
>>707170142
So what's new
>>707170142
That's pretty good with the exception of the monitor.What're you doing now?
You're the man with no name?
I've only had one name. Unless of course you count faggot, retard, gay retard, nigger dog, trash, boston bomber, baked beans, and babby ballen ba bastest baggot abive
I'm not a man.
>>707170197
Well, see the second paragraph of my previous post. That's what's mostly been going on. That and stressing over school stuff cause I've got a whole lotta stuff I should've done by now, but I've been so lazy. Also I'm kinda torn between staying home next weekend to play with my pc and visiting someone.
>>707170228
Drinking coffee and shiitposting in silence. I left 10 hours of mantis' hymn on before I went to sleep last night. The sleep was good, though I kept having Silent Hill type nightmares.
Don't forget Bruce, Bruce.
>>707170494
>Silent Hill type nightmares.
This intrigues me. Elaborate. It's October and I'm feeling a bit down.
>>707170494
Take PC with you
What are you then?
>>707170579
I don't remember too much about it/them. I was in a public bathroom, like a school's. There was rust everywhere, even where there wasn't supposed to be any. I went to one of the stalls and instead of a toilet, there was a mirror on the wall. When I looked at the mirror, I saw it was actually a panel of some sort, with buttons for the numbers 1, 2, 4, 5, 7 and 8. There was also a random R below them. Without thinking I pressed the R and just then realised I shouldn't have. The 4 on the panel changed to 3 and I saw my reflection in the mirror-like surface. Behind me was an almost human face, only entirely grey with glowing golden irises. I knew it wouldn't attack me if I didn't turn so I just stood there and pressed R again. Then I don't remember what happened. There was another nightmare I had, a little easier to understand.
Fuck ass
When I learn that, I'll let you know, Fool.
>>707170608
I don't want to take it with me to a place I'm not gonna really be able to use it in.
niber
>>707171128
This is some trippy shit. I'm gonna go break out the alcohol then go to bed.
Yeah?
>>707171262
Nice. G'night then.
When you realize yourself yourself will cease to exist.
Sounds like an alright time.
>>707171335
how's up?
Self revelation is the annihilation of the self. It's what everybody secretly craves.
>>707171232
nibo
>>707171416
Agitated
Contemplating drinking more.
I don't think it's particularly a secret. To me at least.
>>707171564
Did something happen? Drinking is almost always nice.
>>707171689
Motherfuckers pissing me off.
It's a secret because nobody wants to talk about it.
Nibers unblock me on steam pls.
>>707171689
I told him I loved him and he apparently didn't like that.
nigg
I don't find much to talk about is all.
>>707171780
Motherfuckers are annoying.
>>707171848
Are you a motherfucker, Barry?
I don't talk about much either.
>>707172618
I mean, according to Nibo I am. Even though I love him.
Hey guys. How're you all?
WHO THE FUCK
>>707172761
I'm an oldfag. I used to post in 2011-14 but left and now am back.
Everything will come to light eventually.
>>707172697
Sucks for you.
>>707172710
Hey, not bad, just chilling.
>>707172821
When in 2011? I don't remember you.
>>707172956
>just chilling
Ah, cheers mate.
>when in 2011
2011-2011. No, but started around September. Back when Squash was around, if he still is.
Absolute truth doesn't exist.
>>707172821
I was around in '13, I do not remember you.
>>707172618
Yes, want to kill.
>>707173098
Not in this life. Maybe the next, тов.
>>707173145
Nor do I remember you, sorry mate.
>>707173098
It does
Words are subjective
Truth is a word
>>707173176
nice pic. i have saved.
>>707173209
What is a word?
>>707173180
There is only this life. If there is another we cannot know it, therefore it doesn't exist.
Its fucking pseudo intellect hour.
>>707173410
Hard to detest that. Only one way to find out, friend.
And that may be for the best.
>>707173019
Did you go by a different name then? I basically started around august, same time as squash, but I didn't establish myself as anyone till november, I think.
>>707173176
Well, give them a chance or ignore them, up to you.
>>707173595
Ignored
tbh I'd take pseudo intellect hour over 'wish death on barry's bf' hour any day
>>707173595
Nope, always this one. Maybe I'm just not that special : (
Ah well, no worries mate. Maybe you'll remember sometime in the middle of the night and go "THAT'S HIM!"
I know, Nibi. You want me to hold you like a baby while you sleep, it's fine.
It's neither the best nor the worst, it just is.
>>707173573
We cannot find out.
mur
Salt content exceeding dead sea levels.
>>707173699
Through death would be a way to find out, no?
>>707173762
why are their cocks so fat in the middle but so thin at the top.
Then again, I have never seen a cock, so I can't judge this.
Salt from not being held in my big manly arms?
>>707173829
No, because we stop existing at the moment of death.
I more appropriate word would be disappointment.
I think a*
>>707173967
Such a hypothesis can only be proven or detested through observations. We are in no position yet to undergo said observations and living throughout.
>>707173981
>>707174082
wut?
>>707174143
I've tested the theory a couple of times.
>>707174300
But, you returned and are still here.
>>707174341
Yes, but perhaps I am not me anymore.
>>707174458
Hmm.. interesting conclusion, but if you were not you, how could you come to such a theory? Why would you even be allowed to process such thought?
im running out of smart words to say also
>>707173683
aight
>>707173695
Could be I just haven't paid enough attention back then.
Maybe, maybe not.
>>707174750
It's okay. Moye papa never paid attention to me either.
>>707174575
What I mean to say is, maybe who I was before would have become a different person. But that death set me on an alternate path.
>>707174856
Kinda different, I would say, but that's really neither here nor there. I'm wondering if you remember me though. This is not how I appeared in threads back then. I was more... lively.
the dead hour
The best hour.
Maybe.
Definitely.
Think I might take a break to play some piano.
I didn't know you played piano.
