pretzel thread
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pretzel thread
are we talking about hard pretzels or the softer ones?
>>707154765
It's the middle of the night.
>>707154852
>>707154852
oft ones of course. big warm soft pretzel
>>707154852
He's talking about penises.
>>707154638
Before I go, I take quite long showers so I'll just say goodnight to you in advance! Night <3
I'm gonna go to bed
>>707154826
He's what I'd imagine the average swede to be. Jolly as fuck
>>707154886
Perfect time
>>707155106
This is me btw katten but you probably already guessed
>>707154963
I've never had a soft pretzel
>>707155013
that makes more sense
>>707155155
g'night frank
>>707155155
I'll pass
>>707155106
lol see you later~
>>707155155
he is very jolly. its great i love it. goodnight duder
>>707155229
what is wrog with you. it is the best kind. go get one asap
>>707155308
I'll have to get one when I go back home
>>707155520
yassss. get it with hot melted cheese to dip
god damn ball sacks
>>707156282
what's wrong with your ball sacks
>>707156442
they are gayyyyyyy
I've not had soft pretzels before
How are they?
>>707156581
but hawt
>>707156610
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
you and jeff make me sad. they are heavenly
>>707156708
not at all
hey dude
>>707156581
well i like your gay balls
>>707156610
hey tiger
>>707156708
that's gay
>>707156833
n-no you dont
>>707156758
>>707156833
sup nignogs
>>707156758
Are they bread or cookie like?
>>707156833
Hey Jeff. You got more tests comming up?
I am wearing a dog collar right now :^)
>>707157093
watching the tele. being thrilling.
>>707157149
.....bread like. this makes me sad
>>707157186
hooray
>>707157044
but I do
>>707157093
not much. everyone else has gone to bed, so I'm just watching TV
>>707157149
not for another couple weeks, they're math tests. how're you?
Wem, snuggle me.
>>707157338
what are you watching?
>>707157364
that depends on who is asking
>>707157440
Snuggle me like this
>>707157266
I made pizza today. does that make you happy?
>>707157338
Easypeasy
I'll do it
>>707157266
sounds BORING, why dont you do something interesting
like meth
>>707157338
go to bed
with me
>>707157509
These are not pretzels
>>707157509
those are a couple of cutes there
i accept this offer
>>707157532
yes it does. i like pizza a lot
>>707157618
i do lots of meth actually...
>>707157440
skin wars. it's a body painting competition
>>707157532
yeah, but I'm somewhat bad at math without alot of studying
>>707157618
g..gay
>>707157659
it's so much better
>>707157604
No u suk, go fuk ded urself.
>>707157618
you too, you are shit
>>707157717
Ah yuss!
What's everyone up to tonight? I'm surviving the floods. Barely.
>>707157844
sounds kinky. are they naked?
>>707157918
its a party~
>>707157934
you should move to the part of the states that isnt horrible
>>707157934
being upset
>>707157946
they have little pasties over the nipples, and little skin coloured speedos, but you can see the outline of everything below them
Goodnight, faggots.
>>707157717
Oh? is that how you stay so THIN and LITHE?
>>707157844
very
>>707157869
well yeah, that was never a disputed thing
>>707158274
nite nite snarf. hope you get better
>>707158020
Moving to Cali before the new year. So, I'm working on it.
>>707158077
Why are you upset? Besides being lonely, like most of us.
>>707158224
sounds spicy.
>>707158274
>>707158274
get better dude.
>>707158325
my diet consists primarily of meth~
>>707157440
Smexy kitty
>>707157844
Yeah math sucks. I was not great at calc.
>>707158418
move to oregon. cali is gross
>>707158474
can i have some pizza?
>>707158418
Just some things a customer said to me.
>>707158477
I want to move to Oregon, but I've already got living arrangements in San Diego for me and my brother.
>>707158576
You shouldn't be upset. People say dumb things. I can say a lot of good things to make up for it if you want.
>>707158663
It's more or less if hes going to go and drag my name though the mud and effect my sales.
>>707158663
oh thats nice of him to help. well then you should work up to moving here.
>>707158325
I'll cuddle you all night
>>707158434
it's pretty cool. the art alone looks amazing
>>707158474
I was okay, but I have to study for a long time before hand, or everything gets jumbled come exam time
>>707158734
Oh, that's unfortunate... I would hate to work on commission. Too many variables. I hope things turn out.
>>707158843
what a fag omg
>>707158843
yeah from what ive seen from most body art its pretty awesome~
>>707158896
It's what happens when you're out in business for yourself.
>>707158767
He's not helping me, I'm helping him. I got us a roommate out there. And maybe I'll take a trip up to Oregon one of these days. Let me crash on your couch if I do.
>>707159041
ohh thats really nice of you to help~
you can hide in my closes and i can give you pieces of pretzels and brownies~
>>707158914
for u
>>707158921
the only problem is that it's part reality show competition, so a lot of the bad art gets to stay because the judges thought they were daring and artsy
>>707159318
we should gouge out their eyes and skull fuck them
>>707159209
Mmm. A closet doesn't sound comfy. I'm sure your bed will do. I can be super quiet and incognito.
>>707159014
And yeah, I guess so.
>>707159474
you can sleep in a pillow case and hide in there during the day
>>707157869
I won't get upset because the structure of that post is clearly playful
so uh
<3
>>707159634
Or just leave the house and go about town like a grown ass man. Why don't you come to Cali?
>>707159425
that's grody
I left the leftover pizza on the bench, it's rock hard now :(
>>707159908
i dont like the sales tax. i would have to sell my guns because there they are illegal. too many blacks.
>>707159952
yes it is :3
>>707159968
why would you waste it like that?
>>707159968
that's not the only thing that's rock hard
>>707159731
Go fuck yourself
>>707160210
rubs ur paws
San Diego is pretty gay right now, you'll fit in.
>>707160339
its so gross there
>>707160174
rocks?
>>707160442
I like the weather a lot more there, it's nice even with the drought.
idk, some parts of SD are pretty nice
most parts are garbage though
>>707160173
Don't come to live. Just come visit, you tool.
>>707160577
im sorry
>>707160662
Only if you go further east, no way jose
>>707160563
I have a couple stale croissants at home
>>707160702
buy me lots of food and its a deal
>>707160702
This guy gets it
>>707160710
Gee thanks
>>707160776
a damn waste :c
>>707160805
~~
>>707160173
>>707160174
It'll still be fine for my lunch's this week.
>>707160917
yeah. they were pretty tasty. I'll see if they're still edible later
>>707160940
what kind of pizza was it
>>707160795
I'm a very good cook. So it's a deal. Grilled everything.
>>707160940
what about me? do i get a lunch packed with pizza?
>>707161152
i would still eat them if they were stale
>>707161244
i love it already. is there steak?
>>707161401
Hopefully I'll still have commissary privileges. If so, then yes. NY Strip is extraordinarily affordable.
>>707161156
ur a gay
>>707161267
yeah, but it's a croissant so it'll probably just fall apart into crumbs if it's too stale
>>707161546
my hero~~
>>707161562
i can still eat those though. crumbs are tasty
>>707161562
sniff my taint homo
I love that pic btw
>>707161152
Chicken, bell pepper, choirzo and lots of ham pizza.
>>707161267
Only if you lived with me.
>>707161847
o-oh...
>>707161701
I can eat them, but they would get everywhere
>>707161759
I bet it smells gay
it's pretty adorable
>>707161847
sounds tasty
Guhhhh, I'm just sick of laying alone. It sucks.
>>707161976
use a spoon ~
>>707161976
why dont you find out
>>707162073
:c
>>707162092
I'll spoon you
>>707162198
is that an offer?
>>707162280
no
maybe
>>707162511
I'm gonna stick my face in your taint
>>707162577
you and your lewd thoughts
>>707161901
?
>>707161976
Yeah it had about 500g of ham on each pizza.
>>707162771
es not lewd though
>>707162771
thats lewd
>>707162830
why cant i have some now?
>>707162847
ur lewd
>>707162904
I don't think the postal service will ship it. It might be moldy when it gets to you.
Girls Nico Nico Nii
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKSpks4asdQ
>>707163019
I normally don't like bara, but that's good.
>>707162830
I can't believe you let it get hard
>>707162832
but it is lewd
>>707162847
lewd is good
>>707163031
send it one day shipping on dry ice
>>707163132
since when?!
>>707163132
why? spoons are for eat?
>>707163182
since always. now give me your taint
>>707163208
>>707163246
u do knot get anything, since you are being so DEMANDING
>>707163285
>>707163365
hey nibbles
>>707163244
one kind of spoons is for eat. one kind of spoons is for fun
>>707163132
I'm sorry, it's in the fridge now.
>>707163144
Why don't i just order you a pizza then?? It'll be cheaper.
>>707163464
how does fun spoon work?
>>707163424
Wow it's finally acceptable
>>707163424
Stop trying to have sex with me purely out of the fact we are in the same state, you're fucking FAT and you look like a pig.
Augustus Gloop fucking lookalike.
>>707163511
but it wont be made by tiggerbutt.. :c
>>707163545
I like how your so conceited that you think every time someone says hello they are trying to fuck you
>>707163538
>>707163560
you know if my butt could make pizza i would not be a wage slave :)
The clowns are spreading.
>>707163665
Kill yourself, bitch. You're only getting landwhales.
>>707163665
Back to being unacceptable.
>>707163692
Gun them down
>>707163545
>you're fucking FAT and you look like a pig.
>Augustus Gloop fucking lookalike.
Yet he's still more likely to get laid by someone attractive than you
>>707163424
give taint plz
>>707163511
good, now it'll last
>>707163528
It involves lots of cuddling, and pets, and kisses
>>707163746
last I checked stairs and kaybe were pretty skinny~
>>707163782
rude, thats best pic
>>707163807
I support these clowns in their spreading of mass hysteria.
>>707163608
goodnight nibi~
>>707163687
i would eat that pizza all day~
see ya around~
>>707163692
its crazy
>>707163838
i like the petting part most there.
im going to bed meow.
AM has never had sex with Kaybe. It's why he tried to kill him with a car.
>>707163990
I love it and everything about it. There apparently have been sightings in England and Australia.
>>707163952
>>707163990
nite nite kitty
>>707163970
People seem to think it began as a viral marketing strategy to promote the IT remake coming 2017.
>>707163970
Clowns must be purged
>>707163990
Night
>>707163838
I hope it's still good untill thrusday.
>>707164265
Mass hysteria is a good thing.
>>707164221
I don't think it is.
>>707164364
Well if it isn't, then it was lucky timing for the producers
>>707164364
But clowns aren't
Fuck I can't sleep
>>707164539
tweak your nips till you fall asleep.
>>707164464
It's all good. Anything that spreads mass hysteria I support. I'm also on team Zika and support allowing mosquitoes to travel freely.
>>707164460
It would also be lucky timing for Rob Zombie, whose got a new movie coming out about carnies and murderers and other such nonsense.
>>707164594
I don't think that works like that
>>707164722
Oh jeez
I wasn't even aware Rob was still making movies.
>>707164594
I don't think this will work
>>707164806
Rob Zombie denies any involvement as does the studio that produced IT.
>>707165054
Well of course they would, it's gotten a bit out of control
Apparently a dude tried to abduct a child, another guy stood over a bridge above a freeway holding a rifle.
There was an incident with a knife but I don't know much about that.
>>707164804
>>707164894
Well i'm all outta ideas.
>>707165149
There have been a dozen arrests, the majority of them have been for filing false police reports. Children with overactive imaginations and the shitty parents that believe them.
>>707165249
Just gotta wait
