What's the shittiest thing you've done?
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What's the shittiest thing you've done?
got really drunk, tried to make my sister suck me off
>>707149445
How'd that go? How old were you two?
When i think about it i never did anything considerably wrong. Never beat up a nigga or raped a girl nothing
>>707149630
she just told me to take a hike
breakfast next morning was kinda embarrassing though
>>707149334
I jerked off in a church bathroom when I was like 13-14 because I was board during a sermon.
>>707149840
Thats fucking hilarious dumbass i can just imagine you sitting uncomfortably next to your parents
>>707149953
I'd give that 2/10 on the shittiness scale
>>707149953
weather that is shitty or not has yet to be seens o re roll
>>707149953
I use to do this all the time dude
>>707149987
it might have been ok if I'd got so drunk I couldn't remember it
but I do remember it and I wish I didn't
>>707149334
Ur moms ass
>>707149674
That was oddly specific...
>>707149334
Cheated on every gf.
>>707150495
but honest
>>707149334
I was at my best friend's house after school one day when his mother had a seizure and collapsed. While he ran to the kitchen to call an ambulance (before cell phones) I lifted up her dress to look at her pussy. Turn's out she had an aneurysm and was dead.
Threw a midget out a window...
>>707150615
You win
>>707150495
What the fuck is this shit?
When I was in fifth grade, after school was over, I pushed this smaller kid who was the same age as me into them mud for no real reason. Every time I think back to it I cringe so hard at myself.
When I was older I stole almost every bit of one of my dads pain medication scripts while he was terminally ill and he went on to die 5 months later.
Stole a lot of drugs from my friends parents and grandparents.
When I was in like third grade I hacked my friends youtube channel and favorited a bunch of gay videos and made really homo comments on other peoples stuff and he was being messaged by older gay dudes who were really creepy. Redid his channel layout and biography and everything.
I hacked a girls facebook account through her hotmail security questions and tried to destroy her relationship with her boyfriend because she used to pick on me in school.
I led an internet friend on that I knew to believe that I had cancer when I really didnt.. I also would say ridiculous, sick, hateful shit through a separate account just to test his reaction..
I did all kinds of terrible shit when I was growing up and I never got it off my chest really. Will add more if I can think of anything.
>>707150615
pure fucking evil right here
>>707149334
I guess It's shitty by American society standards but I have sex with hookers because I don't care to meet/get to know women.
>>707150615
wow
>>707150615
Brutal
>>707150615
did your friend take a look when he was done calling 911?
>>707150615
Was she hot though?
>>707150741
shit like this and drugs doesn't make you the biggest douche, those stds are your choice
Guess I stabbed some parked cars wheels when I was drunk this one time. Plenty of cars though. No reason. Just an angsty idiot.
>>707150727
exactly. lmao
>>707150939
I've been doing it for years and i'm clean, I'm pretty save when it comes to sex.
During my first marriage I had unprotected sex with a half dozen or so girls; became a bit of a fetish to fuck someone and then get my wife to suck my dick later the same day.
I eventually met a girl 10 years younger than my wife; she was actually really into the idea of me fucking other girls and then her, like a match made in degenerate heaven.
My wife found some emails between the 2 of us and we had a nasty divorce, I've been with the other girl since.
>>707150729
3rd grade, youtube channel? Jesus im old.
>>707149334
forced a women into prostitution that had a an awful heroin habit. Got mad that she wasn't turning enough tricks to cover her habit and slammed a dull rig with coagulate blood and heroin into her arm. While she was yelling stop you cant do that.
>>707149334
Took a shit one time. It was pretty shitty.
>>707151292
lol and she trusts u? what a dumb bitch i hope ur cheating on her on the reg
>>707151728
Touché
>>707151660
Pics of her?
>>707150615
lost
>>707151305
>>be 12
>>be visiting dad during summer
>>be forced to babysit half brother for couple hours while step-non ran errands
>>used to put my dick in his mouth
Jesus, man. That's really shitty.
>>707149334
I stole a book from a bookstore, and the next day I brought it back to the exact same spot, because of guilt.
>>707151819
This was like 4 or 5 years ago a couple of phones back no pics. Let me see if I can find one she is a born again christian now or so i hear.
>>707150615
Was it a hot pussy? got any pics?
>>707150729
this was my post
My buddy and I had a substitute teacher for study hall and we went off on her really bad and called her all kinds of fucked up names to the point where she was fighting back tears. We got in school suspension and later found out that she quit teaching in that school district.
4th grade I instigated a fight on purpose with a straight A band student during PE. Pushing him around and calling him names. He retaliated by barely kicking me in the shin and I went apeshit on him throwing punches at his face. We both got suspended because I was being a such a prick.
In high school I posted contact info on an anonymous image board of a kid who went to my school and made him out to be an even bigger prick than he really was. He was literally harassed by strangers for years before changing his cell number.
I told this one kid Id get him booze after school with his 20 bucks and I used it to buy a gram of weed and made up a lie that I got stopped by a cop with the bottle in my bag and I went to jail and was going to court over it.
>>707151377
yeah. I'm 18 now, but I spent my whole childhood on the internet and he had a youtube channel.
>>707151766
She does to an extent, is weary of me to an extent. She'll randomly get paranoid but then a day later tell me to go fuck someone.
>>707149334
at school I worked in the lost and found room and would cum into lost drink bottles
loved to hand them over when their owners came and collected them
>>707151819
The one on the right
>>707152143
reported
One time I had consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position.
>>707149334
Nothing on purpose. Been poisoned before. That was shitty.
>>707152227
Wow dude, you were shitty. Rough home life?
>>707152336
Not bad.
When's the last time you talked to her? What did you say?
>>707152390
Moralfag, what did you report exactly?
>>707152271
Top kek
>>707152227
damn you are an asshole
>>707151292
Worked out for the best
i did xanax with my exgf's 14yo sister and we fucked for hours
>>707152484
The last time I talked to her was about 5 i said you need to turn like two more tricks in the next three hours if you want another bun. She had a john drive her out of the house as me and my boy where caught nodding out.
I once stole released someone's dog while drunk. They found it.
I once interrupted this girls award acceptance speech.
>>707152794
Hi, Anon.
What was her name and state, please?
<FBI/>
>>707152336
BRO are these girls from Michigan? i know the girl on the left
>>707152437
It wasn't that bad at home. Worst thing was my dad drank a lot, he wasnt physically abusive or anything but he wasnt himself when he drank. I was dealing with internal struggles I guess. I was bullied at a young age and felt bad about the way people treated me and I wanted to dish it out as well.
Like I said, I never got this shit out in writing and it feels good to do so.
>>707152715
I've grown up a lot, wouldn't wish evil on anybody and wish I would have lived my life better
received some pictures on snapchat once
>>707152736
It did for me at least; my ex was ready to have kids with me and was blind sided, had no clue. She became quite the drunk after and from what I heard hasn't been doing well. Occasionally feel like shit but thems the breaks.
>>707149334
I knew this was going to be a fun thread after the first response.
Shittiest thing I've done is bang my best friends ex the night they broke up. That or throw a brick through a random car windshield cause I was bored.
>>707150729
His is kinda cool. I've wondered what he new generation of sociopaths has been doing for shits and giggles. Thanks for sharing anon.. remember, no regrets
I accidentally killed my cat by not cleaning up a mercury thermometer i broke
I was 17 an drunk with a pellet gun. I walked to a nearby concert hall that was having a showthat night made my way around the parking lot using the gun to cracking windows and steal what I could and destroy anything not worth stealing. I made my way through about 10 to 15 cars before someone yelled at me and I ran.
>>707152980
Yes, they are. How do you know her?
Didn't know anyone was listening and told a guy how rapey I was. Bragged about kissing girls I just met, trying to fuck a married woman who didn't want it, and sexually assaulting women by grabbing their pussies
>feelsbadman
Stealing a lot of underwear, mostly from girls I know and lots of it from my wife's younger sisters
>>707153291
I regret everything I've listed, but, it's not like I can change it now
Used to have an adopted brother. He was a terrible kid, just months younger than me, always in trouble and shit. One day he disrespected my parents pretty bad. When we walked into the house after school, I turned around and punched him in the face with brass knuckles. There were other times I hit him out of the blue because he did dumb shit. Now that I think about it, I should've tried to help the little fucker. Oh well.
>>707152794
Xanax is a good "sex" drug? As in it makes it better? Never did xanax...
>>707153520
Omg thats Samantha goodnow im shiting bricks right now lmao. i met her thru a friend, we fucked and i never seen her again
>Be 15
>Be straight A moral fag until
>Become age 17 and as senior want to experiment
>Have mom die at young age, grandma is my keeper
>Grandma has joint pains and hip replacement
>Find love of opiates and other meds from stealing hers
>Get wisdom teeth removed on purpose for Rx of Perc's first year college
>Go back to grandmas house every other weekend or so and literally steal every single one of her vikes, kpins, and fentanyl patches
>Oh also steal all cash she hides around her room, sometimes $1,000 in cash at a time
>Make myself believe she's not really in pain
>Regularly hear her cry herself to sleep because when I'd come back home, I'd still take everything and yet she never confronted me
>So guilty because this is so fucked up but now anon has a full blown habit
>She's so sweet and now drinks herself into oblivion
>WhyDontUYellAtMe.wav
>Last year at college, I rob her home after she kicked me out for "not follow her rules"
>She's on vacation and anon doesn't know
>Neighbors were told to narc me out, 911 called
>Hauled off to women's county prison for 9 months for a burglary charge for taking every piece of gold she and my mom owned
>Police have the gold don't worry didn't sell it
>Been clean ever since, but now grandma has dementia and Alzheimer's and has no idea that it's me, anon, the person who put her through so much pain and sorrow, now desperately wanting to apologize and fess up
>She'll never know how sorry I am
Got drunk one night in the middle of Winter. I saw a woman walking alone so I followed her. Right before she got to her house, I walked past her and continued on my way.
I still think about that night, sometimes.
>>707154055
Damn son! Small fucking world. So weird.
>>707150727
a potato with a twitch
i once randomly spiked drinks with meth at a steakhouse i worked at
>>707154259
ikr! dude i miss Michigan now
Convinced a girl to kill herself and helped her learn how to do it properly.
>>707152950
Nigger detected.
>>707154239
Fuck her gramma shouldn't have sang
>snitches getting stitches
>>707154510
Come back and we'll get some girls addicted together bro. They don't mind getting fucked if they're high
>>707154651
Thank you for making me feel better anon
>>707149334
>be me in fifth grade
>Be total shitlord
>unpopular
> I am one of 3 guys in the class
>Lunch time
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>crack amazing idea to get popular
>Kid next to me is deathly allergic to peanut butter and I know this
>think everyone will laugh
>Thisisgonnabegreat.exe
>Say "Hey Anon, what would happen if i did this?"
>smear peanut butter directly on his face
>Kid goes full peanut butter fuckery
>Ambulance called and he barely survives
To this day I do not know why I thought almost killing someone with a peanut allergy would be funny.
>>707150729
>>707152227
These are my posts
Switchin it up to greentext.
>5th grade
>chick I was dating was running for student council
>candidates were to have another student be their "manager" and hold a sign during her speech
>I agree to be her manager, but I had stage fright super bad like a little pussy, and didn't really wanna do the speech with her
>Speech day arrives
>her turn to speak
>I'm at the top of the bleachers
>teacher asks her where her manager was
>she points up to me saying I was her manager
>reply with "I'm not her manager..."
>She does her speech
>does a short, shitty speech
>finishes it and walks back to her seat crying
>>707150495
How the fuck is it a black belt?
>>707154239
TITS or GTFO
>>707152408
Disgusting.
>>707155145
Don't threaten me with a good time faggot
>>707154847
No worries... she's 'high' up in heaven now waiting for you to come home and steal her 'scripts
But until then you should follow the rules femanon.. you know the drill... tits or...
>>707155521
Nigga she ain't dead. Just isn't lit anymore if you catch my vibe
>>707155513
Nice.
>>707155513
Nice. Moar? Show ass?
>>707155811
dubs have spoken
>>707152227
You must hang out with som real pussy bitches... if i gave someone $20 to buy me grog and they told me they got stopped by cops and were going to jail, i would say
"Cool story, you owe me $20 or a bottle of alcohol" and id give you a few days to collect.
If not then id probably kick the shit out of you then take whatever you had on you
>>707155811
i once slipped my wife a roofie and got her blackout drunk. While she was unconscious i had a stranger through craiglist come and fuck her while i watched
>>707156006
Feet please
I made a fake Facebook profile of a girl (very legit looking.. 2k+ friends, multiple photos, etc...)
Used the profile to hit on random cute girls' boyfriends.
Would then message the girls all of their boyfriends messages, in attempts to make them single and scoop up the newly single/emotionally damaged girls.
I used their trust issues to my advantage and banged probably 5 or so girls with this method.
Fucking genius but very mean haha
(Went out of my way to get dick pics too, because I wanted to make sure i was bigger than them, and it puts the final nail in the coffin for their relationship usually)
>>707150729
Why would you do that to your father? You must've hated him.
>>707155956
Hey, not to bother you but just wanted to warm you you might want to watch out for that edge
>>707149334
I droppd a girl off at her boyfriends late at night with a load of my cum in her pussy. It was their 5 year anniversary.
I cum in a friends coffee every chance I can cos the bitch owes me money.
>>707156268
So im edgy for demading that some faggot gives me my money back?
You must be a fuckin bitch aswell..
when I was about 18 I worked at publix. There was this mentally handicapped Spanish women who never locked her locker in the breakroom. One day I went into it (we didn't have cameras in there) and took pictures of her debit card, front and back. Bought a $375 dollar bong and sent it too a fake address in my apartment complex. Don't really care about it lol
>>707155956
I was 14 or 13 at the time, he wasn't the type of person to resort to violence over anything and that's probably the main reason i took advantage of him.
>>707156206
Because I was a full blown addict who didn't care about anything other than getting myself high
>>707156146
>>707155513
>>707156006
Nice Little chubby.
U like what u See?
dude i had to do it
I took a shit once
Doesn't get shittier than that
>>707156497
Sharpie in pooper
>>707153704
Are you Pepe le Pew?
>>707156447
the only thing you've ever probably 'kicked the shit out of' is some helpless animal
>Be me
>Senior in hs
>Half-nigger freshman bitch wants my dick
>Actually really pretty, surprising because I'm quite racist
>Make out with her after school in an empty classroom
>Get her shirt off
>Get her bra off
>Look at breasts
>Notice like 5-10 stray hairs around the nips
>Fake a cell call, "my dad needs me home"
>Tell one friend. He tells two. They tell everybody in school.
>Don't see her for a week
>Don't see her for a month
>Ask her friend about her
>mfw she hung herself
>>707154948
Dating in 5th grade?
>>707156756
lol yuuup. hugging, holding hands, all that good shit.
>>707156447
No, you're actually a faggot I just said edgy to be polite because I knew a little bitch like you would start crying if I told you the truth and said that anyone who brags about a hypothetical situation where their underage ass gives someone money to buy "grog" and then fights that person with their kung fu skills is a cringeworthy beta piece of shit faggot of the lowest degree
>>707154239
kill yourself
cool thanks
>>707155513
Savvy?
>>707156717
Id never hurt an animal unless it was in self defese faggot. Im not a degenerate psychopath...
Why am i copping so much shit for saying that i would get my own money back off some peice of shit trying to steal it??
Would you niggers just lay down and accept the fact that you have been robbed?
If so you arent going very far in life..
>>707156497
What a sexy bitch you are femanon
>>707155956
>buy me grog.
is this the pirates of the Caribbean? who outside of salty sea dogs calls alcohol grog?
>>707157042
Im ausfag.
>>707156742
kek
i pissed inside her vagina and then i cum
>>707156742
Same anon, just upping the ante...
>Be me
>Just graduated
>Autist friend has 8/10 gf, loves her to death, no idea how he pulled that shit off
>Go to house party after graduation
>He isn't there, she is
>Find her hooking up with random nigger from nearby high school
>Friends and I grab him, ass naked, drag him outside
>Beat his ass to a fucking pulp. Probably brain damage, at least broken ribs and eye sockets
>Toss him into buddy's truck
>Drive him to the middle of nowhere
>Handcuff him to telephone pole
>Leave
>mfw no idea if he's still alive
>>707157010
Post full body now
>sis staying at my place over weekend
>asks for cash
>tell her to do a show for me instead
>"Haha's" and "You perv" thrown around the room
>Throw her few bucks
>Get a call from her later in the night
>She did E with her friend and can't physically walk home
>Go get her
>Let her sleep it off
>When she wakes up she still wasn't really "there"
>Tell her i'm gonna call mom
>She cries her eyes out begging me not to
>Tell her I already paid for a show she never delivered and I might change my mind about telling mom
>Watch her intently as she masturbates in front of me
>About half an hour she finally orgasm
>Tell her I haven't yet
>She gives me a handjob
>Tell her to aim it at her mouth or I will tell mom
>Cum into her mouth
>She barfs and spends half of the day on the bathroom
>We never talked about it again
>get wife blackout drunk
>slip her a roofie
>fuck her until she passes out
>let in stranger from craigslist who was at nearby bar
>watch stranger fuck passed out wife for a while
>cums in and on her
>she still has no idea
I once threw a ball in ole mary's garden. When I tried to get it I accidently destroyed her arabis caucasica flower
>>707157221
U did the rite thing. Rather autism than some nignog in our bloodline
>>707149334
Shot a 14yo grill and her dad.
>buddy is trying to sell dope in the middle of boondocks north cali.
>Asks me to in force for a run.
>dealing to a sketchy fuck in a almost empty trailer park.
>fucker tries to rush friend and I with a pipe as we go through door.
>i shoot him dead.
>find out later on news the man was supposed to be watching his daughter.
>bullet went through him, though the wall, and into the grill.
>buddy keeps calling me a murderer even though I probably saved his life...
>sad face.
>>707156560
Kek
>>707157221
You didn't do it for your friend. Be real. You did it because he was a nigger. And I respect that.
>>707157042
kekekek
>>707157221
Okay okay, last one...
>Redneck friend gets can of 'bear mace' at army surplus
>Stops a grizzly at 20ft away
>We drive around all night
>Spray homeless dude and drive away, as he screams
>Drive by mexican biking home from work
>Spray out passenger window and drive off
>He face-plants into the asphalt, screaming
>Tiny amount of blow-back gets in passenger window
>Have to pull over 50yds away
>Whole car is vomiting, screaming
>feelslikedeath.png
>Mexican screams in the distance
>3 days later, eyes are still red, lungs burn
>>707157329
oh thats hot son, would love to do something like this
>>707149674
Implying that beating niggers is wrong.... Topkek
>>707155039
Because karate is fucking retarded and is never actually about how good you are.
>>707157667
it was so hot. guy was black too. shed never been with another guy before
>>707157625
This is why chemical warfare never works.
>i ruined someone's life
>destroyed the things he loved
>separated him from anyone who cared
>tore him down constantly
>he will never forgive me for it
>i am he
>>707157749
stupid cuck faggot I hope you die in your sleep
>>707157821
That's dope poetry anon
>>707156560
follow on necessary
>>707157575
>>707157455
True, friends in high school were "East County Peckerwoods." Generations worth of racism.
My hs was like jail, segregated (not institutionally, but instinctually), and 59% nig vs 20% mexican vs 14% white.
>>707150615
Unique i give you +1 interwebz
>>707157120
where do you live lol?
in vic and never heard anyone call it grog
people call it
>goon
>booze
>drinks
>sludge
>alcohol
>or the literal names of the drinks
>>707157821
Dog and horse breeds come to mind. The people creating them over time weren't exactly letting their female animals be inseminated randomly, not when they got the "more muscular/taller/whatever + more muscular/taller/whatever = more animals with that trait" even if they did not understand how it worked exactly.
Eugenics on humans? It is so loaded with negativity (which is understandable to an extent), that I have seen people say that, even if the technology to solve genetic illnesses was found, they would refuse to use it because "it would be eugenics."
>>707150495
I love how theres a girl in the background in a fucking wheelchair but shes in uniform too.
>>707157821
now you can be whatever you want to be, like an smart born child.
go get them anon
>>707154055
I think i recognize her? Near 517 or 616?
>>707157510
Your a fucking price of shit murderer.
Used taekwondo to beat the shit out of a younger kid that got the best of me. I was having a bad day, i was 10 and he was ~7 years old i think. Nearly got expelled.
Beat up more kids at my age during the time i was 11 - 14 and i stopped at 15 because i can go to prison now for that. I live in sweden, shit country for people who get ticked off by annoying cunts. Not only do they give you simple tricks to try to cope with your anger, like " counting to 10 " ( Dont fucking recommend this to someone, atleast present it in some other way. ) and i will just keep getting pissed of anyways, so i resorted to gravely insulting some people by any means just to make them shut the fuck up.
I think i am a compulsive liar, i lie whenever i can get away with it to make me seem better. Mostly small things though.
I have stolen some items from my family and got away with it.
>Be me, elementary school
>Hate this kid, let's call him faggot
>Faggot was being especially obnoxious this day
>Kicking my ball while I wasn't looking at recess, etc
>Finally had enough
>"HEY FAGGOT"
>"Wh-what?"
>Push him to the ground
>Turns out he landed on a bee
>Turns out he was very seriously allergic to bees
>Turns out he almost died in the hospital
>Moved to Alaska and no one ever saw him again
>Never got in trouble
Fuck that kid.
>>707157221
this thread was 'shittiest thing you've done' not the best
Cumming in my sils shoes
>>707157510
Murderer. Anhero now and maybe redeem yourself.
Dogged this girl I had a crush on in high school. She moved to my town to get away from an abusive family, and was my best friends neighbor. She had a hard time making friends, but would hang out with us to avoid bullies. But I was bitter that she wouldn't go out with me and trying to hang out with a different group of people who made fun of her, so I, and by extension my friends all started ignoring her. I remember once at lunch time walking some where, and I saw her sitting along in our old spot, and we all laughed at her. When I think about that I feel like worst fucking peice of shit. I've since made up with her, and always apologise for how I treated her, but I'll never forgive myself for being such a asshole
>>707158104
Noice.
>>707157625
That is either a lie or it isnt bear mace..
"Bear mace" hardly even works.
Spraying a bear with mace is like spraying a human with glass cleaner,
It would suck and probably hurt your eyes but not enough to
>stop a grizzly 20ft away
Stop talking shit you stupid bitch.
I know people who have emptied almost a whole can of that shit into a bear but still got mauled.
Stop lying on the Internet
>>707149334
I cheated on my wife, like seven years ago. Still feel kinda bad, because the woman I was fuckin had a vagina that was like a portal to some sort of penis pleasure dimension. I would give almost anything to fuck that woman again.
>>707158086
Twisted fucking psychopath detected
>>707153704
How to pick up women:
1. Become famous
2. Grab their pussy
>>707149334
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ex military mercenary. Hired by the to help out the Congolese on the down-low.
Pretty lawless in a warzone. Fight beside Roland, who everyone says is the best. Pretty jealous. Roland notching up the kills. CIA decide they want him dead. I take the money and blow off Roland's head.
I know he's dead, but can't help think that he's around every corner, looking for revenge.
>>707158042
TWO girls in wheelchairs.. and one tard with a walker.
>>707149334
I tortured and killed a puppy i was supposed to take care for my niece and then told her a car done it.
>>707158213
never tried it on a bear personally, just reiterating what it said on the can.
The story itself is true, though I cannot vouch for the claims made upon the can itself. That stuff was gnarly as fuck. I've taken pepper spray to the face, this shit was streets ahead.
>>707158413
Go into detail on it.
>>707149334
I masturbated to beastiality. 4 times. Will never do again.
>>707158286
lol
>>707158551
>will never do again
aka "haven't felt degenerate enough to do it since, but I'm long overdue"
>>707158551
Thats what they all say
>>707158551
I fucking love beastiality
i wokked my friend in night...
7pm tell him his grandmom crash car into lightbulbpole... he get car go hospitals but...
he crash into lightbulbpole on way to hospitals
>>707150615
That's hysterical. Bush or no bush tho?
>>707158282
same guy, kek
>>707149953
That you trenton?
>>707158732
H- hey, give me a break. At least I don't kill people or steal medication from family members that need it like other people in this thread
>>707158785
>wokked
plz define.
>lightbulbpole
I am now only calling them lightbulbpoles until the day I die.
>>707152227
Oh men you are just like me.
Ive done similar or worse shit but dont feel any guilt.
>>707158785
Are you Larry Gooseman?
I try to masterbate but don't have enough to one and when I cum it isn't whole and my masterbate is fire
>>707158785
You are your friend. The brain damage you received twice has twisted your view of the past. You can't even form coherent sentences
>>707158857
>photoshop spider tat & longshot lighter
lightly kek
>>707158151
I've done that too
1. When 16 I threw an egg from the local castle (like 100ft over the road)and hit a child. Newspapers never said anything, so I guess he is still alive
2. Share my gf nudes (with face) on /b/. One pic ended up on tumblr, pornhub (now removed), imagefap and twitter.
I love her but she works as a kindegarten teacher... I might have ruined her life.
>>707157721
It takes dedication to get a black belt, not really skill. Once you have one you will start actually learning
>>707159176
share the pic anon!!
>>707159176
SHARE!
>>707159176
>throws egg
>guess he's alive
no shit. Throw a rock next time. Or a spider.
Fucking egg. Go fuck yourself.
>>707159176
>the local castle
Do you sip your shit with your pinky up?
>>707159176
>egg
>not throwing spiders
>>707156006
standing in underwear front on please, non black and white?
fucked my friend's ex gf an hour after they broke up
>>707159376
>or a spider
Throws a spider off a castle wall, kills someone. What is this, assassins creed?
>>707150584
Same af
>>707159546
fucked my friend's ex as she became his ex.
She called him while bent over to end it.
Try harder.
>>707159679
I fucked my friends ex right in front of him, then I fucked him too.
Try harder.
>>707159321
>>707159350
No, I'm a better person now. I always share without face
>>707149334
Told me parents I would be home at 11:30 but wasn't home until 12:45.
>>707159816
I fucked my friends ex gf's ex gf
Try harder
>>707159916
WELL STILL FUCKING SHARE! FACE OR NOT!
>>707159924
You fucking degenerate.
Did a home invasion with my former best friend back in high school. Single mother and daughter so they weren't much of a threat.
>be packing up our loot getting ready to bounce when I notice eric not by my side anymore
>panic and look for him
>fund him upstairs pounding the daughter face down from behind while she's sobbing
>the moms in the corner screaming and thrashing about while gagged and bound
>had to wait down stairs for 20 minutes for him finish, while fighting the urge to throw up
>I can still hear the screams and cries
>she couldn't have been older than 12
>>707157285
That's just awful
>>707149334
i keep killing and the hunger never goes away. can't seem to get caught either. this will never end.
>>707157510
How you not in prison?
>>707158367
Was a royal marine for 12 years, then ran the circuit for a couple more. Nobody calls themselves a mercenary. Bullshit
>>707160048
Are yall black ? And what race were they
I took some Xanax once and was on efukt and they all baked this pie and came on it and took it to some guys birthday, so I said after the video if some one asks me to make them food I HAD to do it, sure as shit this girl had just messaged me on Facebook for a sandwich, so I followed through, took it to her bummed a cigarette and watched her eat it. Was kinda hot tbh.
>>707159816
I don't need to try to avoid homosexuality.
Besides, sounds like a consensual multi-partner encounter. Nobody got their heart broken, therefore not shitty (other than your dick after pulling out of your buddy). This thread is "shitty things you've done", not "brag about weird threesomes that no sane person will ever envy you for"
>>707160048
Jesus fucking Christ
>>707160109
Where ya from mate? Pls no kill me
>>707150615
His friend's mom's last sight was her son's weird friend lifting her dress
I put my cum in my sisters food every chance I get. Fucked up, but I love to watch her eat it.
>>707160048
aka Friday-Night-Lulz
>Friend has super hot gf. 10/10 for me curvy Asian slightly chubby.
>she has the biggest tits I've ever seen in real life. I mean fucking huge not just like a dd or something she had to order custom bras that were sized by her measurement it had no letter size.
>always wanted a piece of her. Buddy has to go out of town for three weeks for his job. She's gonna be alone for almost a month
>first week fantasize about raping her. Middle of second week get super drunk end up in front of Thier house I don't remember goin there.
>know she's alone. I have a key. I have been friends with him for 10 years. They've been together for five of them.
>let myself in and go to straight to bedroom. She jumps up and screams. She looks at me and asks if it's me. Walk over to her push her back ack start forcefully grabbing her breasts. She says "omg anon, please don't this please your drunk I know you your a good person please don't" she kept going but I stopped listening after that.
>put one hand one her neck grip a little and shake. She understands and shuts up. rip her shirt down the middle to complete tit access. Pull her underwear off by just pulling it off her breaking them.
>fuck her as hard as I can cum inside her. Not done make her suck my dick coverd in both our juices. Can hear her crying but don't care. After dick gets fully hard again stick right back inside her pussy. Fuck her harder with the intent in my mind to hurt her a little. Finish in her again pass out on bed.
>wake up in Thier bed alone freaking out remembering what happened. Cautiously walk out looking for but she's not home.
>lock up and leave. Go home and wait for cops. Week goes by no cops. Buddy comes home. No cops but don't answer his first three calls. Finally answer.
> buddy sounds cheery asks me why I didn't answer and tells me about his work trip. See them that weekend.
>only difference is she doesn't look me in the eye for the next few get togethers. But talks to me like normal even laughs and jokes.
>>707160302
>My assumptions are reality, I'm so clever.
You're not very bright, are you?
>>707160601
They stayed together for another three years before they separated. She never told him and nothing else ever happened between us again but part of me wonders if she liked it or if she was just to scared/traumatized to do anything. Every other outing was normal and we all still had fun together.
>>707154239
I hope you realise that the stress you put her through probably led to her getting dementia.
>>707154911
Wow. You sound like a fuckwit.
>>707149334
Fingered a retard chick and gave her a hickey. The next day she had a wrangler escorting her around the campus
Fucked my best friends girlfriend while I was also in long term relationship. She wasn't even hot I just knew she wanted it for years + cocaine.
>>707160814
Wow, who would've thought that!
>>707160924
>puts mouth on retard
Who's the retard NOW?
>>707160813
Studies have been proven that a high percentage of women enjoy rape. She probably got off on it and didn't want to ruin the friendship so kept quiet. Good job.
>>707158016
Every cunt in Sydney calls it grog, shut the fuck up Melbourne cuck
fucked my drunk step sis. it was hot as fuck but regret it because she realized what I did.
>>707149334
When I was 16, had just got my driver's license, Thanksgiving dinner my mother's sister had way too much to drink, I got the job of taking her home, she was passed out cold when we got to her apartment, she was divorced with no kids and was a nurse, got her partly undressed and into her bed, sat down to say goodnight, she was snoring like a chainsaw, I was a virgin, she was OK looking but had really huge tits, so I took off her bra, messed around, decided to jack off, looked at her legs and just said shit, I fucked her, a couple of times, didn't last long, she just laid there, no condom, came inside of her 4 or 5 times, she was old, like 37, 39 so I wasn't worried, few months later, my mom tells me her sister is pregnant, my cousin is my daughter, pretty fucked up
>>707153868
from what you will remember, it is amazing
>>707161064
Meee!
>>707160813
she wants moar. The exact situation, over and over again until her brain can process the trauma. Thats how it works.
>>707160048
fucking hot, hope he did her up the arse
>>707152972
>>707161099
Yea that's kinda what I was thinking but I also thought she might think he wouldn't believe her. Especially if I denied it. And would think she just cheated or tried to cheat with me.
>>707160338
USA west coast.
can't promise anything on the not killing ya front.
ITT: a shitload of fiction
I was 9 minutes late to pick up my daugher once. Worst thing in the world. She didn't know where I was. For 9 minutes, she must have felt towards me the way I felt towards my Dad when he bailed. Never felt like such garbage in my life.
>Had the usual baked beans and eggs for breakfast before school
>Felt very bloated after, still went to school
>Later in class do this silent but deadly fart
>People around smell it and react
>I react the same way and then look at the guy sitting next to me
>I say anon you are so sick and gross man
>Everybody believes it was him
>He could never live it down and hero himself a year later
>>707152250
Who does she want you to fuck, boy?
>>707161442
You're a piece of shit.
I'm black, and every time my dad leaves to get a pack of Newports, I mentally prepare myself to never see him again.
>>707150615
Shit, Rest in Peace, anon's friend's Mother.
But damn Anon, you saw a chance and you took it, you evil son of a bitch
pressured my ex into having an abortion, eventually though she said it was for the better. idk. i feel shitty about it sometimes
> wagging school as a kid
> middle of the day, just shoplifted lollies
> life is good
> epic stack it - break arm
> go home crying
> OMG I'm fucked, caught out wagging ect ect
> tell mum i got hit by a car on the way to school
> cops involved OH SHIT cant backout now
> give fake description ect ect of 'dude who hit me'
All seems well then....
> 2 weeks later mum 'cmon we going cop shop'
> at station cop says to me .... 'is that the dude' pointing at some random behind a window
> ye e ee ee s ss sir i mumble out
Never did know what happened after that
>>707152143
Nigga he said this was before cell phones
>>707161639
>lies about hit-and-run
>falsely identifies hit-and-run perp
>shrugwhathappened.jpg
Lies. You'd be getting a check every month until 18 if it were true.
Also, please define:
>wagging
>>707161555
Well, I'm not black and I don't smoke so I guess things could be worse.
>>707161099
smh, you really believe that, don't you?
>>707161862
If you aren't black, then yes, things could be infinitely worse.
>>707161384
Ca?
>>707161840
wagging ... is cutting school
>dude asks me if I have the time
>I say no.jpg
mfw I know I am a beast !!!!
>>707156303
>lying this hard
>>707161913
Never been in a relationship with a girl who's been raped?
>>707161942
Figured that out from context. I suppose "explain origin of term" was more appropriate than "please define"
>>707152408
Jesus...
>>707161984
savage.
>>707149334
holy shit it's been awhile since Ive seen that pic.
that thread was sad.
>>707153027
Holy fuck
>>707149334
What the fuck is happening in your pic OP?
>>707161165
Did she never ask who drove her home? How old is your daughter/niece now? Do you ever wish you were more involved in her life? Do you think either of them know?
>>707161934
yes
I'm married. with kids. I had an affair with another married woman who also had 2 kids for a year and a half.
I'd see her post facebook posts saying how much she loved her husband on the days she would see me. I guess that's how she dealt with the guilt.
Me? I felt no guilt at all. I just liked having the best sex of my life.
She's 25. I'm 37. We met at a bar. I never intended to carry on with it for this long, but sex was great and amazing.
Last time I saw her was a few months ago. Got into an argument about petty shit, and I thought, if I was going to argue with someone about petty shit, it might as well be with my wife. I basically had enough, and so did my mistress.
Haven't spoken with her or texted her since.
I guess that's pretty shitty. I might have left my wife for her if she actually loved me. I think I loved her.
>>707162278
**cousin
>be me
>Throw Halloween party for friends and coworkers
>Bitchboi coworker shows up without invitation
>Bitchboi falls asleep after getting hammered
>Everyone draws dicks on his face
>Classic.gif
>We get paid next day
>B.B. goes to work to pick up pay chech
>Didn't look in the mirror
>Mfw when the owner of the company hands him his check
>>707152985
I feel u, my life was very similiar, I'll share some of my shitty-ness for this thread but it might take a while to type, btw where did u grow up?
>>707149674
>2016
>has still not raped a girl
Wtf is wrong with you
>>707162463
Illinois
>>707149334
>One day go to lake with family
>Popular "beach" area where people commonly hang out
>Go to play with other kids
>We run off to secluded spot
>Other kids leave. Me and one other kid there.
>He was just sitting in the shallow water
>Tell him to swim with me
>He's struggling really bad. Can barely keep above water
>Starts to drown
>I freeze. I don't know what to do.
>Eventually he goes down. Doesn't come back up.
>I get out of the water and sneak away. Pretend I wasn't there.
>A little while later there's a big panic
>Nobody can find this kid
>They start a search
>Mother is crying. Saying he can't swim...
>They found the body like a week later
>It was my fault he died
>>707151006
Sup, josh.
>>707162282
Nice
I'm safe then
>>707152001
you sick bastard
>>707162190
Wah happen
>>707149334
I guess all the sleep creeps and shower creeps of my sister I post on the Internet. Also the fact I go out of my way to get them.
>>707150615
You fingered that pussy. Didn't you anon. Yeah, you did.
>>707153868
Lol Xanax just makes you not give a fuck, it's like the God teir version of alcohol. You could kill somebody and not feel a single emotion on Xanax, quite wonderful and addictive
>>707150615
Got some kittens soaking wet at a friends house when I was a kid and they got sick and had to be euthanized. I was a volunteer at an animal shelter at the time.
>>707150709
Wait what lmao... Story now
>>707154239
textbook addict behavior
glad you're clean
>>707162241
>>707162190
What's the story with the pic?
mom told me to put the hotdogs in the fridge. I didn't.
>In military, waiting orders to new unit with others.
>SNCOIC puts me in charge of others.
>Opposing forces exercise scheduled.
>Others are too hung over and/or drunk to go
>Pulled less senior troops to go who were already overtasked
>Training accident, one of the junior troops dies
>Find out it was the only junior troop that was worth a shit
>Have to clean out his gear/personal effects.
>Find letters from family.
>Read letters
>Die inside.
>Should have sent one of those degenerate drunk fucks to their death instead.
Fuck Hillary Clinton
>>707162282
please kill as many californians as possible, they are scum of earth. god bless you on your holy quest
>>707153461
:( rip
>>707149334
Raised the price of a drug 5000%
>>707154239
Fucking Christ. Just glad you're clean now. Like the other anon said, that's literally textbook addict behavior. Fuck
>>707163036
Is that you, Mr.Shkreli?
got drunk, banged an 11 year old when i was 25 and it lasted for 3/4th of a year.
>>707150615
Necro philia.. nice fetish
>>707162974
i get as many as i can.
soccer moms and drug dealers are my favorite
>>707163106
Omg he does post here
>>707163036
don't worry, you're just fighting the war on drugs.
>>707163210
Chikin
>>707163191
Was her name Lauren?
>>707163290
No, her name was ester.
>>707149674
Life is short bro
>>707163191
You fucked her nonstop for 9 months straight? Damn bro that's hella stamina
Used to tie gf and blindfold her. One time arranged a rough gangbang that started that way without her knowing. She left me soon after that
>>707163385
Top heh
>>707162546
Now it's kinda funny cause I grew up in a moderately nice suburb in California but my mom and dad both made barely any money and my mom was a drunk, they both always worked night shifts (mom at toys r us and dad was a bus driver). my older brother and sister both smoked and drank and my brother also did hard drugs in my house as well as sell them so ever since I was young I grew up in a weird run down house with people always fucked up and wierd hippies and sketchy people coming in and out of my house, but young me didn't see that cause I didn't know and all the shit just looked normal. It was also fucked how I grew up shitty with no money and everyone else around me (general area where i lived) had money practically coming out their butts, we all always had to do something to help with money, brother sold drugs, sister worked two jobs, and I would just work with my uncle doing labor and helping my grandma down in mexico.
>>707152408
Absolute Madman
>>707160184
Don't listen to much music in the marines, do ya, faggot?
>>707156977
just shut up pussy. You're trying to act so hard. you're not. you're being an edgelord faggot. kill yourself loser
>>707163451
Are you me?
At highshool I was the guy that didn't have friends, only one and because he was an outsider too. During the breaks everybody went outside and played games, while my friend and me just stood still in a corner talking about stupid things.
One day my friend was ill, didn't come to school, so I decided to spmd the brrak time inside in front of the classrooms. Bully comes in, he starts harassing me and insulting me. Try to run away. He is faster. Tries to grab me, I push him as selfdefence and he fell down the stairs. As he fell to the ground I ran away and went outside, where the teachers and studenrs were. Break is over, everybody goes to class. Hear screams, apparently the bully was so unlucky to hit his head in a bad way against the ground. Mfw people never discovered it was me as I was invisible for everybody and nobody realized I wasn't that day outside all the time.
Tl;DR: I killed my bully
>>707157870
as soon as you heard he was black you got so triggered. And you people wonder why internet neckbeards like you get made fun of by literally everyone outside 4chan
>>707162550
>mom knows he cants swim
>take him to beach and let him go with kids
>kids like to swim
Idk anon sounds like lack of parential supervision...i have a son
>>707152985
you ever feel like you are aren't self-aware that you are an ass hole? people don't like me but apparently it is because I act like a huge dick, but I cant help it. i have no real friends because of this and this is something I think I have realized today. all this time I thought I was just unlikable because of some other reason that made me inferior to others. sucks to go through your whole life feeling like nothing but dish it out on people and not even being able to control or be aware of it.
>Be me, first day of high school
>Just moved, don't know anyone
>Eventually make a friend, Daniel
>Occasionally ignores me for a week or two
>Mom makes me join swim team
>miserable.exe
>ff to sophomore year
>cute girl, Emily, chats with me at swim meet
>sit next to each other during diving
>diving: everyone is silent
>me and Emily start joking around
>cannot stop laughing
>we make each other laugh so hard 24/7
>Emily is my best friend
>Ask out older girl for Junior Prom
>She has a bf but I want her and she likes me
>After prom, I make out with Emily
>"Ask her out" soon after
>Start dating. Beautiful friendship has blossomed into relationship
>After dating for 6 months, we lose virginity together
>At this point, we are completely in love
>want to get married and have babies
