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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>707128849
Replying
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>>707128849
Ok
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>>707128849
meh, sure why not...
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DO THESE CUPONS STACK???
POST
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>>707128849
post more
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Can my girlfriend have a penis? I don't think I'd be happy otherwise. Waste of time really.
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Might as well
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Bitch I aint need no woman
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>>707128849
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>>707128849
Replying
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>>707128849
reply
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ok
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reply
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>>707129061
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Staying inside all tommorow, we'll see how this one plays out
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>>707129171
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Need moar girlfriend
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reply
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Rolling
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>>707129269
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>707128849
EVERYBODYS DEAD THEIR ALL FUCKING DEAD
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sick
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>>707129302
I'm just touching ur butt. Jeez
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reply
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ok
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Meh, why not
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Why not
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>>707129163
Yes, keep posting in these threads and you'll have an army of girlfriends in no time
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hummmm
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sure m8
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i went and ate lunch with her today so I have faith
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>>707128849
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God please let this happen
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>>707128849
no school 2morrow
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Eyyyyy fuck it
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I am sorry Elizafags but this is my thread now.
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>>707128849
Sure
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>>707128849
one gf pls
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>>707128849
k
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>>707128849
eh
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Can I have a girlfriend (male) ?
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Fuck china
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Pplease god
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>>707128849
My body is ready /b/
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No fatties
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>>707128849
It wont happen but
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NICE
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>40 minutes to midnight
good luck
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couldn't hurt, right?
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>>707128849
Couldn't hurt
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>>707128849

go go go
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No
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i'd like that emma plz
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can't get any worse
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Ok
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>>707128849
plz lord kek
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more eliza
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>>707128849
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You lie...but will reply anyway.
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Lies
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erection
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Nothing to lose, used pussy to gain.
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>>707128849
r-really? i-i hope so.
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Will she sit on my face?

Also, I'm a chair.
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Tic Tacs have 1 1/2 Calories
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>>707128849
ok
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Fuck it, I'll ask her to home coming
>18
> senior year
I won't be a lonely fag this year
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>>707128849
plz
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What if I don't want one?
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>>707128849
OK :)
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>>707128849
Man im trusting you.
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>>707128849
eat shit and die
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>>707128849

Niggers DO have souls!
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ok
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Oh boy Oh boy
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ehh why not
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>>707129953
This
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I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
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nigger
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>>707128849
we'll see
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Can't wait to meet my new hoe.
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>>707128849
PLEASE
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>>707129953

Dan?
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ohh boy i hope a loser like me can get a gf too
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>>707128849
K
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doubt but let's go for it
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I'm not going outside tomorrow, can't wait to see how this works out.
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>>707128849
You're gonna have to guarantee me the quality of this girlfriend, otherwise I'm not replying to shit.
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>>707128849
i need a girlfriend
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>>707130079
Rob?
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>>707128849
Read em' and weep, the dead man's hand again
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>>707128849
ok
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If she leaves her boyfriend, I would.
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all aboard the gf train choo choo lol :)
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>>707128849
ok ty op
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Bish plz i decided to talk to people i like today
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why not?
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>>707128849
have you ever lived so hard it hurt?
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>>707128849
Oh mighty Kek, please grant me the benefits of your munificence!
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>>707130169

Negro?
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What can go wrong
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>>707128849
niiiiiiiiiice thanks anon ur the best
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Oh boy!
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Just hoping
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>>707128849
pls
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>>707128849
Yo
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Replying for good measure
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Don't fuck with me
I mean do it
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It didn't work last time. She. Actually stopped talking to me a day later haha... Maybe it'll work this time. Maybe I won't die alone.

God I hope this works.
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>>707128849
fuck it
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please
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Go to sleep for faster results?
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>>707130294
Cracka?
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>>707128849
Ay caramba
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I want a girlfriend. 3:
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>>707128849
I know it's not true, but i'm also very lonely.
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Wish
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>>707128849
Bullshit. This is a get thread now.
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K
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>>707128849
But what if I want to be single forever?
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>>707128849
Save me
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>>707128849
Hope
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>>707128849
whimmy wim wam wazzle
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Ok
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Fuck it
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>>707130598
He knows
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>>707128849
Will I have 2 tomorrow then or just the same one I have now?
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fukye
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>>707128849
Bullshit
(I honestly don't care anymore)
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>>707128849
Ok
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>>707128849
O really?!!?
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>>707130579
you already achieved that
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plz i need this
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ez
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"press B to doubt"
>Furiously presses B
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>>707128849
replying again
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But I'm a little faggot...
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Why not try even though I know that she likes someone else
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no way
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Cool
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Ye sure
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>>707130680
The condition of the OP only states that you will have a girlfriend.
In the event that you have one already, the condition is already fulfilled and you will not receive a new girlfriend; however, in the event of a traumatic death or sudden break up, a new girlfriend will be given to you.
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dbf
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>>707128849
cant hurt
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Meh I need a booty to plow for the winter
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might as well give it a shot amirite
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>>707131024
no, younorite
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I have dream
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>>707128849
Will she be hot?
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I really need one only so I can stop fucking my mattress
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k
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>>707128849
im a fucking loser
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>>707128849
Hope I will
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>>707128849
What if I don't want a girlfriend?
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>>707128849
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I'm actually going to chill with some hoes tomorrow
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doubt it
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>>707128849
Please Steph
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Gib me the girl of mah dreamss
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>>707128849
REEEEEEEE
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I have to reply because there is this girl I like and I think she likes me back but she has a boyfriend. I wouldn't mind if I was just a fuck buddy.
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k
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Fuck it
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post
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>>707128849
waifu get
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Np
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100% legit
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Sheiiittt why not
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>>707128849
I want a boyfriend instead...
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>>707128849

o.o
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Sleep tight spagetto
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why not
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>>707128849
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>>707128849
plz anon
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>>707128849
Only time ill respond to one of these, and only because its positive.
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Yes
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Already got one bruh
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cute, please
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>>707128849
yes i was trolled but meh
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Let's go
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I'm desperate
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>>707128849
liar
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Why not
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>>707131127
fucking kek and k
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>>707128849
Hayden Anderson
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IMPOSSIBLE
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j
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>>707128849
lmao sure
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>>707128849
sue
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B====D
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>>707128849
ANAl
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I don't want a gf. I can't trust women so having a gf would be torturing for me.


But i'm replying to this thread anyway
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Reply to this post or your gf will look like her
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meh. dubs and i dont
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Replying
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Please
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>>707128849
aight
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please
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but i want a boyfriend
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I hope so
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>>707128849
:)
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Reply
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Worth a shot
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Done
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Sure!
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>>707131832
damn
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Tits or gtfo
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>>707130513
With tits like that, how do you not have a gf already?
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please
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>>707128849
pls
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>>707128849
no
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y not
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K
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i wish
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wow
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if only
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lets go
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>>707128849
Yoh
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thanks :D:D:D:D
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kill yourself
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>>707128849
Im desperate
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>>707130938
I guess I'll go get the knife then
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Hope
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>>707128849
Literally not possible.
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>>707128849
Do i still have dignity?
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Pls
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>>707128849
pfft ok nerd
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OK, let's see it.
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grill friend plz
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>>707128849
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please
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>>707131112
No
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:^(
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If dubs all who replied will have no gf tomorrow.
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>>707128849
Someone have the HD video no the xhamster version?
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Ok
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>>707128849
k fam
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>>707128849
Please
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>>707131474
Tough
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but i won't even try...
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Reply
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I have nothing to loose!
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n8
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>>707128849
replying
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>>707132350
Nigger
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>>707132350
shut up nigger
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Sweet. I can use a girlfriend
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>>707128849
deal
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roll
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Neato
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>>707132350
you're a nigger
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Just had a breakup. I can only hope
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I NEED ONE AWDJUAHWDJJHFDWJA
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>>707132350
whatever you say, nigger.
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Didn't work last time :/
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THREAD HAS BEEN DELETED
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>>707128849
aight
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>>707128849
eh whats there to lose
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Fuck it why not
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>>707131944
Check'd
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>>707128849
be mine erin
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Trips?
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>>707132350
you have nothing to noose
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omfg, i need this so bad!!
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i just wanna say that i already know who i want as my girlfriend
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>>707128849
Monsee pls
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Pls
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>>707128849
i need this in my life
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kek no way
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No I won't. It'll be like every other day.
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>>707129061
Gay
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hehehe xd
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>>707128849

Ok
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Well see
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>>707128849
k
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>>707128849
Please God
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i still love her.
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>>707128849
pls
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>>707128849

ready for my shiny new girlfriend
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