YLYL thread. I'll begin.
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YLYL thread. I'll begin.
>>707122113
Dear God's elect,
I believe you will do better than I think,
It is understandable that you may be a bit apprehensive because you do not know me, I am writing this mail to you with serious tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation. My Name is Mrs. Rose Adams, Am contacting you from my country Tunisia. I want to tell you this because I don't have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Late Dr. Franklin Adams who worked with Tunisia embassy in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) with a bank in Ouagadougou,
Presently this money is still in the bank there. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this mission to take care of the less-privileged, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity work" helping people in the street.
im hard carrying this thread
You suck, faggots.
>>707123094
pls kill yourself
>>707123094
Reply
>>707123385
I was about to say that this wasn't a cringe thread, but god damn, this is actually perfect
>>707122113
you lose
>>707123800
dubs confirm your loss, faggots.
I blew air through my nose a little harder than usual while looking at some of these pictures.
>>707123665
Classic stuff. I'll post the spider
>>707123127
Y did this make me chuckle
>>707123094
kys
>>707123094
yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu fuck
>>707124039
because it's both hilarious and accurate
>>707123094
i don't know what this says, but by these replies i can guess.
>>707123181
>>707123542
>>707124060
>>707124083
Is this funny?
>>707123094
fuck you
>>707123094
Kek
>>707122781
Can i get that tattooed on my upper arm? I love how he is wailing on that guitar
>>707123863
it just blends in perfectly.... really makes you think
>>707124482
Yes.
>>707123094
I was expecting goatsee or something like that, not this gay shit.
>>707122113
no one said nothin about bananas XD
>>707123094
oh shit nigga
>>707124482
Yes, thanks for sharing!
>>707122339
>i believe you will do better than i think
>>707123665
Holy kek
>>707124865
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>707124482
oh lord, i'm literally crying here
>butt-blasted
>Malaysia in charge of handling the banter
>>707124682
you sure can my man
>>707123738
I've fucking met that kid, such a fucking douche
>>707123199
Doobz>>707123300
>>707123800
>>707123899
>>707124899
Only four so far? Kek may not be here with us tonight...
>>707123094
that was pretty gud
>>707124370
fuck i must be tired, i lost to this
>>707125161
Learn to count
>>707125191
And fuck off.
>>707123218
sheeeit billy kinda looks like me when i was a kid
>>707123094
Fuck you
>>707124010
Honestly that would be a pretty good show, a bunch of gay cops dressed like that doing stupid gay shit like that. The LGBT community would throw there tantrums but it would be worth it.
>>707125161
get on my level son!
>>707125191
We don't need anymore of your kind.
>>707125636
Samefag posts are meh.
>>707123094
Poop
>>707123094
fuck
>>707122469
kek'd hard
>>707125138
fucking kek
>>707126100
Miranda does not fuck around.
>>707126100
I like Miranda.
>>707123094
bretty gud
>>707123094
I do need my mom to support me for being such a NEET
>>707123094
Kys faggot
>>707123094
fuck
>>707123515
Underrated.
>>707126244
I feel that feely feel.
>>707123094
DAMNIT
>>707123094
Fuck you nigger.
>>707123950
>donald trump
>>707122339
>Rose Adams
>from Tunisia
>>707123094
Mohammad is a faggot.
>>707123094
Son of a fuck
>>707126577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCLtAbULUtw&ab_channel=MikeDelaney
>hillary clinton
Papa Clinton appreciated baby Hillary.
you got me
>>707125138
beautiful
>>707123094
badonkadonkas
>>707123094
Honest to god fuck you
company_chairs_at_4chan_HQ.bmp
>>707124370
FUCK you got my ass.
>>707125138
Never saw that before, I'm very happy.
>>707122847
>#2
GOT came first or it ripped this off?
>>707123168
> $18,50
GTFO Eurofag
>>707124762
i always wondered about those big savings
>>707123094
Gdtuhv
>>707125138
lost
Good thread /b/ I'm proud.
>>707123515
Gets me every time
>>707123665
>control remote dog
There are only two kinds of people I hate in life: racists, and jews.
>>707128412
>When the mod is too fucking stupid to get the reference and bans someone who was trying to save a generic attention whore thread.
>>707123094
Hope you die in your sleep tonight
>>707128587
and Traps. They deserve hate too. I hate it when I'm fucking a queer and the front of his skirt is all wigwam'd up cuz the fag has a boner.
>>707123525
this guys life must be at 2/10
>>707125362
This.... This is a show anon.... Reno911
>>707123094
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>>707123094
sfsfcsc
>>707127673
You're a freak alright, a freak of fucking nature.
>>707123094
well shit.
>>707123800
When comics were a thing..
Thanks for the nostalgia anonm8
>>707123094
>>707122781
Lost
>>707125020
rekt
>>707123094
Fuck you
>>707129079
I just read this whole thing in the opera voices you sick fuck
>>707123525
Everytime...
>>707129012
You took the bait. Faggot
>>707123168
>Making it in shit Euro language.
Go jump off a bridge, retard.
>>707123094
saw it coming and still looked at it
>>707129704
it was one of my favorites back in the day
>>707127673
*steak
>>707123094
I love you, mommy.
>>707123094
you're gay
>>707123284
Holy shit I lost hard
>>707131378
do a doggo roll
>>707131358
I lost so bad.
>>707125138
My fucking sides
>>707122469
this is not funny. at all.
>>707123094
HOL UP
>>707131750
bump
these guys can kill themselves
>>707131501
Attack of the Killer Potatos
>>707123094
fucking knew it
>>707123094
respond
>>707132016
LOOOOL
>>707123094
kys
>>707123094
Kys
>>707122469
i dont get it.
>>707132016
Lost hard to this
>>707123094
filjuytd
>>707122781
That's from the Whitest Kids U Know, you filthy fucking niggers.
>>707122411
Fuck you guys id chill with this nigga here.
>>707123094
aweeads
>>707127369
...
Wasnt funny but... who the fuck made calvin and hobbes incest porn?
And where can i find it?
>>707123094
I counted all of that.
>>707123094
Dam
>>707123094
bazooper
>>707127369
I have several books of calvin and hobbes on my bookshelf, and this turns me on something fierce.
How fucked up am I?
>>707127369
I am 12 years old and wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>707123094
Bazorpo
>>707123625
part two
>>707124899
that skelly has a meaty pussy tho
>>707131809
Have you actually gone through Bill Hitchert's facebook page? It's like fucking Bizarro World. Especially that shitty Tony The Rat page he made.
I can't figure out if it's ironic or if he's a real person.
>>707123625
holy fucking hell
>>707128747
are you sure that wasn't the original? Not sure I ever saw the original.
>>707134391
Tobias, come on.
>>707134522
it's ok man I joined in summer too and I haven't seen it either
>>707127673
I can smell her from here.
>>707129704
Those comics were always bullshit.
>>707123094
God dammit.
>>707123094
Leave mommy alone.
>>707128412
i hope that mod was fired for being a fucking faggot newfag
>>707127369
kek
>>707123665
HAHAHAH
>>707124186
lost hard
>>707128747
>>707135628
lol wait, what's this meme he's referring to?
all I got was cringe.
>>707123094
top nig
>>707123625
10/10
>>707123845
9/10
>>707123094
kek
>>707123094
also, poster will die in his sleep if dubs
>>707134522
Please lurk moar
>>707134945
nah, like usual, there'd be a good one now and then.
>>707122339
Is this new pasta?
>>707123094
Fig u sheldir>>707123094
>>707135628
be careful, you might get banned.
>>707132456
I need her in my life
>>707123094
Kys
>>707124186
That was beautiful tbh
>>707136951
im not a mod, faggot
>>707131147
Lost. Lost hard!
>>707123373
i love brian fortune, search "brian fortune show" on youtube. fucking gold mine.
>>707128559
Have the original?
>>707137526
don't talk shit about mods, it might bruise their precious egos, and get you banned because most of them are quivering pussies.
>>707123094
Oh no
>>707123381
Wouldn't the pile form under the slide. It's like you haven't ever used a cheese grater. Commie fuck.
>>707122469
What is inaudible screeching? It wouldn't make a noise, so how would they caption it?
