I'm about to smoke some weed for the first time. What movie/tv show should I watch while I'm high?
Whatever its just weed, prepare some food and water
Paprika
TELETUBBIES
>>707116485
if you get good and high it literally doesn't matter. I recommend cartoons, something funny, or like... put on lord of the rings. Have a blast anon
>>707116485
Up In Smoke
top gear
>>707116485
You might not feel it the first time
>>707116983
I've got 2 grams, how will that do?
>>707117132
Bro if you smoke those 2 grams you're gonna be OFF YOUR ASSSSSSS. Like crazy high. I can get high off like $5 worth of weed probably lol
>>707117132
pretty good, if you can make a joint the same size as a cigarette that should be good. use a roller if you can't do it by hand. a regular glass bowl / bong is great too
420chan.org/weed/ thank me later
>>707116938
Oh god this. If you like a good mindfuck, go for it
Otherwise just throw on some Archer
>>707116959
not if u want fuckin nightmares
Tim & Eric
>>707117328
I think I'm gonna go for it
>>707116485
Honestly dude, listening to music while high is probably my favorite thing to do. Even the songs you've bored yourself out of because you listened to them 1000 times are amazing. It's like an adventure. And you hear instruments in your songs that you never heard before while sober.
But when I wanna watch something I watch South Park
Rick and Morty.
Don't choose anything with a complex plot - you won't be able to follow it.
Well animated movies with a nearly non existant plot or very simple comedy should do the trick. I'd say the naked gun.
(On a sidenote: If you smoke with friends - make yourself something nice to eat (...cheese...) and put on some music and speak about what comes to mind, any board game or mario party is the fucking bomb when with some good friends. This way you spend your time way better then falling into apathy due to a movie.)
>>707117100
I watch it normally and sometimes I seem high.
A V8 engine powered blender?
With a smoothie made of beef and bricks?
TF?
>>707116485
>707117132
>>707116485
Don't waste your first high watching the jewtube, grab an instrument and see how awesome your creative mind can be.
Paint something, draw something, do anything except rot your mind on tv
>>707117498
Well - you really shouldn't. You will most likely puke or get other nasty side effects from smoking THAT much. (Not like you'll likely be physically able to smoke that much - even if you wanted to.)
Even if you can't 'overdose' on weed you can get too stoned that your body starts revolting.
A quarter gram should be just fine for a noob.
if you are smoking for the first time you may not get high cuz you will cough the smoke up unless you got iron lungs, take small hits that you can handle, make sure it is grinded up well, not into a powder but you want lots of surface area, and just put on something funny, brush your teeth before you smoke and you wont cough as much, the mint will sort of numb your throat
>>707117132
2 grams isnt enough for a joint bro u need 35 gram at least to make you high
>>707117498
For the love of God don't go for two grams your first time around.
>>707117132
I would made 4 joints with 2 grams
>>707118060
Why?
>>707116485
Bojack horseman
Spongebob squarepants movie
Mighty Boosh.
2 grams is nothing dude when you get good at smoking u can smoke 2 gram in only 1 hit
>>707116485
you shouldn't because marihuana is dangerous, addictive and illegal.
OP here, should I grab anything to drink?
>>707118127
because that's hella weed nigga. my first time i just took a few puffs out of a blunt and that was probably the highest ive ever been. can't imagine even doing 1 gram
>>707118364
Do you want an award?
>>707116485
Something you enjoyed as a kid. I like to smoke and watch rugrats or Doug. Pretty enjoyable and good for winding down.
>>707118370
>dangerous
bait
>addictive
bait
>illegal
could be, we don't know where op lives. but who gives a shit about weed anyway?
>>707118538
I got it from a friend, he already rolled it. should I just smoke some of it and save the rest for later?
>>707118522
Yes, your mouth will be dry as fuck as you smoke.
Afterwards anything tastes 10 times better btw so you might wanna stock up your favourite (non-alcoholic) bewerage.
>>707116485
my friend says it makes forest gump 1000 times better
Watch some Brickle Berry man, super good cartoon kinda like Family Guy. It's on Netflix so easy to find
>>707118708
yep. smoke close to half of it. you'll be stoned as shit. and then you have some more for later.
>>707118627
definitely
>>707118734
Something spicy is always good. Hot cheetos or takis.
>>707118364
Whoa look at for this expert here. Idiot
>>707116485
As a seasoned toker OP, I say you should watch your favorite tv and listen to your favorite music while high!
It's nice to watch and listen to nostalgic things when you're high also.
Pink Floyd, The Wall
The road to El Dorado
>>707118708
Depends what's inside these joints.
If he mixed it with LOTS of tabacco you might be able to smoke it just like that, but that'd also imply that he gave you like 10 joints.
Or he gave you like 4 pure joints which defnetly should be opened and cut with tabacco and refilled. As mentioned above - a quarter gram should be plenty for a noob.
Or he told you shit about "2grams" which is kinda likely.
>>707119362
>mix with tobacco
Fucken gross
I like watching Superjail. It's great.
Watch Trailer park boys and have a chuckle
I like watching old kids shows from childhood, The nostalgia is sooooo much stronger
>>707116485
South park
>>707117026
/Thread
>>707117903
I've smoked an eight of bud in a blunt and was like 6/10 stfu about "side effects"
Pic related. What I was selling at the time
>>707120059
>>707116485
The Cat In the Hat
Cheech and Chong of course.
>>707116485
you should watch cosmos with neil degrasse tyson from the first episode then smoke more as you complete the binge view.
>>707120261
not OP charged me $20 for something that size
its also smells hella dank and stinks up the whole room. was I ripped off?
>>707120639
not OP but my dealer*
I personally would not smoke two grams to myself and I smoke frequent, a 2 gram blunt is something you smoke with a friend or two. Since its prerolled I'd honesty rip it open to see if there's tobacco in it, don't smoke chop your first time shit will give you a headache.
>>707120639
Where you from?
>>707119362
eurofag detected
>tobacco in joints
>>707120740
Madison, wisconsin
>>707116485
Hey me too. Hope you enjoy!
>>707120639
I'm from California, I'd pay $10 tops for a gram of anything cookies...that's not a dub lmao
>>707116485
Wag the Dog.
Then watch it again whenever you're straight.
>>707120761
Hella people in the states put tobacco in joints it's called chop, ignorant ass
>>707120893
Might've been ripped off but not much. Here in Ontario I'd pay 20 for a g of semi quality stuff. But if your shit danks up a room then it's probably good.
>>707116485
Stranger things, steven universe, gumo
>>707119459
>>707120761
Enlighten me murricans - how do you manage to burn the entire weed without any bongs or pipes then?
As far as i see it if you don't mix you either end up with a stupidly strong joint and/ or half of it lands on the ground/ ashtray.
>>707121106
20 a gram for mid?!?!?! I've only paid 15 tops for a gram of top shelf
>>707121241
You can't smoke a joint of straight up weed to yourself? Lmao I can't relate.
>>707121310
20 Canadian bro, which is about 15 usd. I had just picked up a g of girl scouts for 20.
>>707121241
You can't handle the weed lmfao. Get good nigga.
>>707116485
reefer madness
>Eric Andre
>>707121632
was waiting for someone to say this
>>707120893
Yeah you were lol.that pic of the animal cookies was only .4 and I sold 10 a gram but got 4 ounces for 400 from a caregiver in arizona and the silver haze was 1.5. I'm in cali now and get ounces for free from my brother in law
>>707121572
Damn that sucks so much dude, I live in California and Girl Scout or anything cookies goes for 10 usd for a gram.
>>707121449
>>707121586
Truth be told: You're right. So?
>>707116485
When I'm stoned I love really shitty movies aimed at a younger audience. Try The Cat in the Hat, or look up the 4d movie they play at the World of Coke
>>707121711
I get a little extra from my dealer, so it works out.
>>707121241
This nigga can't handle a joint of weed and can't even roll it right lol.
Britbongs are utterly pathetic with their weed smoking.
>>707121716
So? You're talking reckless yet you can't even smoke a single joint lmao I bet your dealer skims you too
>>707120924
Yeah but Cali is fucking cheap. Most other states do 20 a gram
>>707118017
Nigga are you smoking on Jupiter? Or are you a nigger, because 2 grams is enough for a joint, at least for a white kid
>>707122100
2 grams is way more than enough for a joint if we're being realistic. That's enough to for a pretty big blunt and a decent joint.
>>707121067
and all of them are fucking pussies just like you
>>707117026
This
>>707122100
I can't tell what's higher. You, of that joke that completely flew over your head.
>>707122210
>mfw lightweight
>2 grams could last me several months
>>707121716
>>707122088
I feel so bad for everybody that doesn't live here. I can buy an 1/8th from the dispensary and have it delivered to me anywhere in town for no extra cost.
def recommend music. tv, movies, video games, etc. all rule while high. music high though let's you understand it on another level imo. especially if you play
>>707122337
2 grams last me an hour lol but okay
>>707122261
Look at you, angry for no reason. It's a weed thread, relax.
>>707122467
Everyone has a different tolerance. Even if you've been smoking for a long time, you could still have a low tolerance.
Keep us posted OP.
>>707122618
You're right, I can't tolerate 100mg edibles but I can smoke till I fall asleep.
>>707116485
schindler's list
>>707121241
Damn dude you must have low tolerance. I make a fat joint with nothing but bud, smoke half and I'm good for most of the day. Always been a lightweight here.
>>707122849
Just smoked about 1/2 to 3/5 of it. I'm starting to feel a buit woozy
>>707123122
3/4*
>>707123122
Stay hydrated and enjoy the ride
>>707122403
Sad thing is i used to live there. But the cost of living is just ridiculous
MR. ROBOT
>>707116485
Watch a nature doco on mute and play your favorite spacey music. Planet Earth that shit is cash, just chill with your friends and chat or whatever but when the music and doco sync up its like woah man
Op Here: Oh dear god what have I done
>>707123467
Don't sit in silence, that shit gives me the creeps. Put on your favourite song
>>707123467
i fucking told you
>>707123122
Rock and roll my dude. Try not to pass out too soon and enjoy yourself. Watch the haunted world of El Super Beasto. That's the first movie I watched high and I'll never forget it. That shit is crazy. Or watch sausage party. I saw that stoned and it was hilarious as well.
It's funny how all these Cali smokers brag about their prices but you pay 50$ an eighth for fire, and 60 - 70$ a gram for a genuine actual nug run oil.
The prices are NOT better than Colorado when you have a bunch of growers that are shipping their doo doo out of state and push their fire for high prices.
Also, anyone who buys grams, 1/8s, and 1/4s are getting ripped off period. You become a supplier's best friend at those prices.
Source : actual Cali med patient who laughs at most of these rip off clinics
>>707123785
I'm really spacin out here.
>>707123877
Canada weed is the best.
Nothing better
>>707124092
Canada has rip off prices from what I've seen too, and their oil scene is not the best, though it is coming up.
50$ an eighth is subjective when most people settle on quality that does not look like this for an 1/8. I still think 35$ for high quality like this is still a very high price, but it is the max anyone should ever go in a legal state. $10 / g is high price.
>>707117122
Most people don't
>>707124605
I usually pay 10/g but if its higher quality I'd pay 15 or 20/g. This is in CAD though
>>707124036
How you doin now OP? Enjoying yourself?
Lost
>>707124983
Struggling very hard with basic functions. It's worse that my crush is texting me now too
>>707125154
Yea drugs are the best
>>707119357
It's a classic, but why when high?
Also:
2001 A Space Odessey,
A Clockwork Orange,
Matrix,
Blazing Saddles
>>707125154
Hahahahah good shit
>>707122375
Gay
>>707125154
Tell her you love her
>>707125216
I watched A Clockwork Orange last week while really stoned and I remember absolutely nothing from it, even though I sat and watched the entire thing. That was some good weed.
>>707125308
fuck I might
>>707116485
Half baked
>>707125443
nah, I'm fully baked
>>707125216
My bad - I meant the John Wayne and Dean Martin western.
>>707125384
Ask her when she's gonna let you stick benis in vagine
>>707119245
FM radio much?
>Obscured by Clouds
>>707125568
Ask her out to coffee or some shit
Spy kids 3
update: oh shit this is getting crazy
>>707117122
Dubs of truth
The same people who just made you smoke way too much weed now give you advice on chatting with your crush...
>>707116485
Inception, cheech and chong, any mindfuck movie.
>>707125745
WHATS GOING ON OP HOW YOU FEELING
BTW CHECK THE NEWS, BTW CHANCE THE RAPPER JUST OD'D ON LEAN CHECK THE NEWS
>>707125803
4chan's finest
>>707125499
The movie
Update: She's snapchatting me now
>>707116485
mudholland drive
>>707125876
Why shoudl I check the news
>>707125962
Here we go
>>707126026
You fucking tripping dawg
True Detective Season 1
Apt Pupil
Gummo
Julien Donkey Boy
Kids
Trainspotting
Spun
Black Circle Boys
Party Monster
>>707116485
take a walk outside while listening to music instead of turning into one of those couch stoners
but if you do decide to be one, then >>707124269 has the answer
Daily dabber here, I've been having such a stressful time this month I think OP has motivated me to take dabs tonight until I'm "struggling very hard with basic functions" and just eat myself silly and pass out. It's Saturday night too, so fuck it all. Time to kick back!
>>707125962
Good luck and best wishes
>>707126264
Fall is the fucking best while blazed
>>707126112
What?
>>707126293
Right on man!
>>707126264
What if OP lives in the city or the suburbs?
Not even worth going outside when you're surrounded by people and houses and all that jazz.
Might as well stay inside and get stoned. Luckily, I live in the country and the foot of a mountain. I have a reason to go outside and take a walk with some headphones in lol.
>>707126426
I am not real
>>707126547
Strolling in the suburbs right when the street lights come on is amazing.
>>707126722
fuck you
>>707126868
Yes
Just watch whatever you like. You won't notice the high the first time.
>>707126547
you're right. i actually live in the city right now so i only feel comfortable getting high on my property. but it deters me from doing so because it's so boring lol
i used to live in washington where there'd be forest everywhere and we would go and get stoned in it, whether it's snowing in the winter or hot in the summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwzqtF2W6RQ
Depending on how high you are you might not be able to keep up with the subtitles, but the visuals alone are good enough for a fun trip
How do I mentally prepare for this bowl of DMT?
Meditation beforehand for x amount of time to get in a good state??
Update: Im trying really hard to focus on what she's sending me but I keep forgetting
>>707126737
I suppose the street lights at night do have a certain allure to them. Driving at night in the populated areas is pretty relaxing. Though, nothing beats a night in the country where there's so little light pollution that the stars and moon are so bright that you could go for a walk in the woods and be able to see. Where you can look up and make out the glow of the distant universe.. or even see a few "stars" than move slowly across the sky and change direction..
Yeah, I've seen a few ufos out here.. lol Fucking wild, man.
if its a movie watch Mr. Nobody
if its tv watch Black Mirror
both on Netflix
>>707127357
just do it
>>707127636
Yeah the country is much better, used to live in a trailer park and getting stoned up there was the most euphoric shit ever.
>>707116485
WATCH HALF BAKED. Recreational state, 4.50/gr. Lol.
You should play mario kart like a real stoner.
Watch The Big Short
Best film ever.
>>707125876
No, he did not overdose you massive faggot.
>>707128172
It does have it's cons. The movies, shopping, concerts, etc., are a drive away. There's not much to do. Small town life. Oh well. Peaceful, for the most part, though. I can walk outside naked and piss in my yard if I want lol. That's a great feeling.
>>707116485
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
>>707116485
enjoy it but don't become a regular user
it's all too easy, and it's wasted potential
>>707128673
What are you talkiing about
RIP my tread
for me when i smoke a lot, everything turns into an adventure. Like just getting cereal turns into an epic quest. its fucking cool.
>>707129721
>Fuck
Flash Gordon or Big Trouble in Little China
>>707129721
Keep moderation with the weed, friend.
Take your vitamins, get sunlight for vitamin d, and just keep healthy. Otherwise weed loses it's magic and the adventures end.
I'm high right now, but I'm just giving you good advice the best way I can lmao. Like, for real.
>>707128765
Keeping thread bumped
>>707129721
Same man. Me and my buddies got super stoned when we were in LA and we decided to get food at Subway. The elevator ride was hella trippy and walking down the street with bright lights everywhere was fucking amazing.
>>707130192
Yeeup
>>707130158
I take vitamin D 5000 IU a day and since I have I get high off less and just feel more satisfied, don't know if there's any connection.
I started once they found I had low D, which is weird cause I eat fine and don't sit inside all day. I'm white too
Just rolled my first joint. Now kickin back with afi and family guy. Dope ass Saturday
have do I get drugs
>>707130888
A generally healthier body has better reactions to drugs. Nice trips
>>707131059
>smokes first joint
>whoa dude
>a whole new perspective
>realizes AFI and Family Guy both suck
>>707131069
What?
>>707131059
It's Canadian thanksgiving this weekend so it's pretty blessed up here too
>>707131069
Nigga you already blazed
>>707131069
by having friends and not being 13
>>707131319
fuck is that why I hate family guy?
>>707131069
Friend of mine is stoner. He hooked me up with his dealer. His dealer hooked me up with another. It's a network.
>>707116485
I don't know why nobody has told you to watch Off The Air on Adultswim streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhxE1RFtAWY
you'll fucking lose your shit, watch this after you smoke. it's the epitome of surrealism
>>707116485
Whatever you want to watch. What are you expecting to happen?
My first time getting baked i checked my history the next morning and I was refreshing this song every 5 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq6aiU2Rn6s
I don't even know how I got there
>>707131971
Topkek
you still with us OP?
>>707132599
yeah boiii
>>707132904
What's brackin? How you doin? Chick send you nudes yet?
>>707132982
lol I wish, we're just discussing movies
>>707130888
Badass, man. Yeah, I had low vitamin D, too. It's made a world of difference since taking it. I was fucking dead inside and smoked weed constantly to feel something. I went outside, but it was so low it didn't help. It gave me a seriously numbing depression. Sucked ass, man.
I've been recommending people check if they're deficient lately, because it changed my life, and I've been reading into it. Apparently a lot of people are nowadays, for one reason or another.
There's definitely a connection there. Vitamin D works with the brains serotonin and dopamine production. It's going to make pleasures feel even greater if you've been deficient for a long time.
>>707134035
Same here. I think anyone with chronic pain, sleep issues, odd stomach problems, or depression should have their levels checked. My problems started going away in a matter of days.
>>707134798
also anxiety too
It's so good...
>>707131059
