>no fluffy thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>no fluffy thread
>>707112043
bump
>>707112213
That poor sock.
>>707112213
I should go to the buuro and check out all of Mcgonagall's stuff.
This is a really weird fetish guys, I'm not sure what you're getting out of this
>>707112807
Man this post is beginning to become a tradition.
Nice to see you again.
>>707112213
The face gets me everytime
IT FEEDS THE RAGE. BURN THE DAMNED. KILL. RAPE MURDER DESTROY FUCK CORPSES PISS ON THE UNHOLY. FEED THE BEAST UNLEASH THHHHE HATE ROAST THE BODIES MURDERBONER SHITKILL BUMP RUMPS WITH A STUMP AND NUKE SOVIET RUSSIA. FUCK THEM DEVOUR THE UNIVERSE AND DIGEST WITH THE BLOOD OF THE HATED SCUM OF SHITTY FUCKCOCKS. ALL WILL DIE, SUFFER, ROT, FEEL THE PAIN EMBRACE THE HURT EAT THE BLOOD BONE THE CURSED FILTH OF ALL AAAAAHAHHHAAAA
>>707113015
Cute aggression incarnate.
Bump
some lurkers?
>>707114436
More like this
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>>707112043
What is this fucking faggot shit? Why do you like this autist bullshit?
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>>707114950
That was the last one I have
>>707115133
>Taking the b8
Nice Dubs tho
>>707115328
>It aint bait if i get dubs
Been working on an Fluffy translator, if that's something anyone may be interested in - http://lingojam.com/fluffspeaktranslator
Any suggestions?
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>>707116046
Holy fuck that's beautiful, Anon
I'll contribute some of my stash:
>>707116046
da_fluff here
thank god for this
i hate writing fluffy dialogue
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>>707116429
I demand moar!
Also
>green text if you please.
>>707114324
yes
>>707117153
Stomp the little shit rat.
>>707117503
If /pol/ was a fluffy
>>707117682
Kek
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>>707117497
For me, a situation like that would actually make want to take one in. I'm such a sucker for cute animals.
>>707112043
Got any green text with smarties? I got a soft spot for those smug little fuckers.
>>707118372
no greentext but i have this, would have to download my original smarty pic form the booru
>>707118294
Maybe a dog or cat... But a fluffy?
To each their own i guess
>>707118474
>no green text
Thats fine. Moar like your pic then. Im good with it.
>>707118585
I have a dog already, and, unfortunately, right now he's being a whiny horny motherfucker because of a little chihuahua bitch in heat up the road.
>>707118372
I don't have any, but I can make one for you if you want.
>>707118294
until it starts shitting and pissing all over your apartment and ruining all your upholstery keeping you up with obnoxious squeaking etc.
just swiftly stomp it on the head and put it out of its misery
1/3
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>>707118787
>a little chihuahua bitch
>bitch
You aren't wrong there.
>>707118787
And youre not gonna let him get his jollies? For shame anon. For shame...
>>707118852
Sure. Ive got time to burn. Thanks.
>>707118943
2/3
>>707119116
3/3
Dumping more
>>707119054
np. Got any ideas of what you want it to be about?
>>707119016
Where did you find that picture of Trump?
>>707119409
woah tehre m8
slow down the bantz
>>707119279
Dont really care. Although if it means anything, ive had kind of a bad week and am in need of anger management...
>>707118857
Actually, I live out in a rural area, so I could turn it outside fairly regularly and as for keeping me up, I could make a safe fenced in area for it outside since I have a fairly large yard.
>>707119054
Well, he's about three times her size so it'd be a bad idea for all involved.
>>707119617
Not for him.
>>707119279
stories for days
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/author%3Adeadweight/1
what dah fuck did 'ou just fucking say about me, 'ou wittle bitch? i’ww have 'ou know fwuffy graduated top of fwuffie's class in dah navy seals, an' i’ve been involved in numerous secret waids on al-quaeda, an' fwuffy have ovah 300 confirmed kills.am twained in gorilla warfare an' i’m dah top snipah in dah entire us armed forces.'ou am nothing to me but just anothah target.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fuck out wiff precision dah wikes of which has nevah been seen before on dis earth, mark fwuffie's fucking words.'ou think 'ou can get away wiff saying that poopies to me ovah dah internet? think again, fuckah.as we speak am contacting fwuffie's secret network of spies across dah usa an' your ip am being twaced wite nao so 'ou bettah prepare for dah storm, maggot.dah storm that wipes out dah pathetic wittle thing 'ou caww your wife.you’re fucking dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhere, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies in ovah seven hundred ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffie's bare hands.not only am fwuffy extensively twained in unarmed combat, but fwuffy have access to dah entire arsenal of dah united states marine corps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe your miserable poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittle poopies.if only 'ou couwd have known what unholy wetribution your wittle “clever” comment was about to bring down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd have hewd your fucking tongue.but 'ou couldn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’re paying dah price, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fury aww ovah 'ou an' 'ou wiww drown in it.you’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707119466
Kek
>>707119528
Okay, I just wanted to see if I could get any ideas to bounce off of for a starting point. I'm jacking off at the moment, so no promises of it being timely. That cool?
>>707119886
Im fucking dying over here.
>>707120100
Hell yeah. Go ahead and fap. Im gonna lurk until 404 or i get tired.
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>>707120792
This woman is fucked in the head. I'm kind of surprised that she hasn't killed any people... yet.
Thats it for now. Hope you all enjoyed Twistee work, this is just a part of a much longer sick story.
lmao
>>707120932
Or her victims were not found... yet.
>>707119886
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about me, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww have 'ou know fwuffy graduated top of fwuffie's cwass in dah navy seaws, an' been involved in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy have ovah 300 confiwmed kiwws.am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' am dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to me but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebba been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffie's fwuffing wowds.'ou think 'ou can get away wiff saying that poopies to fwuffeh obba dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah.as we speak am contacting fwuffie's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao so 'ou bettah pwepawe fow dah stowm, maggot.dah stowm dat wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww you wife.you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies in obba seven hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffie's bawe hands.not only am fwuffy extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy have access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw miserwble poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies.if onwy 'ou couwd have known what unholy wetwibution your wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd have hewd youw fluffing tongue.but 'ou couldn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww ovah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fucking dead, kiddo.
fixed
>>707121060
My sides are in orbit.
>>707120871
what's this supposed to be about?
Anyone got the autistic daddy comicds?
Lost mine, but holy fuck it was funny
>>707121162
The symptoms of rabies infection in a fluffy.
>>707121060
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about fwuffeh, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww have 'ou know fwuffy gwaduated top of fwuffie's cwass in dah navy seaws, an' been involved in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy have ovah 300 confiwmed kiwws.am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' am dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to me but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebba been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffie's fwuffing wowds.'ou think 'ou can get away wiff saying that poopies to fwuffeh obba dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah.as we speak am contacting fwuffie's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao so 'ou bettah pwepawe fow dah stowm, maggot.dah stowm dat wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww you wife.you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies in obba seven hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffie's bawe hands.not only am fwuffy extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy have access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewable poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies.if onwy 'ou couwd have known what unholy wetwibution your wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd have hewd youw fwuffing tongue.but 'ou couldn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww ovah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fwuffing dead, kiddo.
final revison
>>707121551
Naywe seaws
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>>707121551
>saved
Bump
>>707121748
fluffies can pronounce the letter v, just not L or R
>>707120792
YEEEEESSSSSS KILLL MURDER PAIM TORTURE FEAST BURN RAPE HAHAHAHA I NEED TO KILL I HAVE TO MAKE SUFFERING DEVOUR THE WORLD . WHY MUST KILL need PAIN MURDER FAGGOT KILLERBONER THEY HAVE TO DIE DIE DIE ALL MUST DIE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERW DIE DEIE DIE I MUST HAVE KILL MUST MURDER BLOOD DDEATH SUFFER FUCKFUCKFUCKKILL KILL I KILL KILL
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DICKSUCKING CUNTDUNKING FAGBAGSHITDICKCUMSHIT AAAAARRRRRGGG PLEAAE NEED TO PAIN KILL NEED SUFFER I NEED KILL SUFFER IS PAIN MURDER NEED DEATH AAAAARRRRTH SO MUCH ANGER. SO MUCH RAGE. NEED JOB AT FOXNEWS TO EXPRESS THE OVERWHELMING BLOODBOILING SOLAR SEETHING MURDER DEATH AND LET OUT MURDERKILL AAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHUUUYUUUUYUUUYIIIIUUUUIIIUUOOPPPOPOPOP
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>>707121288
More of this girl.
>>707116046
Doing the devil's work, anon. Thanks.
>>707120932
SHE IS ME WE SHARE THE SPECIAL RAGES OF AGES and BLOOD CURDS OF THE HERDS AND NOW FOR THE SACRAFICE ALL WILL FALL INTO A VAT OF DEATH AND DESPAIR TREMBLE FOR THE DESTROYER OF WORLDA AND DEVOURER OF SOULS HAS COME TO BESTOW PAIN AND SUFFERING TO ALL THE FILTHY HUMAN SCUMFUCKSHITCUNTS
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>>707123236
Careful, might cut yourself on that edge
>>707123026
sure m8
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>>707123894
Bumping for the fun of it.
>>707124688
It's cute when dumb things try to comprehend life, because existence is a lie, but death is a painful truth
>>707124688
wow that graveyard is small
she must be really good a keeping them alive
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>>707122792
This guy... Isn't he from that creamsicle comic?
>>707124919
Death is release. DEATH IS SEXY. I WANNA SEX DEATH IN THE LIFEHOLE I WANNA GET PREGNANT BY DEATH AND HAVE HER BABIES
>>707125456
police fuffly
thats one way to use them
>>707125456
Now that legitimately made me laugh. Having a fluffy weaponize its shit as a member of the riot police.
>>707125487
very gay reply
>>707125584
ID FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING FUCKS TILL THEIR FUCKING FUCK FUCKS FUCKS FUCKING FUCKS IN THEIR FUCKING FUCKY FUCK FUCKS THAT FUCK FUCK AT FUCKY FUCK FUCKS the fucking fucker fucks.
SHIT
>>707125834
shit re upload... sorry
>>707125858
So much edge
Autistic daddy comics? Does anyone have them?
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>>707114950
I haven't been on /b/ in 6 months these are the only funny thing i have seen
>>707114781
>please reattach my legs
didn't know this was a ylyl thread god damn
2lazy for edit like a real man sorry
The end.. no more from me
>>707126421
that's because the normies have shunned and exiled the real btards to other imgboard sites, which is why there's pretty much only porn and funny threads left.
>>707120288
Sorry man, this is all I've got in me at the moment.
>So I work at the fluffy daycare in my small town.
>Normally not a very interesting job, but there have been a few memorable occasions.
>So, there are only about ten fluffy owners in the area, and, because of that, we only ever get the same group coming in almost every day.
>And one of them was this really annoying smarty.
>I forget his name; let's just call him Dickweed.
>Anyway, Dickweed was just an irredeemable little shitrat.
>He'd eat everyone's food, bully others for fun, and try to knock up the mares as often as he could.
>Thankfully the only dame he was successful with got to keep the babies.
>Her name was Buttercup; she was nice.
>One day, as I was about to enter the daycare, I could hear Dickweed throwing a tantrum even with the door closed.
>Right as I got the thing opened, the asshole storms out right past me with a stream of shit behind him, yelling bloody murder.
>I reach out for him, but I couldn't stop him before he really spooked some poor passerby.
>Random Joe Shmo sees the little thing and kicks it right in the goddamn face.
>So hard, in fact, that Dickweed slides right toward me and I accidentally step on two of his legs and his lower back.
>Not hard, but hard enough for a fluffy.
>Fast forward a bit, and Dickweed gets patched up and ready to go back to the playroom.
>Of course now his face is messed up and he can't move.
>When he was bought back, the other fluffies started hugging him and saying everything would be all right.
>He just took in all the attention like the selfish brat he was.
>"Smawty nu even huwt.
>>707128476
Don't rip it, someone else might be able to use it.
Of all the inconsiderate.......
>>707127771
Moar!
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>>707129009
Yes, more please.
This one is just hilarious.
Requesting the one the purple fluffy finds out its babies have AIDS and smothers them
>>707127771
dickweed is deformed, ferals would reject him but domestics would hug him still.
he could :
- get necrosis in his back legs
- above cause chafing on genitals
- get infection in his face
- above cause deformed speech or drooling
- be rejected by mares or other fluffies
- all the above could finally cause him to cease being a smarty(?) possibly being adopted, while that's what he really wanted, being away from other fluffies all day would push him towards "wan die" very quickly
