hey /b/. I'm home alone right now, what should I do?
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hey /b/. I'm home alone right now, what should I do?
Is this even a question? you do what every man does when he's home alone.
Fucking jack it.
>>707111344
Cum into your moms panties and post it
>>707111707
but I already did that a lot today, my arms are gonna get tired. can someone give me something else to do?(°ϟ°)
>>707111855
my mom doesn't live with me (°ϟ°)
>>707111855
Dubs man, you gotta follow the dubs
>>707112180
Go to her house and fucking do it then.
>>707112262
but she lives in Florida, and I live in Massachusetts (°ϟ°)
>>707112384
Cum into your own panties then.
d-does anyone have anything else I could do?
( °ϟ° )
>>707112698
I-I guess so ( °ϟ° )
>>707112384
Book a plane and fly your ass over there.
Blast porn on your living room TV and order a pizza with a stuffed animal on your dick.
>>707112899
b-but I don't have the money ( °ϟ° )
>>707113003
no thanks anon, I'm not that hungry right now
( °ϟ° )
>>707113232
Then do the other two parts
if you finished jacking, and nothing to do, then time to get in shape.
>>707113129
Everyone has the money
Who lives with you anon?
>>707113476
but I don't have enough to that kind of thing whenever I want, and I have school. ( °ϟ° )
>>707113836
my dad only ( °ϟ° )
>>707113951
search through his room and report back what you find
>>707114073
did it. I found typical dad things, socks shoes, coffee cups, old pictures of me and my siblings, golf clubs, ect. the strangest thing I found was a card for a night club.
Light something on fire
>>707114742
Prank call the night club
>>707114742
Boring as hell man, just jerk off again or put your dick in various foods.
>>707114742
I also found a bunch of old phones from the early 2000s (°ϟ° )
>>707114984
but they don'y work (°ϟ° )
>>707112106
learn to cook
if you only have shit ingredients get creative
sharpie in fucking pooper
>>707114742
Lame. Just jerk off again. Or put your penis in various foods.
>>707114967
what should I say? (°ϟ° )
make halloween memes tbh fam
>>707115157
like what? (°ϟ° )
>>707115414
cut the top of a banana off and fuck the banana til it's mush
>>707115414
go to pound town on a watermelon, or an apple
draw us a fucking picture anon
>>707115528
a-alright (°ϟ° )
>>707115707
You're welcome, you might want to warm it up some how before
>>707115543
o-ok, I'll need a minute or two though (°ϟ° )
>>707115808
godspeed
What about being creative and make a thread that ment something? We all know these "bored" threads is irrelevant. Op always end up fapping to something weird..
Insert a small object in your cute anon butt, it can be anything you want, keep it safe cutie!!
>>707116065
This time it's fapping IN something weird
ride your horse dildo
you do have one, right?
>>707116250
You saved this thread
did op get caught fucking a watermelon by his dad?
>>707116686
I hope so
>>707116686
he is eating the watermelon but i am gonna sneak it away from him (°ϟ° )
>>707115861
I don't think I'm doing this right
>>707116998
You should probably be hard before hand
You could eat a big bag of dicks
>>707116998
c-can someone help (°ϟ° )
>>707116998
what the fuck
pubes aren't supposed to grow that far up your cock, man.
>>707116998
Can you fucking trim your dick hair? Holy shit dude
>>707116998
this cock has more hair than my head
>>707116998
you look like the guy who hit puberty late and glued hair to his armpits in a shitty attempt to make it look like he had hit puberty.
except you glued the hair to your dick instead.
>>707117081
c-can you give me something to help with that, I've used my own collection too much for it to work very well. (°ϟ° )
>>707117351
Just jerk it, dumbass
>>707117106
>>707117118
>>707117204
>>707117273
s-stop it guys, you're making me even more self conscious about my dick (°ϟ° )
>>707117439
alright, I guess I'll try.
>>707117520
Then just shave those disgusting pubs from your dick you filthy fag
>>707117520
>>707117939
kek
Came across this thread.
I'm dying.
Still not working . Can I do something else or maybe a different fruit?
My sides
>>707118586
watermelon, apple, or some shit like that
>>707118586
>I take it youve never gotten laid because the chick is scared of rugburn?
>>707117779
>>707117939
really guys, cut it out. I really would shave them, but I'm afraid of cutting my dick with the razor. (°ϟ° )
>>707118586
Just take the peel off, mush it in your hand and jerk off with that.
>>707115313
>>"tbh fam"
get the fuck off my site nigger
>>707118586
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT PEENER? OMFG IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY FUCKING STRING HAIRY! FUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE YOU BECAUSE FUCK YOUR DICK MOTHER FUCKER
>>707118843
use a scissors, pull your pubes straight with one hand, snip with the other
>>707118802
no sir, I haven't met a girl I would be willing to show it to yet. (°ϟ° )
>>707118978
>>707118843
Better idea. Just cut it off
>>707119067
cant say i blame you, shits gross yo
>>707118978
if it'll make you guys stop making fun of me fine (°ϟ° )
NAIR
>>707119248
Yeah do this instead of the fruit fucking thing
>>707119314
>>707119248
theres somthing you can do op, dunk your gross groin in nair and post results
wtf that dick cut it off
>>707119462
what is nair? (°ϟ° )
>>707119555
what country are you in? google it fag
>>707119555
Don't do it man, it'll like do some weird shit to your dick
>>707119621
just googled it, I don't have any. should I go to the store and buy it, if I do the thread might die while I'm gone. (°ϟ° )
>>707119658
r-really? (°ϟ° )
>>707118586
I have made an instruction gif for you, op, please view it and follow along as it goes.
>>707118933
wew lad, that's a rudepost. dont worry fam i will be here forever to be tbh honest :^)
>>707119790
Post a new thread if it does.
>>707119790
You said you don't have money
>>707118586
Oh fuck that shit...
Noo.
No.
No.
Nooooo.
No.no.no.n.no.no.nnn.noo.noono.no.no.no.no.n.nooooooooooooo
>>707119391
I agree. Turn this into a shaving thread.
>>707119884
Not enough for flight tickets but enough to get a bottle of that Nair stuff.
>>707119849
TOP KEK
>>707120079
Just scissor of your shaft pubes and fuck a watermelon
>>707120079
Fair warning. It's going to smell bad.
This is the only patent of scissors I could find in my house
>>707120228
Yeah. Come on, man. Do us all a favor?
>>707120314
how about you wash that dirty floor pal
>>707120314
Fuck it, just wax your dick
>>707120314
Ok, kitchen scissors...just be careful.
>>707120314
s-should I use them? (°ϟ° )
(they are for vegetables)
>>707120468
Wax your pubes
>>707120589
I-I can't do that. wax would hurt even more than shaving. (°ϟ° )
>>707120811
Not actual wax, but like tape
>>707120998
And pics. Or it didn't happen.
>>707120811
Trying to cut it off with scissors hurts more than I thought it would . I think I might need the Nair after all.
>>707120998
>>707121058
b-but won't that still hurt? (°ϟ° )
why the hell am i still in this thread
>>707121532
I was asking myself the same.
I'm going to kick the OP in the fucking head if he uses another fucking emoji
>>707121760
p-please d-don't do that, I didn't mean anything by it. (°ϟ° )
WHERE THE FUCK IS OPS TAPED UP DICK
>>707121987
Yeah, this!
>>707121987
>>707122056
b-but if I put tape on it it'll hurt a lot when I pull it off (°ϟ° )
>>707122163
Yea but it'll be less hairy and therefore fucking SEXY
>>707122222
Damn....
>>707122228
you really think so? (°ϟ° )
>>707122358
Yeah
>>707122358
JUST DO IT. THIS THREAD IS GONNA DIE
>>707122358
hurry the fuck up
Alright it's all taped up. But now I'm not so sure I can really do this.
Bumping with dick
>>707123235
fucking madman
Hahahaha! Already looks better.
>>707123235
I can kinda feel it stopping the blood flow to my dick (°ϟ° )
>>707123235
IS THIS REAL?
>>707123235
RIP IT OFF
>>707123401
your dick is gonna shrink and fall off
I'm literally fucking crying, Op what are you even about son, how does cutting hair with scissors hurt, and how do you have a literally jet black dick and white woman hands what is going on
>>707123420
I roped it off really fadt and it barely took off anuthing . All it really did was hurt my curcumsized Area .
>>707123987
op was born in a fuckin lab
>>707124124
keep going with the scissors.
>>707124158
Hillary Clinton and OP now both confirmed as robots
>>707123987
>>707124158
h-hey, don't make fun of me like that guys, i-it's starting to get to me. (°ϟ° )
All I can think of right now is that scene from Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay, at the bottomless party
"UGH! IT'S LIKE OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BEARD DOWN THERE!"
>>7071242do you not have a face razor? Or just cut one hair at a time with your fucking garden shears or whatever death scissors you have, damn
>>707124292
you're ok op, you deliver.
>>707123987
and I don't have white woman hands, I just haven'y clipped my nails in a little while.
>>707124514
Less typing more attempting to shave amigo
Vamp
Feels like there's just some black anon being used by a white anon or something.
In which case this is either hella gay or someone who'll be playing with that foreskin later.
The scissors weren't working very well , but I found some nail clippers that seem to work. This might take a while though .
>>707116363
YOU FAGGOT COCKWIZARD
>>707125586
the nail clippers are actually faster than the scissors, and they hurt less to use. (°ϟ° )
>>707125586
fuck me I know I had like 2 or 3 pubic hairs at the very base of my shaft but you've got fucking hairs on your dick my man what the fuck
>>707118586
Why is your dick black but your hand white
>>707125846
I know it's bad, b-but surly I'm not the only one, right? (°ϟ° )
>>707125938
im half black half white, looks similar so perhaps he is too
>>707125938
I- I don't know, I thought everyone's dicks were darker than the rest of their skin. (°ϟ° )
>>707126138
So you're just a nig, not a nigger?
>>707126138
What how
>>707125825
Op the fucks wrong with your dick, it's a chode, a circumcised chode, it's fucking black and pretty much looks dead. You have pubes in the middle of your dick and your nails are long as fuck. What are you doing with your life
>>707126238
yeah well depending on who you ask, half black is full black, one drop rule etc.
>>707126208
No? Have you never seen porn? How old are you. Why are you typing like you're stuttering, are you some sort of a faggot?
TAKE AN ASS PIC, WITH NO BALLS SHOWING
>>707126302
you guys are all so mean. aside from the long nails I didn't choose any of this, it just happened, so if you want to make fun of someone go after my parents for having weird genes. (°ϟ° )
>>707126475
Urgh you are just the worst
>>707126501
Weird genitals*
>>707126501
thread has been fun even if you are a test tube baby op
>>707126524
just wanted to see if op will do it.
>>707126596
Op is trying to cut his pubes with fucking nail clippers, I don't think this fuckwit has the physical capacity to do what you ask
>>707126208
I don't know about you, but despite being an exotic breed, my dick is only darker than the rest of my body when it isn't erect. My hands are dark enough that you can tell they're black, even when compared to my flaccid dick. My legs... aren't darker than my hands.
I don't want to knock you if this is legit, but... fuck.
>>707126415
I'm 21 for your information, and yes I have watch porn. it's just hard to tell with the dick in the girls butt and all. and I'm not a faggot, I-I just type the way I talk is all. (°ϟ° )
>>707126703
maybe not, maybe he does. i dont know.
>>707126739
you do come off as a bit faggy
>im 21 for your information
i can't breath
>>707126739
>in a girl's butt
Nigga.... that's not how it works, unless you only watch anal
>>707127106
s-stop bullying me (°ϟ° )
>>707126739
You paste some retarded emoticon, you type stutter, you have hair on top of your black circumcised chode, your nails are longer than your dick. You tried to fuck a god damn banana with a chode wider than longer. Jesus Christ.
You probably saw 1 sex scene and you think you watched porn. You even have your own room? Judging by your posts youre mentally a 15 y.o
>>707127106
d-do I really. I always used to get call gay back in school, b-but I thought they were just trying to get to me. n-now that you mention it, I do remember this one girl I had a crush on asking me if I was gay, I think she wanted a gay friend or something. (°ϟ° )
>>707127456
You're not me . Here's my sick to prove it .
Bump
>>707127481
I have watched real porn, not just sex scenes in movies, and I only tried to fuck that banana because I was alone at home and bored for your information. (°ϟ° )
>>707128487
This whole post. I'm officially done. Bye.
>>707116221
>cute anon butt
Cute?
>keep it safe, cutie!
>keep it safe
Lovefag detected
>>707128487
Jesus you're cringy
>>707127947
Your dick is as bushy as a Killer Squirrel's tail what the fuck
Alright guys , I've Benn trying with the clippers for a while now, but they aren't really working too well. They mostly just shorten the hair a little. I think I might need the Nair stuff someone mentioned earlyer .
>>707129586
can you guys stop making fun of my dick so much. if you keep up like this, I'll bee to afraid to ever show any girl my dick a-and I'll end up being a virgin for life. (°ϟ° )
>>707130146
That's our fault how?
>>707130146
im pretty sure its just dudes who will be seein ur dick, gay op
>>707130146
You would probably give that girl carpet burn with that dick. You need a fucking oil drum of that nair shit
