Continued from yesterday, a brand new world this time.
Alright /b you decide what happens in this world.
Dubs choose = Minor event
Trips choose = Major event
Quads choose = Anything
Example: They build a blacksmith
Top left corner shows:
Population, Food, Wood and stone
DAY 1
A ship is wrecked on the shores of this mysterious land, only 5 sailors survived.
The survivors managed to salvaged some wood (+5) from the wreckage as well as a crate of bread (+5).
It is cold and winter is coming.
>>707089955
Have a gay orgy.
>the city of op
Gather mushrooms in the forest
Jump off cliff
>>707089955
Hitler and his Nazi army sail to the Island and takes over the whole map
>>707089955
They have a limp bizkit concert
>>707091725
Roll
>>707091725
Reroll
>>707091725
Reeroll/bump
make a center
>>707089955
Send a member to go and fist fight a shark in a riptide
>>707091725
Check em
>>707089955
Find a wild Pikachu
>>707091725
Rolll
>>707091725
roll
>>707089955
peasants build farms and gather pigs to start food production
>>707091984
reroll
>>707092106
roll
dig a big ditch in the shape of two ample breasts to form the moat for a settlement
>>707091725
I can reroll all day
>>707089955
they kill wooly mammoths to acquire food and some fur coats to survive the winter
>>707092211
>>707092155
WinRAR
Type 3 civilization harvests the Earth of its minerals and vaporize every living thing
GAME OVER
Whole town an heros and koalas inhabit empty buildings
>>707089955
Aliens land in a ufo. Ready to take everyone away on a cosmic voyage.
>>707092307
I feel like a reroll
>>707092211
I would say this a MAJOR event...
Fallout 3 happens
>>707092388
>>707092400
My nigga
>>707092388
I would say this is a MAJOR event also
>>707092388
The Nazis kill the space niggers and steals their tec from them and the UFO
aliens land and make hybrid humans
>>707092463
Please OP
They all butt fuck caus only dudes :(
Niggers invade and impregnate all the white woman with mulatto babies while the guys get jack of to cuck
>>707089955
They invent self rape and public health care
>>707091725
Roll
they mate and multiply
ITT: Retards who don't know the difference between minor and major
dubs waste
>>707092531
The space tec is designed for aliens only. When the nazis touch it they turn into jews.
>>707091725
Reroll
get waste
>>707090911
Nobody is going to recognize this winrar
check em
>>707091743
Roll
>>707089955
Being sailors they are obviously retarded faggots. Roll for them to fuck each other in the ass for the rest of the day.
>>707092731
ITT: retard doesn't see people rerollen for trips
>>707090911
Winrar
>>707092531
Roll
>fuck off space niggers
>>707092801
That's because it's major...
what program do you use?
also
they carve a giant pepe in the sand
build fire for warm
>>707092920
Can they crash on the moon?
>>707092920
Reroll
>>707089955
Quit game.
global warming
IM JUST HERE TO SAY THIS:
>IF YOUR GET ENDS WITH THE COLONY DYING, IT DOES NOT COUNT
Build a reichstag.
>>707091725
Rollll
>>707092941
Since when is an impromptu orgy a big thing?
>>707089955
The stars align and Cthulhu rises from the sea.
Settlers have babies and cook the newborns as food
BUILD HUT
Cave trolls!
And the filthy retards stink up the whole area around the cave.
If the wind is right and you're lucky, you can catch a whiff of the putrid stench all they to the beach.
>>707093111
Winrar?
>>707091725
Rerolll
>>707089955
The God D. Arrives
desudesudesu
what game is this shit?
>>707093111
nice waste
>>707093111
too bad you weren't rolling... because for everyone to just start fucking after crashing a ship is a pretty major thing
>>707093300
The Game
>>707093111
Orgy it is
>>707091725
Trips get
They get to work on building housing for the cold nights
They can only build small mud huts and a pretty shitty fire for the night
High tide leaves washed up crabs for food
>>707093300
OP here, GTG, will make a new thread later.
>>707093111
Winrar! Orgy is no longer a 'big thing'! Get to fucking!!
>>707093348
fuck you faggot
>>707093298
Rerolling
>>707093385
Fuck you op didn't even give me my god damn farms
>>707093385
Prove you're op faggot
>>707093385
wowwwwwwwww
>>707091725
Roll for daddy trips
>>707093385
Faggot as always
>>707093406
Thanks kind anon, we're faggots though, don't be shy
>>707093538
yeah well at least we're not all nigga faggots
>>707091725
Reroll
>>707093595
Now, don't talk to me like that ever again
The Aryans come out of hiding to help the survivors. They introduce them to their leader, Hitler-kun.
>>707093241
Reroll
>>707093652
Roll
>>707091725
A Nazi boat sails from the east and takes over land, they build a small camp (+5)
>>707092106
People turned the soil and planted corn, they captured a wild boar
Feminists take over the farming
niggas op just said he was abandoning, stop rolling, abandon thread>>707093652
>>707093632
>>707093385
>>707093339
Not if what caused the crash was them fucking. Or if the ship was piloted by Slaanesh. Perspectives Anon.
>>707089955
Hilary wins the election for village chief and promptly causes Russia to wipe out the village with nuclear weaponry.
>>707091725
Roll
>>707092388
Trips get major event
>save the koalas
they build a house
niggers appear
>>707093749
check em
>>707093793
Preemptive re-rolling for future destruction gains.
>>707093749
thehy mate
The villagers check my dubs
>>707093749
I love you OP
Jews do 911
ISIS bushniggers set up camp in the top piece of land. They send a suicide bomber every five winrars.
>>707093920
Don't use such hateful language here young man
>>707093749
Hitler sends his army out to collect wood for the rest of the day.
The Villagers wish upon my dubs
>>707093817
Roll for koalas
>>707093749
Fucking sweet. I'm digging that animation on the boar. My next roll will be for building two houses and collecting +10 wood, to build a fishing boat.
>>707093974
rolling
>>707094110
I will not let them die
>>707093749
Nazis weapons have taken on water. They don't work anymore.
>>707094099
The wish is for Hitler to have eternal life
>>707094218
who knows, maybe
>>707094138
Roll but the boat has to have a flag
The villagers discover stone in that cave in the top left, they build a road to the cave and collect some stones.
>>707093793
Rolling.
>>707094340
Roll
>>707094340
reroll
>>707094174
SAVE THE KOALA!!!
>>707094138
Reroll
>>707094340
roll for this
>>707094327
Flag for pepe.
A group of wild negros is found in the woods and our survivors enslave them
>>707093974
roooooollll
The Villagers wish upon my dubs ▲
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Everyone gets explosive diarrhea simultaneously
>>707094340
roll for stone road
>>707089955
A band of Muslim sandniggers come and slaughter the people, and then settle.
>>707094544
WINRAR
The god damned elves arrive and start a rival camp
>>707094565
Roll
>>707089955
One of them farts
>>707094661
Fuck off sand nigger
>>707094565
Roll
>>707094415
The struggle is real but today is the day we fight, TONIGHT WE WILL FIGHT OR WE WILL DIE
No religion in the village due to scientific studies proving that religion is for retards
>>707089955
grand opening!
pizzeria that only serve cheese pizza
Horde of sex hungry raping bulls find your encampment, everyone dies after a 24 hour rape fest
>>707094813
DIIIIIIEEEE FOOOOOR THEEEE TRIIIIIPS
>>707094581 ͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤ ͬͤ ▲̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏
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Rolling for: >>707093793
They invent the internet, call it the Memetorium.
>>707094841
"cheese pizza" is the "margarita" ?
>>707094898
Baroud
>>707093749
There is a big Hurricane aproching, also they find some weed
>>707091725
Fucking, reroll
>>707089955
One of the survivors find some gold tablets, and then declares himself to the the Prophet of God.
fall is unusually cold, so the people fell more trees for their fires
>>707094992
I won't give up
>>707093793
Roll'd
They find an amazon tribe +7 sex slaves
>>707095017
reroll, since i'm a faggot
>>707095049
Trips 4 koalas
>>707093793
Roll'n
>>707089955
They all drown in the river
eat all there supplys
>>707094340
Roll
niggers build a camp and a wall apear between them
>>707093793
LLOR
>>707095163
I'll die tryin 4 u cow-bear
One of the people suddenly mutates into a big walking dick.
>>707094340
Reroll
>>707095125
Roll
>>707095238
Trips or LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE
All niggers die
>>707095318
this
>>707093793
ROLL
After a fight over food, the population bans four people. They venture north and to the west and form a new settlement by the river.
>>707089955
trees turn into penises
The spanish inquisition!
>>707095361
rerawl
>>707089955
Some Jews from the Merchant Republic of Israel come and establish a trade post near the settlement.
OP here il be back need to eat food
>>707093793
>>707089955
due to global warming a desert appears
>>707095125
reroll for population
>>707094655
>>707094340
winrar right here
>>707095300
Dubs won't save koalas
>>707093749
Communist sail to island and set camp on the opposite side of the nazis.
They build a statue to praise cthulu
>>707095426
oy vey
>>707095455
Double dubs ain't enough, koalas need trips
One of them starts plant research
>>707095554
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH
Gather wood to build cabins
>>707093749
Mecha-Hitler comes over on another Nazi boat and declares the settlement to the capital of the Fourth Reich.
>>707095554
You fucking... gay retard
Sea level rises, entire Island floods.
updated based on accepted events
Choose something you fag, make something happen!
>>707095740
to be the*
rerolling
the game is over forever never to be posted again
>>707095781
>>707095781
fuck off cunt, you ruined it
/mlp/ invades the island this causes a buch of fat neckbeards to randomly appear on the map
>>707095781
>>707095740
rolling for hitler
Build a poop factory
>>707095921
>>707095740
reroll
>>707095992
reroll for monster dog takes a shit on the nazis
>>707096011
Stop pointing that thing to yourself spidey
Spidey fags please leave
The Nazis send 2 men to explore the west, they return next map with their findings.
>>707093793
Rolling.
>>707095740
Roll
Deus Vult?
>>707096161
Relling
>>707096110
Found the jew.
Also Hitler Robot appears and kills all the jews
>>707096161
Alrighty.
Free roll.
>>707096161
Rilling
Hi OP
Haven't seen since yesterday
>>707096239
Rerolling for my 7777 Deus Vult Quads
>>707089955
Colonist catches dysentery and dies
>>707095921
Roll
>>707096161
Rylling
>>707093793
Boiling.
>>707096161
Ralling
>>707096310
Right choice lad.
>>707093793
>707093793
Spinning.
>>707096161
Rolling
The Crusaders from the south travel to the village and enslave the survivors but create the new village
>>707096161
Roll they find +3 berries, +1dildo, +4 monkeys
>>707093749
King David invades the settlement, and annexes it into the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
GOD SNEEZES AN EGG COLON
>>707096161
Drilling
>>707096259
Nigga there's no jews on the island.
roll for godzilla
>>707093749
its really nice how you draw these, they look nice, keep it up
>>707096504
Mining
>>707093793
Rover rover.
>>707096491
rolling for jewish invasion
>>707096552
Vaulting
>>707096491
And then Mega Robot Hitler Supreme comes and kills all the jews
>>707093793
Rollz
Gay orgy
>>707096531
Roll
>>707096604
Repeating
>>707093749
hurricane matthew strikes fucking everything up -5 on everything at the bare minimum
trips
>>707093793
Pew pew
>>707096658
Rolling
>>707096657
Roll
>>707096662
Reoccuring
>>707096664
fuckk
>>707095921
ReRoll
>>707096664
Almost
>>707096724
Renewing
Trump arrives and makes this settlement great again.
>>707096161
Wessssstttt
Where are the updates?
>>707096714
Reroll
>>707093793
werqwerqwerqw
>roll
>>707095921
Roll
>>707096868
Rollll
>>707096870
roll
>>707096859
Easstttt
>>707096911
WINRAR
>>707096863
OP had to eat
>>707095921
REEROLL
Muhammad and his goatfucker armies invade from the south
>>707093793
Roooooooooooooooollllllllllllll
>>707096955
DOUBLE CHECK EM
>>707096968
allahu snackbar
>>707096993
>you you you you you>>707096993
>>707096161
all the noobs trying to roll this one and couldn't
check em
>>707096239
>>707096310
>>707096531
Crusade on this shit island when?
>>707097135
now
>>707096161
get em
OP please come back to us
>>707096161
rollerskating
>>707097135
DEUS VULT MY BRETHREN
Trump arrives with two robbers, -10 tax income; +1 in settlement avoid paying tax
>>707096161
Roll
>>707096161
14 rolls and no one can get dubs. sad.
>>707097135
DEUS
LO
VULT
>>707097135
Now Templar
The Crusade now slowly taking over the land from the Nazis progressively build churches and collect materials
>>707097385
Roll
>>707097424
Reroll
>>707097385
DEUS VULT!!!
+1 niglet in settlement,
This person will steal food, if not working a crop
>>707097385
Nazis build defences to stop Crusade fags
>>707097511
TOO LATE PEASANTS!!!
>>707097511
THE CRUSADERS BREAK THROUGH THE DEFENSES AND ENSLAVE THE NAZIS
>>707097500
Nazis kill or put the niglet in fun camp
>>707097577
DEUS VULT
>>707097577
But friend the crusade is not even on the island yet
>>707097511
Then, it turns out that the Nazis were Slavs all along.
Then they convert to Orthodoxy.
>>707097577
Oh shit
>>707097581
Well this ain't happening'
If dub'
Make cotton field for niglet
>>707097740
Or the nazis don't do any of that because they know it's bullshit
>>707097577
>>707097385
>>707096955
>>707096481
>>707096239
Sacren the Infidels
>>707097577
>>707097511
"Hey Bob, pass the cup" says Furhiem.
Bob passes the cup. There was a silence until you could hear a big scream.
"AVE MARIA!! DEUS VULT!!"
Those were the Crusaders. How did they get on the island? "Bob! Did you tell our location to the Crusaders again?"
"Yes Furhiem."
"Bob you fucking schnitzel."
