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>>707082681
fuck off faggot
>>707082681
dubs decides or..
Dubs decides what I say
wanna look into my weewee sneezer m'lady
>>707083043
wow missed by one
>>707082981
have you ever seen a penis, ma'am
>>707083122
LOL
Hey, you know how many towers fell on 9/11?
>>707083122
winrar, op please say this
>>707082981
you are some fine fluid druid i want to have your fluids in my mouth my little castrate madonna
Lets cut the bullshit and give me your number
Send a picture of Hitler X Anne frank
>>707083262
kek
Send this
>>707083333
TOPKEK OP DELIVRAR
>>707083333
What the fuck with the quads. It's tinder I can't send pics
>>707083333
Rip my sides
>>707083400
Then send a gif
>>707083400
op fucking himself over. send your own post
>>707083333
Do gifs count?
>>707083333
OH MY GOD
>>707083400
HAHAHAHAH
hitler did nothing wrong btw
I'm sitting on the toilet right now. Masturbating while I take a shit.
Totally pretending my shit is your strap on ;)
bazinga
zimbabwe
im trying to kill myself and my dad just disowned me so im trying to have fun with this self cycnical depressive posts and you are the only thing that havent blocked me help me i dont want to die
>>707082681
"super liked" lol massive beta
i have your nudes
i have your mixtape
so if you dont your family to see it have sex with me
>>707083804
Actually no I just swipe right and ran out of likes so I used my super like
>>707082743
NnNOo!!!
Make me.
i have big black cock
>>707084001
reroll
>>707083766
i know you are a jewish cunt so you should suck my cock before i gas you
my dick is long like my battery life
respond nibba
im actually in love with you
>>707084188
u have a dick? cuz i do not
succ me pls
Sorry that was my mom. How are you today?
you mind if i bring my brother with me? i sometimes have problems getting an erection.
Reply or I blow my fucking brains out
Why the fuck wont you reply?`Im 13 inches right now, come sit on it
Wanna bang?
please respond, im so lonely
I will stab myself if u dont reply cunt
>>707084688
Check
And by lonely I mean hard
Go eat a dick
Can you save some of your dirty laundry for me?
OH GOD IM SCREWING THIS UP MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WAS RIGHT
jk wanna fuq
>>707084798
kek.
How was your day?
and by laundry you mean anal?
i found u because my last victim talk me about u
>>707084798
*teleports behind you*
let me do the laundry for you, m'lady
So m'lady, ever heard of necrophilia?
>>707084798
Woah am leavin
Could i lick your clitoris, m'lady?
UGH can we start over? I'm just really nervous to meet your parents.
Wanna see my dank meme collection?
My therapist always tells me to calm down too.
>>707085108
Roll
>>707084972
Roll
>>707085409
roll
I'm not 100% sure about today's homework. Can you help me?
I like fucking ducks
(Eyes pop out of head and jaw drops to the sound of AWOOGA AWOOGA)(Recomposes posture)
Can you, uh, sit on my face?
roll
>>707085108
Rell
>>707085638
Reroll
Send this
Where we are going you don't need laundry.
>>707085677
woh
>>707085638
Please this
>>707085677
WINRAR
>>707085677
WINRAR
>>707085638
Roooooollll
>>707084798
Oh good you're there, I was planning to murder you then commit suicide if you left me like all the others
What's your favorite double number, if you had to choose?
I got a baguette with your name on it
>>707085638
Roll
>>707085750
Roll
>>707085757
That should count.
>>707085638
Roll
>>707085638
This please
>>707085724
reroll
>>707085638
role
>>707085750
rolling for this
>>707085898
Oh shit off by one reroll
my papa raped when I was 23
My lovely lady, would you fuck a (insert pet) with me?
>>707085724
rollerino
Might i do laundary for you Next Time? And sniff your pissed panties?
soon i will be in your panties
>>707086011
>>707086022
Winrar
Op here. Sorry got busy for a second. Hopefully I'm not letting people down on my first thread.
>>707085638
Let me show you fags how to roll
what's your favorite book?
>>707086011
WINRAR
>>707086011
>>707086022
>>707086077
Holy shit
>>707086022
Winrar
>>707085638
Please kek bless this post
>>707085638
plese
>>707085638
Rell bitches
I'd love to grab you by the pussy. Your lips are so beautiful, I'd just want to kiss them,they're like a magnet. I'd totally move on you like a bitch.
I used to do laundry alot when i was 9 mr mac would look after me after school and make me do wood work in his garage every day he would pick one special boy one day he spilt paint on me and told me to take all my clothes off then took a picture
>>707086324
roll
can you sit on my face so I can smell what shit smells like?
>>707085638
How hasn't this gotten dubs?
Laundry? I like a woman who knows her place.
Send me nudes and I swear to god I'll stop crying.
C==3
>actual size
So whats going on here? Like one minute youre talking to me and.the next its like u dont even love me anymore. Like make up your fucking mind! Are you mine or not?!
>>707086477
KEK FINALLY
the last girl who didn't reply because she was "busy" has gone missing recently... think about that.
>>707086600
double dubs
>>707086600
Winrar
>>707086600
>>707085638 + >>707086477
>>707086011
>>707086022
>>707086077
>>707086433
Chop Chop OP you faggot
And you can rest now *tips fedora* m'lady.
For I will make a sandwich for you. If... If you want. *blushes*
>>707082681
bby ill fuk u better then my mcchicken
Jesus Christ I'm soo sorry. That was my roommate who got hold of my phone. Sorry for bothering you. Have a good day. I'm going to fucking kill you.
>>707086571
TOPKEK OP DELIVERED
>>707086600
Double dubs *clap*
>>707086763
Kek I was late
>>707086600
Ouch, OP.
sorry my brother was on my phone....... so, how does your poo taste like?
>>707086779
Bowl
>>707086822
I played myself
>>707086861
>>707086882
One of these
>>707086779
Roll
>>707082681
op what app is that
Reply slut.
I'm actually gay lol
>>707086766
Reroll
>>707083333
Damn
die cunt kill yourself cunt
>>707087051
Its tinder.
Have you ever heard of this awesome site called 4chan?
>>707086964
Ahahaha I dont knwo why Im saying this stuf lol xD I think its just your womanly powers affecting me
oo dubs i win >>707087100
>>707087100
Kek winrar
lol OP maybe its time to find a new person.
>>707087256
New target, she isn't responding
>>707086779
Rolling
>>707087206
Rwroll
Want to come to my rally tomorrow? White power and all that jazz.
>>707087298
right
>>707087355
>xD
>>707087355
WINRAR
>>707087355
Winner
Furry Cunts
>>707087409
Reroll
>>707087256
gold
>>707087355
Do this on a new person OP
Op here. New person
lick my tacos
Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here?
pipe is a fucking faggot
Bella did u take my penis?
vote for trump
>>707087540
HELP ME
Hey /b/ should we get OP laid with a land whale?
>>707087540
can you be my first?
>>707087589
Kek roll
>>707087540
you cheeky cunt. I swear ill bash yer nan in the gobber kunt
me culie a tu madre
Bella? Like the pornstar abella Anderson? Pls take my Cock I'll give you a taco Bell gift card
global warming is a myth
i will hunt you down
>>707087540
wow, wild new target to fuck has appear
i like your memes
>>707087700
o shit
Can I shave off your eyebrows and snort them pls. I've always wanted to
>>707087540
How would you like to take the red pill?
>>707087700
kek
Shit sorry I meant to send that to my mom.
>>707087540
RAWRRR!! (That means you're cute in dinasaur xD)
please kiss me
So it begins
>>707087540
whats ur favorite foundation
i know where you live
for the alliance
Hey your dad is my gardener :O
Just to lick the hairs on your protruding from your anus
>>707087776
Off by 1. OP, will you honor this?
And give you hugs and tickles
>>707087540
Half of your eyes are made of mascara what the fuck
>>707087355
Oi faggot, you missed this one
>>707087913
No you fucking new fag. Please kill yourself now
just kidding suck me
>>707087815
Top kek
>>707087878
reroll for this
>>707083262
hahahaha he is so fucking retarded /thread
>>707087913
fuck off
Well hello there miss(dashing smirk and bow) how would you like to accompany me on a double date with my parents?
>>707087815
will you poop on my chest?
I know where you live
>>707087815
i wanna grab u by the pussy
Bella Bella makes a fella swella
let's trade our poop and insert it into our bodies while Vivaldi's winter plays on the background
Just to lick the hairs on your protruding from your anus! You sweaty pig woman!
el keko topo
>>707088083
Eugh. Reroll
PLEASE GIVE A MEANING TO MY LIFE
>>707088162
my goodness....
poop in my mouth please, id suck the shitty methane air out of your fart box
>>707087815
I want you to have sex with my wife
scooby doo
>>707088203
reroll
I'm wearing your panties from when you were 10
>>707088200
winrar
>>707088203
rerolling
OP next time don't send 1000 thousand wins before she replies, because fun will be over pretty soon.
>>707087540
Now that's jailbait
>>707088162
this will scare her off... rollin tho
:)
>>707088200
Win
dubs waste
>>707086324
REROLL
I think it's time: ahahahahahaha
>>707088228
reroll
>>707088162
reroll
;)
Wanna send me a pic of your asshole?
get waste again
>>707088296
This
You smell different when you're awake.
>>707087815
Send a pic of a dick cumming and say, "Whoopsie doo, here comes the goo!"
>>707086324
REREROLL
>>707088322
Kek'd hard
Do you also like my little ponies?
>>707088162
re-roll
>>707088322
UwU
>>707088423
i try my best anon, i try my best.
>>707088418
Fuck, reroll
>>707088383
Answer me you piece of shit, don't you know people are watching?
>>707088499
FUCKING HOW?
>>707088499
GODDAMMIT
>>707088417
Reroll
>>707088422
WINRAR
>>707088581
If I told you, I'd have to kill you
>>707088539
Rereroll???
Waiting till she replies for next message
>>707088499
>99
I can see
Reroll
>>707088581
For me to know and you to find out baby
>>707088417
Kek reroll
How do you smell?
