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Dick-too-small-man
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Realityman
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lifeman
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Blackman
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>>707045744
niggerman
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Donaldtrumpman
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Loveman
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Spiderman?
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Brokeman
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lonely man
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The HornetWaspMan
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Retardman
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>>707045744
Unibrowman
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>>707045744
Jellyfishman
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>>707045744
Dying alone man. I use my tears of loneliness to make my enemies pity me into surrender
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>>707045744
Foreveraloneman
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FeelsBadMan
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>>707045832
This
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avoidantpersonalitydisorder-man to the rescue!!!
No, wait, he will avoid the crisis, sorry about your luck
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Unable-to-provide-for-my-family-guy
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BIGMAN-MADESHITTHATSUNDERWATERMAN

fucking submechanophobia
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woman
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Terrorist man
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>>707045744
Needleman
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ClownMan
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Aquaman. Feelsbad
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>>707045843
My nemesis, I am Deathman
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>>707045744
Feminismman
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Deathman.
Fear me.
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femaleman
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>>707045744
Islamman
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Rejectionman
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>>707046172
Feminismmanman
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>>707045744
Funnily enough Antman, specifically Bullant man, hated the fuck out of them as a kid.
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>>707046246
Feminismmanmanman
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Liberalsman
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PoopMan
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roachfilledapartmentman

I fucking hate these roaches man why did I move to a Southern area
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>>707046286
Feminismmanmanmanman
pls stop i'm scared
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dead-family-man
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Snailman, doesnt sound that cool but neither does fucking bats
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marriageman
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woman-man
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>>707046167
>>707046211
The most irrational fear there is as its inevitable.

I'm existential crisis man, not that it matters...
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>>707046286
Feminismmanmanmanman
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>>707046120

womanman
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replytothisyouryourmomwilldieinhersleeptonightman
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Malewoman
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Mothman
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>>707046438
beingcaughtbyoneofthesepostsman
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>>707046343
Borax is cheap and the only think that works killing them I have found
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Roaches-with-Borax
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>>707045744
Manman
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Heightsman
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nishimuraman
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>>707046438
immunitycatman
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>>707045744
So your afaid of small dicks?
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Aidsman
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>>707046523
He is probably afraid that his dick is too small
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Blackpeoplebecomingthemajorityman
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PrayingMantisMan
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Heights-of-30'-to-about-100'-man.
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LonelyMan
PanicAttackMan
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>>707046408
lol man real talk though
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taxman
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>>707045744
Niggerman
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Deadman
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>>707045744
SocialInteractionMan
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ConfinedSpaceMan.
Claustrophobia fucking sucks.
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trapman
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>>707045744
NoMan?
NothingMan?
...just call me 'the Nihilist'
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>>707046590
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faggots-with-swordsman
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>>707046422
that's why it's a rational fear though
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>>707046705
No, thy name is edgelord
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>>707045744
Walking-By-A-Group-Of-Niggers-At-11-P.M.-man
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>>707045744
Not-Attaining-My-Dreams-But-Instead-Having-Boring-Average-Life-Man
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fireman
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toocynical-man
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>>707046705
tipping intensifies
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Prisonrape man
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Movieremakeman
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Ifeellikeimightbecapableofhavingsexwithamanman
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man, hes pretty cool guy and not afraid of anything
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>>707045744
ThatfeelwhennogfMan
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Rapeinadarkalleyinthecityman
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myselfman
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Nacktschneckenman
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>>707046877
ask your gf to fist your ass while she gives you a bj, it will remove your homosexual thoughts. Worked for me, best orgasm ever
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>>707045744
Loveman
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Groups of Teenagers Man
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>>707045744

OP would be Steals Posts From Reddit Man.
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>>707046935
Slugman
not bad
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Man, I have no fear.
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>>707045744
TheRiverBanksAreClosedInByFoliage Man
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Future-Planet-Without-A-Lot-Of-Bio-Diversity-Because-Of-Human-Greed-MAN

a.k.a

Ex-Rain Forrest MAN
Greedy-Nomad MAN
Industrial-Machine MAN
RAPED-PLANET MAN

fuck me
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Gettingbackwithmyex-man
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>>707046935
Funfact: die Dinger heißen eigentlich Schnegel
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cuckman
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>>707046116
Play subnautica
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heights and wasps man
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JobMan
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"Going to prison for a crime I didn't commit and being raped by 13 niggers" man
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>>707046983
Myfacewhenidon'tevenhaveagirlfriendmanismysecretidentityman
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Unaccomplishedman
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Anal rape man
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Spiderman
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Socialman
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GroupsOfMoreThanTwoPeopleMan
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DAYMAN (ah-ah-ah)
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grandpaman.

i was raped
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>>707047002
This is basically reddit with no rules anonymous edition anyways
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Hillaryman
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>>707046481
no thats a half stop measure. what you want is bromine . it only works if you set up a bunch of candles in the room on the floor then just poor that shit every where. dont worry about the getting it on the candles either.

you cant put out the candles either or it wont work. your need to let nature take its course on this one
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>>707047145
>jobman
nodadman
whiteman
nofriedchickenman
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>>707045744
afraid-to-loose-it-man
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Homelessman

To explain, I'm afraid of BEING homeless, I'm not afraid of hobos.
>TFW I am very successful for my age
>Everyone thinks I am extremely driven to succeed
>I'm just fucking terrified of being a failure
I have no idea how NEETs do it. Autismbux will only get you so far, and mommy and daddy won't be there forever. How can anyone be okay with that? How can anyone be content with a life of uncertainty where you're fucking guaranteed to be alone?
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>>707047320
MASTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!
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Aloneman
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Socialman
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>>707047460
you can keep it,
I take Diealoneman
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>>707047261
Oh shit what up
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my worst fear?

Neverfeelheragainman
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Gunman
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>>707046422
Bro it's a rational fear if you're scared of something you know for a fact will happen. That's what the words mean.

It's irrational if you have little or no reason to be scared of it.
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C'thullu
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Water boiler-man
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>>707045744
Myselfman
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>>707046059
Isolationman
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>>707047539
>I know that feel

Tuesdayman
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>>707047649
can i trigger you?
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>>707047559
become your fear and rise through it - buy a gun brah
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WhatIwilldowiththeguywhofuckedmygirlfriendman
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Clownman hated them all my life
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>>707047451
Because pic related
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Herpes man
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Carcrashman
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>>707045744
futureman
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Stuffinthedarkthatmakesnoisesbutyoucantseeman

Like Coyotes
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>>707045744
STD-man
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Overdoseman
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>>707045744
Horseman.
I have an irrational fear of horses that is partially inherited from my mom and partially from a horse running away with me as a kid at some festival thing.
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>>707047783
If your a really awesome person just make her feel like absolute shit about it and then never contact her again. She will completely flounder if you just drop her hard.
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>>707045744
that would be cutegirlsman and that would make me sound like a tranny faggot
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>>707047783
So.. you're afraid of what you'll do to the guy, or are you afraid of the guy? Retard..
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Reenlistment man
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OP is shitpost man
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>>707047946
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>>707047818
So you'd rather just accept failure than try to succeed?
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>>707045744
Nice dubs small dick.

mushroomcloudman

If I see a video with a mushroom cloud or a photo I'd have a panic attack
I have
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>>707046778
It's-happening-man
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Dr. Bees
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>>707045744
Horses and Confined Spaces Man!
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>>707046461
more like faggotman
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Trump is president man
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the scorpion
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>>707048044
Yeah
Some people aren't meant to be successful
Always remember that for every successful faggot out there there are hundreds starving/homeless/working a mc donalds job
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darkman
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Black cock man
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>>707045744
The Syringe.
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>>707045744
ParasiteMan
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>>707045744
Death ...
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Germman
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mediocreman
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>>707045744
Sadman
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Outside Man
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404man
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Futureman
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Intimacyman
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>>707045744
Social interaction man
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>>707048306
I don't think I believe that. I'm a college drop out, 3 years ago I was cleaning toilets in a hospital. Now I have an office job where I make 70k/yr.

I'm by no means extremely successful, but I can take care of myself and live happily. And I know I have a future, as I can afford to go back to school now. If I can make that much change, why can't someone else? I'm not special.
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Faggotman
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woodlouse man
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>>707048582
im right there with you bud
feelsbadman
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I'm afriad of dashes - . Creepy looking fuckers that have no place in sentances. Another name for a dash is dah.

I'm dahman.
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>>707048841
Just cause your case went fine doesn't mean everybody else will have the same luck.
It is easy to say "if I could, everybody else can" but nobody know what is lie to be in the shoes of another.
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>>707049010

Who dahman?
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>>707049047

You dahman.
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>>707049010
t. Le-ah
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>>707045744
lowbatteryman
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Pissintobedman
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>>707045970
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>>707045744
insanityman

Actually sounds cool.
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>>707045744
snakeman
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>>707049213
Trypophobiaman, fuck you
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>>707045744

I asked my girlfriend she answered: Analwoman
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Commitment Man!
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>>707045744
Moneyman
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>>707049302
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>>707049010
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pcrepairman
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>>707046422

WoW this Guy is Inventing Death!

ScaredofthisManMan
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>>707046120
Tits or GTFO!
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>>707046089
HES
A
FAM
LY
GUYYYY
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>>707045744

Abandonman.

Sounds awesome actually.
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>>707046463
I'm with you anon, fluttery cunts
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EverythingMan

He has accepted that he cannot escape his fear, and as a result, he can do anything.
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Policeman
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Gaysexman
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I like this thread. Everyone participating, sharing something about themselves. Feels good man.
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>>707045744
Mildly-Alcoholic-Stoner-Man
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>>707046063
underrated
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Cancerman
Ladiesman
Seaman
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>>707049742
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B&Man
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A_partman
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>>707045744
publicfartman
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>>707045744
Dogman
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Niggerman
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>>707045744

Intimacyman
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Captain Cockbite
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Spiderman
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>>707045744
The Tick
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>>707049742

I took this in Bolton on an old abandoned railway lane this week. I'm sharing it with you because your seem a chill guy and I think you'll enjoy it.

Nice things sometimes happen to nice people. Enjoy..
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Myselfman
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>Danmark - Utskitet av kalk och vatten.
>Sverige - Hugget i granit.
DanskJävlar-man.
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Dissapointman
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>>707045744
Being Alone Man
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Dubsman
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>>707045744
darkman
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BrainAneurysmMan
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DisappointedParentsMan
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Quadsman
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...myself man
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>>707050013
BASED
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policeman
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Tripsman
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Motherman
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Notbeingabletohitanynumercombinationson4chanman
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>>707045744
Human-man
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>>707046018
>>707046049
>>707046059
>>707046230
>>707046606
>>707047460
>>707047680
>>707048633
>>707049595
You should get together, get naked in a big pile and fuck each other. What do you have to lose? Just do it!

>>707050026
But dont invite this guy. He would ruin it. Never invite that guy.
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>>707045744
nothingman
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>>707045744
Social Man
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Accusedofgrapeman
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Repairman
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BeingTooPerfectMan
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>>707045744
Fearman
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>>707050417
>accused of grape?
k.
Just one, or was it grapes?
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>>707047047
i feel u bro
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EatenAliveMan
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>>707045744
Clown man
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>>707045744
Gayman
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>>707045744
Sexman
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>>707045744
Bullyman
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Catfishman
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>>707050199
found the nigger
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>>707050527
I graped my grandgrape and grapepa
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1 star business review man.

http://www.reviewcentre.com/write-a-review-1631355.html
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FailingCAPTCHAman
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Currencybasedeconomyman
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Gooseman
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Raidedby4chanman
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>>707045744
Rejection-man
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Persistentvegitativestateman
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Titsman
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>>707045744
daddyman
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burningalivewhilecoveredingasolineman
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>>707050527
that not how grape look you retard
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beingperceivedasbetaman
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Chinaman
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>>707045744
nananana.. fatman !
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raccoonman
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>>707051085
>>707050527
You two are fucking retards.
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humanity never see's the stars man
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Public-Shooter-Man
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Dogeman
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cardioman
dont wanna lose the gainz
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Batmanman
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Kid-with-Downs Man
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>>707049975
Really nice.
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someone finds the bomb man
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Girlman
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Captain America
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>>707045932
Well, at least the Trump Cave would be nice.
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pornfolderrevealed man
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guy asking for change
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>>707045744

Immigrationman
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Violent Tranny Man
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>>707050199
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>>707045744
Peopleman!
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>>707045744
Womenman
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Schoolshootingman
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>>707050906
Noice
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penisinporn man
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hahaha thats funny, i never understood shootings till i came here
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>>707045744
I have a fear of going insane.. so i guess Madman?
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Unbreakableprocrastinationoranxietythatpreventsmefromlivingmylifeman
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>>707050964
Obelix is not allowed to be sad!

Get a dog!
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>>707051353
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>>707051730
>my sides
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king crab crawling into my foreskin man
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No-cure-for-cancer-man
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chimpman
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>>707045744
gayman
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>>707045905
kek
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false-accusation-of-rape-man
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>>707045744
>Can't greentext man
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>>707045744
glutenman
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>>707045744

Wrongful Imprisonment Man
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>>707051991
>>Can't greentext man
aha
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Drowningman
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>>707050481
Repairmanman
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Ocean-man
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>>707045744
Menman
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NoObjectiveTruthsMan
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>>707045744
Social Anxiety Man, here to curl up in a corner like a little bitch!
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Spaceman.
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trigger woman
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>>707052036
Policeman.
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>>707045744
GoingToSchoolAndGettingMyHeadStuckInABucketMan
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>>707047458
Kek
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>>707045744
Misquitoeaterman
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Falling into spaceman
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>>707052244
smoke the kid with your desk , lift it high as u can fast as you can from behind and assert your dominance in public
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>>707046125
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