omegle win thread?
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omegle win thread?
Anyone got any good tags to use for win?
I occasionally get some luck with country names depending on the timezone (uk sluts are easy mode)
>>707037970
>>707037897
Omegle is eternal proof that if you have a big dick every girl wants to fuck you.
just look at their facial reaction, instincts telling them that they need a man with a strong, potent babymaker
>>707039122
This
>>707039122
can confirm.
those collages are me. 22 cm. they love it.
>>707039734
feels bad man
>>707039734
Give us some webm's so we can use them to get wins...
That would be nice...
>>707040268
There are enough out there, you dont need mine :P
Also I always show my face so i wont be doing that
>>707039734
>tfw I was born with 16,5 cm babydick women will never look at and get turned on by it
Why the fuck has /b/ downgraded to 2mb per file? now i godda export every singel fucking file down
any lurkers?
>>707040741
thats a silly question
>>707040893
cant dump all of my files because over half of them are above 2mb
new oc
>>707041273
Dont you record your screen?
>>707041330
I do, of course.
Screencast-O-Matic
But I dont really wanna crop all the vids so you cant see me, plus turn it into a webm.
What tags do you use?
>>707041717
none
>>707041717
seconded
i never use tags either
>>707040464
Bigger than my 15cm one fuck you
thread is quiet
use tumblr
>>707042261
best tits so far
>>707042326
>>707039619
on par, i'd say
>>707042323
what is your secret
>>707042326
i have much more to show
>>707042443
Keep going - lurking
>>707042398
i just stroll around on omegle and find grill
any girls fingering their ass OP?
>>707042559
is it fun doing this?
>>707039734
Yeah sure buddy. You're using angles to make your pencil dick look bigger.
how do you not get banned?
>>707042661
Haha right.
Makes total sense to lie about it on here then.. ?
>>707042700
i always start with my face
>>707042608
love it
>>707042726
so you must be attractive then
>>707042608
you'll match 90% of the times with other guys, 50% of which will be dicks out, when you do find that 10% of girls, only 1% will be sluts like these.
>>707042749
its quite the addiction
>>707042820
yup.
>>707042726
Silly me. Who lies on the internet?
>>707039122
comparing whores on omegle to the entire population, fucking kek.
>>707042846
might try it then, loads of girls give me their snapchat on omegle
>>707042860
Oh I know.
It really sucks to be goodlooking, tall, great body and have a big cock.
>>707042596
More of this, plz.
I wish I had a big ol' crank. :(
>>707042949
Yeah, it does. How would YOU know, lol?
>>707042949
Dude same. All these girls are always all over me. It's really hard having such a monster cock.
>>707043372
> It really sucks to be goodlooking, tall, great body and have a big cock
>>707043372
>2016
>not having a magnum dong
Just go to the gym, fag.
>>707039122
You're a faggot
I used to use Omegle extensively when I was a super-poor fag.
A couple of years ago...
I was ok with it, I guess...
>>707043572
when this is your best of compilation of years
you must have been an ugly super poorfag
>>707043794
>couple of years ago
Learn some reading comprehension.
you dont even need to have a huge dick, you just need to be a genuinely interesting person.
I'm fat, 5'9 and about a 6 inch dick. and I've gotten thousands of girls on omegle and hundreds onto skype in a very short time period. But, I'm also very passionate about stupid things that girls think they know about. If you can talk to a girl about art, history, music and drugs they'll do whatever you want.
BUT i have a good looking face on webcam and good lighting which probably helps.
>>707039122
>implying women aren't told that bigger is better
>implying pop culture doesn't influence people
>>707043949
How many relationships have you've been in, anon?
>>707043794
Thing Is, never shared my stuff.
Sluts as they are, I don't do that shit.
This is a pg-13 compilation.
Over 3 years ago
I was hitting the GYM and but I was still aspie as shit. Then Tinder came along and change the game for me.
lurkin
>>707037897
omegle and win? More like lonely losers showing off their identical dicks off thinking they're special.
>>707044389
this
>>707042495
she is fucking hot
>>707044117
/bro lets see some example screenshots of your best wins
>>707041009
are you a manlet?
>>707044389
Did you ever count the word "dick" on the /b catalog?
>>707042883
>this x2
>>707044389
compared to the dick rate, trap and fag threads in here omegle is a really feminine spot to go
>>707044644
>traps not feminine
Ever heard of a feminine penis?
>>707043949
5 or so
>>707043572
Can you show all the big titties ones, plz, more?
>>707044717
By your logic a 'feminine penis' inside a vagina is gay. Go kill yourself.
>>707040596
gross
>>707044717
>le epic maymay
>>707045053
Yes it is, but I have no problem with ti
>>707045333
checked
I still have difficulties with my ti
>>707039619
sauce?
>>707044717
seriously?
>>707044068
found the virgin.
bigger feels better. trust me on that, little dick.
Pic related, it's your dick size.
How do you not get banned
>>707039122
This in many ways, this is how I found out that both mine is big enough to impress and also that chicks love huge cock.
I can't get Omegle to let me video chat. The video option is greyed out. What am I doing wrong?
>>707047076
You need to have a webcam that is active it try's and detect it b4 it lets you
>>707046780
Only take it out upon showing a chick, they tend to monitor the cams flicking between people I believe.
Also generally don't advertise in anyway you're breaking the rules.
You'll still get ban, but once a month not once a day.
>>707047142
do they ban for not having a shirt on?
>>707047243
Mixed. It can go either way I think, I've had some days a ban some days not.
>>707047121
I have and it's worked in the past at my last apartment. Since I've moved, it won't work.
>>707039122
technically length is the most ensurable 'babymaker' attribute but girth is more enjoyable. kinda flawed viewpoint but k.
>>707047271
it might not detect it? does it work on other sites?
or you could be cam banned?
>>707047271
they also ban poorfags with shitty apartments on the cam
>>707047413
kek
>>707046633
nah man its all about the face. If you have a sexy face youre in there no problem
>>707046175
OC of course
anyone got any tips?
Which tags?
what should i show? I've got a nice 9" cock and visible abs
how do i not get banned? (I once got banned for showing my abs...
what should i ask them? I never know what to say, im a turbo autist
>>707048664
you don't need tags.
If you're not ugly, start with your face.
Actual conversations are not monitored, they just monitor what can be seen during skipping
So thats how you don't get banned.
>>707048511
Is there a video?
>>707048757
anything i can do if i do get banned?
i heard turning off my modem should work?
>>707048859
Depends. Sometimes restarting your router helps.
But only if you aren't assigned a static IP by your provider
>>707048664
While talking i usualy ask why they are on omegle, they almost always respond "just to talk n stuff" then i say something like well that isen't easy with all these dick on ur screen. depending on there answer i go like yea it isen't easy either with this and then go with ur abs and dick, works on most sluts, try and go slower on the more shy people
>>707048664
banning is completely random. I have never shown anything more than my face and I get banned just randomly like once every few months for like a day or so. Just take it to snapchat or skype bruv
>>707049282
maybe you have an ass face
>>707041060
mooooooosor
>>707041060
>>707041009
>>707040972
>>707040812
>>707040741
damn dude, good work...
can you help us out? how do you do this? do you just show your peepee? do you talk to them?
>>707049282
hey dickhead:)
http://www.xvideos.com/video17213123/cute_omegle_girl_with_big_tits
See the trick guys is to lure them in and get their snapchats, once you do so you lead them on even more and then boom, nudes for ever
>>707049496
damn how did you know. I was born with an arse for a face.
>>707050205
snapchat is cancer
>>707040972
Why not make a dropbox?
>>707050278
You're cancer
>>707050440
i find only joy in posting on threads
>>707044563
im 6ft
>>707041789
>>707041858
I know this girl. her name is mala. anymore of her?
>>707049615
i find grill, ask is she can rate my hotdog and if she is amused i ask if she wanna join
>>707051264
Does she go to your school, bro?
>>707041416
there is a bigger reward by posting webms
>>707051402
reward? where?
I have my reward by watching the vids myself
When she isnt showing her face it doesnt do anything for me
>>707050238
haha! great reference!
>>707051525
i often receive greate ego feesback
>>707051550
she should freaking unbutton her dress shirt
>>707051682
meh i rather get those from the girls, not from /b/
>>707041789
>>707041858
Damn, is there a full video?
>>707051328
so you start with face and chatting then move onto the business
>>707052159
>>707051980
yes
>>707051358
Yup... snooty little arab
>>707044068
This
>>707051129
>dropbox
>>707049987
lies!
it is impossible to find girls on unmod
especially girls who respond
>>707053716
It's not, I only use unmoderated, there are more vids on that account
