Ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ylyl
>>707035748
Not if you run in the opposite direction, then everything is super bright.
I'll help I spose
>>707037855
guess i'll help too
>>707036835
This. Swim against the current and up the waterfall.
>>707037855
Lost.
>>707038273
This is shitty dog behavior and it only ever pisses me off because the owners think it's funny.
>>707038361
>what was prison like?
>I got titty fucked
>>707038356
There's more to this gif, I just cba finding the whole post again
Can't post anymore..
>Maximum file size allowed is 2mb
>>707035583
did you make that yourself OP?
>>707035690
Someone has that book in pdf?
I keep getting banned for 1 month durations and it gets revoked like after 2 days wtf
>>707037049
Lost
>>707038698
Actually that's when the Symbiote first got hold of Peter Parker. Same thing that gave Venom and Carnage powers.
>>707038756
The tambourine of death.
>>707035583
>that fucking guy in the back smiling
God damn it.
>>707035583
is this shit usa? 50% nigger 50% asians? good joob multiculti. kill the whites!!!
>>707040012
sadly, this would not work. Blood coagulates far too quickly.
>>707040416
What if he mixed his blood with water?
>>707040416
Constant heat from hand would prevent it from coagulating
>>707035583
jesus fucking christ, just stop already with this text-above-image bullshit
go back to facebook fucktard
>>707040416
warm water
>>707038032
Ancient
>>707040671
Does it bother you very much?
>>707038333
Ancient, check'd
>>707038444
Check the fucking trips you fucking fags
>>707035583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skN3bJIPuqQ
>>707040671
>>707040416
Also HIV is only stable outside of the body for a very short time
>>707035583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6OM3Mii1Q
>>707042530
from 4:11
>>707037049
Every time
>>707042424
Well what about AIDS?
>>707043380
Jeroom, always good
>>707037350
anyone have rest of this one?
>>707043755
tricky
>>707043439
Fucking savage.
>>707036691
Some of that is actually pretty funny.
Awnings to annex your neighbours pitch for example.
>>707038401
planking at its finest
>>707039930
faggot
>>707044090
Wow Matt, nice job being an asshole when Kayla was just trying to lighten the mood.
>>707044090
Every comment on that is wrong on some level.
>>707038382
lol this is on a pun level but still
>>707038196
does it get faster?
>>707044090
this shit makes me so fucking pissed if i was matt i would rape her with a nintendo controller
>>707035583
Already gay
>>707038333
For fucks sake Richie.
>>707035690
Saved
>>707038514
oh god, i fucking loved that.
>>707035748
Rolled
>>707043755
Roses are red
Harambe's in Heaven
Bush is the one
Who did 9/11
>>707039474
fucking disgusting. I've never told anybody to kill themselves and meant it this much
>>707043439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nyLpOfLmU4
>>707043439
http://www.snopes.com/banana-injected-blood-hiv/
>>707038444
This fucking turns me on
>>707043755
i can't do it help :(
>>707044751
thanks
>>707043439
they're retarded, and you're retarded for posting it
>>707043246
>This is bait.
>>707038401
Lost
>>707045366
mah nigga
>>707043755
roses are red
gorillas go to heaven?
george w bush did 9/11?
>>707044654
Underrated post
>>707044626
Wii
>Easy mode
S-nes
>Regular mode
Nes
>90°edge mode
N64
>How am I gonna get this in there mode
>>707038514
lost
>>707040550
Yeah man, I hate when I cut myself and the heat from my body stops my blood coagulating
>tfw eternal bleeding
>>707038273
Always the smaller dog that's aggressive, same behaviour we see in manlets
>>707046161
Kek'd
>>707043380
is this appropriate?
>>707035690
Already lost
Roses are red
Harambes in heaven
Bush did 9/11
>>707045001
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nyLpOfLmU4
are u retard?
>>707038273
>EllenRipleyAlien.gif
>>707038401
lost
>>707038333
deserve trips for that. i havent seen that in a long time
>>707038636
>filename
You motherfucker.
>>707043755
Flower is color
Monkey is staircase
Old man is burning building
>>707039688
Jim Norton rip off.
>>707045079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7zGD1v43g
>>707036691
>right-wing
except that nazis were mid-left wing
>>707047041
In what way? Serious question
>>707047322
They were literally socialists
>>707046663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05NkHVXpi6j
>>707043755
roses are a red rectangle
a gorilla is a cloud
george bush is towers
>>707043334
Is mayonese really a gender?
>>707038514
always losing to this
>>707047322
authoritarian as well, it's not like they were like the american left-wing
https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2
Also, it may have just been around the middle not actually completely left. It's hard to say because Germany's politics were different than today.
>>707035583
That's cringe not funny.
>Nigger insulting delicious superior Asian
Kys faggot
>>707046966
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7zGD1v43g
Hey buddy, don't be upset. You can come over to my place today and we can bump butts.
>>707038273
Poor Whippet getting terrorised
>>707038273
>>707043334
>spelling zeon with an i
>>707038401
I dont get it.
How was the guy laying down propelled?
I call this shit fake.
This aint funny its just strange
>>707048112
>delicious superior Asian
kys faggot
>>707038789
Din Doo No Thin
>>707048999
you heard of something called inertia? he was on a moving object and then fell off. he kept moving.
>>707043755
Roses are red
Harambe is in heaven
Bush is the one
Who did 9/11
>>707046280
Truth
>>707043755
easy
Roses are red
Harambe is dead
Bush did 9/11
if you shuffle the letters you can read : OP is a huge faggot and should kill himself ASAP
>>707049205
black belt... sure.... so pathetic
>>707047412
u shud get a job :^D
>>707049205
I've never practiced a martial art in my life and yet it triggers me mr broken potato head is wearing a black belt. Not that he even needs a belt because he cant fucking stand up for his pants to fall down.
>>707044459
Rename file : Pokemon Trainer.jpeg
Marty lit af
>>707044090
>kayla posts some Memegenerator image
>Matt doesn't feel it fits the mood
>Everyone jumps on Kayla's case saying she can be a gamer too
>They almost forget that he has fucking cancer
>mfw don't talk to women like that
>>707049606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LOYN6cg89H
>>707040448
it would work better with a solution of heroin. believe it or not, HIV thrives in heroin. Yet another reason it spread so fast. DMSO would be a nice touch too. it would make the targets skin absorb damn near anything. Hippies used to smear a paste of dmso acid and sometimes capsaicin on the door handles of police cars. Cops screaming in tripped out pain. HIV/DMSO/Heroin combo would be a very interesting 1st degree murder trial
>>707049605
For real does he at least fucking know how comically rediculous it is that he is doing this?
>>707043439
So I guess the banana posters in these threads really are giving us AIDS.
>>707037350
hahaha fucking kek'd
>Blackbelt
This fucking potato would lose to a fucking kindergartener
>>707043844
Audursh buluk
>>707044361
>>707044507
>>707044626
>>707050146
Hold the phone, look at the kind of shit these people are posting on facebook. This isn't a girl being defended for acting childish in an adult situation, this is just standard teen drama posted by teens who don't understand shit.
I'm not sure if the whole thing is cringe, rage or ylyl but either way this could be the snapshot of any 13 year old's facebook.
>>707042028
My cousin injected only two marihuanas and died.. Fucking drugs, man.
>>707044654
I didn't think there would be anybody old enough to get that here
>>707043755
roses are red
harambe is ded
and surely in heaven
bush did 9/11
>>707046945
lost
>>707050652
good one
>>707048392
Fucking faggot.
Xdddd
>>707045569
"That's a funny picture!"
>saves thumbnail
>>707036691
rofl
>>707047322
Authoritarian socialists who insisted on government dominance of civil society and enforced extreme gun control? How were they not?
>>707047041
>>707047394
>>707047715
>>707051070
>fascism is left wing
>>707051002
Remember when /po/ was blamed for the proud to be thing?
It's probably the nicest board on this website, it didn't deserve that
>>707038636
Why
>>707043898
lost
>>707038514
I've seen it before and it always kills me.
>>707051142
Fascism isn't left or right. It's authoritarian.
Left and right are about the economy (communism, capitalism, etc.)
>>707041058
Newfag
>>707050652
Roses are red,
Harambes in heaven,
Bush did 9/11.
>>707046078
I'll go for a Wii U gamepad
>>707043755
Roses bloom red
As life lessons are learned
We've seen it before,
That whole skyline got burned
>>707049126
Inertia is a property of matter.
>>707049205
Holy shit did you guys see that finisher?
>>707035583
That's hilarious, OP
>>707049205
>partial arts
>>707045001
Never have i fucking laught so mcuh
>>707051690
Inertia is a matter of property.
>>707038514
>now you've just taped the bread knife to a cheese grater
wewlad
>>707051901
good.
>>707052003
Property is an inertia of matter
>>707040012
>spot the cancer
>>707038246
why did I lose to this?
>>707052101
It's clearly AIDS
>>707039474
FUCKING FUNNY!
KEEP POSTING
>>707038109
Fuck. Lost.
>>707051624
cried like a chimp
>>707043755
kek
>>707052200
doubledubz
>>707038636
Was funny enough without you being a faggot
>>707043755
That has potential but that's currently really bad.
>>707051070
I'm a socialist who isn't suppressed. I believe a strong middle class is the key to economic stability. I just want to violently bring down the upper class before lifting up the lower class
>>707050954
/thread
>>707045466
Fucking lost
>>707038401
superman flying low kek
>>707044090
What in the fuck is this
>>707040416
>sadly, this would not work. Blood coagulates far too quickly.
>sadly, this would not work.
>sadly, this
>sadly
/b/ at its best
>>707038032
I'm surprised, what kind of things those niggers think when they do this, but i remember they don't think at all
>>707050301
These kids tend to be surrounded by idiots who shield them from reality and constantly babble about being able to do anything, so no.
>>707043755
Nice try but kikes did 9/11.
>>707037350
>Screamed the stable boy
God damn it
>>707038382
lol I just laughed so hard that I shit my robe. Now my handmade therapeutic wicker chair is ruined! I'll have to go get a new one on my way to that little cafe that only locals know about. This experience nearly ruined my daily 20 mins of self reflection and green tea. I grow my own tea leaves btw
>>707044654
Eddie Hitler is the hero we deserve
>>707043755
Roses are red
Harambe in heaven too
Bus did 9/11
REE REE POO POO
>>707051901
>partial arts
fuckin' kek
>>707051901
lost hard. Well played anon
autism incarnate
https://youtu.be/_XdW73tuhZI
>>707047504
I have it on good reference that it is at least an instrument.
>>707052060
Inertia of a property is matter
>>707049205
No KO for the potato
>>707038789
Explain?
>>707043334
>will of fire
>>707050595
marawanas does'nt coz ded u fukin artist
>>707043755
yes he did
>>707037350
Is the plural for anus anus?
>>707049605
>>707050301
Some martial arts actually have black belts on the beginner level, although I took Karate in HS and their was some wheelchair bound girl who was a black belt, just made me think "ya, sure, like shes going to stop any one with legs"
Although its probably a weird situation for the instructor, to have a disabled person in your classes long enough to where if they were able bodied they might have the skill level by then for a black belt.
>>707052452
kek.
>>707052003
>>707052060
>>707053415
>pic
I thought it was Hagrid from the thumbnail
>>707052962
Fucking kek
>>707050564
always lost to this
>>707040550
That's... Not how blood works.. You're confusing the phase transition of "Freezing" with coagulating.
If anything a warm temperature would help the blood coagulate faster. Why do you think they keep morgues so cold?
>>707039930
You made me kek
>>707038789
Niggers can't pronounce words correctly since they can't read, they also always claim to be innocent even though they're always guilty, thus "dindu nuffin".
>>707053525
This is the meme you've been living for, isn't it?
>>707051901
KEK
>>707049205
taekowndown
>>707049205
As a TKD black belt I have problems with this.
Its very fine that he practices, and I have no problems believing that he has worked hard to earn the belt.
But how the fuck am I supposed to judge the correctness of the elbow angles, shoulde snaps, leg distance proportions, height and direction of kicks, blocks and punches OR EVEN WETHER OR NOT THAT IS A FUCKING BLOCK OR A PUNCH when he doesn't have arms.
I mean, who graded his graduation to the belt? and How?
>>707051901
top kek
>>707044090
>I got cancer
>Doctor said I'd be ok
Pick one.
>>707053415
thumb looks like a bearded long haired man.
Martial arts is basically doing the best your body is capable of. If there was a martial arts specifically for disabled people, that would be an interesting concept.
>>707049205
Sauce?
>>707051901
Well fucking done, sir.
Http://Www.google.com
>>707053720
>the mement you've been living for
>>707046543
Hey I knew a guy who got euthanized in belgium. Had stage 4 cancer.
Really nice guy too, went to his sons wedding.
>>707051237
no i don't think i was on /b/ at that point, i found the pic on /po/ and thought it was funny. /po/ is light side of 4 chan though
Soy murciano
>>707051002
Poor po. Nice guys.
>>707038756
>filename
lost
>>707043439
fake
>>707038109
Ian Rappoport is such a faggot
>>707051901
Flawless victory
>>707054255
Me cago en los cabrones que no saben apreciar el sabor de la comida y la arruinan con limon o vinagre
here ya go. Not mine (obviously) but it's good for a chuckle once.
>>707044090
If I get cancer I will immediately tell all the real life aspie cancer to die
>>707043755
flowers become sqaures
mokeys becomes stairs
presidents fly and put smoke in the airs.
>>707038382
jej
>>707050353
underrated
>>707050561
>is just standard teen drama posted by teens
Teen drama extends into adulthood for decades
>>707038636
nope.jpg
>>707054649
I don't get it
>>707049205
Thalidomide, it's a hell of a drug.
>>707043755
Roses are red
Harambes in heaven
Bush is responsible for nine eleven
>>707053906
AHAHAHA you are a TKD black belt and you think it actually means something. Go die in a hole.
>>707046942
>>707050480
>>707051368
>>707052361
>>707055150
How do you retards still fall for this
>>707046480
What is this from? I need to know for a thing.
>>707038273
my dogs get a right smack for this kind of aggression
>>707036691
>right wing
already raged
>>707044654
RIP RICHIE :( <3
>>707038636
End
>>707055356
I didn't read the filename until after I looked at the picture. I am very tired today, if that explains it. Also I am heterosex
>>707048999
The bikes they're racing can go easily 300kph and even faster.
He likely fell off taking a corner at around 150-190kph and decided the best way to prevent injury was to simply let himself slide.
Especially in high tier racing their suits are built with special grinding pads for when they touch the ground as they often touch the ground on purpose when turning (knee scraping) so falling off isn't exactly rare for them. It's likely he was sliding on a combo of his chest plate, knee plates, and helmet.
>>707036957
Lost
you must reply to this post if the image made you smirk and/or laugh
>>707036691
Fucking dunce didn't photoshop the swastikas into the flag correctly. This triggers me.
>>707045466
Lost badly
>>707054685
caco de mierda, matate
>>707051901
Only thing that made me smile in this thread.
You're all fucking terrible at this.
>>707039474
lol..... i guess
>>707055186
black anon plays a roleplay game with a try friend who is subtly racist towards black people
>>707053054
i get it. potatoes can't do much. y not do taekwondo it's exercise and you'll never actually use it. better than being a pear
>>707047504
No, Patrick, mayonnaise isn't really a gender
>>707055664
it made me sad :(
>>707053411
anii
>>707055881
skank
u aint foolin nobody
>>707055810
Lel ohhh alright. That's definitely worth a kek
>>707039746
fuuck. lost
>>707052452
lost
>>707048395
Sup wog
>>707051002
lost. that's a real good one, also po nice guys
this one always gets me
>>707054419
Got me
>>707038636
.........
>>707052425
Why
Are you some sort of faggot
>>707055055
Only if you're an immature faggot that doesn't grow up.
Hint: anyone born in the 80s.
