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New Zealand thread -/nzg/
9 PM + 12 minutes edition
posting very redpill video(i made it btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibdm_jE0hJk
Why are IDs even gone?
welly checking in
everywhere else in this country sucks major ass
>>707029981
If you dont mind taking it in the ass just to afford rent.
Also P-North reporting in.
More we'll here
>>707029981
Agreed
this is sad
>>707031203
ABs at 4am everyone's sleeping.
>>707031203
Yep.
So sad napier report where's the sluts
yo guys welly's where its at its me again
>>707029039
Who's smoking NZs drug of choice tonight?
If you ain't meth'd up you messed up.
>>707031837
If your house nice? When I was last in welly everyones house was crap and cold as. But you have no jersey on so... must be good?
>>707031978
Shows how poor your welly friends are
>>707031978
im not at my house right now. i'd say its pretty nice, but there is a heater in my room
>>707031978
The problem with housing in NZ is that the people who live in them need to toughen the fuck up. Put a fuckin sweater on if your cold faggot.
Wassup guys, IDbro here!
>>707032291
bullshit
>>707032291
YOURE NOT IDBRO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707032042
I know! They all work full time, not even poor ass students.
>>707032065
Oh. Where you at? Suitcase behind you? On holiday? Too many questions?
We not doing the usual tits or gtfo? Seems like a given but I haven't ventured these boards in a while.
>>707032485
i'm at a friends house
>>707032566
newfag
>>707032604
That you Isabella?
>>707032669
my name isn't isabella, so no
>>707032663
You dungoofed. IMA get the cyber police and backtrace you.
>>707032604
Where's your friend at?
>>707029039
Ay, Auckland here
>>707032365
Is it always you when I see the reeee
>>707032291
I love you....
>>707032819
watching a video about donald trump with another friend
>>707033183
Soo... gonna show us your nips or na
>>707033262
Lol... blunt af.
>>707033183
In the same room and it's casual bra time? Or you're alone?
>>707033262
maybe when theres more people around
>>707033417
in the same room, they know i post nudes sometimes and they think its empowering or some shit like that
i think its fun
>>707033461
Do you guys talk about nz thread tripfags and memes?
>>707033461
Right on!
empower my penis ;)
>>707033421
If you don't do an /nzg/ timestamp then it doesn't count, hun
Pic related
>>707033421
oh snap blunt approach nearly worked.
>>707033461
Fight against those traditional gender constructs etc.?
>>707033421
Yes yes rather typical. Women not contained by the founds of society, free the nipple and all that. Your very empowered. Typical Wellington. Just nip us
>>707033532
they don't know what 4chan is except a cesspool of nasty they get their memes from facebook
>>707033845
Pretty sure she's this girl
>>707033845
Hot enough for no shirt, cold enough to need a scarf.
>>707029039
The clown epidemic has made it to middle earth. what the fuck.
>>707033654
shut up whore recognise the necklace
>>707034180
that's not me dumbass
>>707034203
welcome to the world of fashion
straight anons that are male
would you settle for a male model boyfriend
>>707034339
Yea.. you would say that
>>707034339
look, it ain't me. whoever that woman is she looks twenty years older than me
>>707034394
Who cares who it is.
>>707034484
She looks late 30's to me. Are you... 19ish?
>>707034313
>doesnt write "why are IDs even gone?"
shit timestamp
>>707034313
well arent you perfect.
currently smashing that MF F5 button for them fresh and fruity pics.
>>707034569
>complaining about tits
Y-you f-feeling O.K?
>>707034699
>caring about tits
spotted the virgin
>>707034553
its a secret
>>707034742
Only virgin here is Mary
>>707034807
I was going to guess 17? But I cant remember what 17 year olds look like.
>>707034742
as a non virgin I can say tits excite me much more than a pussy does.
>>707034933
I sure hope its 17, because then I'd have just scored some cheese
>>707034933
pretty close
>>707034994
Close enough for rock and roll!
>>707035035
rock on
>>707032291
>>707035443
Holy keks
>>707035290
And not in the Dragon - Are You Old Enough? kind of way.
>>707035443
why havent I seen this before??
>>707035544
of course
wheres all the lsd around Dunedin
>>707035443
Wew lad. Where is IDbro from anyway?
>>707035728
welly
>>707035728
Auckland
>>707034807
I hope my little sister doesn't turn out to be someone who shares lewd pictures to random people online. Any tips on how to prevent that?
>>707035728
everywhere
>>707035682
Anyway. I'm struggling with this convo. Um..
>>707035815
i do it because i enjoy the occasional attention. teach her to appreciate who she is without the need of constant praise. my parents didn't do a very good job of that so here we are
>>707035815
Don't raise a slut. And try to avoid these rubbish "by showing my body I'm empowering myself" deluded ideas
>>707035910
>Sharpie in pooper
>>707035982
Finally
>>707035910
Whoa whoa. I thought you were somewhere around 17 years old, don't get too deep.
>>707036035
>Christchurch
Sorry fam, been lurking
>>707036092
No worries anon
>>707036092
Lincoln here bruh
>>707035848
lets break the ice
>>707036236
Ever shown that puss?
>>707033654
got anymore pics with this timestampl?
>>707036236
yes i have, like six months ago
>>707032291
That nigga never coming back
>>707036211
Spreydon
>>707036236
does your friend have any interest in sharing too?
>>707036236
Take requests?
>>707035910
Thanks for the response. She already acts "slutty" tbh so she may be a lost cause
>>707035962
I was hoping you'd just say beat her if she acts up, but ok.
>>707036539
no she doesn't
>>707036556
yes but, i'm currently in a room with two other people so pants may remain on
>>707036638
Got any past bikini shots to share then?
>>707036638
im surprised they are so seemingly uninterested that you're posting yourself. Most girls I know would show some interest or join in, even if clothed.
>>707036802
my friend pointed a finger in the one with the green tape timestamp. neither of them want to get naked. i think most girls i know would think im a whore for doing this
>>707036769
ive got a few but i'm apprehensive because they're the ones i post on instagram
>>707036769
this is an old one..
>>707036236
Whoa ice broken. I was away from the PC for a bit and missed this.
>>707037098
sheeeet nice nice. Got any more of dat ass?
Also girls and the whole slut shaming shit are the fucking worst, usually hypocrites to boot as well.
>>707037098
I really wanna spiff. Can you show me your axe wound please?
>>707034807
Are you the same chick that wanted idbro to do a cum tribute to your pic a few months back?
You cunts still do this?
>>707037251
probably, ive posted several times
>>707037284
oh fuck welcome back cunt
>>707037303
a-are you into that?
>>707037303
Real talk time, ideal dick size?
>>707037303
Hot
>>707037346
What keeps you here?
>>707037303
Ummm does it have to be IDbro's cum?
>>707037405
im a virgin so i don't really know. big dicks are more attractive because masculinity is hot, and i've never truly been in love with someone enough to still be attracted to them with any dick size. friends tell me big dicks are painful, and small dicks are funny. so i guess medium? but i'm a little into masochism, so... maybe big? you're asking the wrong girl. i'm bi, too, so i'm mostly open to anything
>>707037251
she's probably too newfag to even know who IDBro is.
>>707036970
I did notice that, suppose different circles attract different mindsets. Also I live in Auckland, niggas crazy up here
>>707037442
i dont give a fuck i dont even know who idbro is
>>707036236
Dang it. You posted tits and now I can't keep track of the conversation with all these other people.
>>707037303
>>707037251
I kinda want to see this happen..
>>707037514
you guess well friend
>>707037410
stayed to watch this place burn. its not what it was like a year ago, I can tell you that
>>707037509
Virgin huh, have you had any sexual experience at all?
>>707037230
heres one from my insta.
>>707037303
>>707037251
MAKE THIS REALITY
>>707037679
i had a several year long experience with a girl when i was younger. made a confession thread about it too, you missed out there
>>707037699
Yep definitely want to see more, fucking love that ass.
>>707037657
It's always changing. I've been coming here for ages, every few months there's a shift in what's happening.
>>707037657
You have more energy than I do obviously. Trying to make conversation in this place.
>>707037733
oh real, ah well. was she hot?
>>707037251
IDbro did cum tributes?
>>707037851
i was a kid, so... i guess she had a nice face
>>707037790
Trying to make conversation in some of the darknet chans is harder, takes a week for someone to reply and post #1 is on page 11.
>>707037925
since you're bi can I ask you, rather fuck hillary or trump?
>>707037883
Sometimes.
>>707038045
i'd rather kill myself
but if i can't do that
probably hillary
>>707038045
Solid line of questioning
>>707038053
lmao I need to see pics
>>707038117
Right there with you on the kill myself route tbh,
So what are your mates doing at the moment? They reading along as well?
I just want to take a minute to let you guys know that you're all just boring losers and I hate every single one of you.
>>707038145
I was only there when he posted this one
>>707038344
Thanks bruv, love you too
>>707038284
they're on their phones, but we're planing on going out in a while. they're not particularly interested in what's going on. and who could blame them? this thread is fucking lame and very disappointing
>>707038344
I'm not boring I just don't wanna share my non boring shit online. Gosh.
>>707038452
thread's have been shit for a year now you fucking newfag
>>707038376
i didn't know idbro was a degenerate....
>>707038499
i've been here for longer than a year, but i guess i'm still a newfag
>>707038452
To be fair you're not exactly in a position to post more nudes, they're not willing to post nudes, what could you expect from this thread with that being the case?
>>707038452
>>707038499
Listen to you faggots wingeing about boring thread when you have been sitting here posing stale old photos. This thread shit because this slut took over then did nothing
>>707038613
Preach it brother. It's one thing to show tits, but unless you're willing to take some requests shits going to get bad fast.
>>707038376
Is that his taiwanese girlffriend?
>>707038376
Would snort tbfh fam
>>707038613
she hasn't posted for like twenty minutes, taken over my ass
you guys are just fucking boring
http://www.strawpoll.me/11386346
Ok. So my workmates daughter wants to fuck me. My wife is working late next week so there's a window of opportunity.
What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
>>707038829
Isn't even a question, you know how fucking annoying fingers that got soft and hard would be. Vagina ears for sure.
http://youtu.be/i7N622NOSDg
I love you all. Good night, fags.
>>707038880
pussy
>>707038880
How old is she. And what makes her pussy so magical
>>707038734
And what pearls of literary genious where you expecting at 11.43 on a Saturday in fucking /b you idiot. We came for tits and puss. We fucking lurked. Tits didn't happen. Fucking deal with it. Don't winge. Luke a little bitch
>>707038947
She's 21. What makes it magical... she's 21.
>>707038958
Hahaha. Hit the nail on the head.
>>707039005
21 doesn't make it magical, it makes it entitled. You can get 21 year old pussy with almost zero risk for around $150.
>>707039084
The risk is half the fun.
>>707039169
Then go jump out a fucking aeroplane.
>>707038546
then you didnt know know idbro
>>707039233
I have it was fun.
>>707038376
Jesus dude.. This is the third time I've seen that man's semen now.
>>707039308
Do it with your cock out this time, and try get it spinning fast enough to keep you in the air. The risk is it might get ripped off.
>>707037284
Sup nigger flag. What's new?
>>707039377
It's hard to undo the jumpsuit with the chute strapped on, but I guess I'll give it a go?
>>707039465
Why you putting a jumpsuit on, for nude or bust buddy
Yo who's in auckland and wants to be cuddled the fuck out of
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>707039517
Maybe this is why i need more excitement in my life, i've been living with the jumpsuit on.
>>707039559
Out of what?
>>707039559
Are you a homo
>>707039630
this world dude.
>>707039654
I maybe a homogay yes.
>>707039673
Send pic of arms so I can assess cuddling ability.
>>707039729
lets see the cock then mate.
>>707039447
Got a job. I no longer feel like an abysmal failure.
>>707039824
Doing what
>>707039739
They are weak(ish) but cute.
>>707039767
Only after cuddles. I lock my dick behind at least 3 hours of content.
>>707039824
Nice work! I know lots of people having a shit time trying to find work, you're doing well.
Would you cut off your penis with a blunt knife if it meant you would suddenly morph in chico?
>>707039889
Lets not pretend cock has value equal to 3 hours of content.
>>707039824
Fuck. NORMAL FAGS GET OUT
Shit man, feels weird seeing people you've posted with moving onto bigger things while I'm just stuck here.
>>707039944
It's not that i don't appreciate cock, I'd just rather cuddle instead of posting my dick online.
>>707039879
I do databasing n support work. Huge learning curve doing shit far different to what you studied.
>>707039923
I got lucky. I have no idea why they hired me.
>>707039982
Im still an aspie. A phone call the other day went like this:
>Hi this is anon from mah place of work
>Hi there anon how are you?
>H-H-How are YOU?
Its a wonder I havent cried on the phone yet.
Tell you what if you want to know more about cuddles and cuddling opportunities my kik is acregy i'm now going to try to sleep.
>>707040131
My dude I've missed your posting
>>707040131
Gotta have some luck in this environment!
Anyone got any nudes from Sacred hart, Upperhutt college, st orans, Heartaunga college if so i can trade.
Anyone have any college nudes with names, willign to trade.
>>707040529
>hart
Anyone Hamilton or Tauranga?
>>707040412
>tfw someone remembered me.
Thank you mystery person.
>>707040517
Evidently. After 250 job applications I have no idea what happened so different for that one.
>>707040637
I'm tron
>>707040816
what part
>>707040918
Naughty Nawton (I'm white).
>>707040959
Me too shieee but im a murry
>>707041066
Are you my neighbour?
>>707041119
Wait does your name start with L?
>>707041153
oh shit
>>707041266
You live near Roy street at all?
>>707041417
Nah more over by Baverstock Rd.
>>707041479
Far out, thought you were my flatmate for a sec lol hes a weirdo aswell
Auckland checking in and I need some help. There's a website like trade me but really low key and you can buy sex and shit on it. What is it its completely slipped my mind
i would like to buy 5 sex plz
>>707041626
Hahahaha. That would have been legit.
>>707041672
can you bid on whores on there?
Late night welly /b/ro reporting in
I would pay money to rub a titty and have a girl stroke my hair
>>707042230
Lucky there's people who provide that service.
tfw still no gf
>>707041869
so you want to fuck or what
>>707033654
>>707042340
Just checking... you're a dude right? I don't want any of that gay ass straight shit.
>>707042502
post more tooters
>>707042502
Saved
>>707042502
oh shit havent seen this one before
Does anyone in Hamilton want to jump off Cobham bridge with me?
>>707042502
Please post a pic with that paper next to vag based Q.
>>707042752
Nah man. That shit's high.
>>707042736
you've prob seen it.
~Q
I mean the handwriting should have given it away
>>707042674
fuck off dia
quercy lemme tittyfuck
>>707042502
Now that's how you timestamp. Too bad it's late and the thread's dead.
>>707042897
who dis
where is the late crew @
Q
>>707042954
im the tittyfuck man
want to loose my juice
>>707043050
not helpful.
>>707042614
Yeah im a dude bro.
>>707043238
You took ages to reply. I need to get to bed.
>>707043299
Far out was gaming you loser
>>707043299
only 1AM mate
>>707043408
ABs at 4 and I got shit to do tomorrow.
Someone sell me some fking weed hamilton
>>707042752
When should I be there
>>707038376
WTF was wrong with IDBro...
>>707043513
like 5 minutes for me to walk over
PS dont go under the bridge
>>707043469
If you can make it out to Narrows yeah
>>707043656
White railings yeah?
What you wearing
>>707043674
Fuk too far to drive at night
Around hillcrest
>>707043783
jeans and an efukt tshirt
I need a √
Palmy checking in, whats up?
>>707043913
Where at?
>>707043913
khanacademy.org
>>707030390
palmy here too
>>707043852
my bro. its so dry atm. i have a oz in the works tho will hook some up hilly ways maybe in a few hrs.