Let's go again. Last 3 digits in your post is the SCP you get assigned to. How fucked are you?
roll
Roll
>>707018310
roll
>>707019522
This is a carpet that drains your blood. FUCK.
Niggertits
roll
>>707018310
>>707019625
>>707019718
Niggertits wins an eye that can explode and regenerate.
>>707018310
rOOOOLL
>>707020018
a fucking ball
lel
Roll
Roll
K
>>707020119
A microwave that accelerates time. Kek
>>707018310
alrighty
Rollerino
>>707018310
Rolling for doomsday level of ducked
Roll
Hope its something gay. <3
Roll
Roll
Gahlo
roll
>>707018310
roll
rollio
>>707018310
YIKES
roll of the gods
Rollio
roll check
>>707018310
what am i gettin?
roll it
>>707020890
I have a pacemaker, I am so fucked
>>707018310
roll
>>707018310
but, why?
roll
roll
Leggo
rolling
roll
>>707021367
spooky. a living traffic light tree entity.
at least its safe
>>707018310
roll me down to dixie land
roll
Roll
If anyone get 682 they fucked
im fine.
Rolling
>>707018310
oh boi
>>707018310
rawlin
>>707018310
Hope I die this time.
Roll me some rebar
welp
>>707018310
rollkool
rol
>>707018310
roll
>>707021644
A fucking children's toy marketer
kek
Rawling
check em
go
>>707021784
Looks like I'm living in a Christmas village. In time for the holidays too, what luck!
roll
Roll
Roll
fgjng
roll
Rollin' out.
>>707018310
fuckeroo
Servey Says
>>707018310
rawl
waifu roll
>>707018310
oh boy
Trying to fap but roll
>>707022076
Able...
>>707021725
So apparently I'm with a whale that mimics sounds.
>>707022373
rip, you are dead sir
Rolling again, because the whale is stupid and I like rolling.
How boned am i?
gud
>>707018310
I'm going to fuck it.
sounds fun
>>707022265
That was actually a bitch SCP to have
>>707021975
I guess I'm fine tunnel speaking frogs won't scare me.
Rollerino
>>707018310
rollin on a dream
roll
rollin
hyhhj
>>707022489
Description: SCP-489 is a roughly dome-shaped conglomerate mass consisting entirely of objects used to kill or repel insects (e.g. aerosol pesticide cans, "bug zappers", flyswatters, footwear, and lighters). Each item is capable of independent autonomous movement, though they usually move along the ground as a whole when in motion. As of June 17, 2013, SCP-489 measures roughly five meters in height, and eight meters in diameter at the base.
> Keep that mask on, Hank.
roll
roll
Do you ever wonder if, when the SCP Containment Facility gets too full, they have a Monday Night WWE style cage match with the SCPs?
Tentarollino
roll
Roll
This is actually alot of fun
they see me rollin'
>>707018310
Rollooooooooooooooooodoh
>>707022526
Looks like you're fucking a rune stone, or a metric ass-ton of vikings. Kek
>>707022815
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-815
I guess I just need to not open the can.
>>707022844
Could be worse; I'm not a preteen, so it's not all that interested in me.
>>707022619
A pair of jeans that has possibly infinite amounts of cash in it... I'm down.
Roll
I will fuck this one.
fuck me daddy
>>707018310
rolling
nig
>>707022464
People machine. Cool.
>>707018310
Rill
Rill
Ravioli Ravioli what is my rollioli
>>707022920
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-920
well thats pretty god damn disappointing..
>>707018310
roll
lloR
roll
Roll
Roll
>>707018310
rawl
>>707022910
In case of contamination, anyone coming into contact with SCP-910 is to be terminated by incineration. Ashes must be disposed [DATA EXPUNGED]
Dicks out hoping for harambe
>>707023314
I'm a fucking rock, great
Roll
>>707023168
A calculator.
I get a fucking calculator.
>>707018310
I hope I'm the vending machine.
Rolling
>>707023401
Great, I'm freaking with a fucking human tree
faggo
>>707018310
SCP
fuck it, roll
>>707018310
>How fucked are you?
A lot fucked, thanks for asking
Rolling
>>707023283
Literally a fucking rock...
roll
>>707023507
Forgot screenshot
Roll.
rollan my scp
>>707018310
bitch you better make my life easier
>>707018310
rol
Cuddle with this one.
>>707023475
>475
>Pope On A Rope
Well, at least I cure all forms of cancer and heathens.
Rollin
>>707023619
Fucking jeans with infinite amounts of money, SCORE!
>>707023070
A native-american man with metal wings. Have fun.
>>707023669
...I'm fine.
>>707018310
FOR DA LULZ
C'mon, something I can fuck.
>>707018310
Let's do this
>>707023549
a miniature bear that weighs and eats the same as a full size one. Guess I kinda got off easily
>>707023690
>absolutely do not cuddle with this one
Let's see
rollin
rollerino
>>707023677
jumps to random heights
LITERALLY useless
gimme a new one you piece of shit
Curious
Rollin'
rollin
Roll
>>707023086
SCP-086 is a collective sessile organism whose component parts resemble items of office equipment from 1978, and which contains a consciousness claiming to be that of former Foundation administrator Dr. [REDACTED] (1907-1978). Its 8 (eight) components are: a rotary telephone (SCP-086-1), a wall-mounted pencil sharpener (SCP-086-2), a desk stapler (SCP-086-3), a microfiche reader (SCP-086-4), a water cooler (SCP-086-5), a filing cabinet (SCP-086-6), a scientific calculator (SCP-086-7), and a slide rule (SCP-086-8).
Roll
r o l l
>>707023690
An anti-band-aid that hurts you. Wut
>>707023843
Challenge accepted.
>>707020347
keys
I will look every single Scp in the face and tell it to suck my dick
>>707018310
Probably just something boring again
what im rolld
>>707018310
roll
>>707018310
Fucked.
Rolling
Check em
>>707024107
neat
>>707023924
predator human-fish
my life is still hard
rolling for new one
>>707024008
im a fuckin zombie, roll for solution
Rolling for tender dick suck.
Oh god no
>>707018310
daktaklakpak
>>707024077
>>707023677
>>707023924
Rawl
Roll
>>707022780
Boned indefinitely propanes kills all things
>>707024142
rollin
PLEASE GET VENDING MACHINE PLEASE GET VENDING MACHINE!
roll
Check em
>>707024267
You receive succ from poisonous naked mole rats. Congrats.
they see me rollin
>>707024023
Good luck with that because if you look at SCP-023 one person in your family will die in a year.
>>707024077
I read runes off a skull if I don't I turn into ooze and after a considerable amount of time reading these runes I start to get a potato allergy wtf man
>>707024305
see what I mean, boring
Fuck it ill roll
Please dear god let me live
>>707024481
They die, I would still tell that little shit to suck my dick.
Boi.
>>707024461
a TV that lets me watch other security cameras in real time but only for five minutes in a specific time of the day.
meh
>>707023999
nice trips
you can also fuck a oily slime blob that gives you euphoria if you touch it
plant bull + euphoria slime = weird boner
niggalets do dis!
>>707018310
r0ll
Oil rail
>>707024267
I want to roll for fucking something too!
Probably ducked rollz
>>707018310
roll
Bump
>>707024008
>>707024256
kay i got a magic keyboard what do, roooool
Statistically speaking, someone is going to get 173 before bump limit.
Roll
>>707018310
rollinnn
>>707024566
Anon here
Description: SCP-566 refers to a set of tear-off desk calendars, sold under the name "Word-A-Day 2009 Edition: Wacky Wordables and Idiosyncratic Idioms", with manufacturer listed as "Living Language Linguists' League"1. The front page, where present, includes a black-and-white logo, consisting of a stylized tongue in a top-hat, raising a champagne glass in one hand, and holding a book in the other.
>i got a fucking dictionary calender
>would still stick my dick in it
>>707024727
Trust me, I've already taken that into account. That thing's made to take dicks.
>>707024747
>this isn't what I wanted
>dead ghost children in furry masks
>>707018310
Rollerino
roll
roll
check em
I bet I live.
Rolling for ass pounding give or take
Roll
Roll
time to get this SCP boys!
>>707018310
uilg
>>707024811
SCP-811 swamp girl
>>707024841
fuck alright got a vodoo doll gonna have to roll one more time
Shieeet
>>707025095
wow i get a fucking comic book
reroll
>>707025077
Welcome to the 77 club. How high can you go?
ok
>>707018310
rell
Next thing I roll, I have to put in my mouth.
>>707024912
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-912
Pretty cool. No problem, really. Just don't do the illegals around it.
>>707025365
roll my dick
>>707018310
Sure Roll
>>707018310
Roll
>>707018310
roll
IM TALKIN BOUT YOUR MOMMAE
jack off on to roll
>>707025365
>Pool Noodle
>Contact with fluids causes infinite drowning
Nigger what the fuck why
>>707025408
Nigger your dick is as gay as a bunch of illusory butterflies
>>707025354
heck
>>707018310
Oooooooooooooooooooo
>>707025193
roolin for sumthin other than a tissue box thats gonna kill me why'll i use a magic keyboard and fuck around with a voodo doll being chased by zombies
>>707025083
Got a house what rearranges it's floorplan. That's not even that bad.
Rolly
000 get
roll
>>707018310
rollin' for not a keter!
Reroll
roll
I'll slap an Scp with my wallet.
rollin
>>707018310
roll nigga bitch
>>707025725
roolin for sumthin todo with scp-725 during a zombie out break
>>707025816
I got metal bugs that reproduce.
>>707025740
'Til you wake up with the intense need to piss, and it keeps moving the bathroom, like a dick.
>>707018310
Roll
Oh boi
Rollo
rock n roll
>>707025949
A fucking amusement park.
>>707026173
OH FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!
>>707018310
roooolllll!!!
rollin
>>707026203
Your misfortune is my pleasure.
>>707026173
RIParoni
>>707025886
guys its ok i got a lesbian army, a whale>>707025725
a voodo doll
a box of tissues that kills people
a magic keyboard
all to fight zombies, lets roll one more time im on a hot streak
ROLLIEOLLIOLOLIEOOO!!
Roll
>>707026203
get keked
>>707026169
i got fucking bloop leviathan
>>707026173
lol
>>707025841
rerollin for a partner to play with my doll
>>707018310
Roll
roll
dick balls united
>>707026203
At some point someones going to get 173 and its gonna be hilarious, I thought. Its no-longer hilarious. I dont wanna die.
One more roll
>>707026311
fuck yeah magic gloves one more time baby
rollin, hope i don't get the fucking lizard
roll
>>707026208
looks like i made a new friend, actually. Homie SCP for sure.
roll
roll
>>707026606
I can't fuck light. This is shit.
hug buddy
Fuck me
>>707018310
Rollerino
Www
Roll
>>707026826
>object class: safe
i win
>>707026653
dude i can make people obssesed with boomerang with my magic gloves>>707026311
Roll
>>707026818
Atleast you didn't get 173.
>>707027000
Oh god, what could possibly be SCP-000?
test
>>707018310
Rolllinnnn
Throll
>>707018310
Roll
>>707027073
Gibberish.
>>707026988
A wooden chest that doesnt open....
>>707027073
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-000
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finally something good on /b/ rawling
>>707025955
Yea but if you read the file it doesn't seem to change floorplans while anyone is inhabiting it.
>>707027180
Convenient. IF you ever feel like you need a change, crash at a hotel for a few nights.
>>707027097
im not a kid so reroll
cmon i want to fucking die
>>707027180
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-180
considering some of the most gruesome stuff humanity has ever thought of is on this site this isnt to bad
roll
>>707026955
one more rolll this didnt count cuz i didnt say roll check-em
>>707027073
I have an anti-environmentalist... neat!
>>707027180
agreeing with the guy a few comments below me i also want to know how scp is going to kill me
MOLE
>>707018310
1000% fucked rolllll
>>707018310
dsdsdAW
>>707027452
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-452
ehhh still not that deadly yet....
Rolling
>>707027430
How about no.
>>707027591
rerolling please kill me
roll round 2
>>707027353
hell yeah all the sicknesses
take me away
>>707027640
Well fuck.
>>707027599
A fucking CITY?
>>707027698
I get judged for all time.
>>707027658
cool but still not dead yet
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-658
>>707027814
Aight. cool, NEXT!
>>707027837
reroll number 3
>>707027889
What the fuck?
how do i get scp-999
>>707027804
A peice of art that kills anything within 100 meters. Can i touch it?
>>707027975
shit not like that
>>707027896
i like this one but uggghhhh still not dead reroll
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-896
>>707027967
OH BOY! SCARPYARD! My wildest dreams of being lost forever in a pile of crap will come true.
Roll
>>707028100
Another fucking scrapyard?
