Ctrl+f
>no REKT THREAD!?!
>wtf.jpg
Lets start new thread
Good thread, faggot.
>>707018104
Niggers at the voting polls like
>op here
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>707018607
>op here
Get your Newfag ass out of here niggerlover
if you dont like what you see then go on 9gag or reddit
get out of our /b/rothers website copypaste newfag
>>707018607
And now you're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
>>707018969
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
>>707018607
tl;dr
Spaghetti was just.fucking.everywhere
>>707018506
after all he did close the door.
>>707018607
No body cares faggots if this shit offends you then get the fuck off this site you filthy nigger this is a place where your free to speak you fucking mind you cocksucking whore if you can't handle it then don't even come to this site .
>>707019139
Then we all got down and walked the dinosour
>>707018408
fucking niggers.
>>707019139
>>707019222
>op here
like he said
spashietty
your niggerass is too many damn big words for you to even understand
its too simple that complexity is profound
>>707018607
Wow, you can paste.
CongratuFUCKuLations.
>>707019139
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707019542
>op here
NIGGERLOVE GET THE FUCK OUT
If your ass is gonna get but hurt then maybe some niggers dick can please it for you
>>707019542
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>707018617
Oughta be stripped naked and left like that on display for starting fights like that.
>>707019961
Looks more like electrocution.
>>707016408
>>707020163
Anthrax would be my best guess
>>707018607
If you dont like it go back to facebook bud
>>707017945
was that the 4chan post where we all watched a web cam for the guy to do that?
>>707019766
>>707020425
Yes.
>>707016999
kek
>>707020257
Apparently I'm irredeemable, goddammit.
>>707020475
>op here
Yes even nigger
>>707017945
Fucking hated that card rack.
>>707020499
i was watching that, good times
>>707020257
>what is info-graphic?
>what is readability ?
fucking idjit
>>707020796
I'm not having any problems reading it.
>>707020257
No cp
>>707019349
what is going on here?
>>707020917
It looks an awful lot like they're putting a cucumber in someone's asshole.
>>707020257
>Deerification
Fuck me I'm ascended
>>707018506
why the fuck did he run back...
>>707020917
>>707020992
>Op here
dumb newfags
this is a vid in revers of her they removed a cucumber from a niggers ass
>>707021155
Sounds like you're quite fawnd of it.
>>707021155
I want to fuck that, but I don't want to fuck that.
What does this mean?
>>707019139
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>707017945
Too soon
>>707020425
Oh, you bet your ass it was.
>>707020257
Holy shitting dick nipples. Someone posted a pic of that years ago and that brought the memory to surface. It's crazy to think that more than just that one person is into that.
>>707019349
That's just OP's daily recommend suppository.
He felt exta-faggoty that day, and thought he'd ask the doctor to assist him in doing something as common to him as breathing.
>>707018408
Lol how do that many people fail all together
>>707019766
Is this new copy pasta?
>>707018506
Poor cunt lol
> Op here
Ima go to sleep now
boring af
>nobloodnogory.jpg
fuck niggers
>>707021954
and this nigger has it up his ass
Rekt
>>707018617
Horry shet that's fantastic
>>707021464
what did he mean by this
>>707021218
Underrated post
Kek
>>707021702
>>707019349
5star post anonymous
>>707022025
Yes, it's as fresh as the other pasta in this thread.
>>707016999
looks stupid
>>707021702
>hole-hardedly
Fuck off back to preschool
>>707020340
Chinese jackass?
>>707022403
>doubles advocate
>intensive purposes
>diamond dozen
>Nsync
I cannot turn a blond eye to these glaring flaws in your ration alps.
>>707021918
Don't enable him
Rekt
>>707022573
Please learn to probably critical size ones own Grammer before dishwashing advice to others.
>>707018408
Black lives matter.
They dindu nuffin
Rekkt
>>707022953
Wide eyed Nirvana.
>>707022882
>>707022082
>Spot the self conscious gays
>>707018104
If i recall correctly, that kid died of his injuries.
>but black lives matter.
>>707023027
Lol moron
>>707022262
Soulja quest
>>707023112
I'm a Mexican with a 8.6 inch pecker n abs bro.
I'm just going to strip you faggots of everything because I hate you lol
>>707023288
Good luck
>>707016999
6 niiiiiiieeeennnnn!
>>707023581
It's close to miiiiiiiiidnight
>>707023455
I don't need luck. Expect a storm, faggot
>>707019139
ur so fuckin cringe
>>707023581
Fuckin slackers. Boss is here better look busy this is the problem with the world u hire these guys for cheap labour but the slack off more than us. Pathetic
>>707023796
No u
>>707019766
>>30741369
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments
>>707016999
lol fat fuck can barely breathe
>>707019349
Reversed but still gay
>>707017945
Haha i remember waiting for that to fall like 3 years back
>>707024126
Careful, you might cut yourself with all that edge.
>>707024126
kek saved
Thanks
>>707024397
k you retard he is baiting you
>>707024484
My Little Mexican meatball
>>707020257
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
Upgrade to Irredeemable today
>>707018408
If he had a gun this would have gone down much differently.
>>707018607
Tasty pasta you got there, fam
>>707018408
I wanna see what happened after those cops caught up with those niggers
>>707020257
Any one care to explain what trephinophilia is
>>707025525
im too afraid to google any of those -lia words, don't feel like having any guests over.
>>707023528
what did he think was going to happen?
>>707020257
Mostly at weird, one or two in creep
Not too bad desu
>>707021702
kek
>>707022262
>>707025986
>>707022843
You devious fuck.
Bravo.
>>707023581
story?
Did someone say rekt?
>>707026756
Nerve gas, its killer
>>707021218
hello fellas
>>707027258
yOu NeEd tO LeAvE
>>707026756
The scaffolding they're moving hits electrical wires and zapperooni
>>707016744
This cat is alive and well. They just have to point some ointment on the wound everyday iirc.
Here's some legit nerve gas
>>707018617
Jesus Christ, Piston Honda is real?!?!?
>>707020257
>feet in Normalfag
I'm having a hard time accepting this.
>>707027652
im 5'6" frail and pale 18 y/o who weighs less than 120 lbs and I shave my entire body and fantasize being a slave to some man. Being a foot fag is very normal.
>>707021702
Kek/ten
>>707027780
No, no it isn't. Most people associate feet with uncleanliness. Sure it's normal here but Feet should miscategorized in Normalfag when it should be in Weird.
>>707027512
I bet she didn't wash that
>>707027999
Feet aren't uncleanly when you come from a pedicure though.. and I don't see how you could find any other kind of foot hot, so not really unclean.
>>707026756
>>707023581
seriously wtf..
>>707018607
Cancer detected
>>707023581
wow they were lucky to get away
>>707023786
>>707027412
oic
>>707018506
>driving at 500 miles per minute in a town on a road thats 3 inches thick
what
>>707020257
I like how dragon dildos are considered worse than bug-chasing, cannibalism, necrophilia and snuff
>>707018408
I love how they start attacking the very second they enter the camera's fov
>>707028767
Usually you find a Dragon Dildo involved within each of those activities.
>>707025106
What the fuck!!
>>707018617
kim jong un don't play that shit
>>707029231
>http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>707029231
bro.... :/
>>707029231
>>707029800
>>707029939
calm down
>>707030984
is that spray paint? lmao
>>707030984
What are the actual concequences of this (other than the colour)? Is the paint sealing his butt by going dry?
>>707023288
As a a fellow Mexican, I apologize for the level of autism displayed by this gentleman, not all Mexifags are like this
>>707025278
In America. Having more guns means less gun deaths.
Logic not available to Amerifat
>>707032435
In America sane people with guns defend against crazy people that could get a gun regardless of gun control laws. For example, the terror attacks in Paris would have went down much differently if other people were carrying and the terrorists had guns regardless of the no guns allowed laws in paris
>>707032303
his ass and balls are going to be shiny for a few days
>>707031508
>>707032303
>>707030984
Maybe it's spray adhesive?
>>707032784
Like all the other terror attacks stopped by civilians with guns. And all the school shootings every day people have stopped.
Here's an idea. Instead of giving guns to snae people to protect against guns given to crazy people.
Stop giving out guns so fucking easily.
But hey. Someone's gotta do population controll over there. So guess it for the best.
>>707033148
shush
>>707033148
http://controversialtimes.com/issues/constitutional-rights/12-times-mass-shootings-were-stopped-by-good-guys-with-guns/
Here, idiot. Maybe do some research before spouting your uninformed opinions next time.
>>707018408
I love how they still get their ass kicked.
Fucking niggers cant do anything right.
>>707018617
THE GOOKMEISTER HAS ARRIVED
>>707030984
That's a weird way to get to valhalla. Witnessed
how the fuck is this thread still alive?
summer back already?
>>707034020
summer never ends
>>707020340
>Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt.
>I'm no longer constipated.
> I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.
>>707034088
>>707034020
Hate to be the one to tell you boys this, but 4chan is infected past the point of no return. It is eternal summer for you.
>>707033148
You... you do realize that they'll get guns even if they're outlawed or restricted, right? They're criminals. They have no reason to follow the law. Cocaine isn't legal, how do you think it's still being used?
>>707034275
And just look at Australia, complete gun ban yet you get the "Sydney Seige" where a mudslime holds an entire cafe hostage with a shotgun.
>>707034368
And they don't even have Mexico on their border steadily supplying them, but clearly a gun ban would work in America.
>britbongs&liberals pls
>>707016408
>>707018607
You leave cheetos out of this, thats just uncalled for>>707018607
>>707029800
>>707029231
Pussy boi bitch
>>707034187
>>707033958
>>707030984
>>707016999
Sides and checked
>>707020257
>doorknob
literally how
>>707027538
>>707019349
Does anyone have the original
>>707036129
just rewind faggit
>>707018506
Nice loop that is
>>707020257
Floor tiles? n ever heard of that one, can someone tell me pls?
>>707036188
I need to send it as is. Post the original
>>707036593
just send that one and tell them to rewind
>>707036667
Thanks for nothing
>>707021189
you dont have a long time to react and discern which direction the car is going in, he predicted it would keep going straight
>>707036733
no problem /b/ro
>>707027064
omg literally rape haha im a faggot
>>707036796
>>707018104
Nigger towm
>>707019249
kek
>>707022843
>>707032435
the trick is having more legally owned guns. 67% of crimes committed with guns, are illegally obtained. so if we actually enforce the laws, and raise the stakes on breaking those laws, then we would be safer. Let me explain the logic behind more guns = more safety. If you had two houses that you knew had a lot of valuable items to steal, no security, police were far away and low risk in general, but the only difference is that you know for a fact that the person in house A owns a shotgun for home defense, would you rob that house?
>>707016408
Wouldn't one automatically save themselves if their hands are free?
>>707025106
Holy fucking shit this is intense
>>707037784
he hung himself you fucking dipshit
>>707020257
>floor tiles
>>707026567
Devious how? Is it a man? Please tell me it isn't
>>707016408
Anyone got the pic of the guy with his dick stuck in a Ball bearing?
>>707017945
no ultra gore pls
>>707036508
sauce on the pic?
>>707018607
So many falling for b8
fucking niggers
>>707020257
>abortion smoothies...
>>707027512
That fucking little slut wouldvt lapped every bit of that cum up when she realised what it was the fucking dirty little slut
>>707037965
>hanged
>>707027258
>>707027334
Noo
go on
thoese are hilarious
>>707037928
Never forget those primal screams
>>707021918
Fuck i missed it
There's always that one guy who says he's gonna come but just wastes everyone's time so i never pay attention to those
>>707038311
are such structures supposed to move ?
>>707023528
Thats fuckin hilarious
>>707039134
>Asian drivers
Never trust 'em
>>707038830
no lmao
>>707020257
welp im fucking irredeemable
>>707039287
at least the shoe landed safely
>>707038830
The majority are fixated to the ocean floor while some can float on the surface.
The ones that float are like chained to the ocean floor so they don't drift around, which explains why the whole thing isn't moving, but rather bobbing on the waves.
>>707022688
can you even matsuko
>>707023027
My fucking idiot roommate is like the king of getting catfished online.
This faggot is in his 60's and is dead-set on getting a filipino girl in her 20's to move to 'Merica to live with him. He responds to every single random person and bot who adds him thinking that's his shot at love.
I've read some of his chat logs while he's gone - it is fucking pathetic; you would think he's an emo 13 year old the way he acts all tormented, then immediately tells some girl he's known for a day how much he loves her.
>>707039134
>The people saw it and just stood there
Are they literally incapable of basic trajectory analysis?
No wonder China's economy is communistic
>>707039314
Grab'em by the pussy
hey, muricans, why are webms with sound not allowed?
>>707039196
>>707034859
Good thing he was holding his pants up. Otherwise he would have gotten his ass kicked.
>>707039591
I don't know.
Why?
>>707032923
This needs a mortal combat overtone
>get over here
>finish him
>flawless victory
>>707039314
God bless, that's 6 less chinese slaves that need to stitch that shoe together
>>707034859
That is one of the niggeriest things I've ever seen.
>>707030984
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e1_1418179360&comments=1&selected_view_mode=desktop
It literally takes less time to Google than ask about the video. Has full video and info
>>707039544
are you like a bit retarded, my dude? they definatelly saw it coming, but they probably thought it was going to stop or something behind the buss. you know, my young bobo, such things dont usually happen too often, like you see in rekt threads, so people dont expect anything like this to happen.
>>707039646
I don`t know. Why?
>>707016408
> Autoerotic asphyxiation
>Not even once.
>>707020257
Floor tiles get me every time. I wonder if hes still around.
>>707039916
Oh, I thought you were making a joke so I set up for the punchline...
>>707039778
I love how he imidiately started to do push-ups, like those alpha faggets who are like `man chick saw me falling im gonna pretend i was going to do push ups and she will suck my balls tonight yeee`
>>707040021
How the fuck did he think that was gonna go?
>>707034187
TRAINSPOTTING!
>>707040016
Why the fuck did you think i was making a joke? And what kind of joke was it suppose to be in your mind? Is this what a 24/7 stand up show or just imageboard for little anime girls?
>>707021464
It means you're a faggot, kys.
>>707040210
Calm down faggot
>>707021155
What the fuck ever happened to this faggot?
>>707040210
It had potential for a good quip, so I just went with it.
>>707040286
Lmao, get out of here, comedian.
>>707040341
Give an example, plz.
>>707016999
Trips of truth
>>707019349
chew your food you fucking animal
>>707030984
So chrome!
>>707030984
Why does he shave his anus? Is he gay or something? Normal guys dont shave or have a showe at all.
>>707040112
Newtonian physics right? lol
>>707040393
hey, muricans, why are webms with sound not allowed?
>I don't know, why?
Because Amerifats eat bandwidth like they eat cheeseburgers!
>>707040708
But its not a joke, its a fact.
>>707019222
Newfag
>>707040814
I went for the low-hanging fruit, because you put me on the spot.
I'm not good at making jokes.
>>707035264
lost
>>707037293
There are some Newton rules in this gif. How many did you find?
>>707025731
0 explaination on google, only links to archived 4chan threads...
>>707036508
>lurk moar
or go to ED its prolly there
>>707040872
Newfag calling me, the oldest oldfag, newfag. Meh, nuff said, trollface.
>>707027258
what the fuck happened to that dog?!
>>707041596
That's a cat ya dingus!
>>707041111
those quads tho
>>707036129
You don't want the original. That ain't no porn. They abused him and later shot him to death. It's horrible.
>>707037965
I KNOW that he did it himself, but wouldn't one still 'fight it' if their hands are free?
>>707030984
So apparently it's because he's a tagger, seems more than unfair ...
But it happened in brazil it's basically the jungle there
>>707041796
Don't worry, it's fake. Just homo degenerate faggots and their fetish. By logic, you can't hang yourself by being that close to the ground and the rope didn't even choke his neck.
"He didn't know whether he was cumming or going!" - Carlin
>>707019139
Did you just kept saying clichê quotations all the time or was it just me?
>>707042560
Holy shit, I didn't see that coming.
I thought they were gonna fight or something...
>>707043366
those are some kawaii double dubs anon-kun :3
>>707040112
i think in his mind he kicks faster
>>707022843
Sauce?
>>707041064
like 6 mebbe 7
source scientist
>>707023581
You can really see where the nerve gas came from
>>707018506
Where was this? Almost looks like a town in Ireland.
>>707044132
mmmmmmmm
>>707022843
>>707044132
>>707018506
hahahahahahaha fucking idiot
>>707042560
maaaaan, the guy shaking the t-shirt got some neat luck
>>707020425
No that was the 364 other threads where we waited for OP to knock it down.
God praise that son of a bitch, may he drown in wet pussy. So sad i missed that thread.
>>707018617
FAT KID FTW!
>>707037293
nice flip brah
>>707044426
Almost
>>707040477
kek, underrated
>>707044472
Dat technique!!!
>>707023786
Hearty kek
>>707044052
WE NEED TEACHERS LIKE THIS
