alright faggots, lets hear your excuses.
ive accepted the fact that ill die alone
>>707016305
Because I have a boyfriend.
>>707016305
I mean I'm married.
lost interest in pursuing girls after high school
Im not a wonderful guy and if she thinks so I probably just wanna fuck
>>707016305
because im not wondeful?
im a terrible person lol
at my age and given my station in life, the only women i can acceptably date are used up ex whores and single moms, with a great deal of overlap between the two, so i just pay for sex instead.
can we reverse this and ask "you have a girlfriend anon, what are you doing lurkin on /b/"?
>>707016305
I do. Shits cash.
Having someone to love that loves you just as much back and having someone to talk to and laugh with everyday, having breathtaking sex and then falling asleep with them in your arms is the best feeling in the world.
Because I've never had the courage to ask you out
because i look like this
Because I'm food~, lol.
>>707016305
If you are asking this question you are blind and deaf and totally don't know I raped you.
Because I hate myself, so how could someone else love me?
>>707016912
you wish
I'm a little bitch and won't ask out the girl I like.
>>707016305
Because I'm happily married.
I do and we're getting a hotel and having naked cuddles <3
Because I don't put any effort into romantic relationships any more. The last few I had were pretty draining. If you have to put in that much energy for a relationship, I don't think it's worth it.
Question to you /b/ros: Is there such a thing as a relationship that doesn't require constant maintenance? One where I can just chill and fix every now and then?
>>707018790
Gay guys are sluts.
I have cold sores and my undiagnosable testicle itch.
>>707016305
Cause I'm beta as fuck but she want it
I can't approach the girls I'm interested in
>>707016305
Im gay
>>707018570
nice tele tho
>>707019392
Pretty much that current one is 25 and every day it seems like a chore.
Last one was 19 fun for a bit but she was a weekend party girl who constantly accused me of cheating (probably porjecting her own infidelity)
Think I'm gonna end this one and be single for a while
>because i'm too fucked up emotionally to care for another human being, let alone myself and i'm not happy unless there's dope in my system
Eh. On a "break" with the current girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure we're done. Too much bullshit, and I don't think it can be salvaged. Probably gonna float free for a while.
Because I'm a sociopath and I want to eat people.
>>707016305
Because I'm married.
>>707020939
Break just means she's fucking someone else to see if she's got a shot at a upgrade
End it clean now don't hurt yourself by dragging it out
>>707016305
Cause I'm not a wonderful guy, and also because I'm lazy and selfish. Ain't got time for bitches.
>>707018570
Lol you look fine man <3
>>707021182
Eh, it's numb at this point. We've drug it out for too long as it is, I think. Age/cultural differences just coming to be too much, and it's fucking exhausting.
I'm sure she's been wanting to fuck someone, not sure if she's using this as an excuse, but I have no interest and no libido anymore.
Maybe it'll hurt later, I'm not sure. But the prospect of losing her permanently, as of right now, just doesn't faze me.
>>707016305
I don't talk to anybody. I'm relatively attractive, probably a solid 6 1/2 or 7, but I don't go outside, I don't go to school, I don't have a job, and I don't have a reason to go outside other than going to the store. Given my genetics it's basically impossible for me to get fat, so I just kinda eat all day and switch between /b/, /mu/, and porn all day in my room. I talk only to one family member who lives out of state, and I am only mildly close with one that I stay with. Every friend I've had has drifted away, and no amount of texting ever saves the friendship. It's the same with the couple of women who've shown interest. It's been like this on and off for the past few years, and it's my foreseeable future.
>>707016305
>The squeeze ain't worth the juice.
Next.
>>707021810
Yea I get ya but if that's how you feel you need to do her and yourself a favor and end it. Sounds like your kinda just delaying the inevitable
too occupied with work
>>707020202
Gayness is immoral. Btw can I get a sauce on that image? It's prime fap material.
>>707020022
Talos has blessed thee with double dubs, this is a sign you'll have more confidence next time
I just got my first girlfriend after not dating for two years. The reason I remained single so long is I simply thought I was worthless a piece of shit
I'll only love Livie
>>707016305
Dosent matter if you have a 8/10 for face if your weird as fuck and scare people.
Yet I remain a active member of society with a job. Really, I should be evaluated. Every moment I become more socially aware of what the fuck is going on it makes me more cynical and possibly sociopathic.
>>707023732
I should mention I don't love her, I don't even like her. She's just more screwed up than me and I take comfort in that
GF walked in while I was fucking her younger sister. No more GF
>>707016305
I'm working a 50+ hour job and broke the lease on my apartment to move back in with my folks. During the day I help my dad, who was diagnosed with 4th stage liver cancer and is just taking it day by day now. I work from 3PM until after midnight.
Not only am I busy at all hours of the night, but I'm also just too fucking drained to bother investing in a relationship at the moment. Prior to my dad's diagnosis, I'd been dating this girl for about 6 months. I didn't wanna bog her down with my problems (and she got a job offer in Chicago, that I didn't want her to pass on for my sake), so I ended it. Didn't tell her why until earlier this year. She called me an idiot but respected my reasoning. We still keep in touch.
Honestly idk why. I am a really good looking guy but I never had a girlfriend. I just work and waste my money on stupid stuff.
>4.5/10
>complete and utter lack of social skills
>even if I could get someone with me in bed, they'd run away from my small dick
Why the hell am I still alive?
Because im way better at being friend zoned, Duh.
>>707025516
Looking means nothing. I look like 9/10 and never had a gf
>>707016305
I determined a long time ago that I am basically unlovable.
im married
ex broke up with me 2 months ago.
It was rough but now I'm back on the scene casually looking.
>>707025516
Maybe the rest is true, but don't sell yourself short on the penis end of things. As long as you don't have a micropenis, you're okay. I mean sure, we'd all love to have the 8 inch throbbing Chad cock, but it won't happen. As long as your penis is over 4 inches erect (4 inches and under when erect is the definition of a micropenis) you are okay man.
Because I failed the first time I tried and realized that being in love is hell when it isn't returned, so I took up wizard training and developed gynophobia. When girls end up trying to talk to me I say weird shit or speak really dull so they can move right along. It's better this way.
>>707016660
Same here.
Best thing to do is not to be interested in some girl.
beacause no girl is interested in me anyways
>>707026250
As most people here boy have social anxiety. Have you tried an antidepressant? It really works.
>>707016305
Because I'm recently single. Not really ready to go back out there yet.
I don't trust any woman I'm sexually interested in, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>707026669
I haven't but I think that's overkill, generally I'm happy and laughing and smiling like a retard a whole lot. It sucks that I'm women repellent but I grew to accept it.
>>707016305
because I fuck it up when I have a good relationship.
I know it's my fault, I look for a type of love that doesn't exist.
>>707018570
Smile more bro. It's some honest advice i got and it truly works. You beat yourself up before anyone else does to avoid the pain. I know how you feel. Let go of your ego and live life before you turn 60 and wish you could have followed my advice.
>>707027112
Antidepressants are not only for depressed people. Depending the dose they will make you more social and talkative. Also if you are obese, prozac decreases your appetite.
Every girl I've been close to in the last 20 years have turned into worthless bipolar junkies, and I'd rather be alone and peaceful
Swore an oath of celebacy before taking back the crusader states.
>>707016980
Living the dream. Nice.
>>707018722
Tru
>>707016305
Because I'm a train wreck and only end up with the relationships I can get being a train wreck... so I quit trying. I got really good at fapping.
>>707016305
I work and go to college. What money I do make I put against the ridiculous cost of tuition and books.
So I don't have the time, money, or energy to maintain a successful relationship, and I feel I owe a significant other more than I could currently offer.
>>707016305
Got sexually abused as teenager, then betrayed by a fiance in college, and the emotional and psychological issues don't help.
It's not that hard to admit. Everyone has problems.
>>707018722
Why the hell do you hate yourself? I mean, I'm a looser and a cunt at all but really can't understand why people do this.
>>707016305
Non-single guy here
If it gives you any hope in finding a girl who loves you. I'm currently dating the girl that used to hate me in high school and I'm a cunt to everyone I meet. She loves me for who I am and she is single-handedly the best thing to ever happen to me, she supports me through everything.
>>707016305
welp, it's probably cuz i'm a massive fucking autist, and i am very bad a friends, and cannot even fathom even playing gf. I also don't want to spend money or time for the equivalent of porn i get on my computer. Sure having that psychical connection is great, but i've heard it gets old after a while. and i'm ugly, yeah it's probably cuz im ugly
>>707016305
oh didnt you hear i just got one not to long ago and i still want to kill myself tbh
>>707029999
woaaaaahhhhhhh
>>707016305
because I am an autistic kontrolfreek how will destroy any girl how false in love with me
>>707018570
Do weights. Grow a beard. You can make up for uggo with muscles. And make up for personality with a beard.
Becuz I fall in love faster than an insect in mating season
I'm gay
>>707026172
You do realize he probably has a 4 inch or smaller dick right?
>>707016305
BECAUSE I WANT TO DATE A CHILD
AND SOCIETY WON'T LET ME FUC-- I MEAN DATE A CHILD
>>707016305
Cause i aint
>>707016305
>because I've been waiting for someone like you to come along
Are you beta faggots so drawn away from humanity that you forgot how to interact with another person? You must really try to be a failure
Because I get scared and panic when a girl approaches me. Let alone me approaching a girl.
Cause i enjoy sex from multiple women
>>707016305
I have a waifu
>>707016305
I love sucking dick bich
>>707031979
Same
Once a woman gets you into a committed relationship you can forget about fucking anyone else, no matter what she says regarding 'open relationships'
Sometimes I think it's just a brute force numbers game. I've got a pretty large network of friends, I'm a student, I have an awesome job, I'm decent looking and I work out, but I just can't seem to find someone who finds me romantically/ sexually attractive. I don't repel women; most of my friends are female, but, despite my confidence and appearance I'm repeatedly reminded of, and despite being a warm person, I have the intimacy appeal of a lamp.
I'm ugly
>>707032292
google lamp porn
>>707032287
I mean im currently fucking a private stripper, no i dont pay her so
>inb4 that
She just gives the best head of all time
I'm gay...
Because in the long run, prostitutes are actually much cheaper.
im too good for anyone
>>707032453
Gay boi
>>707016305
Autist, don't really care about relationships and I am studying math. Not enough time
>>707032372
Did you meet her in a strip club?
All the strippers I've known have been very good at manipulating guys for money, so its good to hear you're not paying her
Because it hurts anon
last night we had a fucking great time
i fucking try to kiss her
>wyd?
i really want to kiss you
>im lesbian
im done
I say that I'm gay but in reality I could've perceive myself having enough confidence that I could bed a beautiful girl.
I.e. a literal manchild
>>707032567
No shes a friend of a friend
And im broke most of the time haha
She makes wayyyyy more than i can
Shes really cool too
Not to girly
Will fart if she has to
Its refreshing really
my dick is too big
>>707032567
Also she drives me around everywhere since i have no car
>>707016305
because I'm too scared to put myself out there and find someone.
>>707020202
chek'd
>>707032913
Dont be nervous, theres a lot of people out there...one is bound to be attracted to you
fuck this thread
fuck all of you
i hate everything
Shit experiences with previous girlfriends has made me bitter and tough. I just fuck girls now.
>>707032838
I've known a lot of girls in the sex industry (hookers and strippers, no porn stars)
A lot of them have major trust issues, and I found that if I didn't fuck them over then they would buy me stuff (nights out, drinks, etc)
>>707016305
Im a closet faggot, i just did a 10$ 3omin skype show with my dildo for a guy.
Im a coward, I'm an asshole and I'm stupid. I ruin everything I touch.
>>707021836
you got any skills bro?
>>707016305
i have erotophobia. i have an irrational fear of vaginas and butt holes. im terrified that one is going to pull me in and im going to be trapped inside a woman for the rest of my life or some kind of monster is going to pop out of her vagina and bite my dick. it sounds funny but its not. im a 29 yo virgin.
>>707033684
have you always had it?
>>707033812
as long as i can remember. started around the time i discovered sexuality at 14
>>707029904
No its not because you are ugly.
It's because you have shit self esteem and autism
>>707016305
Army. Need I say more?
>>707032478
Welcome to the club !
>>14 inch cock
>>200k a year
>>Active Trump supporter
>>Premium 4chan Gold Account
Bitches waiting for me to grab em by the pussy,
i can do anything.
I literally hate women and cannot stand being in their company for an extended period of time.
I hate listening to their bullshit. They're constantly selfish, self absorbed and narcissistic. They offer nothing to the world except their well worn fuck holes. Without those fuck holes the vast majority of the men on the planet would not give a fuck about them.
>>707016305
The girl i like and wanna fuck is unfortunately one of my close friends ex's so im stuck choosing what do to do
>>707016305
I'm aromantic so I don't seek anything more than sexual relationships.
>>707016305
My wife won't let me
>>707034006
teach me how to be alpha like trump
>>707018965
Just do it, I've asked out one girl before and it's working pretty well, going on two years. You can do it, saying nothing will get you nothing
My cousin chase's away any girl I bring around because she sleep walks and somehow ends up in my bed so they think something is going on between us.
>>707024801
You sound like a stand up guy anon, I hope things work out for you and your family
>>707034148
youre a man right? when in doubt follow black mens example.
>>707016305
Cause im a pussy and too god damn scared to talk to girls
>>707019392
My girl only gets upset like once a month for 10 minutes. Just gotta keep tryin
>>707034018
>I literally hate women and cannot stand being in their company for an extended period of time.
>I hate listening to their bullshit. They're constantly selfish, self absorbed and narcissistic. They offer nothing to the world except their well worn fuck holes. Without those fuck holes the vast majority of the men on the planet would not give a fuck about them.
Lets flip that around:
I literally hate men and cannot stand being in their company for an extended period of time.
I hate listening to their bullshit. They're constantly selfish, self absorbed and narcissistic. They offer nothing to the world except their flaccid fuck sticks. Without those fuck sticks the vast majority of the women on the planet would not give a fuck about them.
Men and women are no better than each other
because i prefer to pay upfront
>>707019560
> I'm not gay but 20 bucks are 20 bucks
I don't have a job anymore and for the last week been staying home playing computer games with glorious graphics. Haven't dated in about 7 or 8 months now but I have this girl who is objectively a 3 or 4/10 with a child. She is skinny, has no ass or breasts or chin and isn't below average on intelligence so conversation with her is basic. I want a gf to love and grow old with but I also value my independence and I seem to only attract women with mental problems. I've always been told I'm a 7/10 and possibly an 8 or 9/10 if I exercise,eat healthy, sleep well and dress well. I'm starting to realize I just have a loner personality. I could literally go months without having basic social interactions and not have it bother me one bit. This spell is usually broken when a friend invites me to a party. I'm a hermit. Fuck
>>707033319
Oh shes tried but im more independent
>>707016660
yep nailed it
>>707034277
>Men and women are no better than each other
Butt blasted cunt detected.
>>707034215
Nah man. If my wife would be a cuckeean or some shit like that. Shit would be CASH.
But even tho' I wanna fuck sluts, I love my wife more.
So if she's not in it, I'm not doing it.
>>707034277
"Men and women are no better than each other"
Ayyyyyyyyy white knight
>>707016305
Don't care much to pursue a relationship.
>>707016660
this
anyone that spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable.
i must defeat the saracens and reply to posts or my mom and sister wive will die in their sleep tonight
>>707034503
you must not know. you can tell women what they like and they will obey you if you train them right.
>>707034039
Fucking as your friend if it's cool. How long were they together and how long ago did they break up?
>>707034494
but haven't women also contributed at least half of their genetic/parental well being for said future generations?
>inb4 reddit
I mean hating women is one thing, but completely dismissing their contribution to heterocentric european society as a whole is another.
>>707034809
Then agree and stop being autistic
I cannot hold a conversation and I look like a fucking goblin, also short as fuck but muscular
Because I drink too much. Because I don't make enough money. Because I still fuck my ex girlfriend. Because I am awkward. Because I stopped going to the gym. Because I work 60 hours a week and go to school. But mostly because I'm a ginger.
>>707016305
Because women are horrible bitches who only date assholes, plus the Jew-controlled media keeps brainwashing them with black porn and turning them into whores who only date blacks, there is no point in trying to meet women anymore, they'll just cheat on you or divorce you and take all your money and then accuse you of rape. #MGTOW
lol jk it's mostly because I'm a fat weeaboo who never attempts to have meaningful interactions with people.
>>707035180
pull yerself up by yer bootstraps son, that's not nearly enough to score a proper woman, son
>>707016305
Because I am fat, ugly, stupid, and worthless. People get tired of having me in their lives even as a friend and move on. I am waiting for the last of my friends to ditch me... then I'll probably live alone with a dog for companionship for a bit before killing myself.
>>707035180
>But mostly because I'm a ginger.
UNLEASH THE RED FURY
NO WOMAN CAN RESIST IT
>>707033917
how am i supposed to have high self esteem, if every girl i meet tries to ignore me, or just laughs me off?
>>707016305
1 I'm ugly
2 I'm picky, not a very good combination is it?
>>707016305
because I think about approaching girls I like and how I would do it, I build up confidence and get myself ready
but when it comes to it my mind reminds me how I look, deprives me of all confidence and makes me retreat in the last moment
this + I'm afraid the conversation will go places where I'll be stuck and have nothing to say triggering anxiety and making me look like an idiot nobody wants to talk to.
I'm not bad looking, well I don't really know, on pictures I see myself as depressingly ugly but in the mirror I look decent and can't figure out for the life of me which one is real, because both look different. I also think it may be a psychological thing that makes me see myself as worse than I really am and I can't figure it out, if only I had a 100% correct, real answer I would build up the courage to talk to girls and actually go through with it...
I dont have a girlfriend because all the girls in my office are weird, they are always looking at me with a creepy smile
>>707035308
>>707035349
Mind you, I still do fuck my ex. Just nowhere near frequent enough to call a gf, or for her to stay long enough that it feels real.
> How do you tell a girl you love, that loves you, that you don't want to fuck her anymore because you want more than sex?
>>707034979
Butt blasted cunt detected.
>>707016305
I'm SouthAmerican
>>707034979
the alt-right is an amazing tool of the modern man
it allows them to hate woman while still holding her on to the sanctity the postmodern sanctified """holy""" being
>>707035675
yeah, nice bud, not like any woman has ever rejected procreating with you ever, right?
a true alpha amongst sheep here, right?
>>707018371
I second this.
I don't have a gf because I'm a strip club DJ, but I also have no trouble getting laid tho. So I got that going for me, which is nice
I stammer
have no idea how to talk to people outside school/work related things
average looks, starting to get fat tho
don't love myself
can i get a (you)? im so lonely.
>>707024801
Do what you need to do man. I wouldn't 100% knock possible romances out of the equation just yet. Gf I have now is a full time student and I work 6 day weeks whilst being the main caretaker of my little brother. I maybe busy up the wazoo but when I do see my gf, it's a moment of peace.
>>707035838
Do you fuck any of the girls you work with, or does this cause problems?
>>707035933
Have a cute texan, on the house
>>707036050
Only one at a time, and always with no strings attached until they get fired or quit. Thankfully the girls have a high turnover rate and I always bang out the rookies, never fuck a pro. No way in hell I would date a stripper, they're all bat shit crazy
>>707035733
Butt blasted cunt detected.
>>707016305
They all leave sooner or later and I just can't make anything last no matter how hard I try.
>>707016305
working on it right now.
I'm a Sociopath
>>707036290
plenty of dudes at the texas roadhouse I work at have dated strippers; all have the same exact sentiments as you. They all have daddy issues, just keep leading them on with sweet nothings until you're ready to let go.
They won't expend the energy into following you (unless you've had a kid with them) at which point abandon all hope or run far away.
>>707036649
yeah man keep posting them MsPaint documents, you'll convince many /pol/ack virgins with them.
>get hit on by 6/10's constantly, but dont want
>Meet 8/10 once in a while
>Fuckboys hitting on her all the time
>Try to talk to her without having to push fuckboys away, doesnt really work
>Get denied when i ask her out later obv.
Well, fuck.
>>707033857
Psychologist here! Pretty easy to treat actually, prolonged exposure treatment in the company of a therapist should fix you right up.
because i'm a useless piece of shit that don't go outside.
>>707036913
Prime example if why you always wrap it before you tap it. Having a kid with a stripper will make the rest of your life a living hell
>>707016305
because I like to be fucked, not do the fucking.
>>707016305
no excuses just too beta to talk to girls properly when im sober
no money , old , no money , fat , no money , ugly , no money , personality like warboy from madmax and no money
>>707037669
This is America, you don't have money you go out and make more fucking money
>>707037237
so basically all i need is a bunch of money and ill be fine? thats... thats great.
>>707018371
Copypasta John?
>>707037328
amen brother
>>707016305
I have a trans girl friend
>>707037894
No, you literally just need to be within sight distance of a the source of your fear for a prolonged period of time... After a period of time has elapsed and nothing had actually happened to you, your brain will realize ''oh, this is actually not dangerous''.
I recommend the company of a therapist to help oversee you, and give you a feeling of safety. Since the most difficult part is getting you to remain for a prolonged period of time.
>>707037999
i'm a little short fat as fuck frog, no one wants my tadpoles
>>707037857
the internet is America? I must have missed the memo.
I'm just playing my cards right
I'm just waiting, trying to meet all kinds of new people until there's a good ol girl that likes me as much as I like her.
>>707038234
make them <i>want</i> your tadpoles anon
>>707038110
who, WHO i ask you, is going to offer up there vagina to me so me and a few therapists can sit around staring into it? i couldnt possibly begin to even make up a more awkward and terrible situation. im not trying to be a cunt i appreciate the help but that sounds awful in every way. no fucking thanks m8
>>707016305
my wife won't let me :(
>>707038684
This isn't awkward at all, there are many models and strippers who would happily do this for a modest fee. Also this shouldn't and usually doesn't phase your therapist. This is our job, we're here to help you. But first you have to make the leap, and decide to help yourself.
>>707016305
shy and low self esteem knowing its for no fucking reason but still cant manage to overcome it
Basically just terrified of people getting close to me.
>>707038426
You missed the Gangster reference beta
Because I'm too busy spinning plates to stick with just one. Why settle for one when you can have more than one?
>>707016305
because I don't trust myself enough.
>sometimes I'll get along with people just fine, have a proper conversation and project that "cool" image
>sometimes I get caught off guard and act like a retard, my face goes red and it takes me a long time to calm myself down and realize that I need to chill out, but I can't because I keep thinking of how retarded I must've looked just a few moments ago
I can never tell which side of me is gonna show up when i talk to people so I tend to avoid conversations unless it's someone i actually know for a decent length of time
>>707016305
>becouse im so dead inside the only things i feel are:
-anger
-taste
-temperature
>>707028166
>they will make you more social and talkative.
that's what beer is for.
>>707039628
he's trying to help you
>>707029460
pink glasses. she will start hating you again and then you will drown your sorrow in alcohol for a week or 2 and find out that single life is so much better than being responsible for a woman.
hey psychologist i have a question for you. how does a pedophile seek help for it if he can't risk exposing himself for fear of... stuff
>>707016305
I have already accepted that we're all gonna die someday and finding someone wont fix the mentality I have of someday dying; preferably sooner rather than later.
>>707039628
Amen brother
because the majority of girls are vapid bitches who need a daddy not a man
i just fuck and leave em
>>707038633
nice dubs anon
>>707016305
I have more red blotches on my face, than a pepperoni Pizza.
>be me
>spend time to get along with a girl
>we are getting cool, invited her on a date
>went in a nice elegant restaurant, very fancy
>wasted cash for gas and food
>repeat this get in a relationship
>"you know anon I dont wanan fuck till marriage"
>mfw
>tell her to fuck off
since then I am going to the prostitues I cant believe there are guys that still waste time and money on a gf when u can just go and fuck
>>707034277
lost
>>707026769
You got it!
>>707016305
Beause I cheated on my ex and she left
>>707016305
I'm terrible at sex
>>707018570
Get a haircut and start working out
Because I dont need one. I have my right hand
>>707016305
Because I am surrounded by ugly girlz
>>707016305
Girls don't want me.
Because I'm married to an awesome beautiful cynical girl. Who also hates all the girly shit like shoes and jewelry and flowers and people. I don't need to cheat because if we /she finds a hot girl that's down we fuck her together. She has given me 2 blonde haired blue eyed boys and has her shit together with a good career.
>>707042222
you lucky barstuard
also nice quads
>>707041790
>>707041790
lmfao
Because she cheated on me. :(
>>707042222
Why can't I have that
Cause I broke up with her cause shes 5 years younger than me and annoy af.
>>707042222
Complete fiction.
Why are you trying to impress strangers on the internet? This isn't Reddit.
>>707016305
I'm an un-lovable cunt that's terrified of intimacy
>>707037857
cool story nigger but i dont live in usa
>>707016305
I don't have a girlfriend because I can't live with another person.
My whole life is centered around me. I'm stubborn and selfish. Everything at my place is exactly the way I want it. I couldn't even share the remote with another person. I'd get mad when my towels are hanging in the wrong position. I'd freak out if I had to wait for her, for example when getting to work etc etc
>>707016305
I don't care anymore. I still think girls are hot but I have no chance with any of them. It's pointless to dream of pursuing one tomantically.
>>707016660
Yup, this.
>>707016305
I do have one, shes just a whiny cunt though and burns my head out constantly wanting shit
>>707018570
No joke, no homo: if you work out, grow a beard and let your hair grow a little you will be a 9/10 masculine man.
Because I am married..
>>707018570
Get a Les Paul, a Telecaster never got anyone laid.
>>707016305
Too busy with video games.
>>707016305
Ive stoppen trying after my toothdecay kicked in and I lost visible teeth. When I smile its just the worst sight cus I miss 2
>>707021115
That's no reason
i'm psychopath
No one has time for shit like that nigga lol
>>707016305
I'm fat, old and my looks got buried under my weight and age.
>>707016305
Because i dont want to financially support another human being, at least not yet. And i am not interested in sex really at least not at the moment. If i ever do in near future, then ill just throw a grand at the best slut i can find and get done with the buisness... Im 22 now, never had sex or a girlfriend, not because i cant but because i dont give a fuck at the moment im too busy setting up my life. Give me 5 more years
>>707045771
This is me too... and also i dont like to think for another person and women as we know are dumb as fuck
>>707016305
Crippling fear of hurting others.
>>707016305
I have nothing to offer. I don't have a lot of money and I have a probably smaller than average cock. I'm overweight but I lost weight and was looking pretty good. One two girls were interested in me, one was a married woman and the weighed close to 400 lbs. I'm not interesting and I can't hold a conversation to save my life. when I started drinking real heavily, I thought it would bring out a better personality but I turned into a stumble bum clown that everybody laughed at. I'm just completely fucked up all around. I seriously just want to die. My hopes, dreams, and life are FUBAR
>>707045771
>implying a woman won't have a job and her own money
That's a piss poor excuse
>>707016305
Because, due to constant propaganda by the fashion industry and advertising and entertainment industries, i am not able to accept a girlfriend who does not look like a beautiful model. The problem is, that i cant get a girlfriend like that, because im too ugly. so i prefer to be on my own, rather than with a girl who is a 5/10 at best. I wouldnt be able to sleep with her nor love her. My life has to be like a Hollywood movie, i can only love and fuck a 9/10. I cant bring myself to love a girl who is ugly. But thats what being brought up on hollywood movies, and fashion ads does to your brain. so....forever alone.
>>707024050
That's the way to go
Because I'm a fat, worthless, sack of shit.
>Because I have a permanent trust issues with everyone just for the fact that they're human, and so, they're entities that will never get share my mind, and neither will I with them.
>I've come to the realization that I can only feel actual sexual attraction to the point of fucking with women whom I feel at least a minimun level of bonding and caring. So, no random hook ups or prostitutes.
>I'm not /fit/ even tho I have natural charisma to the point of making new friends without even fucking wanting of trying.
>I'm not used to have a verbal filter, which I use to mask my insecurities and synthomps of depression with bulgar and grotesque humour.
>I browse 4chan everyday.
>>707046781
We broke up less than a month ago
Lasted like 6 months
Was myfirst serious relationship
I'm not ready for that again. I really loved her.
>>707021836
You sound like a good friend to have
I have no sex drive at all im 20 its sad but I have almost no desire exept a few spurratic streaks to have sex it just doesnt bother me, it just seems like something people do as a social trophy always saw it that way, sex is not that good to me and Im finally not ashamed to say I dont care if I have a gf or not
>>707016305
the girl I have loved the most during my life doesn't want me back. didn't cheat on her neither did she, but she just doesnt love me anymore.
>>707016305
I like dix
>>707016305
cuz... there will always be someone better than me...
I refuse to deal with the drama that comes with it. Give me video games, a cat, and some good friends, an I'm happy.
>>707016305
ive been with the same woman for going on 7 years now
>>707045176
this gave me a good hearty morning chuckle
everyone knows I'm a sex offender
>>707016912
What're you fucking gay?