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Hey /b/ ask a 12 year old 4channer anything

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ ask a 12 year old 4channer anything
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Why you pretend to be a 12 yearold
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>>707016173
Mods ban this child.
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>>707016318
Because i am
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>>707016173
How long till you get banned?
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get out kid this website is 18+
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How are you not banned?
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>>707016412
i won't. The 18+ rule is just for show.
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Are you a topkek?
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>>707016173
Nice try FBI
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>>707016505
True
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I don't believe you are 12
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>>707016470
Because mods dont bother banning mobileposters since they can always reset the ip
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What's your favorite tendie dipping sauce?
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>>707016592
Even better.
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iOS or Android?
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>>707016642
I like ketchup the most
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>>707016173
More angie varona faggot
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>>707016173
Can you even timestamp?
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>>707016741
Of course ios. iPhones are the best looking phones
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>>707016582
Kek
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>>707016834
No i wont timestamp
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>>707016850
Please go fuck yourself and then go walk into a ditch.
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>>707016173
inb4 ban
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>>707016173
Lmao

Hoping newfags don't actually fall for this
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More pics bitch. You fake af
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>>707016979
Make me fuckface
>>707017101
Nothing will happen. Resetting my iphone's IP takes 10 seconds
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>>707016850
Nice try M8
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I use to bait the same way
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>>707017319
Then what
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>>707017293
What does a homescreen prove? Im said phone. do you have any reading skills?
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>>707016173
Let's pretend for one moment you aren't full of shit and we're buying into your little game. I have a question:

Is that your older sister cause she looks legal.
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>>707017427
How about you try to prove that the iPhone is the best and most beautiful phone? Being mainstream does not make it good
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Now we know you live in the Pacific time zone. See if we can reference that pic and find who you are
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>>707017541
Yes shes my older sister.
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>>707017660
;)
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>>707016173
Who is your favorite rapper and why is it Macklemore?
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>>707017541
Newest of new fags detected
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Search that pic
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>>707017773
Nice trips
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>>707017675
Excellent. Provide the noods or noob the fuck right on out of here please.
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>>707017660
Good luck. You'll need it
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do you like video games
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What's it like to have a dick, lol?
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>>707017773
Cuz thriftshop
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>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>still falling for this bait
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>>707016173
What does being a virgin feel like, I forgot.
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>>707017779
Oldest of sarcasm lost on your dumb fuck ass
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>>707017773
this is what my fav rap sounds like
https://youtu.be/M8Q3biLhW_0
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TFW OP can't prove how iPhone is better
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http://www.byroncrawford.com/2014/01/2013-the-year-in-angie-varonas-instagram.html
Not your sister, but nice try.
>>707017675
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>>707017868
Yes i like call of duty, team fortress 2 and overwatch
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>>707018172
Try Paladins
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>>707018053
Iphones are obviously better how do you want me to prove it? Its the most expensive phone right now
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How's Disney Channel these days?
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>>707018143
Ty for that. Was waiting for it lol
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>>707018266
>most expensive
>better

Gtfo
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>>707018308
I dont watch disney. They're for kids.
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nice try
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>>707018359
>most expensive
>bought by Apple sheep
>shitty phone

Gtfo
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http://1mut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/60s-spiderman-meme-collection-1mut.com-12.jpg
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>>707018359
Youre just too poor
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Hi /b/ ask this 12 year old's mother any questions.
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Was looking at some articles and uh

>g company
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>>707018489
Because youre poor
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>>707016173
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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>>707018609
Im still here. U mad?
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>>707018537
Yea I got one. Can you fuck off?
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>>707018576
Cause I'm not a Apple sheep dumbfuck
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>>707018775
Thats what you tell yourself because youre too poor for an iphone
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>>707018576
Expensive things are not always better though.

You can get an Android phone that preforms as well or better than the newest iPhone for half the price.

Also ew no headphone jack
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>>707018676
Hey /b/ I'm this 12 year old's dad, you got a problem with me pal? you can ask me anything.
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>>707018842
I just don't get my mommy to buy it for me
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>>707018842
How do you milk a sheep? Release a new iPhone.
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>>707018923
Hello Mr dumbfuck. Say hello to your wife for me
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>>707019033
newfag detected
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>>707018895
0.4 seconds of speed wont make a difference to me when the iphone looks so much better than any android phone
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>>707019146
>still insists on taking bait
okay, good night everyone.
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>>707016173
Reported
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>>707019175
No jack. That's pretty fkin stupid looking
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>>707019245
Well its not going to make a difference. So fuck you
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>>707019175
If by "looks better" you mean you HAVE to use Apple's style, and you can't customize anything but the wallpaper and icon arrangemet, then you're obviously a sheep.
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>>707019309
T R I G G E R E D
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>>707019261
My parents will buy wireless earphones when theyre out. No wires means no hassles. This only proves iphones are better. Using wires is stupid
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>>707016613
That's not true I get b& for literally nothing weekly.
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I'm a newfag.
Still not derping into this.
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>>707016173
Show us your bum hole
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I started coming on here when I was 12 also, now im 19.

Nothing gets better
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Gtfo!!! Banned
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>>707019477
They already exist dumbfuck, they're just not made by Apple.

Good trolling 10/10 IGN
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>>707016850
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>>707019374
By looking better i mean he phone not the homescreen, idiot. I already said he homescreen makes no difference. Homescreens are stupid. Why do think homescreen=the phone itself? Dumbfuck
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>>707019608
Apple airpods are better
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>>707018661
>I'm mad, u still here
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>>707019629

Please take a moment to think.

If your phone looks beautiful, but your home screen looks like shit, then your phone definetly sucks.

And you can change homescreens on Android, you just don't know how.
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>>707019526
Well im still here.
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>>707019721

You wouldn't know because you're a biased iSheep.
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>>707019866
Homescreens are stupid. How a phone looks and feels on your hand is much better and the iphone is the best looking phone of all
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>>707016173
tits or gtfo
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>>707016173
Tits or gtfo
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>>707019987
Theyre so good that apple removed the headphone jack. So i know its very good
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>>707020066
>>707020058
Go look at naked girls on google
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>>707020049

Hmm, by that logic, a laptop is good if it feels good on your lap, and it doesn't need to work.

A home screen is the hub for everything, so your phone would be almost useless without one.
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>>707016173
pedophile circle jerk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy9qPosPb8w
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>>707016173
iPhone doesn't even have a back button LOL. IPhone peasant can't even get access to their phones files, you only get limited access with a trash program. Your retarded phone even only let's you download .mp4 videos Haha step up
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>>707020123
The main reason they removed it is actually so they could make more money by selling their AirPods.
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>>707020190
Except the iphone has a homescreen and a laptop isnt for your laps just because its a laptop. Stupid fuck.
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>>707020361
Who cares about those useless features. Android phones are ugly and stupid.
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>>707020397
???
You can use your laptop on your laps, especially if you travel. Android also has a homescreen, please do get to the point.
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>>707020376
Because the airpods are good
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>>707020541
>ugly and stupid

Wat
At least on Android you can install new homescreen launchers.
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>>707020541
awwww you salty?? galaxy looks so much smoother and fresher than your boring phone step up and we are superior in every way our cameras look crispy clean and yours is dim and dark haha stay mad
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>>707020551
But a laptop isnt for your laps you fucking retard you can also put them on a table. Use your brain. The point is iphones are the best phones in the world
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>>707020770
No offence but Samsung is like the Apple of Android until you root the phone.
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>>707020746
Cheap phone by a chinese company
Ahahhahahhahha. Apple is an american company with american ideas.
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>>707020812
Why the fuck is it called a LAPtop then? If it wasn't meant to be used on your laps at all, then they would sticker to desktops.
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>>707020945
Bruh just because its American doesn't mean its good.

>My pure GMO food comes from America! It must be good!
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>>707017773
cuz shit it was 99 cents
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>>707019887
>Well im still here.
>>707019887
That just means yoy haven't posted a bannable pic yet.

P.S. She doesn't have any tits to post, because she's a 40 yo man.

She can't even post her "mom's" tits, because her "mom" is his 45 year old supervisor, who's also a man. Or an ugly as fuck chick.

Oh, and my dirty diapers look better than her iPhone, make clearer calls, runs twice as many apps, and smells better too.
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>>707020830
you admit that they're the same?? Galaxy is completely superior to IPhone in every way and it especially looks much cooler and smart people who doesn't hop on bandwagons get them
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>>707016173
im 12 and what is this
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>>707016173
Go to sleep Josh, and stop failing school
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>>707019721
>Apple airpods are better
No such animal mister.
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>>707021168
It is better, but what I mean is that Samsung likes to load their phones up with bloatware and make hundreds of Samsung only accessories.

When you think of Android, you think of Samsung.
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>>707021094
Better than chinese phones idiot
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>>707021375
Samsung is a Korean company.

Asia is more advanced in technology than us.
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>>707016173
Why hasn't this thread been saged? Oh wait....
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>>707021455
Theyre more advanced at cheap labour
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>>707021168
>>707021359
Also, Android itself is an operating system, with its own default launcher. Manufacturers add their own launchers and stuff. (Home screens)
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>>707021375
Apple is so innovative you guys don't need to have both 3.7mm and a charger port. Fucking faggot's, android has them both
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>>707021513
Sure they are...
I think you mean India.
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>>707021628
Why don't they remove volume buttons and the speaker next?
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>>707021654
I mean samaung
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Boooring!
Ta!
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>>707021375
your phone is chinese. It was manufactured at foxconn factory, by people who are treated like slaves, just like every other phone in existence.
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>>707021732
Samaung is not a country or a company.

Samsung is a company, but not a country.
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>>707021791
So? At least it looks better and isnt made of plastic like yours
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>>707021732
>samsung is bad because they use cheap labor
apple is notorious for using cheap, and sometimes slave, labor to make their products.
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>>707021711
That's a great idea!! Who even uses the speakers??
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>>707016173
MODS
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>>707021973
So? Their phones are still he best
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>>707021855
I see people crack their iPhone screens in one hit, while I've dropped all my Android phones at least once, and they haven't cracked.

Heard of the Droid Turbo 2? It's the world's first shatterproof phone. And it runs on Android.
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>>707022067
Only stupid people drop their phones anyway
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>>707022130
What kind of logic is that?
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>>707021855
it isn't made of pllastic, mind you. I also have much more freedom and customizability. If I want to make an app for it, I don't have to pay jews to sell it for me, and most of all, I'm not restricted to the app store for all of my apps. Function over form
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>>707022045
not even. They break easily, they have so many restrictions, and they last like 2 years before they're useless.
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>>707021628
>Apple is so innovative you guys don't need to have both 3.7mm and a charger port.

Actually, there's no reason to have ANY physical connectors at all, except for fast file transfers, any MAYBE superfast charging. All phones and tablets should use wireless charging by now. Both my Androids and Apples do it. And my toothbrush has done it for over 10 years!

Physical ports are weak spots on all the devices that have them.
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This is what I think of when I read this thread
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>>707022338
I can think of a few reasons, like for Android Hacking. You need a USB port to use ADB and flash stuff. Same for developers.
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>>707017828
nice autism
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>>707020945
>>707021094
>reminder that apple is actually pumped out of a third world country because it wants to evade tax
>reminder that apple is diamond studded pile of shit in terms of phone
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>>707022380
kek
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>>707022600
Reminder you're just a hater
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>>707022600
True

>>707022596

Topkek
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>>707022675
>reminder that your lack of a response to my post stating that non apple phones function much better than the apple ones proves that I won the argument
git fucked op
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>>707021711
>Why don't they remove volume buttons and the speaker next?

Great Idea! After that they cab get rid of that super-anoying screen. But keep the touch surface!

Why? Because it's better that way!

Prove that it's not!

Protip: you can't!
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>>707022338
Apple isn't that innovative to learn how to wirelessly charge, everyone knows that. Unless you count putting it in the microwave, that works every time, you should try it.
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>>707022675
>oh your a haturrer I'm op and I can't come up with a reasonable argument so I resort to insults
Just admit you lost, op.
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>>707022963
Set the date to 1970/1/1

Won't brick your phone at all
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>tfw a 12 year old can get 160 replies
>tfw I can't even get one in any of the threads I post
feels bad man
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>>707022511
>hacking
No offence, but I'm pretty sure you can manage that with an SD card. So you don't need an opening in the case that allows dirt, water, (and considering where we are) splooge inside the phone.
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>>707023501
>tfw a 12 year old has more in a phone then i have in my bank account
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>>707016173
i a 5chun mod i ban u if no 179 + m8 fuk of
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If you are underage on this website don't announce it.
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>>707023513
You could, but for ADB and flashing you need a USB transfer cable. Also, no dirt gets into my ports, so idk.
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>>707022963
>Apple isn't that innovative to learn how to wirelessly charge
Of course not! I had to swap out the battery and replace it with a smaller one and the receiver myself.

The fact that an end user was able to niggerrig their phone only emphasizes how pathetic it is that Apple can't manage it themselves!
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>>707016613
I have gotten banned multiple times for avoiding my ban, never tired to /b/ just always worked
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>>707023501
Nobody cares what you think man.

A fake 12 year old though, we all can barely stop rubbing our manclits long enough to say something mean!

So which is worse? Everyone trying to get you to suicide? Or getting ignored to death?
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>>707017293
What's the Google widget? I don't have that, and I'm on Nougat. Help me out someone please.
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>>707024894
Search Pixel Launcher and install both apks as system apps using Link2SD
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>>707025031
Thanks pal!
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>>707016850
>IOS
Yep, he's 12
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