new dick size thread to replace the old one:
**dated photos only please**
starting with me...
are you bigger than me?
are you smaller than me?
i get off on both. let's see those dicks /b
>>707014848
I'd let you pound me op
>>707015305
can I see your ass?
>>707014848
That's a handsome Cock, OP.
What's your girth?
>>707015318
what's up with the percentile differences for the 5.75 column between the three studies?
>>707015692
all 3 studies agree that the vast majority of men are in the 5-6" range.
I think within that range a lot are concentrated right around 5.5", so depending on how many guys you measure for the study, & luck of the draw, you end up with a lot of uncertainty in that range.
>>707015692
read it this way: if you are 5.75", you are perfectly average & have nothing to worry about :)
7"
>>707016163
Prove it. Date & ruler.
>>707015747
Femanon here. Dicks that have tiny little heads like that creep me the fuck out.
>>707016163
Legit thought your dick was purple for a second. I was worried
>>707015318
I....I don't know how to read this :(
What do the percentages mean?
Guess the length & girth
Measuring from the side makes your dick seem longer
>>707016521
% of guys equal to or smaller than that length/girth
>>707016581
nice cock. take one with today's date please?
>>707016603
Thanks man.
>>707015747
>>707016399
agreed. this is kinda a weird-looking dick.
>>707016731
where do you rank?
vs ps4
>>707016708
I can't be fucked doing that right now (already fapped twice today) but compare my hand and tablet.
>>707017076
nice - you are the first confirmed bigger cock than mine ive gotten in 2 or 3 times of trying this.
literally 100 dudes have claimed 7+, no one's shown it but you
>>707016817
I'm as average as they come erect (5.75). I'm one inch over the girth average though (~5.50).
>>707017522
What's up dick bro
>>707017076
>>707017334
as a guy with a smaller-end dick -- this whole interaction is really hot for some reason
>>707017522
can I see that?
as you can see from OP, I'm 6.75 to 7" and 5.5" girth -- so i'm curious to see your equally girthy cock
>>707017905
*drool* ruler & date plz?
>>707016581
Fucking this
Measure from the top you fucking pussys
>>707016581
so since our cocks seemingly both bend down, it is actually longer if you measure it from the top vs from the side. this argument makes no sense anon
>>707016046
>>707017522
>>707017692
im what they call perfectly average at 6" --- not sure what you 5.75" guys are talking about
>>707018316
everyone knows you measure from the anus
>>707018316
Are you sure about that?
>>707018874
you're impaling yourself with that ruler.
>>707018933
You can use whatever argument you like, the way you're supposed to measure is from the top.
>>707018933
official measurement is with the ruler pressed, fat people would be at a disadvantage otherwise.
>>707019230
lol, by your ridiculous measuring standards, i'm huge...
also, fat people should have a disadvantage, IMO.
>>707018874
>>707017905
how many quarters can you guys fit?
>>707019476
I don't personally agree with the fat press things which is why I like the tailors tape. I think you're obviously big and you didn't claim a size in your op.
It was more of a general statement that people can use the side angles to make their sick seem longer. Yours was very clear though.
>>707019725
I'm Australian amerifriend sorry
>>707019906
do Australian cocks hide in their pouches like baby kangaroos?
>>707016534
that shit is fat
>>707020127
can I see yours? I like skinny dicks
>>707020006
Anon chill I'm not starting a pissing contest especially considering I already posted.
>>707019787
>>707016581
Only about 5.5" girth but solid 8" length
>>707020280
o sorry - i thought i was just making a witty australian joke -- did not mean to offend -- i do like coaxing dicks out of pouches...
>>707017905
I want you to fuck my girlfriend
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>707020441
Damn my bad anon
>>707014848
Inch smaller here!
>>707020419
great cock. I love the comparison
>>707020753
do a girth one -- you've got the tape right there!
>>707015900
Would you let me?
>>707020775
6 inches might be stretching it for you
>>707014848
get circumcised
>>707020906
lol is your pic named DP for a reason? I'm not sure we'd both fit at the same time
>>707020978
get lost, jealous little dick boy
>>707015318
that was a nice confidence boost.
>>707021015
It's named DP for dick pic.
m y d i c k vs . t u m b l r . c o m
>>707020848
That was taken a while back, I'm 5.25-5 50" in girth though, nothing too crazy
>>707021246
haha yeah i could tell you were about my girth or a bit smaller (5.5 here) --- but i actually was pointing to the big dicked australian dude when I was asking for girth
>>707020978
This.
>>707015318
all these big dicks are disheartening..
please can someone post more average dicks:
>>707015212
>>707018436
>>707020775
>>707021617
mfw my dick is this sized.
>>707021740
post yours! will give me some sanity
>>707021418
That was the aussie dude, I'm the one you compared to and after measuring now I'm at 5.25
>>707021865
ah - youve got an awesome dick, man
Like?
>>707022055
yes! length & girth?
>>707020848
I love these comaparisons --- posting a similar one -- anyone else got any?
>>707021854
>Old school fag
No phone or ruler.
>>707015212
get circumcised
>>707016534
get circumcised
>>707016581
get circumcised
>>707016581
plz get circumcised
>>707023179
>>707023230
>>707023252
>>707023317
we've got a tiny dick in the house!
>>707018874
jesus christ get circumcised
>>707023252
>>707023317
But I like my foreskin.
>tfw you don't get hate posted bc your dick is circumsized
thanks angry anon
any more dicks /b (all shapes, sizes, and cuts)? that's what i'm here for...
>>707014848
>>707023621
i chose to be circumcised at 18, i ask you to because i know it is better
im not angry i just want whats best for your cock
>>707023803
ruler (or any known object) & date?
>>707024018
nice cock!
4.75"? am i close?
>>707022116
About 6.5 inches length wise. Never measured girth actually
>>707024093
Close enough last I checked it was 5 inches. Thanxs
>>707024157
lol... you say yours is 6.5" (>>707022055), and I'm looking at OP's which is 7" at best (>>707014848)... i'm just not buying it
>>707024157
I'd guess around 6" girth
>>707024357
there is nothing to compare to and it seems like a bad angle, can't really say anything for either side until proof
so far tonight we've had 2 confirmed/dated pictures of 7" dicks... out of ~100 posts... seems about right.
>>707014848
>>707020419
So all these sizes are bone pressed?
Cause when I say my size i dont include my fat pad.
Idk wouldn't it be that like cheating?
why do dicks look so big on pics? I'm 17cm or 6.7" 16yo. Will I grow
My dick is average af. It's about 7 inches and like 4.75 girth.
sometimes I think I'm too think but whatever it is what it is. Ppl seem to enjoy it just fine
not sure what my size is but r8 i guess
7''x6'' have massive hands. will post measuring tape if youre that picky about it. maybe not because I dont care that much. would you suck it though?
>>707024713
Ill write your moms name on my cock
>>707024813
thin***
>>707024739
i think the chart is bone pressed size... which is crazy because the 7"+ dicks in here are not even pressing in the fat pad
>>707024813
yeah thats our first pencil dick of the thread
>>707024713
You forgot one
>>707016581
>>707017076
>>707024833
extremely similar to OP - do bring out the measuring tape please, and then I'll let you know if I'll suck it
bump
>>707024929
OK, 3 out of 100 men on 4chan have a 7"+ dick -- we match the chart almost exactly... somewhere between study 2 & 3.
>>707015318
>>707014848
Jeezus, you dumb mother fucker!
You don't measure from the fucking pubic bone you dumb fuck!
As if you could stick it in a women past your pubic bone (and off the side you measure it too--not even the middle, where the bone sticks out more)
You measure from underneath from where the scrotum begins.
Your also pushing it in, so double lol.
Why not just cut another inch off that lil kiddie ruler too?
cheat much?
Lol
Your cock is about 5"
Also, triple lol because your cock is fucking disgusting.
Wtf with hat ugly sideways veiny shit and that irregular cockeyed flappy skin?
Women must be repulsed by you.
They undoubtedly laugh behind your back.
How funny that you come on here posting a pic you are apparently proud of.
What a fucking loser you must be.
>>707025333
get circumcised m8
>>707025724
This is what jelly looks like.
Pretty much the best way to spot the small-dicks.
>>707025724
i count 5 inches between the "1" and the "6" on that ruler... how insecure are you, man?
>>707025724
let me guess -- this guy's cock is around 5"
>>707024821
heres a webm
r8 m8
>>707026164
moar of this
>>707026320
shit you actually want more?? Im flattered. Gimme a sec anon
>>707014848
You are neither smaller, or bigger.
You are simply gay.
>>707015318
Hate to break it to you, but that chart is completely made up.
If you pull any of those 3 references, that chart does not appear in any of them.
In addition, the numbers in the chart are not even close to accurate compared to what was published.
Oh, and btw, not one of those studies was a sample of average men. Instead, the studies each advertised for men to partake so they are heavily skewed from "averages" amongst the population, which title of the chart is misleading because it is averages from the 3 studies, but none of those studies took data from average males to begin with across the population. In fact, both the Wesselis and Schneider publications state that the measurements "do not reflect average" penis lengths/sizes across the general population given the nature of the study determining correlation for augmentation patients, and condom size issues.
How fucking dumb are you posting that?
>>707026364
wave it around
do one where you wave it around lightly left to right, and then maybe more violently left to right...
>>707026502
WHATS WRONG WITH GAY HUH? HUH? TELL ME!!!!!!! NOW!!!!
>>707026502
on the contrary - he's bigger than most, and smaller than some ... and also it sounds like he's gay.
>>707026681
Everything? Fucking up society? Making new generations think it is OK to do be gay?
Tell me something right about it, besides not continuing your gene pool...
>>707026508
>>707026878
lol somehow i also didn't think of this when i read this guy's posts. im dumb.
>>707026732
Well, not the 8 inches I got..
though would be funny, if OP's ruler was in cm and not inches...
Mein
>>707026508
Are you stupid? Of course thart chart won't appear in any of them. It's comparing the results across the 3 different studies.
>>707025913
>jelly
Lol
I'm fucking 9" you fuckwit!
I make your dick look like a child's pee-pee.
The only reason I even posted is you are cheating.
I'm easily 10.5" if I measure the way you do by putting the ruler off to the side where you can shove it back into your groin, then imbedding it into your flesh and measuring from the top--as if you can stick your pubic bone into a woman.
It's the length that goes into a woman you dipshit, not your lil fantasy gay lemme post my cock to other bois on the internet game.
By the way, nice mole you disgusting fuck!
Try and groom too.
Maybe clean your room too you fucking 14 year old.
>posting your cock in the internet
>posting it on a male website full of porn seeking fappers where a shitload of threads are trap threads
>being this fucking gay
GAY BOY CONFIRMED!
>>707027071
Feel free to back that claim up whenever you want.
>>707027071
I am indeed gay. I've fucked so many small-dicked guys like you it's not even funny.
>>707027040
no date? no ruler? get with the program
>>707025930
he's >>707025724 right tho
you cant measure like that
you cheatin all over the place
ironic you post at all with that type of insecurity bro
also, no offense but you do have an ugly cock like everyone has said
not sure what you were thinking posting here and obviously fishing for compliments
maybe find a girl like the rest of us
>>707027071
It's almost like you want people to think you have a tiny penis
>>707026814
Everything huh? Yes, society is completely fucked up because of gay people. Not the constant shootings, or terrorists, or general violent and pricks that riddle society. It's GAY people. Yes.
Yeah it's perfectly fine to be gay. Funnily enough, it's the straight people who keep making gay people. And one good thing is it helps population control. Too many people on this planet as it is.
>>707027040
Moar
This >>707026502
Op is clearly gay.
No one who is not gay posts dick on web.
Especially here.
Just go to a gayboy site and be done with it.
Source: me, a gayboy.
It's always funny to us when we see these threads and some guys claiming it's not gay to post your dick on the web.
Closetmuch?
>>707026658
hows this? you never rated, anon (:
>>707027203
When you actually have a big dick you don't need to prove it. It is fun showing off though. These are all old pictures. I'm at a medicenter waiting for a doctor Killin time right now. Not about to whip out a ruler and my dick lol
>>707027046
he's not stupid, you are i guess
i think you missed his point
you can't average data from different studies where they are looking at different things entirely and they aren't even sampling across the population
those are selective studies NOT studying penis size at all
to average them in a fake-ass chart is compounding the problem
it's ironic you call his "stupid"
lrn2science
>>707027405
OP here, maybe third time I've said this: of course I'm gay
>>707026658
heres a shitty res full body
im a white boi
>>707027592
your dick is smaller than OPs
>>707027638
webms
here ya go, not even bone pressed
>>707027714
only if you rate me first
I got a couple more videos
>>707027137
Got half a mind to actually post, but nah, upon reflection, clearly this is a thread for fags. I have no desire to have you walking diseases fapping to my massive cock.
Run along and find a homo site.
You'll catch more butt buddies that way.
>>707015212
lol what the heck.
thats mine dick.
but cool, i dont have to take the efford and upload the pic
>>707027142
>I am indeed gay.
Faggot confirmed.
>>707027626
Hell yeah bro
>>707027714
>filename
>>707027463
oh this is very very very nice.
>>707027592
T bagging bf for the lolz
>>707027616
I didn't say shit about that did I? Just pointing out the fact that you think people should agree with what he's saying when he's too simple minded to understand what the table is even about.
Also, are we really trying to pretend having a 7"+ cock (measured correctly) isn't considered "big"?
This my cock. Let's be conservative and say it's 7 inches - I haven't slept with one girl (not one!) hasn't mentioned how much larger I am than most.
>>707016581
>>707027463
>>707027463
you have one of the nicest dicks i've ever seen oh wow
>>707024833
Nice, I like that. 9/10.
>>707028072
lol 7/10 i wish it was just a little bit thicker. other than that - perfect
>>707027821
You have a mind to know not to post because you're probably pathetically average if not tiny. All we have is a ridiculous claim with nothing to back it up.
Small insecure little man
im sure this dildo is bigger than some of you
whoops
>>707028357
>>707027821
pussy
>>707028072
10/10 would oggle daily, give snap
>>707027046
>still doesn't get it even after it's explained to him in detail
>retard detected
>>707014848
Big red head
>>707028505
>>707026508
>"b-but I couldn't find the chart"
And yet somehow I'm the retard for pointing this out.
>>707027778
omg, even your rulers are disgusting
HIVmuch shitdicksticker?
lol penis size is 100% irrelevant you subhuman.
Sure you might have a big dick, but what comes out of it? your subhuman DNA is what.
Girls want quality DNA inside them, the size of the instrument used to inject said DNA is irrelevant
asian reporting in
>>707028686
small dick fag detected
>>707028403
lol
your nuts are fucking miniscule
dat lil rubber thing has bigger nuts than you
lol
no wonder you need to "measure" from the top
you were hiding your microballs out of embarrassment
lol
>>707028695
shave your pubes -- other than that, nice slightly under 5-inch cock
>>707028686
Don't think a micropenis implies quality DNA.
Come back when you can get a girl hooked on being fucked by you because you have a big dick.
>>707028695
Jesus Christ cut your pubes holy shit what the fuck
>>707014848
I don't know. I'm not fully hard.
>>707028787
what was that?
>>707028660
Holy fuck you are one dumb fuck, aren't you?
>>707028866
this is a pretty one. measure it!
>>707028836
yeah just look at this god..
big dick =/= good genetics
>>707028874
do you think the charts are over or under-exaggerating penis size?
>>707028695
Thats more sad than it is funny
>>707028695
>asian
fucking gross
no hygiene
smelly cock
names his file "monster"
typical asian inability to see the reality of how inferior they all are
>>707028868
I want to put those in my mouth
>>707028855
>>707028817
i tried trimming it years ago and it just ended up being very scratchy/irritating. i think i'd have to either shave it all off or just leave it as is (never trim/shave).
>>707028874
Do you even understand what I'm saying? I didn't post the chart and don't care about the results.
Just because I point out someone is being an idiot suddenly you assume that I'm defending it?
>>707028923
Dont have anything to measure it with. Just trust me when i say its 7 inches and 5 inch girth.
>>707028957
And I'm sure you have the best genetics don't you, Mr. Small?
>>707029334
yes... we will all "just trust you" on this one
>>707029334
sure anon what ever helps you sleep at night
How fucked am I ? Or am I good
>>707029481
looks normal to me
>>707029375
better then yours fag
>inb4 go-to 'whatever makes you sleep at night' reply
>>707029602
lets see it then
>>707029602
show us your dick already. you talk big, but i can tell you are small by the way you act
>>707029602
whip it out
>>707028961
not him, but
i pulled the data too
that chart is completely fucked up
1. assumes those references were measuring average males (they weren't and even say they weren't)
2. then the chart averages the non-averages from non-averagable data (science? proof of wut? agenda chart is agenda chart)
3. doesn't take the actual data from the studies to begin with and instead just posts made up numbers but cites to references
what kind of moron would actually post that chart
didn't know it was possible for someone to be that stupid
fyi, there is no "average" unless you define the sample
dick length varies drastically by where you sample from: race, nation, even within a nation, age, height of male, etc.
lol @average
anyway, length is worthless as has been repeatedly shown in countless studies
it is all about width if one is trying to determine pleasure and even then, too big often has the exact opposite result
every single porn star, despite pretending they love big dicks, in fact hates them and wants an average penis
that's just a fact
they never have big dicked lovers irl and in fact they dread having sex with guys with big dicks
it simply is not pleasurable
that big dick obsession is a creation of man, not women
>>707029860
>every single porn star, despite pretending they love big dicks, in fact hates them and wants an average penis
>that's just a fact
right.
Mine is pretty much smaller than everyone else in here except maybe >>707015747 and >>707020690 but eh, the little guy does the job fine.
>>707029240
pretty sure his point was that you are the idiot as you don't seem to understand you have to be an idiot to even post that as it takes 2 seconds to realize it is the opposite of empirically derived data and certainly not an average
when you call someone an idiot for pointing out that the chart is completely fucked up when he is right about that, yeah, you are the idiot yourself
nice try backpeddling though, dimwit
>>707029860
the averages here look very similar to the averages in the chart above...
what are you so worked up about? do you think the above charts are somehow exaggerating true penis sizes?
>>707029942
He's right.
Porn actresses hate big dicks.
They often can't work for a week or more afterwards and they require more to book with a bigger dick. It's literally the second question on most booking agents' list.
You have to be about a teenager to believe that porn actresses actually like big dicks, but then that is whom most porn is aimed at anyway so I get that.
>>707029602
hahah he abandoned KEK
small fags, amiright
>every single porn star, despite pretending they love big dicks, in fact hates them and wants an average penis
>that's just a fact
>they never have big dicked lovers irl and in fact they dread having sex with guys with big dicks
>it simply is not pleasurable
>that big dick obsession is a creation of man, not women
You lost me here. Assuming that all women hate big cocks is just is stupid as assuming they all love them. In my experience (7 x 5.25) and almost all of them prefer my dick on the account of my size.
>>707030256
you are backing yourself up, buddy... keep on believing that women crave your below average cock
>>707015530
>that single, low hanging testicle
so... did he do the same to his ball but it never snapped back???
>>707030082
umm, you are the one all worked up
you do realize there are a bunch of us that are calling out your stupidity, right?
if not, you are even dumber than i thought
>>707030519
'a bunch of us' is just you posting over and over again. i still am not sure i even understand what your point is -- do you think that chart is OVER-exaggerating true penis size, or UNDER-exaggerating it?
>>707030519
>As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in)
source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>>707030401
Got nothing to do with my cock, which is well above average btw. Sorry to burst your bubble. I'm in the industry and know of what I speak. But you keep believing what you want, kid. Maybe believe all those orgasms are real too, huh? Hint: not fucking one is ever real. Not one. It's work. It's looped tapes, It's many angles. It's often 10 minutes of sex, not 30. It's often money shots from other than the actor. Big dicks are most often limp dicks. Viagra is normal. Fat injections into penis are normal. Surgical enlargements are also not uncommon. Steroids and all sorts of enhancement drugs are common. Nothing is porn is real. Just like the women. It's acting. Just like regular movies.
You are one special kind of retard I guess. Sorry to burst your bubble kid. Most men don't even bother with porn. Our demographic is literally 13-23 which accounts for 90% of the industry net. Everybody knows this. Actual men, if they have anything going on, have a real woman and don't have a need to spank it to pictures and vids. The real thing is way better. Maybe some day when you get with a women, you'll understand. Her lips will feel way better than your hand.
Grow up, kid, then come back one day when you do and apologize for opening your mouth when you realize how fucking retarded you sounded.
>>707030882
gotcha - so you think even the smallest of the 3 studies on the chart is 'too big'
have fun justifying your 5.2in dick with this study of yours for the rest of your life
>>707030690
I can vouch for one of the posts calling you a dipshit. Why? Because you obviously are.
>>707031144
>13-23
lol definitely your age bracket.
This >>707030882
>>707031216
Keep thinking that there aren't like fucking 10 of us that think you are a dumbass, anon. You are now confirmed for dumbass.
Getting head while we look at these beautiful cocks
>>707031396
not him but that is accurate
google is your friend
btw, most women in porn do hate bigger penises
most are also lesbians irl
and yeah, none of those are orgasms and in fact they don't even enjoy the sex
it's work
have a friend irl who is in the biz btw
>>707031144
I'm pointing out the most credible, up to date study on average penis size for the people who feel like criticizing this chart which actually seems in inflate the average, if anything. >>707015318
This is me btw buddy
>>707016581
>>707017076
>>707031556
>not him
uh huh
Why not
>>707031609
tinfoil hat much?
literally my first post itt >>707031556
now this my second
aaaaaand i'm out
>>707020753
God. Fucking. Damn.
>>707031776
no one ever disputed anything about porn or pornstars. i could give less than a shit whether the average dick is 5.17 or 5.35.
I'm OP and I made this thread to celebrate dick size difference -- I like them all, and yeah its fun to be big & bigger from time to time.
i'm smoking a fat bowl, enjoying the dicks, and wondering why you're pretending to be multiple people all to convince me that the average dick size is a couple tenths of an inch shorter?
Great! that makes my dick even larger than average than I thought coming into tonight.
>>707031408
stay mad smallfags looks like the >>707015318
is actually pretty close
classic /b -- a guy posts a big cock and suddenly 15 people pull up charts trying to claim they are above average
no matter how big your cock is, there's someone out there bigger than you. stop worrying about it
>>707032694
plot twist: I post the graph to make the small anons feel bad about not having a glorious 7+ incher
>>707016534
beautiful cock
>>707033307
thanks! same one as OP...
What do you guys think?
>>707014848
Bigger than me
>>707033530
9/10. have soft pic??
>>707033415
nice. i've seen your posts lately. any more hi-res pics?
Soft. Anyone want hard? I'm a big as op hard
>>707033653
I don't
>>707033676
theres a bunch in this thread starting with the OP
>>707015530
>>707016534
>>707017055
>>707019476
>>707019725
>>707020848
>>707025333
>>707028403
>>707028868
>>707032018
>>707014848
Lmfao
I get dick rate threads or whatever
"H-hey /b/ros tell me you think my dick is 8/10"
But a literal show how long your dick is thread? You're posting anonymously. This is pathetic. You are this proud of your marginally above average length dick?
You must be a very weak minded fuck or just simply obsessed with your marginally better than average size dick
>>707033653
Here, have one
>>707034065
Small dick detected
>>707034065
lol exactly -- we're posting anonymously... so why the hell not? live a little, man.
>>707034065
> marginally smaller than average dick detected
>>707034065
theres been a lot of discussion about just how above average 7" is or is not, but i dont recommend you read it -- look for the charts & tables.
>>707033938
thanks, anon. i didn't realize that they were all the same delicious cock. would love to suck on that head.
>>707028695
im sorry if this is racist or whatever
i love that this reinforces the small dick asian stereotype.
everyday i walk past or behind shorter asian guys on the street and just imagine how these little fit muscular asian dudes are rockin' tiny cute little packages down low.
so hot
>>707034103
Nice one
>>707033530
Love this cock
>>707034903
>>707035023
thanks
>>707036007
nice head, would suck
>>707035944
Thanks to you for sharing your gorgeus dick
>>707034065
>trying to shame someone getting legitimate ego boost for statistically rare and desirable cock length under the pretense of "you should be ashamed"
>posting on 4chan in the first place
>and obviously wishes he could discover that his own cock was big. but his obsession over it has confirmed the hard truth of its statistical inferiority years ago
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