Zoo thread you fucking faggots
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Zoo thread you fucking faggots
>>706996945
Yass
Post the webums
>>706996945
bumping for reasons.
>>706996945
Why do horses have an outside anus?
Hey guys OP is a bit drunk right now and I was really hoping someone would post shit for me..
>>706997591
it has to have some leverage to chop those grass turds
>>706997591
It's better that way, how else would they suck your finger in when you touch it?
>>706997648
Do you just want horses?
>>706997806
http://youtu.be/NQrmvfgDodo
>>706998112
I'm open for just about anything
bump
bumps
bump
>>706997648
I dont feel like posting pics but I did fuck one of my mares earlier.
>>707000116
Nice, do you think they actually get anything out of it?
>>707000481
Well, she likes doing it.
I hadn't planned on doing anything with her tonight, but I was out in the field hooking up to one of my trailers and she was quite insistent that she wanted to fuck. She gets that way sometimes.
Google Cannibal Cupcake
Thank me later
>>707000688
I've always been scared of doing it because if they don't like it and they decide to kick you you're fucked
>>707000966
Yeah, getting kicked would be bad.
I've been kicked plenty of times, but never when having sex.
i have a general interest in this thread... bamp
>>707001600
What kind of interest?
>>707000688
>she was quite insistent that she wanted to fuck
And how does a horse insist you fuck her? I'm genuinely curious as to what her signal was to you....
>>707001803
Rubbing you with her muzzle, walking a couple feet away and peeing multiple times, holding her tail up and backing her ass into you.
That sort of stuff
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>>707001969
>t. I have a mental illness
>>707001969
>peeing multiple times
Why do they do that? I never really understood it.
>>707001969
Yeah, you're fucked dude. Seek professional help.
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>>707002271
Well, it's not entirely pee, there a lot of other stuff in there. like normal pee is a clear yellow, when they are in heat and signaling they want to get laid it's a milky yellow from the other juices.
Mostly it's to provide the smell.
>>707002321
Naw, I'm actually extremely normal.
>>706997591
if it were inside, they'd never shit, expand into a big shit balloon, and blow holes in the coutryside
>>707002329
Eww. I could never do that.
>>707002426
Well memed my friend, but no need for a welcome. I've been here all summer and winter is practically here now.
>>707002508
Yeah, I've noticed that it seems quite a bit thicker, and opaque. I guess that makes sense as a signalling thing. Interesting.
Zoo fag here used to live on farm, now live in a city. Post pics/gifs/webm and I'll post stories. Drunk, wife at work, bored no fake stories. Try me.
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>>707002321
The of sjw's have arrived
>>707002720
I'm a zoofag with a farm.
>>707002720
First sexy time plz
>>707002720
I have been with dogs, goats, pigs, mares, and stallions. Post whatever with questions and I shall answer
>>707002720
please share any stories with female dogs?
>>707002820
Contributions. Plz, fist time of actual sex was potbelly pig named Irma. Was anal
Man last time I got banned for a month on this one
>>707002994
I havent with a dog since yesterday.
bump. I love it when my doggie licks me down there; does anyone else have any experience in this? c:
>>707002994
My first was with Alice. I was 8 her brother was Ralph I would eat her asshole and pussy out, never accomplished sex.
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>>707003177
I've noticed that mods only ban if you post actual bestiality. Posting pics of genitalia only seems perfectly fine. I've done it dozens of times, and have never got banned even when the thread is deleted. I only got banned for zoo once when I posted actual sex.
>>707003388
Then, post genetalia
>>707003503
Why? I'm not here for the porn; I just like talking. I only have a little bit that has been posted tons of times anyway.
>>707003388
Depends on the mod. I've been B& for genitals. I'd post now but I dont feel like turning my pass off.
I'm being lazy.
>>706996945
I'm not a faggot, OP.
>>707003592
I don't even bother logging out of my pass. I'm probably being careless, but eh, whatever.
>>707003352
how did you first find out about zoophilia? sounds like it would have been before the internet for you so were you just horny one day and listened to your dick?
>>707003591
faggot
>>707003730
I dont think it's something you have to 'find out about'
for me, I find animals attractive.
>>707003749
My boyfriend loves watching his dog cum inside me. We do this pretty often. Sometimes they take turns with me until they're both too tired to continue ;p I have some more interesting stories too if any of you are curious
>>707003388
Hmm interdasting. Yeah I posted webms and the ban was quick and merciless
>>707003934
sorry the word find out was the wrong term
when did you "know" would be better
you said you have a wife so what do you prefer overall
humans or animals?
>>707003730
Me and my brother would use the dogs. Alice, Ralph, and Dog. It was his idea but I was started early and would eat outvmy 13 year old cousins 4h sheep from age 7 to 8. Incest and animals have played a major role in my life
>>707004154
You boyfriend got cucked by a dog? The bar continues to drop
>>707004154
Greentext story now faggot
>>707004237
Huh, weird. I only post pics, and I'm not much of a rule-breaker other than that. I guess they tolerate me more than others. I posted zoo for about 5 hours across 3 different threads yesterday. Only one was deleted, and not even a ban.
>>707004154
would you be ok if he ever wanted to have sex with a female dog
>>707004393
That's the other anon.
I'm divorced.
But, whats better? all of them. they are all good, just different.
They all have fairly unique feelings.
>>707004456
my experience is posting occasionally is fine but starting a thread with anything suggestive is a one month ban
>>707004154
how'd you get into this?
>>707004428
I mean, i think it's okay in the end considering i eat all of both their cum after it all drips out into my own doggie bowl c:
>>707004596
on average I get around 8 zoo B&s a week.
>>707004410
Zooguy here, all me anyone else is a fakefag>>707004410
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>>707002720
This shit is animal abuse, you fuckers have gone too far.
>>707004463
yes, i would. I've licked a girl dog's no-parts before and her cum tasted surprisingly sweet
>>707004762
>>707004393 this question was aimed at you but thank you to >>707004534 's response
>>707004790
who was the one to break it to the other partner that they were into zoo and how did they get the other partner to partake in the activity
>>707004633
Did they accidentally snip your uvula off when you had your tonsils removed?
>>707004733
Damn, they really must not like you. I post zoo pretty much every time someone makes a specific animal request in the sfur threads (which is every few days or so), as well as is in every zoo thread I see, and not a single ban in over a year.
>>707002984
Iv fucked horses before. Never tried fucking or being fucked by a dog before. How is it?
>>707004916
Animals. I've always connected with animals more. My wife is my everything, my best friend... Now... But I will always be a zoophile. People yell abuse but is making a woman, a human woman, cum a bad thing? I have seen many species cum. Is making an animal feel good a bad thing? I say no
>>707004784
idk, some are into it
animals I mean
this fetish is better than most, the fucked up kind I mean
the really fucked up, not like bdsm or whatever
scat, pedophilia, gore
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>>707005065
well, at first i wasn't. It started when we were in bed together one night, and his dog was under the blanket and all of a sudden he started licking me over my panties.
Quickly, I jumped and scooted him out of the way, but then my boyfriend pulled off the covers and kinda held me down. From there I knew what he wanted, and I remember looking up at him in confusion, and him telling me "it's okay, it'll feel really good i promise." I went along with it and he slipped off my undies and let the dog lick me some more. Without fighting it, it felt. so. good. After I came, the dog licked it all up and then we all fell asleep. And then the next day or so, bf called me over to his place and when i got there, he was standing in the living room waiting for me and told me to get naked and get on the floor. And I'll continue if you guys would like. (I was lazy this time, but I'll greentext in the next post)
>>707005328
Most of them are too small so dont get your hopes up.
>>707005409
does your wife know about that aspect of your past? or present
>>707005511
triple dubs
I dont buy it
If you were a fag then id believe it
>>707005328
>>707005328
Dogs are amazing, but you have to bond. They are so much hotter, pussy/asshole, then you think. Only goats, my meal of choice, are hotter, IMO.
>>707005511
Continue
>>707005615
No idea at all. I met a gal on motherless who I told eclverything too, beast and incest experience who loved it.
>>707004784
Better the mare than poor little Johnny or Sarah
>>707005619
Honest.
I mean i dunno if I'm a fag or not lol, but considering I do all those weird things, I probably am
>>707005510
the word fetish seems like an insult to true zoos
who are actually physically and emotionally attracted to their animals
>>707002321
>Seek professional help.
Help finding more horses to fuck? Are they people you can hire to do this?
>>707000856
poor thing
he doesnt want to
>>707005620
Thx for pic, so I've fucked male animals, only animals, and all I can say is dogs g dick tastes like pennies and horse cock is fun when you corn hole it after
>>707005916
HA lmao
spoken like a true furryfag
its scary and weird that people think that way
>>707004154
That's an interesting story, sir.
If no one else has pix or questions for me the are we dead?
>>707006249
hate to disappoint you but i personally think the furry community is fucked up and weird.
I just understand the way zoophiles see their animals.
>>707005510
I hate to put it this way, but BDSM and Scat probably have less chance of seriously injuring another living thing...
Plus some people are downright masochists when it comes down to animals.
>>707006457
Nice to meet level headed people
>>707005510
What is an animal's age of consent?
>>707006484
>downright masochists
You meant sadists i think. Unless the animal is abusing them
>>707006448
how do you get around the fact that most animals are nudered/spayed nowadays?
>>707005916
I agree with this. Personally, I prefer the term zoosexual as it's more accurate.
Sad, thread had potential, but I guess real zoophiles are hard to come by
>>707006448
How do i find animals/people with animals to try zoo with? I'm male and would like to try letting a male dog penetrate me.
>>707006642
Ah, yep. My bad.
>>707006457
How do you think drawn images of human-like animals having sex is weird and gross but sex with real animals is totally fine to you?
>>707006730
Mine aren't. I also connect mentally and physically before I make love. Most people don't understand.
>>707006798
Agreed. Most people here just want to fuck horses or dogs. Gerald, you, and myself plus a few other random people and namefags seem to be the only true zoophiles.
>>707006798
I'm real, but that also means I have less interest in pictures. I would prefer to discuss it .
Also a bit distracted watching a Snooker match.
>>707006909
I actually think of furry porn as animal-like humans. The characters are much more human than animal.
>>707006861
try beastforum i think they have a meetup thread there
or you could be a real scumbag and fence hop
remember you reap what you sow
>>707006861
Years ago I used beastforum and mthrlss before the horrid beast purge. Anything else was all me and my animals
>>707006730
Depends if you buy them from a store, shelter, or from a breeder. Stores/Shelters usually have them fixed, whereas breeders don't as you can adopt at a young age. Some breeders will insist that you keep your dog un-fixed so they can continue the family line.
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>>707007253
Don't answer my questions
>>707006798
Mods ban zoo
>>707007216
Mmm sows
>>707006909
>>707007216 this
and to me the furries are really just skirting around the bush
making them more human like to try to convince themself its not bestiality/zoophilia
this is a retarded answer but its my thinking of it
>>707002729
I don't think you know what those words mean
>>707007339
>>707007411
Yet loli, incest, fb underage fap, and furry is allowed. Hmmm
>>707006730
Really? where do you live?
None of my animals are ever 'fixed'
And yes, I know that didnt answer your question, but I didnt know that was an issue.
>>707007217
>fence hop
I'm not going to do anything public lmao.
Privacy of my own home/other person's home who is into it.
>>707007224
I had a family dog that i used to play with when i was a kid. but that was a long time ago.
or you culd go to pornsocket ( dot ) com
>>707007514
Rules are retarded like that
>>707007568
I started very young because of a horny teenage cousin in 4H got her hands on me
>>707007725
Yet I've made love to more animals than you can fathom.
>>707007550
where im from even breeders make you pay stud fees which are a pretty substantial amount if you want to keep the animal unspayed
basically you buy the dog when its a puppy and you have to have it spayed before a certain time period
if it isnt then they confiscate the dog unless you paid the stud fees
>>707007432
Let's be fair now, people have sexualized cars/planes. These folks probably aren't going to stick their bits into every machine they see.
The line is kind of blurry when it comes depictions of non human creatures. Elvish ladies? Hot. Weird blue alien that Capt. Kirk boned that one time? Hot. Cute girl with rabbit ears... approaching uncomfortable territory for some folks.
Perhaps it's the fact that these things have actual real world analogues that makes us uncomfortable as opposed to purely fictional things.
>>707006909
Uh, consent?
Cmon don't die. Stand strong fellow zoos
>>707007432
>convince
But it's really not. Majority of furries are disgusted by zoo. Most furries prefer the human anatomy penis on the character to the animal ones. and the human emotions and intelligence in the character are important too. If they wanted zoo they would look at zoo.
I got into furry porn because it was the best form of drawn porn at the time. I look at things like bara as well, but still think furry art is generally better and theres more of it.
ive never practiced zoophilia and never plan to, but when women do it its HOT!
>>707007914
Well yo have your answer then. Pay the fee to allow you to keep the animal intact.
>>707008060
Yet here you are
>>707007970
>Cute girl with rabbit ears
>uncomfortable territory
>>707007514
jailbait isn't allowed, but you can't expect much when they do it for free
>>707008155
>Me specifically
K. There's tons of furries. Not just me.
>>707008060
ah i see it was personal to you im sorry
but dosent that make sense that they hate zoos?
because they have to distance themselves from the group that they dont want to believe they are apart of
>>707008155 lol
>>707008088
Finally, first time I fucked a stallion I was 20 and I hopped my neighbors fence and ate his asshole out, jacked him off to climax while sucking him, then I finished in his asshole. I could feel his poo on my cock. It ended with a cum fart/cum shit combo
>>707008167
As opposed to an elf just being a cute girl with pointy ears. Or the chick that's blue is an alien.
so can someone describe what a horse pussy feels like on your cock compared to a womans?
>>707008492
I'm just saying, girls with one or two animal attributes / monster girls are still pretty far removed from furry.
>>707008655
Sure, but that's where it begins, right? The sliding scale of ick is different for every person.
just be careful you might ed up making something like this fuckin whith aninamles
>>707008088
I see nothing hott about this
>>707008088
moar plz
>>707008377
>because they have to distance themselves from the group that they dont want to believe they are apart of
To clarify, I don't hate zoos. I understand there is a line between abuse and love and it's hard to distinguish when it comes to animals. I'm not here to judge what is moral or not. I think there are more zoos in furry community than in general population. I think they hate zoos about as much as other groups. Maybe some of them are affected by outsiders accusing them of being zoo.
I dont think there is a strong correlation between zoo and furry though. I think the people who prefer more animal to human ratio of anthropromorphizing are probably more likely to be interested in zoo. (or perhaps closet zoo as was described above)
>>707009064
fur seems closer to monster/fantasy erotica than beast
>>707009064
As someone who is (if I'm reading this correctly) part of the furry community - what's your take on fur suits in public?
As an outsider it's always struck me as strange, and honestly, a bit inappropriate. It's in my mind akin to bringing other fetish paraphernalia out in the open.
Not an attack, I'm honestly just curious.
>>707008891
what about this?
I'm zoo, and I look at and have a ton of furry stuff. I hang out in the S/fur threads all the time.
I like them because they are animals.
>>707000856
To tor we go
>>707009064
forgive the ignorance here but i would think that furry culture would be a gateway to beast eventually
>>707009670
pussy
>>707005511
Please continue anon.
>>707009602
dont fuck doggo pls.
>>707009601
I think your mistake there is in thinking that furry is only about sex.
Loads of people wear leather clothing every day and it has nothing to do with any sexual fetish.
>>707005511
Sure thing fag
>>707009832
Guide to having sex with dogs
http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/archive/t-370095.html
>>707009896
That's fair, but then what is it a about really? Self expression? Are there strictly non-sexual furries?
If I see someone wearing a leather jacket or pants I wouldn't bat my eye at it, but someone in a leather catsuit will raise eyebrows wherever they go. It's like difference between wearing say, a collar, compared to the whole outfit.
>>707009601
>part of the furry community
There are different furry communities.
I'm part of the porn one. Im not a fursuiter. And i find it kindof strange as well. I "get it" but it's not something that interests me. My impression is it's mostly weebs who need friends.
Fursuiters often have lots of distain for people like me who just enjoy furry porn. I feel mostly indifference towards them.
>>707010326
So the rest "aren't furry enough" for them? Makes sense that there'd be schisms in the "community" seeing as it's such a broad thing.
>>707010309
Yes fursuiters often think furry porn is bad for thier community and they only like the mascotting aspect.
>>707010453
Huh, neat to know.
