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Odds fap evens sleep 0 don't fap for a week
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>>706969991
zero zero zero
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>>706969991
rollo
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>>706969991
rolling motherfucker
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Roll
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roll em damn it
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fapping rn tho
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roll
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lets see it
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Roll
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rell>>706969991
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Test
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Role
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Till
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>Walking my dog
>hungover as fuck don't feel like doing anything this dog is lucky I love him
>random guy that lives down the road drives up on me and starts yelling at me
>too out of it to even listen just ignore him
>guy starts following me in his truck still yelling all I hear is hey fuck you blah blah blah fuck your bah blah ect.
>sunshine is making me consider suicide
>Guy gets out of his truck and starts getting real close trying to grab my dogs leash
>I tell him to go away before I fuck his grandmother because his voice is hurting me more than anything on earth
>he gets louder trying to push me put dog won't let him near me
>all I want to do is sleep but this guy wo 't let me
>he goes back to his truck and I keep walking home
>guy comes running after me notice he has a pistol dog goes nuts and bites his hand
>I am in no mood to even care then I notice this isn't even my dog
>the guy is on the ground crying and trying to get dog off him his gun is on the ground I geuss he forgot about it
>since dog isn't mine decide fuck it the dog can keep the leash he did have my back afterall
>pick up his gun and take it because I don't like guns pointed at me
>Turns out my roommate found the dog wondering around and brought hit home night before and never told me
>come home and my dog has shit on my brand new couch
>rage fills me
>take dog into backyard and put him down with new gun
>leave him there roommate owes me a favor anyways
>cops show up because old lady next to me narced said she heard gunshots
>told them I killed a snake
>they want to see snake
>fuck it
>take them out back they notice the ahit on the couch
>go out back and point
>fucking rattlesnake right beside my dog, cop asks for my gun tell him its in the fridge he gets and kills snake returna gun to fridge
>they walk to the front door and one tells me he doesn't let his dog on his couch either
>let me know they'll tell old lady it was just a snake
>dog from before came running past them and gives me love
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>>706969991
rororoo
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>>706969991
plz
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>>706969991
Roll
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>>706969991
I'm getting tired, but a fap is okay too.
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Wanna cum but cba to wank, too tired
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rawlin
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Rolo
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>>706969991
roll
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>>706971690
Doubt ill be able to but ok
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fap
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>>706971577
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R-r-r-rolling
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>>706969991
roll
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>>706971760
that's two weeks
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roffling
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>>706969991
no fapping in a week. Rollin' for another one.
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>>706969991
rolo
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>>706969991
Lets see then...
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>>706971531
Roll
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>>706969991
asdf
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no
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>>706969991
00
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Rolling
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>>706971545

>cops leave tell me to be safe
>decide I like this dog I'll keep him since my old one died so sudden
>few hours later roommate comes home and I have him burn dog in backyard
>cops get called again same ones from before
>ask me what the fuck
>he was a viking
>they tell me not burn anything else today after I'm done
>okay chief
>they leave

it ended up being a good day
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sfasd
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Don't do this to me... Fapping is all I have.
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Maybe I'll not sleep for a week
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Roll
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Try...
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gewd
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nog
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nigga
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roll
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0
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Roll
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>>roll
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>>706969991
Flip the rools
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Lets see
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here it is boys.
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I don't need your permiso
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Tuyhvr
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Roll
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ROLL
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rollin'
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>>706972839
Please tell me you have more
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>>706969991
zeroo
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>>706969991
rollerini pepperini
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>>706969991
Roll
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Rolling
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Fucking roll only sleep will be video games
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>>706969991
Rollando!
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0 get
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roll
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rollz
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roll
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rigidy roll
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rolling
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>>706969991
roll
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lets go nofap
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rollt
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rollin'
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>>706969991
rolls
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>>706969991
Rolan McDolan
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rolling, rolling rolling
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K
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.
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>>706969991
k
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>>706969991
teh rollz
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0 get
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Roll
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>>706969991
Hhh
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gimme all 3
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00 get
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give me 0
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llll
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>>706973673
re
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roll
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>>706973712
re
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Rolling thunder
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rolll
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>>706969991
fap tonight
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Roll
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Kungfu gripped my cock into submission, time to heal.
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>>706969991

fuck
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Rollio
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go go go
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Ok
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ill bite
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roll
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Roooooooling
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roll
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Rolling
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rollerino
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roll
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roller
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No 0 pls
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Rollarino
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>>706969991
Roll
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roll
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Rollin
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>>706969991
ROLLINS
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>>706969991
fuck it
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>>706969991
roll
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Roll
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G
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rollios
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Rolling
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roll

but imma fap anyways
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>>706969991
Roll but I will fap anyway you faggot. Autism sage
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san
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rollin
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rel
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Rollin
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>>706969991
low rez retard
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Rrrrrrrolll
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>>706969991
quads get
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ok fine roll

0 get
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roll
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Evens
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Roll
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rollerino
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zero to hero
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rolerinoooooooo69
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Rollo
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Never fapped and won't for a long time 0 gett
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Roll1234
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Rollerino
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we
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rolling
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roll
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>>706969991
rollerino
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LETS DO THIS!
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>>706969991
Roll
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Rollin
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whatever man
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roll
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>>706969991
qayy lmap
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roll
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ROLLL
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Roll
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>>706969991
roooll
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Give me a number
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>>706977850
Oh shit
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>>706975001

already started fapping
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Rolllll
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>>706969991
Rolling mofos'
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saghdfsdag
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Roll it
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Rollinggggg
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wankbank
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Rolling
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>>706969991
jwföv
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helo
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I just fapped, roll
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Roll
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K
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>>706969991
roll
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roll
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Rollin
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Roll
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>>706969991
plz fap
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http://static-media189.tumblr.com/post/149604786126/
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rollinn
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>>706969991
Ok
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>>706969991
It's 5 in the afternoon I ain't doing any of that shit
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Roll
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Roll
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>>706969991
sldbroll
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>>706969991
roll
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roll
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>>706969991
rolling
gonna masturbate now anyway
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K
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roll
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I need to know.
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rollerino
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>>706969991
rollem
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roli
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Roll
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rollen
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>>706969991
Rollin
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roll
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Roll
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Rollin for nofap
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Roll
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Fuck you I do what I want
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hahhaha
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Roll ty op
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roll
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roll
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Roll
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>>706969991
rolololo
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feeling cheeky
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roll
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>>706969991
They see me
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>>706969991
ayyytl
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loll
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Roll
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Need the evens or 0
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Need
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Rollli
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rollerino
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>>706981888
To sleep apparently
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>>706969991
rOLL
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>>706969991
Roll
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ye lol
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>>706969991
rollll
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Roll
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>>706969991
rell
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>>706969991
roll_
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rulöl
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>>706969991
Jokes on you im on nofap
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roll
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Roll.
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Thank you for your time and consideration.
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I need to sleep.
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roll
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>>706984688
Goodnight everyone.
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Roll
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>>706984688
checked
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Rollinguh
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>>706969991
I need sleep
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>>706984890
FUCK
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eefsdfsd
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