Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706943833
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8
カラミチーマス
>>706958173
claimed
Claim
Just made a song using my MIDI setup. Also I'm eventually gonna get a melodica
>>706958425
Hey! You
>>706958792
Hello. What're you up too?
Well. I fell asleep again. Tooth still fucking hurts.
Mine
>>706959143
Got off work early!
>>706959155
You could kill yourself ;)
If i just got a bj should i post the pic?
Whats up fellas.
Fuck the DMV.
Bunch of autismos
>>706959734
That's nice! I just got back from school, time to kick back for the weekend.
>>706958569
Hello.
>>706959920
Attached my pic but it didnt post?
also known as: not your waifu
>>706959795
Unless she is like 12 then yeah.
QOTT:What is your favorite book?
>>706960312
What're you up to?
>>706960452
I don't read very often, and plan to get more into it, but as of now, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
>>706960452
I don't know, its been a few years since i fully read a book
>>706960452
Probably The left hand of God. Instresting book.
>>706960642
I'm just watching youtube videos and organising my hard drive a bit. What you doing?
>>706960868
Forgot pic
>>706960868
Nothing really. Just figuring out what to do currently. I guess maybe some music and vidya.
>>706960452
Fahrenheit 214 or whatever the number was, the one with the fireman that burns books
>>706960642
From what I remember, its meh
>>706960759
>He doesn't read
How's it feel being trash?
>>706960802
Never heard of it tbh
>>706961322
SHIT
TIER
>>706961379
I read 4chan and other internet sites, and sometimes manga and sometimes magazines. I just don't read books
Best type moon claimed.
>>706960452
Catch-22
>>706961336
Where's she from?
>>706960452
The first Dune book.
>>706960452
Zodiac.
>>706961677
>I read 4chan
Stop
>and other internet sites
Stop.
>sometimes manga
STOP.
>sometimes magazines
HOLY FUCK STOP DUDE
When I say "read", I don't mean reading the shitposts on /b/, I don't mean reading hentai, I don't mean reading Game Informer, I don't mean reading the McDonalds menu, I mean actual fucking literature.
>>706961757
I liked it.
>>706962124
Gud
>>706962270
Also very good.
>>706962526
So manga and magazines aren't literature?
>>706960452
The Last Don by Mario Puzo
>>706962526
I have a few others I enjoy. Im mainly a sci-fi reader, though some fantasy is good.
Well, this morning is gonna be fun. Most Saturdays are 9am starts, for some reason the manager of all the shops put 8am as the start.
>>706960452
Chronicles of Narnia
>>706960997
that sounds like a good time
>>706962678
No.Manga and magazines are both 4th grade and under tier literature.
>>706962748
Don't know it
>>706962788
Yeah I mainly read fantasy and historical fiction, but sci fi is always good as well.
>>706962872
Nyet
>>706961981
SoCal
Guys...never ever put peppermint oil on your dick.
>>706963092
Ok, thanks.
>>706963161
Coconut oil is best
>>706963161
I'll check that off the list of things I won't use as lube.
>>706963161
Don't tell me what to do
>>706963029
>under tier literature
>not literature
>>706963161
>Not use vanilla extract as lube
Pleb
>>706963244
>Semantics
>>706960452
watership down.
Claiming Tomoko.
I don't have a lot of pics of her but to hell with it.
claimed
>>706962124
>>706960642
>>706962872
other excellent choices.
>>706960452
I like anything by Rick Riordan. My favorite book though. Does it have to be narrative or fictional?
Ate supper with my grandfather, Rhodes's a nice trip so far, it's warm which is lovely
>>706964766
Cool.
What did you have?
>>706964766
Rhodes? Wat I said it's
>>706964578
As long as its a book I don't care.
>>706964766
>Supper
>>706964880
Some Chinese food, it was okay, I'm used to a different place though
>>706964970
What's wrong with supper?
>>706964578
>I like anything by Rick Riordan
I finally got around to listening to his latest book series on audiobook. the follow up to the percy jackson books. I liked them a lot better than the percy jackson ones. seemed more mature, both in content and just for rick riordan as an author.
>>706960452
Any of the Jack Reacher books tbh
Also claiming Felix
>>706964970
Do mangas count?
If so Watamote of course.
If not, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
>>706965135
Bob and Small Bob were heroes.
>>706965236
Hello.
>>706958792
fucking FAGGOT
>>706965470
yes. yes they were.
>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
top fucking tier taste right there.
>>706965347
Claiming Felix
>>706965094
Who says supper?
>>706965347
Hey Felix
Nice gif
>>706965470
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy was a pretty damn great series
>>706965761
Hey Galil-chan <3
Saber claim
How's everyone doing?
>>706960452
The catcher in the rye
>>706964766
Hello Alice.
>>706965893
Hello Saber~
>>706965761
People in places where dinner is lunch
>>706965893
Hello Saber. How are you doing today?
>>706965994
Hello Syndra
>
>>706965994
Hey Syndra
>>706966157
I'm doing good and you?
>>706966255
I'm doing well, about to start the drive home after I visit my grandmother. Got anything planned for today?
>>706966157
>>706966255
And now with this done,
Good night.
>>706965877
How was your day qt?
>>706966157
Where is that?
>>706966464
Just losing LP in league again probably
>>706966528
Night Syndra
>>706966255
Claimed
>>706966566
I want to fill the cup
>>706965540
When they make NERVE gear I'm going to make a game where I can live with Tomoko.
>>706965563
Thanks. You have pretty good taste yourself
>>706965761
Yeah. I even played the text game.
>>706965994
Favorite champion.
>>706965893
I saw your waifu assisting tohsaka rin with some "business"
>>706966631
You play Salt Simulator too? Whos your favorite champion?
>>706966793
all five of those are some of my favorite books of all time. and thanks.
>>706966793
REEEEEEEE
It's a toss up between Gangplank Jayce and Graves....I am an asshole
>>706966663
Fucked that up, wasn't meant as a reply.
>>706967185
>.gif
You lie.
Long time no see Shiro, what's good?
>>706966528
Sleep well master
>>706966531
Canada
>>706966631
I'm not sure what LP is, is that something with MMR?
>>706966793
Same, except for Yuuki
>>706967408
>Claiming me
You know how
Trips or no command seals
>>706967516
League Points it's what determines how fast you rank up in ranked
https://youtu.be/KzGC0vYshgw
>>706967408
I no lie, it's just a frame I took from a gif. Okay, maybe it's a partial lie.
It has been a long time. Plenty of stuff is good, I got a poster of Shiro recently, school is getting somewhat better, american football team I cheer for is undefeated, and other things. Life is well.
How about you?
>>706966531
Was pretty good
Although I heard people say "I'm gonna vote for hillary just so Trump doesn't win the election." numerous times throughout the day
Reply to this post and I'll give you a dollar
>>706967516
Hello Alice, how was your day?
>>706967523
Likewise to you Yuuki
>>706967523
That would be pretty sweet being trap with you waifu forever
>>706967076
Old man-pleaser~
>>706967055
You're welcome.
Who's your waifu? I know she's from REEEEEEEE:Zero
>>706967712
Rory is best. Tuka is pretty cute but I don't like her personality.
>>706967833
Why are people ignorant to the third party?
>>706967911
Exactly why Tuka a shit. She does nothing of note that wasnt already pre-prepped by anyone, she exists solely as a moeblob in an anime which has actual characters.
>>706967871
I live in england so a dollar would be useless
>>706967911
Yuuki wasn't in SAO though, she was in ALO
>>706967911
beatrice. are you not the usual tomoko I see around here? that one was watching the show and even commented on not liking my waifu's va.
>>706968194
He's a new Tomoko poster.
>>706967619
>Implying I'd lower my standards that much
>>706967746
Good to hear my man, sweet poster.
I now own 2 birds, guess it's something right?
>>706967893
Being trapped with Illya would be either really fun or really bad, depending on if she has Berserker or not
>>706968343
It is pretty sweet. Such a great sight to wake up and fall asleep too.
Yes, that is indeed something.
I want a dog. Something other than my cat to keep my life exciting. While I do like my cat, she's boring, as all cats are.
>>706968369
Wait what?
I mean I agree, but where'd that come from?
>>706967619
Seems like an odd system. So the better you do the easier it is to rank up?
>>706967893
Why hello there! Is this Illya?
>>706967516
Canada is dumb.
>>706967833
>Not voting for Trump
Are these people retarded?
Reminds me of this story from last year
>See one of the Theater Tech kids from the local high school (they watch what we do sometimes to learn how to build props and shit, they're almost all fags) crying in the corner
>Go to see what's up
>He's reading Copper Sun
>He got to the part where Clay rapes Amari
>One of the other Theater Tech kids (one of the cool ones) says "I wish that was a true story, America would be better if it was just whites"
>MFW
>Nearby spic starts yelling in Spanish
>Nearby niggers nig
>I 360 and walk out
>>706968557
I have a doggo too, but he can be a little be too exciting if you know what I mean.
Overall, I definitely prefer cats, fluffy and don't have to walk them.
>>706968897
Yes, I do know what you mean.
I want a dog so I can run with them.
claim
>>706968797
>cartidge
I just can't even
>>706968739
It is
i'm just going to talk about vaginal odor until someone replies to my post.
>>706968652
I'm all confused...I thought you meant you would do that with Illya
>>706968178
Yeah but still wouldn't it be cool? She's from the SAO series though and I haven't watched anything past season 1
>>706968194
I haven't watched it yet so I don't know Beatrice's seiyuu
>>706968266
Yeah. Finished watamote animoo today. Been done with the current volume of the manga
>>706968797
Do you support Donald Trump? Hillary can't take our guns away. Just make them harder to get.
>>706968968
Ah, yeah, forget about that.
I mean, if you try hard enough you could run with a cat.
>MFW just realized I've been on my data for the past hour and not WiFi
Fuck
>>706968897
Dogger dick?
>>706969001
Hello Power Level
>>706969029
I didn't make it.
Also, I didn't know you were a loli lover
>>706969144
She sure can try though.She wants a 100% ban, and she will start with California or NY tier laws nation wide.
>>706968266
I see, I see.
>>706969144
alright cool. just curious.
>>706969144
It would be cool, you're right. She's from the game Alfheim Online, she isn't trapped in the game though
>>706969080
Oh, I said hi to Alice and you. I think I may be missing something, I don't see anything about being trapped in a room anywhere...
>>706968739
If you win games you gain lp when you win and lose lp when you lose at 0 lp you risk demotion. At 100 lp you hit a promotion series which is a best of three set of matches that determines if you go up a rank. MMR determines who you get queued with which is based on performance.
>>706968343
>Lower my standards
;_;
>
Hi, im 18 years old and my first symptoms were itchy vagina then i had white flakes in my discharge. When they itchiness and white flakes went away i got this terrible odor. Almost like fish and sewage. Ive tried to go to the doctor but don't have the time.
There was this girl at a bus stop, a red head with a stout butt wearing these really woolly yellow and brown hound's tooth slacks...they looked like they'd be itchy as hell to wear. It was a dreadfully cold February morning, clear, with that pale sunlight of late winter. If you got within 10 ft of her butt the stink of her yeast infection was so intense (I've never smelled anything like it before or since) that it was literally like someone sticking a big steel needle into the tip of your nose...the smell actually hurt the tip of my nose and tears would squirt out of my eyes. I found this fascinating and would walk away from her for releif and then approach her again and again and again simply because I didn't beleive anything could stink so fucking bad.
>>706969276
>not knowing my waifu at all
Come on man. Rory is a DFC. Manga physical age is 13, anime is 16.
>>706969406
Eu a shit~ :^)
>>706969159
I'm sure my cat's pretty heavy, and the only way I could her to run more than a couple of feet is if I carried her.
When my period started I was ill-prepared for the mess and the smell. During my first heavy period whilst reaching for a tampon, I bled down my legs. And as the blood fell, so did my tears. I was horrified and ashamed. The best advice from the magazines was, 'It smells when it hits the air so you can wear tampons [better to stuff it up than to smell it]. It smells, but normally you're the only one who can smell it [just to remind you what a sinner you are]. Wash twice a day between your legs when you have your period [extremely practical when you're at school]. Carry wet wipes with you at ALL times.' And so it began. A costly and mostly ineffective attempt to make my vagina smell like the rose it wasn't.
>>706969721
Galil has vaginal odor.
>>706969276
>doggo dick
No, he's a chihuahua.
>>706969406
You cruisin' for a bruisin' there Saber?
>>706969684
Kek, you just have to believe Shiro.
>>706969404
Just drop it lol, I don't even know what's happening anymore!
>>706969841
nice picture by the way
>>706969623
I have never seen her in a picture that made her look loli.
>>706969841
Fuck off
>>706969873
>Gets too excited, if you know what I mean
This implies dickings
Also, why a Chihuahua?
>>706969406
>armour
>>706969892
Um, ok.
So how was your day?
>>706968797
I am in the province with the lowest average intelligence. So this is a valid statement
>>706969050
Hello Illya! How was your day?
>>706969406
Sounds like a whole lot of work in order to rank up. Very confusing system
>>706969276
Technically Rory isn't a loli. Rory is like more than 1,000 years old.
>>706969335
Oh. The only thing besides season 1 I've watched is the parody.
>>706969120
You got it maid. Maid at Subway.
>>706969305
Yeah. Tomoko is mai waifu for laifu
>>706969721
When a vampire has a period do they suck on the tampon? And how do they shave?
>>706970123
I play synth. And melodica, keytar, and MIDI guitar.
>>706970212
You're Canadian? I live in Victoria in AU
>>706969873
Uh, I guess. The question is, do I really want to run with my cat though? I'm sure she'd get tired quickly too.
>>706970030
Thank you. It's a personal favorite of mine.
>>706970083
No, u.
>>706970123
Those are just gauntlets and like, half leggings.
I been in a cave for forty days
Only a spark to light my way
I wanna give out, I wanna give in
This is our crime, this is our sin
But I still believe, I still believe
Through the pain and through the grief
Through the lives, through the storms
Through the cries and through the wars
>I fucking love this song
>>706969406
This counts as armor right?Because it technically is.
>>706970123
Very nice armor, floofy dress+gauntlet is my favorite.
>>706970212
It's always valid.
>>706970332
Technically she is though.
>>706970412
No you
>>706970083
>He can be a little bit too exciting
Well, it was my mum's, but now it's mine.
It just makes me feel less lonely.
>>706970412
Well you're cat needs to get fit and buff to assert dominance over the other cats, that's just life.
>mfw bomb threat street down from where I am
>>706970183
I haven't done a thing! I went to my one class then took a nap that went WAY longer than it needed to. You?
>>706970332
The parody is really good. Probably the best parody anime series made.
>>706970412
You don't seem to understand how female armour works.
>>706970332
Gave up on Ae-tan? Probably a good decision.
>>706970648
This guy gets it. Fluffy dresses really are amazing, hopefully soon enough we will see Galil wearing one.
>>706970212
My day was alright, been a bit sleepy but otherwise just usual class stuff. Looking for things to do but nobody seems to be on campus or available today.
>>706970700
See above.
>>706970083
Well, she is pretty tall for female protag, 5'4". But she's still physically young.
>>706970332
She was made an Apostle at 13, Apostles stop aging when they get made.
>>706970685
I guess.
>>706970870
I do. But, real armor is better.
>>706969623
>Implying
>>706969873
Maybe if you keep being a fag
>>706970123
Good!
Any armour is good armour
>>706970212
It is and it takes forever
>>706970685
>Inb4 Allah Akbar
>>706970332
Another Ausfag? Nice.
I'm also in Vic, but upper part of it.
>>706970870
What?
I was just mentioning that because Miku is a synth. I like synths a lot. They can sound really soothing. I just play keyboard instruments. Who is ae-tan?
>>706970951
Body-type is loli.
Age isn't loli.
>>706971087
Well isn't this just a Gay Time!
>>706971087
We just keep showing up here, dont we?
Ausfags taking over. Riot when?
There's no easy way to break somebody's heart
I lied and told her she'd be fine
Though we both knew it was just a line
I had to do it
Cause I'd have said anything to help me get through it
>>706970685
My mom had a Chihuahua too, and I also had to take her in.
Nice filename
>>706970856
Sord
>>706970870
>TFW I will never make a girl who wears fluffy dresses as a Pathfinder character
Sadness.jpeg
>>706970951
Cute gif
>>706970870
That isn't me, fag
>>706970945
I was barely able to stay awake in class today, I was so tired for some reason lol. Play any LoL today?
Super late claim desu~
>>706970332
Victoria Australia? I didn't know such a place existed
>>706970648
Pretty sure my autism riddled part of the country is still smarter than half the states in the USA though ;)
>>706970945
You live in residence do you? I live at home away from everything, so I don't really get to do stuff with anyone ever. Just my friends online!
>>706971082
I never got that far in league. It seems strange that you have to work so hard just to be given a chance to rank up if you pug a good team
>>706971087
Kirino <3
>>706971082
>Maybe if you keep being a fag
Someone needs to simmer down.
And I'm actually sure it's just a bunch of white kids.
>>706971062
Not "I guess". This is cold hard facts.
Realize that I wasn't on for long, but I'm getting real tired, guess that's what happens when you're getting 4 hours a night.
>>706971199
Golden Gay Times are pretty nice.
>>706971287
Riot now, Race war later.
>Ausfags taking over
More like muslims amirite
>>706971309
Do it anyway. Roleplay hard. Cosplay to meetings.
>one of the players in one of the campaigns I was in showed up in a corset and a wig
>effeminate goldfish was an apt description
>>706971445
Kirino lives in Orangeland, Vic.
>>706971199
Age, definitely not. But given her physical aging was stopped, she technically counts as loli.
>>706971445
Hello Alice
>Kiri
>>706971487
Okay. I'll try to get my cat running then.
Sleep nicely.
>>706971367
I haven't yet, if you want to play I'm down.
>>706971445
I have the exact opposite problem, most of my friends are back home and only a couple go to college here.
>>706971341
Obviously, that's why this is your first post but it's not from a new IP.
>>706971801
I'm about to go get some food, but maybe when I get back
>>706971636
>Orangeland
Now now, you're going to make people think I actually live in a place called Orangeland.
>>706971843
>implying I didn't post already
See: >>706958617
Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Riding into the danger zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
>>706971432
Super stretched pic desu~
>>706971445
What the fuck did you just fucking say about America, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Britbongistan, and I have over 300 confirmed Bald Eagles. I am trained in burger warfare and I’m the top shooter in the entire US gun owners. You are nothing to me but just another Canuck Cuck. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,moosefucker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my guns. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of me and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Canuck.
>>706971550
How's it going Kalashnikov?
>>706971636
But I can't
Maybe if I could get a game with /tg/ players, but not unless that happened.
>That nigga gay
>>706971636
I'm not really sure where that is. It's in Australia?
>>706971715
How is your day going?
>>706971801
I don't really have friends though... so I guess it's not really a problem anyway
>>706972036
I SAID YOUR COUNTRY IS MOSTLY RETARDED
>Alice
>>706971612
A cute
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