Is my dick suckable? Also general dick rate thread.
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Is my dick suckable?
Also general dick rate thread.
>>706955058
You know it is.
It's even uncut, so bonus points for that.
>>706955268
Umm m8 it is cut .
Shameless self bump
>>706955058
Come on that ain't you, it it is post same picture with two fingers on it
>>706955881
yeah nigga do it
>>706955881
Picture is from this morning . Not really hard right now. Will try tho but had a fap like 8 mins ago.
Any rate on this?
>>706956842
7/10 looks dirty
>>706957103
Wanna see more gimme your kik
Is my dick photogenic?
>>706957391
Sure is
wouldfitinass/10
Can't get a chance to pull it out all the way but here is the bulge, had to take a quick picture.
>>706955881
It will not get harder then this for the moment
r8 thread
rate?
>>706955058 real uncut cock here
>>706955374
Oh?
Looked uncut from the backside.
Still looks like there is some foreskin left.
>>706958072
More??
>>706955058
Measurements
>>706955374
it looked suckable, now it's not. Damn ugly op
I would suck my cock
>>706958977
I would suck your cock too
>>706957811
Not much but rate?
Anyone want to kik?
>>706959330
As hard as I can get.
rate pls?
How's mine lads
>>706955058
>>706955374
now that we know its cut its not suckable anymore
Ignore dirty nails, did this when I got home from work for now ex gf
>>706955058
where are your testicles?
>>706960403 all see us that dirty fucking nail... You sick fuck
>>706960403
Really Nice 9/10
I love tout Dick
What about mine ?
>>706960161
What the fuck is that? Princess toadstool will love it.
>>706955058
Why yes, yes it is!
9/10
Well done sir!
Not the best photo
>>706960917
who the fuck is princess toadstool?
I have this weird fantasy where I want to drink coffee from a penis.
An actual penis, attached to an actual man, which somehow produces coffee when I suck on it.
Is there a reasonably practicable way I can achieve this?
so many ugly dicks
Postan.
>>706961744
You fail at life.
>>706961744
>who the fuck is princess toadstool?
>>706961912
Of course but from a ass hole
>>706961738
I want it in me. Any chance you can post balls?
>>706961953
then rate 'em
>>706961912
>seal end of straw
>fill with coffee
>seal other end
>insert in a penis
>unseal end at the tip
>drink
>>706962012
>>706962013
In Japan, the Princess has always been referred to as Princess Peach, but when Mario games were first released in the US, NOA decided to rename her Princess Toadstool. And at that time, games released for the European market took America's lead, so she was also referred to as Toadstool there.
The first appearance of the name "Peach" in the western markets was in Yoshi's Safari back in 1993, but the name didn't catch on at the time.
So the real moment when the name change to Peach happened outside of Japan was when Super Mario 64 was released. If you've played the game, remember the bit right at the beginning when Mario receives a letter from the Princess inviting him over to her castle? She signs it off as Princess Toadstool, but handwrites the name "Peach" straight after it.
And since then, Peach for the western market has been explained away as Princess Toadstool's nickname.
dipshits.
virgin r8
>>706955058
Faggot
>>706962663
kik?
My Cock has a Hard Downward Curve from Much Masturbating for So Many Years that it Allows women to Deep Throat Super Easily
Even So Much As A Harrder DownWard Curve than those members in this thread
"Members"
>>706955058
I'd give you a handjob
>>706962663
Can i lick your dick ?
>>706957295
you can give me yours, i do kinda wanna see more
>>706958977
i would too
location?
>>706962567
>>706957391
very pretty. atr8, but would suck>>706958072
nice
>>706955058
11/10 would suck dry
>>706955058
>>706955374
dude, it's not cut, are you stupid?
there is no scar. retractable doesn't mean it's cut. and we aren't talking about guys in the gym where cutting means your all vascular.
fuck you're a moron.
plus it's fucking ugly, uncut feral.
>>706963477
Juicy
can you post a pic from the tip, i really wanna suck it
r8?
>>706961982
Would suck
>>706957936
i'd still suck it
>>706963459
How bout you gimme yours lol dont really wanna share mine
r8 my cock
>>706964981
>>706964981
Fuck me /10
>>706964981
Would gladly lube up and slowly jerk off for an hour without anyone ever knowing.
>>706965375
are you me?
>>706964137
9/10
Rate me people
>>706960834
can you pull your foreskin back or is it stuck there
R8 plz
>>706965874
nothingspecialbutstillnice/10
>>706965874
9/10
>>706965830
it is difficult to fold when I have a big erection
Stroke my cock and my ego. (R8 plz)
>>706962850
>>706965122
Been saving up?
>>706964212
on one condition
You post a picture of your cock from the tip
as if i was sucking it
>>706961738
Definitely would suck!
>>706955058
best dick ever
>>706966522
yes
area code?
>>706965155
>>706965375
>>706965525
would you suck on it?
>>706966852
please
state?
>>706966852
With pleasure !
>>706955058
really hot cock you have, kik? :D
>>706966852
woulddddd
>>706967199
looks like a fucking mushroom
be so much better if you were uncut
>>706955058
Dick rate threads, /hm/ closeted
>>706967150
not in the states sorry :(
>>706966425
for a few days ;)
>>706967812
What country?
>>706967441
I prefer uncut, all that extra floppy skin...gross. Its only semi hard btw.
>>706963477
10/10
>>706964055
Seconded. Post pic from a cocksucker's point of view ;).
>>706967947
so hott
>reformed trap
>browsing /b/
>see this thread
>save a few dick pics
f-fuck you faggots
Rate?
>>706968368
>reformed trap
What mean?
>>706968429
10 damn. More?
Rate non Jew
>>706968368
Same here. Except I posted a pic. And now I want to trap again.
>>706968030
canada
>>706968453
Trying not to think about dicks or put things in my butt anymore
>>706966587
Ok took long since i was a bit busy
>>706955058
You have no balls, literally... where are your balls son?
wanna see a small boyish one?
>>706968528
I'm from there. What province?
>>706968528
I'm canada too. Ab here.
Theres another view
>>706968690
yes obv
r8 mine?
>>706964155
Thanks, you're welcome to anytime.
>>706968887
If you have weird on the edge music taste then I know you
>>706969012
like?
>>706969073
cLouddead? That dick looks really familiar
>>706968871
all file sizes too big from mobile cam :/
Fucking everyone on b has a monster cock but me
It's pissing me off
>>706969251
got kik?
>>706969129
Was just there visiting family last month. Too bad :(
>>706968547
Fuck you just do it anyway nothing like having dick in yo mouth or butt or all over your face
>>706969523
No, kik is fucking gay
>>706968556
hng
ok let me make a kik
would you let me suck it?
more pics too pls
>>706969648
think you got the wrong person
>>706969747
On kik ill share
>>706969835
[spoiler]How did you get your dick so oily?[/spoiler]
Ill take ratings, thanks
>>706969895
Different anon. Want my kik? Love to suck dick. Yours is very nice.
So many uncut cocks. This thread is making me wet.
>>706969968
Cocoa butter.
>>706968871
k
>>706964055
Gladly
>>706968291
Thanks!
>>706970082
Damn. Thanks man! Wish i was on my knees in front of you right now.
>>706970082
holy fucking shit
>>706959330
8/10
Very suckable, not good for getting fucked in the ass
sure it is, really suckable :Q_
>>706969523
i can't believe i missed out on getting mt dick sucked lol
m/f?
>>706964195
Drooling/10
>>706970050
Sure kik name?
>>706969835
>>706970063
cute
>>706970423
ty :)
>>706969835
Could you pull the skin back? I wanna see the head.
>>706970253
why not good for the ass?
>>706970188
Looks like we're wishing for the same thing :D
>>706970240
Thanks, I wasn't gonna take it but I got time to kill lol
>>706970358
Kik is war_chortle
>If anyone else wants to send me dick pics for rates or chat with a sub feel free.
>>706955058
Fuck my wife with it
>>706970694
you have no idea how much i wanna suck it
area code?
Can someone take a pic of their cock pissing for me?
>>706970867
858
>>706971026
Just gotta work out a piss now...
>>706970548
I can only cum from getting fucked with long strokes.
My bf had a dick much like yours. Its nice. And fun. But I couldnt cum from him fucking me.
On the other hand I could never get rid of my gag reflex but have a fetish for blowjobs and love burying my faceas deep as I can.
>>706968507
Nice dick
>>706971076
>1024x1024.jpg
>not 1:1 aspect ratio
>triggered
Can we all agree to stop posting mutilated genitals? Please?
I really like these threads but every time I see a dried out scarred up dick I feel a little sick
Pretty much every international human rights organization classifies circumcision as MGM and it really needs to stop
Why is my dick so veiny?
>>706971128
Gorgeous. Would give pussyjob.
>>706971083
yeah I have cum fetish too.. I like to feel cum in my face, but it's difficult for me to drink it because I feel that I will vomit, do you have any tip for me?
>>706970677
mind if i see yours?
>>706971280
tits or gtfo
Is a 5.5 inch girth bigger than average?
>>706971311
Try drinking more cum
>>706971248
it doesn't look bad
>>706969835
ruin my shithole with that thicc dicc
Rate?
>>706968559
I wanna suck it
>>706957391
Jesus Christ MOAR!
>>706971311
It has a snotty kinda texture.
The best way is when your man is cumming is to get it as deep as possible without gagging and try to swallow as he nuts.
Getting it in the back helps avoiding the texture, and trying to swallow feels fucking fantastic for him as hes busting his load
Why do I take so many pics of my dick?
>>706971229
>Pretty much every international human rights organization classifies circumcision as MGM and it really needs to stop
Really which ones? Im really curious. I am against circumcision, but unaware of this
>>706961912
>I have this weird fantasy where I want to drink coffee from a penis.
>An actual penis, attached to an actual man, which somehow produces coffee when I suck on it.
>Is there a reasonably practicable way I can achieve this?
I've known of someone who would get paid to be a decanter at really hedonistic parties. Basically he would take a catheter and drain his urine, then somehow take another catheter to fill it back up with wine. I'm sure someone out there would be willing to do it with coffee, although maybe not hot :P It did give him all sorts of problems like urinary tract infections though :(
>>706971753
Because your cock is perfect and deserves to be seen
>>706955058
No. Sharp knees.
>>706971753
cus its fucking great
location?
>>706971766
UN
WHO
etc
>>706971335
Can't right now. Got people around :(
>>706971805
>Decanter is for aerating the wine
>Your bladder is inside your body
What a shit decanter
No arguing, just penis.
>>706971076
>>706971128
>>706971227
why is every cock in this thread perfect?
>>706970063
I like yours the best. Got more?
>>706971593
thanks a lot, this is a nice tip! I really want to drink cum because I know my bf want that I do it but I'm too pussy and only let him cum in the face
what about mine?
>>706971753
nice cock
ratey rate
Anyone taking pictures at this moment?
>>706972118
Want it in my throat
This thread needs more balls.
>>706971950
WHO is all for circ you dipshit.
and so it the American Pediatric Association.
These threads always make me wish I had a buddy who'd just let me play with his dick for a bit.
>>706971128
is that your cock? it look so good, want it
>>706972623
OMAHA
M
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>>706972034
lol, fine, Carafe I guess, but he called himself a decanter... not sure if he knew the difference either
>>706972623
You have male friends don't you? If you're cute enough then just tell them what you want, every guy loves a no-strings attached orgasm
>>706972076
all file sizes too big >.<
>>706955058
Highly suckable~
>>706971229
Go fuck yourself, cut dick is superior.
>>706972692
10. Jesus christ
>>706972692
Delicious looking!
>>706972844
And Americans wonder why the world laughs at them
>>706972844
Dry wrinkly jewish shit?
gross
>>706972344
Very nice cock
I wanna see this destroying my gf pussy
>>706955374
do you even know what circumcision is? lol dude, you ain't cut.
>>706972613
No health organisation in the world recommends routine infant circumcision.
None.
Not the anon you replied to btw.
can i get a rate?
>>706972844
Uncut dick tastes better
Cut dick feels better
t. gay boy
>>706972998
Wrong
Cut dicks DO NOT feel good at all
It is like touching a calloused foot, disgusting
>>706972998
Lol uncut dick feels miles better
T. Gay boy.
>>706972997
nice one
>>706963924
Who hurt you?
Rate
>>706973166
>>706973206
>put lube on it until it looks like one of those canned chickens
>the ridge and smooth tip
>no skin flapping in the wind
>>706969835
>6,5"
....i refuse to believe
>>706971359
i believe 4.7 is average could be wrong tho
>>706964195
Nice. Mm mmm mmmmmm
>>706973359
Just no, nothing compares to the gliding that a non butchered dick has
If you think cut feels better it is because you have a sick fetish, nothing more
>>706957950
Best one on this thread. Yum
>>706973537
>a girl
what are you fucking gay?
>>706973316
I'd suck you daily if you so desired
>>706973359
>Skin flapping in the wind.
Lol no.
The skin slides smoothly back and forth and decreases friction while simultaniously increasing stimulation and movement. Aka less abrasion. More pleasure. Uncut is miles ahead in the way they feel.
>>706973633
lol apparently I'm the only one who uses mine here
>>706973757
Not gay just wanted a rate.
Thanks though
Hows mine?
>>706973889
Got more pics? you got a nice dick
>>706972730
Regency, here!
>>706973918
Looks like an old cowboy dick
>>706973949
Uhhhh just tributes
>>706973918
Looks like someone sended it to you.
>>706973950
132nd & Maple here
>>706973984
>"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
OK!
>>706974018
damn that's a nice dick, i bet it would taste great
>>706973984
Thanks
And it's mine don't worry lol >>706974084
>>706955374
That is absolutely not circumcised m8. If somehow you don't get any foreskin coverage while flaccid it's because your foreskin is naturally short.
>>706974154
I'll be right over to play with your dick.
>>706974246
Kek
>>706971076
Ooooooph
>>706974494
I would love to stroke you off onto that picture
>>706974764
>Update
I would love to stroke off to a picture of you stroking him off to that picture
>>706974297
I come from a country with a fucking weird ritual of keeping the cut foreskin so I am 100% sure I am cut
>>706974764
I blew a massive load on that picture.
Unfortunately I can't post it because of these shit new filesize limits.
You can have a link to all my stuff on mega though if you want
https://mega.nz/#F!i14XTTKa!0tA3OULLHWucG6zqbZkd-Q
>>706974894
I would love to cum on a picture of you stroking off to a picture of me stroking him off onto that picture.
>>706963924
Wow boy calm down. I am sure it's cut cause my parents kept the foreskin .
>>706974988
What country? Also post a flaccid pick.
>>706975016
very hot pictures anon, I'll be jerking off to those for days.
>tfw my BF's dick is long and thick but he's circumcised
I just wanna play with a foreskin, damn it.
>>706975077
I would love to stroke off my boyfriend onto a picture of you cumming on a picture of him stroking off to a picture of you stroking him off onto that picture.
>>706975152
Romania . That explains everything.
>>706975274
tits
>>706975366
>Implying I'm a chick
>>706975336
lmao you're fucking retarded m8. I don't know what your parents showed you, but it wasn't your foreskin. Your foreskin is still on the tip of your dick where it belongs
>>706975221
Which is your favourite?
>>706975335
I would love to lick the cum of that picture afterwards.
>>706966375
pls send us the video
Rate non Jew
>>706975272
OMG that vein. 10/10
>>706975274
Same bro. Had a big dicked uncut bf one time. Would have stayed with him if he wasn't the most boring person on the planet.
>>706975429
My dick was fraimed. It was all a conspiracy.
>>706975492
4/10
Fix your phimosis and it could go up a couple points
>>706972931
Yeah the world laughs at America for having cut dicks. Retard.
>>706975752
Idk how bro, I heard creams help but I got no clue where to start
>>706976075
Google phimosis stretching. Do those. Creams only help with the stretching. They don't work on thier own.
>>706976075
Just start pulling it back as much as it will go a few minutes every day. Yours isn't that tight compared to some, you should be able to get it to normal easily enough.
