hey /b/ i want to die. is it enough?
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hey /b/ i want to die. is it enough?
no
dont take enough and u'll just be miserable it's nnot like taking too many is gonna unkill you
What is it?
One of then looks like Tramadol, if it is then no. You'll just be very sick.
Need more
>>706945919
Pour some milk, grab a spoon and dig in.
>>706945919
You do know that ODing is one of the most painful ways to do it right?
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>>706946222
3 times as many?
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>>706946428
dude, dont kill yourself, or atleast tell me why you plan to?
>>706946306
lol, enjoy your constipation
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>>706946280
THIS
Unbelievable misery for hours upon hours..
Don't do it anon, find help. Life gets better.
>>706945919
that just gonna leave you in anxiety and stomac pain for 12-20 hours, get a rope or a gun.
nie rób tego
The best and most pain free way to kill yourself is with Tylanol. About 40 of them is plenty, you'll drift off to sleep and not wake up
>>706946697
dont belive this fag, shit never gets better. get a gun or a knife.
People that kill themselves are fucking pussies and afraid of life. Life has its ups and downs. Don't do it, killing yourself is only going to push your current problems to someone else, maybe even permanently. I used to be suicidal too couple years ago. Nowadays i'm not regretting that i didn't do it.
TL;DR: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem that causes misery on people around you.
>>706946168
this is the truest shit i've ever read lmao
i got alot of chlorprotixen like 100 tabs of 50mg, some hydroxyzinum, like 10 tabs of 10 mg and 20 tabs of kwetiapin 25 mg each. is it enough?
>>706946697
>>706946800
/b/ in a nutshell.
>>706946775
kek
>>706945919
Your liver is gonna get fucked up, you might as well neck yourself
>>706946882
spoken like a true normie. get your head out of your ass. suicide if the solution for many people, if ya aint got nothiong to live for then fucking man up and die. i am behind ya OP.
>>706947007
Record it.
>>706947007
Yes.
my liver is fucked enough b/c of alcohol
Dude, don't do it. 5 years ago, I drank a 5th, ate 30 trazadone, and 30 ambien. Terrible experience. Before I started seizing and went unconscious, I was in so much pain. Died in the hospital, was resuscitated, woke up four days later, was lucky not to lose a kidney and/or be on dialysis. Don't kill yourself and definitely don't do it this way.
>>706946306
What??? No you fool, that won't work
How is he gunna post that vid exactly?
>>706947149
I have been on 4chan for 6 years now and i must admit that you're one of the most sociopathic people i have seen in here. Your "advice" is only good for you, do it faggot.
>>706947393
Maybe livestream it?
>>706947149
thanks. i will
>>706947335
This troll is only fucking with you.
Do it faggot. Livestream.
>>706947335
Sounds like you woke up dead in hospital from eternal bleeding, luckily surviving with minor injuries.
>>706946882
Seriously please kill yourself dumb fuck. Nobody would give a flying Fuck if you'd kill yourself.
>>706945919
the problem with pills is you puke them up. you can't stop it unless you take some other shit to help prevent nausea. death by pills is way too prone to failure.
>>706947389
why?
OP don't forget to drop your live stream link, and make sure the camera is set up so we can get an angle on the paramedice when they come in a panic.
>>706947507
>>706947149
Samefag
>>706947443
how?
Do it faggot
>>706947469
I'm not trolling shit. The first thing you are going to do is vomit until you really wish you were dead. Your body will puke a lot of it back up. Your entire body feels like it's on fire. Eventually you will start seizing and foaming at the mouth. Your heart rate will drop and your kidneys and liver may fail due to toxicity but you can still live.
>>706945919
probably not if someone finds you/ you puke them, my uncle did the same and it did not work, he suicided going under a train
>>706947717
You should make a grindcore/goregrind band, your lyrics are amazing.
Live stream plz
If you seriously consider suicide, you're weak and deserve to die. Loading up other people with the mess you've made. Fuck off from this world anon, you ain't worth it.
>>706947795
kek
>>706947482
My respiratory system shut down.
>>706946800
Dubs confirm
>>706947717
no. i tried. like 50 pills of chlorprotixen. i woke up in hospital. i havent vomit... welll i dont think i have
>>706947717
But if op wants to do it nothing we say will matter. Might as well get a live steam, no? Idk about you but this is shaping up t be a good morning for me. I should hit up 4chan.org in the morning more often
>>706947112
This is the only good advice in this thread.
>>706945919
Besides OP what are you a fucking chick? Only pussies kill themselves with pills.
>>706947795
I already did.
>>706947853
I had the same experience with benadryl/diphenhydramine, complete respiratory paralysis, the most terrifying moment of my life.
OP please deliver
>>706948043
Post it
>>706945919
Ex soviet fag detected
>>706948022
You did. Guarantee it.
>>706948038
well im not american i dont have a gun... so?
>>706947821
You are worthless lol. please kill yourself failed abortion
>>706945919
No, not nearly enough rope.
>>706948142
I was unconscious, but my respiratory system shut down then my heart stopped. They used the paddles and then had me intubated.
Go rape someone and then kill you'r self. I will remember you forever. (Jak robić to tylko z pierdolnięciem)
>>706945919
Don't use pills bro it will damage your organs. Donate your organs to someone that will use them better than you did.
>>706945919
What a fucking faggot way to go, very fitting for OP but if I was killing myself I'd just eat a bullet tbh.
>>706945919
What are you, a teenage goth girl? If you're really serious, just hang yourself or use a gun.
Otherwise, pic related. Stop being a whiny bitch and go outside and do crazy fun and dangerous things.
>>706948347
I was actually conscious, couldn't breathe at all, my heart is pretty fucked now.
okay. lets smoke just one last cig:)
>>706945919
don't do it again copypasta! plz stay for the YLYL and the lolis
>>706948481
Damn dude. I can't imagine being conscious for that shit. Glad you made it. Idk how I ended up with no issues.
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>>706948213
I'm sure you have tall buildings in your shitty country and/or i'm sure you have rope in your country.
>>706945919
No, you need at least 2 or 3 times more
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>>706948541
>>706946788
The best way right now is to dress as a clown and go out in a blaze of gunfire
>>706948630
Consider yourself lucky man, it sucks to have a fucked up hearth.
thats a more painful method of dying than slow torture. just neck yourself or jump from a building idk
I tried killing myself a couple years back. Gun misfired, I moved it to check the chamber and it went off into the ceiling. I realized then that my problems were really not all that bad.
>>706948831
Yeah cooking can be a pain if you've fucked up your hearth.
>>706948831
I do man. I really do. Haven't felt suicidal or attempted anything like that since.
>>706948541
>>706948791
no copypasta
/this>>>>706948618
>>706945919
Suicide by cop is a better way.
I had a friend who od'd on purpose, watching him scream and beg god to undo what he did was fucking sad. Organ failure isn't fun mate.
>>706948791
Tell everyone why you want kill yourself
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>>706948793
im not american sooooo nobody will shoot me if i deres like a clown:(
thats my dog
>>706945919
OP, you don't want to do this, life is what you want it to be. I was maliciously beat by my father, punched in the face, kicked. By the age of 13, I was raped twice. I grew up poor, in the ghetto, barely talked to anyone because I withdrew from everyone. I hated myself, I wanted to die, I became an adult and it didn't look much better. I use to cut, still have scars all over my body. I didn't have anyone even my mom was gone, she moved to a different state. I got cancer and she let me come stay with her, but not until after she fucked my boyfriend while I was havi g surgery to remove a tumor. I lived with her for a while until her and her new husband kicked me out in the middle of the night, during a snow storm. I lived a shitty life as an addict, took almost as many pills a day as youre about to swallow, but they were pain killers. I got raped again in 2013... I decided to quit pills cold turkey, stayed to myself, cut everyone off. I finally got back to working, I got a car, I finally stopped couch surfing and got a place to live on my own. Met an amazing dude-who isn't the type I would normally go for, I work for his parents now, making tons of money, we are buying a house now, we have 4 cars, 5 awesome dogs, I only smoke pot, and now, we are getting married next october and getting ready to start trying for a baby.
My point is, even at my lowest, I kept going. I am now 27 and my life has FINALLY started to get somewhere.
Don't give up, I care and others do too.
>>706948871
Fuck no if your gonna do it, at least dress as a clown and do something insane to become super famous.
>>706946168
>>706946952
Samefag
>>706949077
Good to know pal, things always get better when you least expect it.
>>706949093
Suicide by cop, while dressed as a killer clown. It has network news headlines written all over it.
>>706949137
they just put me in hospital again... no use
are those perks? give me couple before you hero
people that want to die do it they dont attention whore it like a mommas poor spoiled baby..no wonder your dad left home fucking pleb
>>706949275
Very true. It was weird. Like actually dying made me realize I had a lot more to live more. I've never talked to anyone who has experienced anything similar. Makes me feel good in a way to know that someone else survived this shit.
>>706945919
From a distance,it looks like corn puffs.
>>706949192
Why do you need 4 fucking cars?
Normie invasion up in this beach
Tylenol/Pills is the absolute fucking worst way to do it. The pain is indescribable with Tylenol, and painkillers or sleeping pills are usually innefective. You'll almost certainly end up being taken to the hospital and they'll be able to save your life, but not without you ending up with a crazy amount of organ damage You'll be a fucking wreck. Plus, killing yourself is gay.
>>706949192
i got everythikk. i had a wife. i loved her. she left me. i lost my job. i have no money. no wife. no future
>>706949488
Indeed m8, surviving these kind of situations make you a lot stronger than you were before.You realize what are the real problems and the ones are not that bad.
>>706949338
you have a mental illness or other shit?
tell us who you are
>>706945919
at least get yourself some heroin or morphine, at least you can reliably OD on that shit.
Most meds have hidden trace amounts of a vomit inducing substance in them to prevent you from eating a lethal dose.
Shotgun would also be more reliable.
Or just stop being a fucking pussy and get over yourself. Fuck, go live in the woods for a week. You might die or you might learn something, either way its better than this shit.
>>706949598
i am a wreck
>>706949165
Ok then.
Find super cool building to jump off.
Have clown suit in backpack.
Go up to the top floor restroom and get changed into your hero costume.
Jump off and smile knowing you just made the world news.
Bonus points for having a sign that says clown lives matter tied to your body.
OP quit being a fucking pussy and either do it or man the fuck up BOY You fucking millennial pussys are in for a rude awakening when mommy dies
>>706949717
Definitely. I'm glad we had this chat anon. Glad you are still around.
>>706949907
butt buddies for life exchange number you make me ill
Fuck all you faggots trying to concince him to live.
I just mean physically. Look, I only know about this shit because I did it last year, and when I came out of the whole thing I just ended up looking like a huge emo faggot. I had forgotten about all the good things in my life because I was too busy being miserable. I'm guessing that you're young, so give it time. If you're 55 and still feel this way then be a man and blow your brains out.
>>706949730
okay. im 35. now jobless. 3 times in mental hospital or whatever is it called. polish. my wife left me. all i got is a flat and a dog
>>706950038
this
>>706950033
Yea yea yea.
good luck overdosing on a bowl of mentos you tit
>>706949907
Same here pal, hope things still good.
>>706950033
Don't be jealous man, we can also do some non gay shit, like mutual buttfuck or something, you know... Manly stuff.
>>706945919
lel that's melatonin its a hormone, it wont kill you dumb ass
>>706950038
Yeah this guy could be the next harambe super famous martyr, and these turd heads are trying to take that away from him.
sooooo just tell me how i can livestream this
>>706945919
Helium and face mask.
you fat basement dwelling ground sloth leech
someone needs to cave your fucking skull in
and free up the oxygen youre wasting
another dredge on society cry baby fuck
>>706950244
u r a fucking melatonine
>>706950334
*nitrogen
>helium contains oxygen for this very reason
>>706950334 yeah. i got nitrogen and facemask. it was like 3 weeks in hospital
>>706950157
kek
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anyway bye b. i will try to dir before u.
>>706950884
pussy
post your ugly face if ur really gonna kill urself
>>706950884
Yes yes yes!
Live stream OP! Deliver!
>>706945919
Yes its more than enough but you wont do shit because you are a pussy.
I like this thread lets keep it goin
The people who kill themselves here don't want advice usually. They just do it, occasionally they contact someone for a give. But then they just die. Never to be heard from again. It's not something anyone can stop. Your asking OP. It's your choice, but death ends fun.
>>706950985
okay just give ne a minute
>>706950884
You WON'T die from that retard.
>>706947821
youre an idiot
>>706950884
gobble gobble boy wonder
chase with bleach
one less betapleb...woot
>>706949054
underrated post
If you are serious about killing yourself and i mean you have no where else to turn desperate bite into a cherry seed or cut one open in put it in your mouth its enough cynide to put you down
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>>706950985
>>706951592
Fuck Op. you joined the ranks.
>>706951592
why dont u get some money and go pay a stripper for sex?
>>706951592
Hope you find peace.
>>706951592
stop do this, rly stop
>>706951754
oh fuck boy. sex is overrated. i had hookers like i dunno 100 of them? no use if you empty inside
>>706951754
this
If you're going to off yourself do it in a blaze of glory with prostitutes and meth in some 3rd world shithole, you're not american so you're probably already in one :^)
>>706952047
hahaha u just won an internet boy
adios shitbag too bad it isnt true
40 yr old mommas boy..she may fall for it
I dont
do it faggot , kys !
Last bastion of jackass.
>>706952217
>>706952276
okay but i dont know if i have enough
/thread and this loser
>>706952474
ya if i wasnt loser i wouldent be on /b/...
>>706951592
Yeah, I doubt it's worth living with such a pitiful look on your face. Have fun dying. Anyways, good luck in your next life if there is one, but make sure to not fuck it up twice.
buy black paint, paint yourself in black paint. go outside, get shot by police.
>>706952674
yeah what ever shitbag
>>706952699
>>706952766
2 dubs in a row...
You have an antihistamine, seroquel and an antipsychotic. I don't know interactions, but it looks like a shitty overdose. Maybe not death. Idk
>>706952190
you think this is a fucking game, take out a huge loan and blow it all on drugs/alch. Take obscene amounts, your heart will probably explode but you'll have a blast
See you on the other side /b/rother.
>>706952903
>life achievements
>>706945919
depends on which flavor the mentos are and how curiously strong the altoids
>>706952982
otherside
>delirious
No you'll end up a head in a bed, shoot yourself, this way will be itchy and painful. Go a councillor. Life is so much more. But if you want a way out. Not this way. Even we care.
Don't. I've been there.
>>706949192
You are a women so you have no valid points here,do you even need to try to get fucked?have you ever been rejected by every one based on how you look?this is not the place for you or your make belive bullshit tits or gtfo
Zabij sie kurwiu wkoncu ile mozna czejac
>>706945919
those look like some fine vitamins
Only thing OP is going to kill is another bag of Cheetos a box of Hot Pockets and his butthole with Scruffys dog dick
>>706952276
what about unique uses?
Not like anyone in this thread is speaking from first hand experience.
>>706946306
Enjoy your 4 hour coma and low blood sugar faggot
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>>706952766
suicide is sooooo much easier i us of a...
i got cool tatoo btw
OP Probably passed out already
>>706952940
antihistamine????
>>706949192
>my life has FINALLY started to get somewhere
why are you here then ?
you are just miserable as anyone else
>>706953418
Died when I was 16. Don't remember shit. Woke up 3 days later in a psych ward.
>>706945919
just go sallow some bleach
>>706953661
I died last week, shit was so cash
>>706953440
Przynajmniej masz wystarczacy powód by się odjebac. Zrób to w końcu jebana świnio
OP's got Scruffys lipstick in his mouth
>killing yourself with antipsychotics
atleast get some real pills OP, eat a shitton of oxy, xanax and drink a bottle of gin or you'll just end up in the hospital.
>>706953738
Not so cash. Had to prove I wasn't psychotic.
>>706953753
this is america speak spanish you cuk
>>706953587
that story is a fiction. it was made to make OP feel better about himself and not let him commit suicide already.
>>706953906
yuh think?
>>706946428
Hydroxyzine???
Do you actually want to die or what, because that won't do it.
>>706953905
Stul pysk kurwo. OP is pole
>>706953967
Antihistamine passed off as anti anxiety. To avoid benzodiazepines.
>>706953738
>>706953661
>>converting me
This clown dont want to die
he wants to kill us with his ignorance
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and i got this... i know it will not kill me but maybe it would be fun?
>>706953957
she got raped like 3 fucking times and never went to the police or a hospital for medical treatment
Be aware that patients with an antipsychotic (neuroleptic) overdose are at risk of rapid deterioration with coma, seizures, hypotension, or dysrhythmias. They all require transport to a hospital facility because the severity of overdose cannot be ascertained immediately after ingestion.
>>706945919
Go wild and take some extremist muslims with you
>>706954107
yeah take em, what could go wrong
>>706949192
tl;dr
>>706954107
If you think foaming and seizing on the ground is fun, go on
>>706954107
Ty zjebany tłusty przegrywie, wyglądasz jak obsrane gacie mojej matki. Zabij się w końcu
>>706945919
Just fucking slit your throat, cunt.
>>706945919
Holy shit anon just get a fucking rope or jump in front of a freeway. Don't make shit too complicated otherwise it won't work, and you'll just be a disabled fucking potato for the rest of your miserable life
>>706954107
Epi pen, not fun.
>>706945919
this is gonna be slow and painful death LOL
never use meds
jump (not on rails, find something really tall)
>>706954458
Hell.
>>706945919
why would you eat that cereal dry?
>>706954404
>e
ej no mam jeszcze z pół litra wódki do wypicia
>>706945919
Yo take a bunch of Benadryl. You'll trip balls man
>>706954404
poznajesz obsrane gacie swojej starej w czyjej[spoiler][/spoiler] ręce?, ostro
>>706954583
i could put some yoghut on this
>>706954688
Or Dramamine. Full hallucinations and feeling like your filled with concrete.
>>706946245
If this is enough to kill OP,the milk will just neutralize the poison and he'll be in a shitload of pain.
>>706954736
hahaha wygrałes internet
>>706946280
Very true.about 16 years ago I tried offing myself my eating a shitload of pills and let me tell ya,that shit was no fun.
okay lets do it. how can i livestream that?
>>706945919
thought those were corn pops from the thumbnail lmao. but seriously OP use an immediate and lethal method if you're trying to off yourself, if you were really serious you would do that and quit being an attention whore.
>Unbelievable misery for hours upon hours..
>Don't do it anon, find help. Life gets better.
No it fucking does not. Life only gets harder. The load, heavier. It ends up getting too heavy for some of us to carry.
>>706954926
My friend woke up with lines burnt into his forearms from the paddles and contact with the arm rails. Like tattoos.
>>706946882
Obviously a person who's never experienced a moment of true unhappiness or despair in their entire life.
Being suicidal because you can't laid or some other stupid bullshit just means you're a sad wasteful existence.
Also fuck you for even mentioning that stupid ass "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem." crap, you pretentious little faggot.
How do you know that their problems aren't permanent?
>>706953753
stfu you polish carcass!
okaY no livestream. by /b/. faggots. betas. and lolifes. u were like family to me . fuck you all.
>>706955510
>>706955510
but... well... i guess good bye, will you post a pic drinking all that stuff ?
>>706955510
Op got mad. Peace Anon.
>>706955645
yeah fuckin idiot i will post a pic of me DRINKING ALL THE FUCKING PILLS.
>>706956012
on a fucking 9gag btw
>>706956012
How old are you OP?
>>706956012
i'm sorry, i didn't meant to be morbous or fag... i mean... well, if you think suicide is your best choice... okay, not sure if you have any reasons to live or that shit... nevermind i hope you find peace i guess, well, i'm sorry : /
well OP I'm waiting kys already I don't have all the day, you know.
>>706956303
i will not find anything cause i will be dead.... like not alive and able to find something. but thanks:]
>>706956387
Shit dude I'm your age.
I was in the same position a long time ago and almost succeeded.
All I can say,no matter how bad shit is,it gets better.
Can I ask you,why you feel the way you do?
>>706956656
again, if that's your choice.. well, i respect that, still, i feel sorry for you that it had to be this way, maybe you had a shitty life adn that sucks (hug), maybe someday i'll join you, til then...
>>706956746
yea sorry but i got dizzy. i lost my job. wife. got no $$. been in mental inst. sevetal times. no help. just no hope. no reason
>>706945919
What are these? Hypnotics and Xannax 1mg XR?
Unless you have a liver condition no. Look for Ibuprofen (head ache medication without caffeine) and down the bottle along with that and you'd have your liver/kidneys fail on you... and you'd fall asleep for a day or two. It will be very painful if you wake up you will vomit up blood(as opposed to that happening in your sleep which you'd choke on from the blood thinners)
You'll want something with a more serious reaction way above the lethal dose that interacts with heart function to stop your heart. It often takes 2 days - 1 week to die from overdose(I'm speaking from experience and also an 18 hour DIY recovery from cutting three major arteries)
I suggest educating yourself on a bunch of different factors of death before suicide. The only reason I lived is because I downed a bottle of ibuprofen and a bottle of wine with the cutting I tried to overkill and I ended up slumped over in the chair in a pool of vomit and blood a day later alive and "well" after a coma and blocking the blood-flow accidentally to my arm.
Consider a jump over 65ft it's supposedly what the CIA used to fake suicides.
A 6 - 12 ft noose drop to break the neck is instant death usually if done correctly but I'd bet you fail.
If you feel lucky you can try a 22 to the back of the mouth and aim for the brain stem. This would also kill you instantly.
If you have a car try sleeping pills instead a rented parking garage that'll do the trick if you leave the car on and remove your muffler.
You could also find a high amps electrical output (volts will only burn you make sure it's high in amps and volts! It may be measured in watts which is a combination)
You can also find certain gas kits I think it's helium which your brain doesn't recognize.
Above all else just make sure you leave a note that you can easily undo if you fail. Trust me you don't wanna be in the system. Also so nobody obsesses over you. They need closure.
>>706957512
>Ibuprofen
???
that shit will make me vomit
>>706949192
Post your doggos
When down this always cheers me up OP
>>706957262
Damn /b/ro that really sucks,I understand it's hard to stay positive when shit happens but I hope things work out no matter the choice you make
>>706954107
NO! Don't use epi pens! They aren't fun! It's basically an induced panic attack. You'll feel true terror only to be described as a sense of "doom" and "death" your body creates adrenaline to kick your ass in gear to survive it's a harsh chemical to keep you moving. Synthetic adrenaline is the same monster.
Also this is my post I ran out of space.
>>706957512
Not familiar with those medications but I highly suggest you learn what they are and how you expect them to kill you within 12 hours.
>>706956569
And how do you expect a dead man to report back of his success in killing himself?
>>706946280
Worst way if you're a sperg lord downing a bottle of otc pain relievers. Pretty sure i'd rather clock out with barbituates & an anti-emetic than any other common method. If you're not tolerant to any other gaba influencing pharms then unconsciousness would hit like a freight train and you'd die in a floating dreamless sleep.
>>706958102
>Implying OP is already (clinically) dead.
>>706957731
my doggo and my ex wife
>>706957668
I'm saying you will vomit up anything you try to OD on unless you can hold it for 2 hours to let it reach your lowest GI and your best bet is to choke on it and ibuprofen will probably be toxic enough to keep you bleeding
>>706958593
Your ex is ugly
>>706958319
hahaha not dead yet
>>706945919
Kepilept probably won't kill you, and talk to a proffesional for help
>>706945919
Why do you want to die anon?
>>706958637
yeah cause we all will get fucking pornstars or models. fucking kid. get real.
>>706958684
prepare to die!
>>706958909
you can still get someone that doesn't look like a downsy cow
>>706958730
thanks but too late 4 that. been in hospital several times. no ch=anhge
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>>706947421
ITT: pack of emo faggots and convenient anecdotal fiction to steer OP away from suicide. why are all the ones who tell people NOT to off themselves the most pretentious faggots ever?
-It always gets better
No. It doesn't for a whole lot of people. The guy may have no legs, he already said his wife left and he's literally got a fucking dog. Stop listening to Good Charlotte and go out in the fucking real world, it's brutal as fuck and it breaks everyone down eventually.
-You're weak if you kill yourself
No, you're weak if you hold on to some cult-counseling brainwashing manifesto as your only reason for living. Reciting some doctor's mantra 10,000 a day to stop from jumping off a roof, that's weak.
At the end of the day, regardless of circumstance or your lot in life, suicide is the 1 decision that literally everyone still has in their control. There's a reason why it was seen as honorable in the past because it takes fucking balls to lay down every bit of physical, biological instinct that does everything it can to stay alive. It's truly the victory of the mental over the physical.
I'm not telling this guy to off himself, but you faggots need to get a clue. Every one of these threads these days is filled with white knights that all have some convenient fake story about how they tried once and it immediately enlightened them. Get the fuck outta here with your savior complex. I can guarantee if you fags who failed before lost every bit of money you had, lost every one of your family members, lost anyone who was ever close to you, the roof over your head and went a week without eating you'd sure as fuck find a way not to fail at offing yourself a second time.
>>706958967
okay
>>706959165
true
>>706959165
I like you anon.
>>706945919
Understand this before making any decisions life is a succession of events that we categorize as bad or good but life doesn't categorize it is us our brains who cant stop putting labels into everything, life only purpose is to make us feel, so anything you're feeling right now it is worth feeling either bad or good for the sole reason that you're feeling it
>>706959513
fucking what?
okay last tme i ask - shuld i go an hero on livesream? if so how?
>>706959647
Translation: "I'm a hippy fag, fag fag fag *eats a whole bag of dicks*"
>>706959787
if you stream someone is going to tell the police, just kill yourself so we don't see you or your ugly ex ever again.
>>706959165
When I say shit gets better I speak out of my own experience.I tried to off myself multiple times and almost succeeded.I'm not saying that things got better right away and that I found enlightenment or some bullshit.It took me years to get myself out of the hole I was in.
It just sucks to see a fellow human being be in that position.
If you can't see that with name calling then fuck off
Just got some OP 80s, any way to smoke these?
>>706947421
>Claims to be on 4chan for 6 years
>Triggered by normal guy on /b/
>Calls average poster a sociopath, despite there being rekt/loli posted daily.
What a fucking faggot you are. Neck yourself, Yousef.
>>706959824
haha u won. i will do whatever u tell
>>706957668
>Kepilept
DON'T USE SSRIS, ANTIPSYCHOTICS, OR ANTIDEPRESSANTS!
You DO NOT want to fuck with your brain chemistry if you survive this.
It's a question of do you want a surgical shot to the brain that will certainly result in your death or do you want a shotgun blast to the guts that will possibly kill you but absolutely fuck up your organs for life should you survive?
Think about what your doing OP. I'm not trying to talk you out of suicide. I'm trying to talk you out of fucking yourself up and NOT dying like most people do.
You need to educate yourself on what mechanism exactly is going to kill you. I know what depression is like trust me I have three failed suicide attempts. Only one I got caught about because the gashes on my arm are too big and too obvious to be confused with anything but self-lacerations.
You will fuck this up if you try to OD without professional(and I don't mean a doctor) help.
Listen to my advice.
take a little bit above the normal amount of sleeping medication AFTER maybe 5 - 10 shots of vodka (you wanna be drunk enough to have your liver on hold for the medication so they directly interact. To do this you need to have 5 hours of "drunk" and if you don't drink 5 "drinks" in an hour your body will simply metabolize the alcohol.)
Then pick a passive method such as carbon monoxide poisoning (this is car fumes they fill your lungs and stop oxygen from getting in slowly so you die painlessly)
Or get a tank of helium and a gas mask with tube to connect. along with the previous advice of sleep medication and alcohol to knock you out while you die.
>>706959824
If dubs tell him to kill himself
chug paracets. like a 100. super good way to kill yourself ;)
>>706959513
Yeah so that tranny crackhead selling their ass down by the tracks on the wrong side of town, they're not actually a failure it's just their brain has labeled them that way. Sounds legit if you've been hit in the head with a hammer a few times prior to reading it.
>>706960130
Fucking reroll
>>706945919
Pour milk in it and eat it like cereal OP
oh btw. i am a brony
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>>706960205
lol never gonna get these dubs
![[Doki] Shinmai Maou no Testament - 05 (1280x720 HEVC BD AAC) [EB3A28D7].mkv_snapshot_01.21_[2015.12.29_19.10.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2EogZn8.jpg "[Doki] Shinmai Maou no Testament - 05 (1280x720 HEVC BD AAC) [EB3A28D7].mkv_snapshot_01.21_[2015.12.29_19.10.19].jpg")
>>706960368
fuck
>>706959955
Speaking from a completely neutral position, how the fuck can you insinuate that the person isn't better off dead? You failed multiple times to kill yourself, so you don't know what happens after the end and if you were truly suicidal and not attention-seeking it wouldn't have taken more than two times max to accomplish it. Like I said, just an emo fag who probably got pissed his allowance got cut off so tried to teach mammy and daddy a lesson.
>>706945919
Don't kill yourself. There's always someone who has it worse than you do. You don't get another shot at life so if you aren't starving to death you should try getting some help. It's never too late to turn things around.
That said if you still want to kill yourself do yourself a favor and end it with a gunshot to the head. Like many others said pills are a horrible agonizing way to go out, it'll take hours and hours of pain. It might not even work and then you'll have kidney and liver problems for the rest of your life from all those pills you tried to process at once.
>>706960218
bump
don't forget to record it too
>>706959903
OP here. I've decided I won't do it if I get 10 pairs of timestamped tits saying don't do it.
>>706960611
what are the pills?
I took a SHITLOAD of tylenol + advil + other pills in one go and I survived
puked like a motherfucker, had to drink liquid coal and was locked in a psychiatric ward
it WON'T work
>>706960737
Fuck off you toilet cleaning faggot
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>>706960737
hahaha yeah... i will not do it... oh i just realized i took all the pills and just have like 5 cigs... no tits 4 me now.
>>706959165
/thread
>>706961044
vitun perkele
haluan nähdä tissit!
>>706945919
Low key, some could be Altoids. I seen some shit.
and u my fellow anons are last ppl i will talk to. how low can a human fall...
>>706961044
did you really do it ? = /
is this the only way ?
>>706961269
perkele is swedish?
>>706955144
I bet you're 16
>>706961378
no it is fucking not, but im too tired of trying
>>706961511
I know you are but what am I?
Its enough mentos and mints to you you a tummy ache you fag
btw when im alive do u want to see my home?
>>706961454
Ei. Se on suomalainen
>>706961831
No. It is a Finnish... wow really?
Just jump out the window you fucking retard
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>>706950064
let the dog free, then kys
>>706962127
take a word from fucking gamma (me). we r all the same. slavs, americans and whatever finns r. all. the. same.
>>706961992
*se on suomen sori mutsi
>>706962340
dog will be okay. if i will not answer phone tomorrow my sister will be here like in 30 minutes so no worries
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>>706962482
>*se on suomen sori mutsi
It is a Finnish sorry mom
>>706962640
love it. thanks
