Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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>>706917934
oh that sounds pretty bad, hope he is okay
you play football? i always played left middle when i played in a team but this was just for fun so i was forward one time and keeper another
>>706918205
i actually dont
anyway, you got school today?
claimed
>>706918205(Alice)
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried any sleep aides or something like that?
pls end my life yuno
Claim
still here
>>706918691 (Rory-sama)
I've had that pain before, it's a solid. Clove oil is only $10, silly hurry up and buy some :3
I'm here
>>706918871
Nice feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1qH1g2Nsew
>>706918985
I'd oil your clove.
Whelp, that sucked to do. What's going on in here?
Blueberry head claim
My Nui
Genji is mine
>>706919143
what did you have to do?
>>706919187
i have seen you around
you are new right? whats up
>>706918860
I played a lot when I was younger, usually on defence or keeper, just seemed to have a knack for it. I had to stop sophomore year of high school because I joined my school's marching band and that was super time consuming.
>>706919026
Hello Stella, how are you?
>>706919226
333 = stolen
>>706918436
Well, glad to have you back as Stella. I didn't really like Revy that much tbh. She was a cool character, but o don't see greener as waifu material.
>>706918860
I just got to school, another hour before classes start though
>>706918887
Last ones I took didn't help me sleep well, and I was drowsy the entire day afterwards. I'm just destined to sleep poorly
>>706918931
Hello Tomoyo
>>706918955
Hello S-mug
>>706919171
Cute
>>706919277
I blocked my exes on everything I could that I have access to on mobile.
>>706919349
Hey alice
>>706918150
But you do and they're on fire.
>>706919217
Actually mine.
>>706919110
no please clove oil is an instant kill if applied wrong
>>706919599
I giggled.
>>706919297
oh cool, dont see an american that plays that. Idk keeping was never really my thing because i was afraid of the ball pretty long
oh marching band, thats interesting, what instrument do you play?
>>706919349
oh. im gonna guess you are early because of bad connection with your busses
>>706919396
oh fuck. good job though its a huge step
dont worry you didnt miss much,
I claim the Colonel
カラミチーマス
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmX8bruEfiw
>>706919781
Nigger
Claimed, all others are TRASH.
>>706919691
is not funny..
best girl claimed /thread
>>706919408
How are you doing today Tomo?
>>706919507
Who is this cute?
>that's an adorable blush
>>706919701
How is Tomo doing today?
>>706919749
Yeah. It's either I get here early or late. I opt for early every time
>>706919856
Good morning Saya
>>706919277
Yes i am a new reiposter and hello nice yunoposter
>>706920012
That just makes me giggle harder.
>>706918985
I have -2 in the bank from PAX buyings and bookings. And I used the cash I have. Living off leftovers and what other people buy atm.
>>706919143
About as much as you expect.
>>706919297
Hi Illya! I'm okay even though i have otitis and feel kind of terrible.
>>706919349
Yeah i think Stella is far better waifu material than Revy too. I also own more pics of Stella.
>>706920058
I'm doing good. I bought some stuff on the internet a few days ago and they just arrived so im opening them now.
How are you?
>>706920095
jerk face
>>706920130
You have 5 fingers don't cha?
>>706920217
Fuck off faggot
>>706920058
Hai Alice
>>706920049
>best girl
You're wrong and your taste is questionable.
>>706920078
Best NGE girl
>>706920217
Fuck off Randy Bobandy.
>>706920288
No u
>>706920058
ᴿ⁻ᴿᶦˢᵉ ᴹᵃᵗˢᵘᵐᵒᵗᵒ
>>706920058
just flying around in arma 3
I'd let her beat me up all day.
>>706920058
good idea, attend as much as you can
what class you got today?
>>706920078
nice to see you around, high quality waifu you got
how are you doing this fine day?
>>706920262
Im not turning to crime for a bottle of clove oil.
>>706919349
Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that. If sleep aides don't help I can't think of anything short of seeing a specialist, but that can't be cheap.
>>706919749
I loved keeping, any ball that entered the box was mine as far as I was concerned. I played a couple instruments, first year I played clarinet, then trumpet, then bass clarinet. I tried to get them to let me March bass clarinet from the beginning but they didn't have any need for any in the shows. Then finally in my senior year they let me and 4 others march bass clarinet.
>>706920131
We'll shit, that sucks. Hope it goes away soon and that it didn't interfere with sleep too much.
>>706920738
Your waifu likes bad boys~
>>706920217
Oh, what did you get me ^^
I'm doing okay. I have to try and type up this dumb shit for class. Pulling thoughts out of my ass right now
>>706920324
How are you doing today?
>>706920355
Well she is absolutely adorable. I don't believe I saw you around before, it's a pleasure to meet you
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>>706920581
I could never get into playing arma. I think it would be fun to do one of the large events that they do in that game though
>>706920672
Network administration. The one I don't like. The one that I show up for on Friday's and leave when it's done because it's my only class
>>706919537
That is the most false statement.
Nui is in fact my wife.
>>706920842
I didn't get you anything, but i got me some headphones, a super nintendo wire for my new tv and an external hard drive thing so i can get some files of my old dead pc.
Hope you do well in class
>>706920842
yeah i mean its fun to fuck around in it
Claim~<3
>>706920324
Thank you niceposter, you are correct
>>706920672
You too~ im doing ok but i stepped on an upwards glass shard last night and my parents are still making me go to school ;-;
>>706920743
I woke up 3 times during the night but it's fine i got some antibiotics and stuff. How's your day?
>>706920743
you were good? a shame you quit if you were
oh thats cool, you sound super talented all those instruments sound hard
good thing they gave in though
>>706920842
oh but... is attending necessary?
why not just skip it and have a long weekend everytime?
>>706921036
cute waifu you have there
cant say i know her, where is she from?
>>706921151
holy fuck that doesnt sound good
can you even walk?
you still go to highschool i take it?
LoL fgts claimed Jinx
>>706920641
I want her to crush my cock with her boot.
>>706921318
She's not easy to recognize in that skin, even though it looks great.
anyone noticed images being loaded (and failing since they forgot a slash in the path) from http://192.99.66.34 (it's down now)?
i'm definitely not the only one >>>/wsg/1336702
>>706921255
Yeah im a senior. Im limping a lot and i cant walk unless Im on my toes, anything else is very painful. I walk home though and its pretty far on foot so im gonna half to limp my way about a mile from school :c
>>706921318
Good taste, but i still have no idea how she got chosen as a starguardian. Shes a killer and a rude person.
>>706921255
Her name is Mitsuka Ibuki from an a VN app calles MySweetRoomies
>>706920865
Nonsense, you're a liar and always will be!
>>706921026
I was getting excited for some free stuffs :( I actually am looking to buy some new headphones, which ones did you get?
>>706921033
I found the controls to awkward for me to enjoy
>>706921255
We missed class on Wednesday. So that's the only reason I'm here right now. There is 4 of us out of 18 though...
>>706921282
So, what do you have going on today? Or is it night time?
>>706921193
Damn, is no one here allowed to sleep well? Glad you got something to help it get better faster though.
>>706921255
I was on the decline when I stopped anyway, either I got worse or everybody got better at shooting, lol.
I tend to pick things up quickly, never really take the time to get really good at things though. Jack of all trades ace of none type deal. I feel like you give me too much credit though, clarinet and bass clarinet play exactly the same, only difference is size and pitch. Do you play any instruments?
>>706921282
Hello class president! I haven't seen you around before, how are you?
>>706921642
Not me. Have you tried turning it off and on?
>>706921786
it makes sense after playing for a bit or i guess learned
æ-tan claimed
>>706921682
I used to have that. Wad that the on with the idol girl in it and you had to wait a long time between chapters
>>706921791
I play clarinet and tenor sax.
>>706921823
ha ha
i'm just wondering what Hiro is trying to do.
unless it wasn't Hiro, but why would someone with access to the code do that
>>706921667
oh jesus that must suck, you sure you cant convince your parents? they must see you cant walk
also can i ask how you stepped in such a glass shard without seeing it?
>>706921682
oh i see, you should post more of her
this thread can use more quality waifus
also welcome i guess, never seen you before
>>706921786
oh thats annoying, fucking kek
doesnt the prof realise noone wants to be there?
>>706921791
kek well yea, i dunno how tall you are but keeping usually gets harder when you get older
well thats the thing, i dont play any i am super bad at it
and all those different instruments sound hard to me and i think you dont give yourself enough credit tbh
>>706921786
I got these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00I3LUYNG/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I don't know if i would recomend them yet though, they're pretty small on my head (maybe i have a big head or domething) and there is too much bass (maybe it will fix itself after a while)
Good Morning
>>706921979
He opens a board after saying that we might have to close some, do you really think anyone can understand what is Hiro trying to do?
>>706922204
Howdy.
>>706922204
sleep good bby?
>>706921940
It's a great game. I played Mitsuka first and loved every bit of it... though kinda shit ending though. I wished there was like an extension such as an after-story or something. I'm on the last two girls and so far are all good. Just kind-of not satisfied with all the endings.
>>706921791
Didn't you sleep well then?
>>706922289
Hirolarious.
>>706922289
Hello, how are you doing this morning.
>>706922340
Yeah! Making some coffee right now. Gonna watch some league videos.
keeps getting harder to get to sleep, but i'm too lazy to change my lifestyle. any good drugs I can get without a prescription
>>706922423
Ask pharmacist for cough syrup with codeine in it.
>>706922400
ah im gonna drink some as well
learning a new champ?
wanna play some games in a bit?
>>706922423
where do you live?
weed helps people sleep i believe
>>706922540
I wanna erp in a bit.
Unironically
>>706922540
nz, I hear our weed is pretty good as well
>>706922109
That may have been it too. I was 4'5" until summer of junior year... so I was really short compared to everyone else. I'm 5'11"ish now.
You may be right, but I'd rather be overly humble than arrogant.
Any plans for today?
>>706921952
Get yourself a megaphone, can't hear you qt
>>706922387
The sleep I got was alright, just didn't get nearly enough of it.
>>706922647
Heard they sell toad skins that'll totally shred your melon in NZ
>>706922647
>>706922423
Drink coffee during the day. When you wanna sleep stop drinking it. You will crash and fall asleep. Works everytime.
>>706922397
kek
>>706922400
I'm doing pretty fine, hope you can say the same. And that's a pretty nice drawing, I like seeing cute girls with firearms.
>>706922109
It was just sitting there in front of the kitchen. We dont use the lights in there unless we're cooking so i couldnt see it on the floor ;-; and they didnt care. My mom wasnt even concerned that a had a gaping hole in my foot and my dad never talks to me.
>>706922856
Back at you. That webm is probably the cutest thing i've seen to date.
>>706922204
Good afternoon
>>706922752
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ
>>706922644
where is sacho when you need him
>>706922647
oh okay, well then its legal and not that expensive
i suggest you try it out, there isnt much too lose, weed is a really soft drug
>>706922752
yea haha im gonna blame it on that
no offence but thats pretty small, you grew quite a lot in highschool though
thats a good trait, i admire you for that
yup i just bought some booze for a party tonight
going to go full drunk and not going to remember anything from today
im excited
yourself?
>>706922922
oh thats pretty weird, im sorry man
i hate hearing shit like that, i wouldnt recommend lying to your parents but maybe try to stay at your grandparents instead? maybe they understand
>>706922752
Oh, you gotta sleep more next night then!
>>706922109
I could... but she has a very limited amount of images. I mean I don't know if there's fan arts and all. Aside from that, I kinda don't want to share the pictures I have. It's not that I don't want her to stolen or shit. I mean If you're curious then find out about her more or better yet get the app and experience yourself. Also, im kinda a new fag here.
>>706921906
Yeah, actually playing you get used to it as well. It's kind of boring alone I would think though
>>706921952
You're so quiet :(
>>706922109
Yes. But since she was sick on Wednesday, we have a class today. She's trying to not do anything on Friday's because people aren't going to show up
>>706922133
I have the shitty 20$ noise cancelling Sony headphones. I was looking at some AudioTechnica m50's. I love bass though so the bass wouldn't be a problem to me
>>706920743
I was thinking it was odd you hadn't replied. But I missed the reply!
Yeah, I'm sure there's a sleep aid that would work but I haven't found them yet
>>706922952
That makes me happy, I might be able to find better. Maybe. Miku has the potential to keep impressing.
>>706923162
try to find some and start posting them
you seem like a nice guy, and we are a very open community dont worry about it
also you can probably tell me more about her than i can find out
>>706923196
kinda sad actually
then again thats what she gets for teaching for such a retarded subject
>>706922378
I'm re-downloading right now
>>706922387
Stella is cute
>>706922400
>not Karen
But why anon?
cut me yuno
>>706923162
Found the jee advertising his app
Whats up my fellow jew?
>>706923196
I just bought them to replace my headphones that i was using because they were bad. I'll probably buy some better ones later when i get some more money
>>706922133
Those are good, I have the older model and from signapore, lasted going on 5 years, one cup is now detachable (its a feature i swear), but;
>>706923196
Mx50s are insane. You can get the same quality with something cheaper though, remember that "professional monitoring" headphones are expensive as fuck because their effort is spent in making a flat frequency response.
>>706923695
>>not Karen
>But why anon?
You don't get a waifu for being the most popular in a show, you get one for being the one you want to see happy and that completes you the most.
>>706922969
Glad to hear it!
>>706923099
Oh yeah I was tiny, threw myself around like I was a lot bigger which usually didn't end very well. It was fun though.
Sounds like a great time! What are you bringing?
>>706923133
We'll tonight I can sleep in as long as I want so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>706923196
If I'm still in the thread I do my best to respond to everyone that talks to me.
I'm sure you'll find something eventually! I like to think that things have a way of working themselves out.
>>706923999
>says seasonal trash
>>706924045
i bet haha i love seeing small keepers doing good. its a fun sight
i got some captain morgan because i had no inspiration
they had a very sweet vodka deal but im kinda sick of that, had it too much
>>706923615
Hello Mikura
>>706923628
I like that we're actually doing stuff with only a third of the class actually here kek
>>706923838
I am waiting to get more money before I do anything like buying new headphones, they're expensive but I have two friends with then and they've had them for years
>>706923873
I'm looking for just the m50's, not the m50x. I might just get m40's instead though because they're quite a bit cheaper
>>706924045
I haven't gone looking for any in several months. I should just go see my doctor and find out omit he suggests anything, but I can't bring myself to go to the doctors. Even though I should
>>706923695
She is~
>>706924045
Good to hear that
>>706924245
I'm usually stuck with vodka because it's the only thing that everyone in my group will drink. We'll usually get some other things too but there's always vodka and boy am I sick of it. Can't really complain to much when someone else is paying for my alchohol though I guess.
>>706924415
I can understand that, it takes me forever to even schedule appointments because I get so nervous when calling them.
>>706924639
Yeah, love getting to sleep in. You up to anything today?
>>706924415
M50s are just older, less comfortable m50xs.
M30 and 40s are both much more reasonable and are more casual listening or entry level. You'd have to run them through raw stems to tell the difference, so unless you only listen to wav and flac, go with m30s.
>watching LoL stream
What the fuck is even going on?
ADC? Jungle? What? I fucking hate new game jargon.
All I know is this guy is either bad or his team is bad. And I base this solely off the fact that his team only has 11 kills and the opposing team has 26.
>>706923628
Well here another one for the curiosity. I appreciate the welcome, thanks. Well at the start of the story, she's pretty much a very shy girl. So much that even a hint of your presence around her or near her would send her running. As your progress through the story, you become closer and closer to her. Coming to a point where you'll discover her reason(s) of her why she's avoiding you. You then progress further till you guys are a couple. Though that doesn't end there. You then have to go through a the next story where you have problems and obstacles on your relationship together and how would will you fix everything where you'll unlock the second Epilogue.
By the way, did i mentioned she's the youngest amongs the girls you get to progress through. She's a very good cook (which where it come to a play in the story).
>>706924128
You're either confused or doing an antithesis. It's not like ae-tan isn't voided of any character.
>>706924415
Howdy.
>>706925352
>2016.7
>not understanding how mobas work
I wish I was you.
>>706924949
*rapes*
>>706924949
Don't forget your alarm clock
>>706925704
The last time I played a MOBA was DotA on WC3. I sucked and everyone let me know that I sucked and instead of giving me a little bit of encouragement and small pointers they just shit talked. Fuck EVERY MOBA community. But there are no streams up on games I like so I figured fuck it, let's watch megautism.
>>706925704
She's a goddess of ED
Yours is just a slut from Vocaloid
>>706925352
its not that much attack damage carry ranged guy jungle is the guy who kills jungle monsters and not go into a lane
>>706925825
and yeah people are toxic
>>706924843
I just feel like seeing me is a waste if his time, so I can't be bothered to make an actual appointment. I've needed to go back for quite some time now
>>706924879
I try to get only flat, but I would like to be able to plug them into a stereo system I'm getting this weekend
>>706925704
How are you doing today?
>>706925899
Attack Damage Carry? So his role is to support team battles or initiate fights?
Jungle just kills jungle monsters, ok. I guess I should have guessed that one.
Meh. I still probably won't understand this game until I play it. And I won't ever play a MOBA again.
>>706925963
All depends on how much you want to be out of pocket, I'm milking the life out of my old pair before I use my m50s as casual listening headphones.
>>706926060
kinda his job is to just build damage of the attack damge type and maybe one defense item. he just does dmg while the team protects him or he helps shove lanes and turrets. yeah jungle also try to help their team around the map fixing weakness that the team may have. thats fine play what you like
>>706925864
That's a website for bored autists who think they are funny, not something to be proud about.
>>706925825
The only enjoyable way to play it is by doing so with a premade. League community is specially bad since it's baby's first moba.
>>706925963
I'm doing amazing, just getting my daily dose of album downloads while I decide if I want to play Skyrim or watch anime.
>>706926060
>ADC
That's the guy that does ranged basic attacks for crazy damage but sucks if unprotected.
>Jungle
Kills jungle monsters, roams helping lanes, protects the buffs on his jungle from being stolen from enemy team, etc.
>>706925352
Its best to not question it.
What stream are you watching?
>>706926436
So ADC = Glass Cannon?
And Jungle = Bandaid?
>>706926557
Premade? Like a premade team of friends who play together? WITH OUR AUTISM COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN FAGGOT!
Captain Faggot, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero.
>>706926586
Jumping around. Some chinese ones, some NA ones. Every time I see someone either lose or win a game I notice there like a 20 minute downtime of waiting for a round. I don't like lobby simulators.
>>706926586
I really like this picture a lot. No joke.
>Suika
>>706926557
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Good morning /waifu/. Get to spend all day at the cali DMV. Whoooo.
sorry late reply was drinking some coffee
>>706924415
kek yea its stupid
ah well you can get the extra attention you need for such a hard class
>>706924843
oh that kinda sucks, but if you mix it a lot it could be okay
yea hahah free alchohol is the best
>>706925591
oh that sounds pretty neat, shy girls are cute as fuck
i am usually not a huge fan of dating sims
how old is she then?
If your waifu piloted an eva would she and rei be friends or rivals?
>>706924843
Naah will most likely just watch anime and rest the whole day.
>>706926737
yes glass cannon jungle is more of a fix the teams problem. say the need more dmg tank or initiation then its their job normally to fix it by their pick. also those lobby wait times are for high elo players because they get paired with other top percentage players. normal waits are a minute up to 3 based off team size and roles
>>706918718
>Virginity claiming thread
fixed
>>706925963
That's absurd! Doctors are there to help with your health and quality of life, and sleep is a HUGE part of that! It absolutely is not wasting their time, they took the job specifically to help people like you!
>>706926844
Exactly, plus I'm underage so I can't just go get some anytime I want. So I just take what I can get.
>>706926864
Sounds like a pretty good day to me, nice and laid back.
>>706926860
Probably rivals. Tomoko would find Rei's passive attitude stuck up and would try to troll out reactions.
>>706927061
Well who wants to watch low ranking players?
>>706926823
Backing off from the argument you started with a three year old pasta?
>>706926737
Basically that, except when you do mistakes you laugh it off and make a new plan instead of flaming and asking for reports in all chat.
>>706927184
just saying the wait times are long for that reason and low ranking players are hilarious to watch
>>706927122
>hey look at me i state the obvious
fixed
>>706927236
I see. I dunno, MOBAs will probably never be my type of gamestyle.
>>706927278
I getcha, but I'm sure it's only hilarious to people who know how to play and can see the mistakes they are making. Just like most games.
Claiming Felix
>tfw only about 3 and a half hours of sleep
>this is about all the sleep I've been getting recently, even with sleeping meds
>>706927510
at least you don't claim tomoko
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>train stops in the middle of forest
>its raining
>almost no connection
>everyone needs to exit the train
Nice.
>>706926737
So mostly big streams?
>>706926801
So do i, its one of my new favorites.
>>706927610
I don't claim anyone else because Felix a best
>>706927503
yeah you wouldnt understand most of it but thats ok you dont care anyways
>>706927122
But im married to a 3d wife as well
>>706927684
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>>706927616
I guess. I'm just going down the line of twitch streams, if they are in game I watch. If they are in a lobby I switch.
>>706927758
True. True.
>>706927769
What anime is your real wife from?
>>706927926
>life
Its a shit show but some how it gets a new season literally every year
>>706928007
Well she sounds like a cute.
>>706927128
Yeah what are you up to today?
>>706926844
She's 18. On her last year of schooling.
>>706928073
I met her at anime expo.
>cosplay sex
>into animu and mango
>into vidya
>into kinky shit in bed
Couldnt have done better tbh
>>706928240
Tug my dick and call me daddy, you lucky bitch.
>>706927184
Rei would kiss tomoko on the lips
>>706927503
>MOBAs will probably never be my type of gamestyle
That's a good thing, they are terrible games. However it's nice to know how they work at least, league is pretty normie tier and does decent work at breaking the ice.
Hi
>>706928331
Get over to socal and I'll have her do it. We have threesomes regularly. MFF as well as MMF.
>>706928553
I can be all 4.
Wait.
Fuck.
>>706923695
That's neat. Point of advise, NEVER use your crystals to refill your energy. Instead, use it to buy gold tickets for 5 crystals which gives your 5 charges, and each charge fully refill your energy.
>>706928109
Class and food, other than that nothing planned. Probably animu until something comes up
>>706928430
Nah. Rei is basically Gendo's onahole.
>>706928485
It's still a terrible game style. I like that it promotes teamwork and strategy (LUL) but the communities are so toxic and any new player may as well wear a big sign that says "Please Rape my Face" while handcuffed to a "No skill" hero.
All of this is rehashed community talk that I've gathered from twitch chats.
>>706928657
Whut?
stella ur mine fgt
>>706926428
I'll end up using them as my every day listening headphones as well. >>706926557
More Hatsune? I could never get into playing skyrim , it just never was very fun to me. I enjoyed just walking around for a while not actually doing the quests
>>706927128
I know, but it still seems like I'd just be wasting his time if I went
Nice quads
>>706928838
>>706928838
Fun fact stella means star in italian
>>706928553
How do you and her feel when you do MMF?
>>706928723
Hope you will enjoy your day!
What anime should i watch next?
>>706928936
Fun fact:
>>706929214
Boku no Pico
>>706929214
Keit ai
>>706929214
soa
>>706929262
Stella
>>706926860
Rivals.
Shes not someone who likes to work with others.
>>706927839
Fair enough, but it might ba harder to understand whats going on unless your watching from the start.
>>706929109
Like we're having sex? We only do 3somes. Like we cant just fuck someone else.
>>706928771
When rebuild 4 comes out we'll see if she becomes shinjis onahole
>>706929461
You mean you've never had sex just her and you?
>>706929455
Even if I watched some guy install -> Challenger I wouldn't know what is going on. MOBAs have their own play style and without playing it yourself I doubt anyone can learn how the game's flow works.
>>706929471
She gon dai fam, I'm calling it now, screen shot this post. She. Gon. Dai. Str8 Martyr Status.
>>706929482
>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a putrid smell is moving towards me
>It’s Chen
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water beacause I cant really feel him inside
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.
>>706929482
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF)
I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%
When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!
I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
>>706928771
A big problem with mobas is that they will never be entirely balanced with so many different champs and items, part of the strategy revolves around abusing the FOTM and picking what counters the enemy team.
I guess there's nothing you can do to walk through the newbie barrier other than keep playing and getting raped until you're done with it. After that it's as I said, queue with friends and you will only find toxic players on the enemy team.
>>706928874
A little bit of everything, so yes, also a few Miku albums. Biggest fun in Skyrim for me comes from modding it but I'm past that.
The dungeon crawling can be pretty enjoyable.
What about you? How are you doing?
>>706929482
Cute boi.
>>706929482
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>706929621
How do you get there from here? We have regular sex all the time. But if we both like someone else well fuck them together
>>706929482
[...], my name is Necron-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old Cadian Necron Immortal (Those of the Necrontyr who served in the military before the biotransfere for you inferior races). I draw plans for new necron weapons and new types of scarabs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Necron games. (Punch the Eldar, Kick the Eldar, Destroy the Old Ones)
I train with my gauss blaster every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Space Marine because it is folded a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the galaxy. I earned my Immortal license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Necrontyr fluently, both Hyrekh and the Kayra dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Necron history and their code of hate, which I follow 100%
When I get my flesh turned into necrodermis, I am moving to the nearest tomb world to attend a prestigious Necron School of Killing Every race,especially Eldar to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Lord or an Overlord!
I own several pieces of necron`s body, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the tomb world, so I can fit in easier. I bow to every machine and servitor and speak Necrontyr as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as a Necron!
>>706929482
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
>>706928838
>>706928884
>>706928936
>>706929262
what just happened
>>706929266
nah watched that too many times
>>706929310
>>706929426
hehe
>>706929482
I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the 4chan
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen
>>706929791
Yeah, I always assumed every MOBA is FOTM P2W shit.
>Be chen
>Living with mommy and asshole stepdada
>Usually keep to myself down in the basement with my animes, and vidya while they screw around upstairs
>That fucking chimp thinks I cant hear him bang my mom in this house of paperthin walls
>One day he's doing laundry
>Motherfucker thinks he can put his undies in the same basket as mine and wash them together
>ThisFuckingNigger.jpg
>Tell him that's a big nono and tell mommy on him
>She has to listen to me, I've earned many GBP last week for calling a truce and not chucking my doodoo in the Tyrones aquarium
>That fucking junglebunny had the audacity to tell me to grow up and stop making my moms life a living hell and move out and get a job
>A job
>A FUCKING JOB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run to my batcave and take out my glorious 3rd Reich armband
>Eat this subby
>Parade around the house screaming Sieg Heil and Heil Hitler
>Notice my neighbours watching
>My middle schools bff dad, I heard he moved out and married a fitnessjock in SF
>Anyway
>Tyrone chimps out
>OOO OOO AAA AAA
>Comes at me full speed
>OHSHIT.gif
>Start spinning my arms in a forward direction
>Actually sock him in big fat apenose
>"MUTHAFUCKA WHITEBOI" "That's it Martha! I'm out!"
>Notice moms in the corridor crying like a little bitch and smoking ciggs
>Tyrone runs upstairs and starts packing his suitcase
>Run to mom and put my face a few inches from hers
>"Start vaping bitch"
>Run to Tyrones aquarium and lays the big poopie that was laying in my underino all this time
>That'll teach that slave
>Tyrone comes downstairs and goes out the front door
>Mom runs after him
>Tyrone pls dont! He's just a boy!
>"HE'S 32, FFS MARTHA!"
>kek, like age has anything to do with that
>Moms still screaming behind him and he stops, he looks like he's coming around
>NotOnMyWatchCoon.jpg
>run out and stand between him an mommy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"NO! FUCK THIS"
>Steals neighbours car and drives off
>Mommy realizes I'm the only man for her >good boy chen wins again
>>706929214
I've just been watching the sources of waifus that get posted here that I haven't watched yet, can't really recommend anything off the top of my head. If you haven't seen Fate already I'd obviously recommend that though.
>>>/a/148240514
reply my thread
>>706929839
I misunderstood what you meant as you weren't making sense.
>>706930179
banned already
>>706930179
Hah! Deleted.
>>>/wsr/
>>706929791
I'm not doing horribly, going for a bit of a drive today so I won't be home for until late tonight. But I'm getting that sound system so it's a trade-off for the 6 hours of driving
>>706930110
Oh, i guess i could start watching fate.
>>706929482
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,you normal-kin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in
the Albanian Furry Friends of Fury, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on animal shelters, and I have
over 300 confirmed dogs who I fucked. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I'm the top furry in the entire US zoophillia
forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow to dry hump. I will wipe my fursuit with your blood with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, bark my words. You think you can get away
with being so anti-furry to everyone and me over the Internet? Think again, big boy. As we speak I am contacting my
secret network of furry friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the
storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your heterosexuality. You're fucking gay
and furry now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fill your love-pudding cave with my fur you in over seven
hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love-giving, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the Autism Awarness Fundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable dick clean, you friend. If only you could have known what unholy buttocks rubbing your little "clever"
comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and
now you're paying the price, you meanie. I will shit furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You're
fucking me and Im fucking you, kiddo.
>>706928874
If it's concerning to the patient then it isnt a waste of the doctor's time.
What a quality shitpost by me, God of all.
>>706929455
Syndra doesnt even need to pilot an eva seeing how she is canonically considered the strongest magic based champion in the lore and she can keep her entire castle floating from hundreds of miles away while still being able to outclass every other mage using only a percentage of her power
>>706929634
;-; i dont believe you... I cant believe you
>>706930626
Let me know what you think of it!
>>706930626
>>706930474
I'm fucking retarded again