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FLORIDA CHECK-IN

Where are you and how are things?
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Florida /b/ros busy swimming
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813. Wetter than pussy in a pool
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>>706914006
Plant city here. It's pretty Calm outside.
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West Palm Beach.
Status:JUST
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>>706915159
>>706915202
>>706915216

Will this be like the opening scene from Bad Lieutenant?
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904, shit be too calm
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>>706915583
That's a bad sign. Brace yourself
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Good luck everyone there !
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>>706915583
904 as well. Where you at? I'm in middleburg.. worrying about black creek in the next few hours..
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>>706914006
This shit was weak as fuck. At least I got good sleep and a day off.
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>>706915723
They say it has the potential to carve out new inlets at the beaches..
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850 reporting in. Gusts of wind coming off the leading edge of matthew, but it's not gonna hit here. Lots of people hurivaccing up here though
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>>706915723
>got thurs off because of storn
>tell us to call hotline at 8:30pm thurs to find out about working today
>hotline says to call back at 8am tomorrow
>not even 8am, bosses blowin up the phone tellin people to come in even though we normally start at 5am
Retarded. If I'm gonna sleep in, I want the day off. I'm going to drag ass getting over there today.
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813... not bad at all.
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>>706915583
Southside here
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Have they started selling packs of water bottles for 15 where y'all stay at?
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>>706915962
Lol that sucks. At least you get some hours in. What do you do that's so important you have to come in on a day like this?
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>>706915701
A few miles away from mayport. I'm worried about these storm surges coming up too, good luck, stay safe
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Homestead... everything is peachy
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>>706916109
Fuckin kek! Saving that shit.
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>>706916243
Yea man you too!
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>>706916224
Been delivering all this water and other beverages. But even with holidays and stuff, we always end up working a Saturday to make up for it because the shit can't get done in 4 days, it has to be spread out over 5 days.

Since we were off yesterday, I already assumed we were coming in Saturday but there was no way we were working Sunday even if we had today off.

I'm gonna roll in there at like 9:30 or something and probably will only get like half a route done. It's stupid coming in late because we still have to be up at 4am tomorrow so not like we can stay out late until 8pm.
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Orlando. Lamest hurricane ever. Named after my ex, and takes after him too; disappointing.
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>>706916510
Makes sense. Bottled water could be in high demand soon. I get you about the 1/2 route, but at least you get some time in. Some hours are better than no hours. Stay safe out there.
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>>706916845
Pics of hurricane cell formation or gtfo
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>>706916846
I get paid fucking salary and commission so I don't give a shit about hours. Running half a route, I won't make much commission anyway so I might as well stay home. Still cloudy and windy out here so I'll probably be waiting out some rain and hopefully no gusts come and flip the trucks.
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>>706914006
new smyrna beach . power has gone off a few times in the last hour .
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>>706916986
Please. This storm ain't shit.
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>>706916986
Kek
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>>706915962
Publix?
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>>706914006
Lauderdale. Shit is calm and was expecting far worse. I think a palm frond fell on the pool tho
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407 here. just steady rain and wind but nothing major in the slightest. power stayed on too so gonna spend the day smoking drinking and watching movies. actually pretty nice
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Miami:chillen, about to go to work, then three points festival afterwards.
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>>706917288
You used to call me on my cricket. Late night When you want me to lick it.
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Tampa. Literally nothing. I was expecting at least some damn rain. Matthew a bitch
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>>706917434
That was one time!

>>706917414
I wish I was you.
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>>706917010
> salary
Then that fucking sucks. I was trying to look at the bright side. I feel ya. Just do your thing and be careful. Your boss is a dick, btw.
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>>706917419
Three points festival? How is that
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Melbourne, Titusville, cocoa beach is getting destroyed. No one has power here, people are losing their roofs/homes. It's bad.
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Orlando, the hurricane ain't shit I was In Kissimmee during charlie now that was some crazy shit. I still have fucking power.
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>>706917810
I'm jealous. In Kissimmee now and this is boring.
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>>706917414
Orlando? I used to live there sorta close to I drive.

City smelled like sewage every other 20 minutes. I can only guess it was from the reclaimed water they brag about. I hope you don't get flooded with shitsmell when the water starts to come in.
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706 NW GA here. We haven't even seen any clouds or wind. Usually in situations like this we've already had a Tstorm by now. Y'all stay safe down there
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Live Oak/Lake City So far so good. No wind, same rain, but fucking half of jacksonville has moved into our town. Ate up all the gas bread, water, etc.
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>>706914006
I'm in Massachusetts and things are good
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>>706918032
Same here in Minnesota. Dunno what the fuck everyone is so worried about.
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>>706917538
My bosses are straight, it's their bosses who are retarded and have no idea what we have to deal with everyday and we still have homes and families to take care of. This isn't an office job where we can come in for half a day and grind it out, our days are normally ~10hrs and you can't really rush this stuff.
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>>706918107

Looks like Dayton Beach is about to get rekt.
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>>706917765
Damn
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>>706918012
904, ya i saw so many motherfuckers scooting out yesterday. Flooding supposed to be pretty bad over here
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>>706918131
We chill in Texas. Weather's perfect.
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>>706918310
I left for home at 5 yesterday and it took me 20 mins to go 3 mins away to where I live.

Its all good tho. Got gas in my cars and food in the house.
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Sun is shining here in Canada ..little dew on the ground ..neighbours got paranoid and moved the plants in ..a lot of hype ..i dont see shit
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Woke up here in Miami. My flower fell over
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The Windity forecase says, that it go up til Georgetown (tomorrow or sunday)

Carleston would be fucked - the center of the storm is there very very close to the land
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>>706918189
My best friend used to do that stuff. It's hard fucking work. And that's always the case; the higher-ups have no fucking clue what's going down on the ground. And they make bonehead decisions because of that. At that level though they don't care; it's all about the money.
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I'm waiting for the first meme of a gay dude named Matthew personified in this hurricane. Shit was a total let down. I know people on the beach who took the worst of it, who never lost power.
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POST YFW MATT LOOPS BACKAROUND AND DESTROYS FLORIDA.
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>>706917984
yeah orlando although i dunno about any sewage smells or ppl bragging about reclaimed water. in any case we'll see
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>>706918461
Watch out for that dew. Shit's dangerous. You could slip. Good on your neighbors for protecting their defenseless plants.
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Orlando, in the UCF area. Just wind and rain and occasion pebbles hitting my window. We overprepared for this fucker with flashlights and cases of beer and gatorade. Power never even went out here.

Worried about my family in st. augustine though. They're getting hit hard.
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>>706917419
Me too!
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>>706918572
It would be easier if the hurricane was Andrew. I'm pretty sure it's a scientific fact that all Andy's are gay.
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>>706918686
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West palm..never lost power or anything
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>>706914006
a lot of trump supporters in Florida I hope the ocean washes the garbage away back to europe.
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Coco Beach here. We still partying. Group of friends over. Everybody staying over so we have all swapped partners. Just fucked a 7/10. I can hear my wife through the walls getting railed. Storm makes sex awesome.
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>>706917438
Me too /b/rother. Just a rainy day, no worse than the usual during tbr rainy season.
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here in pakistan all right, raining grenades as always, the weather is beautiful
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>>706918391
It's supposed to be 96 in Phoenix today, gonna chill at the pool. Media hyping this hurricane up, aint shit going down here in the South West.
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>>706916062
Yeah, just a little wind and some light showers. St. Pete may cry and dump more poop in the bay
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>>706919900
Check'd n kek'd
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Some idiot is trying to surf
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>>706914006
Alligators all over fam
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>>706915084
Lol fkn perfect
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>>706914995
Daytona here, thank god it's a cat 3 because a lot of old structures would be kill
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>>706920338
Fuck where is that
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>>706920338
gotta catch

>THE BIG ONE
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Packed everything, thinking it was going to do some serious damage. Turns out to be weak af
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>>706920427
;)
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Ocala checking in just really strong winds here so far and light rain but where the noodz at
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>>706920516
You sound disappointed anon aren't u thankful it isn't wtf
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>>706920474
Palm beach
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>>706920458
Seriously?? I'd have guessed no power where you're at. How things look there now? Looks like a major hit!
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Daytona update, a transformer just blew up causing a lot of people to lose power.. Goodbye friends
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321 melbourne here. What a joke
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>>706918000

why the fuck would it be in GA? its still plowing the shit out of volusia county in florida... you fucking moron
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>>706920916
fug
good luck anon.
gl
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>>706921366
NICE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBZ!!!!!!!!!

lol i eat when i'm scared and bored too
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>>706921766
>tfw it is supposed to hit us even harder at 2pm
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>>706921910
well at least it'll be daylight still.
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>>706919565
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>>706918872
Savannahfag here, but grew up in SoFlo.
It just started to rain here from the outermost band, but supposed to get pretty hairy tonight and tomorrow.
Also, everyone up here is fucking clueless. I decided to board up because I'm from down there and I know how this shit works; no one else did, either at work or in my neighborhood.
I listened to the evac notices and got the fuck out. Again, no one else did.
Home Depot was fucking dead each of the last three days, and everyone ignored the mandatory evacuation notices.
And all those picturesque trees lining the streets of my fair city? All their branches will be on the road. And it's so low-lying they flood after a heavy rainstorm, let alone a fucking hurricane.
People around here are going to fucking die because they're stupid, and it's all their own fault.
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Las Vegas fag here.


Its 6 am and about 75 degrees outside. Wont be cloudy or windy at all today.


Just taking some time to throw that in the faces of all you Florida fags.
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>>706922326

dude how the fuck are you getting outer bands of this shit when its still riding up the coast of florida? stop mistaking your gay ass typical rain storm as part of the hurricane... georgia sucks anyways, you redneck fuck
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>>706922449
yea but Florida is cool, it has alligators and spring break.
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>>706918391
>weathers perfect
Hardly, faggot
It's like a fucking sauna out here
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>>706922616
>75 degrees
>sauna

Pussy
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>>706922567

This is vegas bro. Every day is spring break here. Even in winter, indoor nude pools bitch.
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>>706922665
>90% humidity
Nigger
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up in TN, feeling pretty good. perfect fall weather. sucks to be you other crappy states.
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>>706922716

Youre a faggot. try 130 with no humidity. Thats a living hell.
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>>706922852
Eat a dick faggot, fuck texas
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>>706919565
Please keep your murican redneck inbred garbage on your continent. Sincerely, a European citizen.
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>>706922910
Im not in texas faggot

Im in Vegas.
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>>706922942
>Vegas

Confirmed degenerate
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>>706922670
u live in a fuggin desert
dunecoon
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>>706919565
>>706922926

Yea dude they are already dealing with sand niggers coming in a raping their wives. They have too much on their plate.
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>>706923002

Good job. Im proud of you. Keep going.
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Fuck florida, hope you all get rekd
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>>706922542
Eat shit. We may have the worst drivers and one of the worst education systems in the nation, but ask any countryfag and he'll tell you how to make good shine.
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>>706915804
We need one to clear a rout this alge realy
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>>706914006
Its not even raining lmao. Fuck off and stop worrying
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jax here. just heavy rain. some gusts of wind. should be getting worse soon
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>>706923031
Eh, most of the sandniggers are alright. Much better than your #blacklivesmatter niggers tbh.
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>>706923163
worst drivers would have to go to Virginians. can't drive for shit up there, they come across to our state and wreck us with their fat dumb asses.
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>>706923002
I'm the one from Texas. Weather's been nice here. I would love to join in the fun but work beckons. Y'all Florida fags stay safe. Shit ain't a joke.
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Miami, didnt even lose power ;D
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>>706917810
>>706917869
I wanna move to Kissimmee
How are the jobs down there?
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>>706920338
First responders won't come since evacuation has been issued
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>>706923417
ok, Lonestar Bear
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>>706922542
Hurricanes are fucking huge dipshit.
They can easily be 300+ miles across. If you're in the path you'll have rain for a full day, with some of it being fucking scary, but mostly it's just boring rain and moderate wind.

I'm in the outer bands so it's just light rain now but it's still part of the storm. It's going to get worse, though.
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>>706914006
Hurricanes are fucking pussy and never in the history of the world has a hurricane ever done any major damage
Just rain and wind,get over it.
NY nigga checking in.
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>>706923993
trooooooolllllllin
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>>706923993
kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFK40UMotc
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>>706920032
Another 813 fag here, nice shot at st pete
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>>706921627
The clouds just rolled in. 0% chance of rain for the next 24hrs. Srsly tho we usually have a thunderstorm by now. That's all I was saying
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>>706914006
In Daytona right now. Currently 9:40 am waiting for it full force. Kinda scared.
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954 fag. Was sitting in the back yard. Didnt even get rain.
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>>706924144
Look at this pussy ass shit.
Some fucking trees blowing in the wind and some cardboard houses falling over
I bet I could stand and walk against those winds
Probably just some small resistance
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>>706915701
im in south green cove. im off the st johns and were flooding already. if it makes landfall were fucked.
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>>706914006
Miami here. Everything is the same.
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>>706916109
lold
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>>706922942
I've been to Vegas in the summer. Stayed outside the whole time too. You're fucking pussies.
Try coming to Florida in late July when it's 102 with 95% humidity.
You cannot do anything outside for any length of time, because your body cannot cool itself. The sweat not only doesn't evaporate, it actually serves to increase energy transfer from the atmosphere, making you heat up even more. You will literally get heat stroke, as many outsiders learn the hard way.
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>>706922852
Thats too low for scandifags
Perfect sauna temperature is around 80 celcius, 180 fahrenheit.
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>>706919429
You got lucky. I'm on the water on the north end of 954 and looked like we were gonna get hit pretty hard and tou guys would get slammed with the early morning forecasts yesterday.

>>706920658
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>>706924732
(me) its picking up majorly. pouring and gusting. flooding. just started ripping my greenhouse roof off.
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>>706924180
727 fag here. Just a bit windy
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>>706914006
Jax here.
Starting to get pretty heavy
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>>706924732
Lmao I'm about 7 miles away from you and I'm literally not worried at all, this some pussy shit
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>>706919743
so jerking off to the rain?
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Holy shit Matthew up rooting trees over here
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>>706923993
...says the faggot whose world got rekt by Sandy, which wasn't even a Category 1.
Call us back when you can successfully survive a thunderstorm.
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>>706923591

kissimmee fucking sucks, its a shithole with tons of homeless people wandering around

oh and lots of niggers
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>>706925136
ok. i guess youre on high ground but if you are tracking it, it has sustained winds of over 120 right now and is getting closer to the coast as it nears us. even if it doesnt blow us away with 100 mph winds we WILL experience storm surges measured in feet. act macho but your power is going out and your roads will be flooded
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>>706923811

nice photoshop asshole. try again
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>>706924880
Sounds like a good time to do some yardwork and garage organization
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>>706914006
Chilling at st Pete beach. Avoiding the storm and getting drunk with my asian qt.
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>>706925364
I'm in fruit cove, shit ain't about to flood, ain't about to see 100 mph winds, ain't gonna see the sea reach me, ain't acting, everyone's hyping this shit way too much
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How is port orange doing? Direct hit?
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>>706914006

Orlando, and everything has been anticlimactic as I predicted. This aint my first hurricane
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>>706925561
Ayyye st Pete whaddup
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Charlotte county, gay as shit. Just windy
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>>706925404
Yardwork not really, but when you have to you at once understand why Gatorade was invented here.
Drink it when you've been sweating a lot and that shit is DELICIOUS. Then when the taste changes, you switch back to water.
For most of the natives, summer's when you stay indoors during the day. You do your outdoorsy shit in the fall and winter.
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937 here.

still sunny out.
will keep you posted.
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>>706923993
Kek how about Hugo, Andrew, floyd, irene
Just a couple that leveled entire towns.
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>>706915159
813 as well. Ain't shit.
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>>706922852
Is your dad pleased you're such a pussy?
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>>706925853
I live here brah yardworks gotta get done anyway
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>>706925607
lol dumbass clarks fish camp is underwater, my dock is underwater, wtf are you talking about julington creek all the way to little lake george is already flooded. go cross the julington creek bridge you numbnuts im getting gusts of 50+ right now and the shits not here yet. the river is taking over the yard already.
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>>706915202
Greetings mexi-Floridian Sweet low rider....I'll bet you sell cocain you fucking p.o.s drug dealer
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Coconut Creek. Thing flew right by us. Wife and I hung out at home all day and fucked twice. Slept well last night knowing it was gone.
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>>706925400
1/10 you quit trying
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407. Fucking bored. Been through every Hurricane we've gotten since 1990. This shit is weak. The storm we got a couple weeks ago was worse than this.
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>>706926133
>my dock
>yard is flooding
Gee whiz wonder why, fucking retard
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Nothing happened. I'm listening to Metallica eating Dublin Donuts,
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>>706915159
813 too. Just wet, windy
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786. Nothing happened.
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727 here, I have no idea. I haven't even opened the blinds this week yet.
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>>706914006
Why would anyone willingly live in florida?
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I'm at Mayport. On the Navy Base. It's boutta get real. RIP ME.
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>>706920338
>normies applying their fear and little knowledge of the ocean to people who surf daily
https://youtu.be/-Npp0A0wBFg?t=22
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>>706918809
Gatorade, it's what plants crave.
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561 here. Literally nothing happened . Slept like a baby all night. Didn't lose power for a second. Once again the media overhyping everything
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>>706924144
A little wind, big whoop. Trees aren't even being uprooted. Just stay inside, hurricane averted.
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>>706927228
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Idaho falls, ID. checking in, weather's still holding up.
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>>706918032
Masshole here as well...beautiful day
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>>706925731
Chilling hey what are the real poor parts of tampa or st pete?
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In east Tennessee getting a blow job from a floridiot refugee
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>>706927962
east tn is best tn
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>>706928044
Hell yeah . go vols.....nice dubs
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>>706915862
Who are you
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>>706919743
I too throw imaginary parties when hurricanes hit. Makes it more fun, as you know.
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>>706928156
fuck yeah, gonna whip some A&M ass tomorrow.
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>>706928044
no tn is best tn
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doesn't look so bad

https://twitter.com/PhilippeCorbe/status/784384177282093056
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>>706924880
Not him but fuck thats hardcore, 100f my balls is so wet it starts to melt.
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>>706925897
Dayton rep
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>>706914006
St.Lucie here.
>Small bits if rain
>Some moderate winds
>Not to much damage
>Still have power
It was like a long shitty horror movie where you are just waiting for the exciting part (even if its not exactly a positive thing to look foward to) and it just not happening.
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>>706927729
Anything past 7th street south in the southwest part of town is poor. In Tampa it's the hillsborough area
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>>706914006
The Daytona Beach loot crew is ready!
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>>706922734
>crappy states

Tennessee lol
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386 just lost power
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>>706917765
Currently in Melbourne, Saratoga apartments near FIT. This man is full of shit. Absolutely no damage, just rain and no power.
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WinterSprings here, all my fences falled from the breeze. On the bright side, some dog from my Latino neighboor almost died from one.
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>>706929590
muh Dad is in 386
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>>706926686
You have to be born here to understand. Its a shithole but its our shithole.
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>>706929172
Hillsborough is bumfuck. If you wanna get pulled over for suspicion of drugs then drive around hillsborough county.
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>>706929893
Son?
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good luck northern fl and ga, you guys are about to get hammered.
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>>706930057
Its not that bad really. Im in north central and its just windy. The rain isnt even heavy.
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>>706930056
DAD BE CAREFUL GET THE FUCK OUT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IF I LOSE YOU YOU FUCKING TWAT YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN CALI

ya except that the power is out
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over 1.6 million dead.
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>>706930508
Motherfucker. This thing is gonna beat the furhers high score.
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>>706926133
Lol yea im a retard bc i live by a river. My house is a hurricane proof concrete prefab. My vantage point though does allow me to make accurate observations of the progress of inland storm surge you faggot cuck
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>>706915202
What model of cadillac is that?
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>>706930508

OMG, most fucked headline evar.

1 killed, 650K in the dark..
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>>706930508
Retarded Anon
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>>706924180
>>706925021
813/727 is, and always has been, immune to hurricanes
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>>706930655
94 fleetwood
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>>706920658
Ocala here aswell, nothing but wind and light showers.
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Anyone from St augustine? Specifically in the shores. I wanna know of there's flooding.
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>>706917288
What a fucking disappointment
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>>706931923
someone on facebook just posted this exact picture. wtf
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The media hyped this hurricane up like it would blow your fucking face off for stepping outside. Fucking faggots always fear mongering the public.
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>>706914006
727.

I slept through a small drizzle, woke up and checked the news and it seems the storm didn't do shit here. It's funny, people were freaking the fuck out and stocking up on supplies for the past few days here for nothing.
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>>706932818
It's the new way to stimulate the economy.
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>>706916114
>bottled water
>tap water
>living in a country with the most advanced public water filtration systems
>paying for water

You're fucking retarded
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>>706933056
> I don't understand anything about water quality but let me voice my opinion anyway
You're showing a great example of what happens if you drink straight tap
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>>706933056
>the whole country gets its water from just one water filtration plant
Nope
We're a bigger country than that.
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>>706915583
>>706915701
904 here too. you faggots should come over, my negroid wife will jack you off for a quarter
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>>706933435
Jew here
What could I get for 15¢?
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>>706920478
duUUUUUuuude you mean

THE BIG ONE?
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Volusia here, not bad at all
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Miami and the weather people keep milking the storm but there has been no rain and no wind
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>>706933435
>>706933509
Lol'd a little.
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>>706933509
She'll lick your little exposed kike tip and shake a titty at you
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JC18NUOLah0

Bunch of bullshit.
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321 here. There's a reason you niggers are saying it was nothing. The hurricane didn't come close to you. My neighbors car got crushed. There's fucking shit everywhere. Its still going here too. You all are fucking idiots.
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>>706923163
hey we make moonshine not you. stop stealing our goddamn thunder goddamnit. youre the ones with the slaves.
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>>706922734
where in TN? where's those noods at.
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you have to realize that florida people are immune to hurricanes

it's like throwing a stick at a car
would it really affect anything?
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>>706919743
You're liar. If you were in cocoa beach your house would be fucking flooded. Goddamn merritt island is flooded.
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>>706934226
Don't you dare fuck up our paint job, you fucking hurricane.
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>>706933970
What a fucking pussy, learn to deal with it. You're neighbor's car must be made of bubbles, because this storm is almost fucking nothing. The one guy that died probably slipped on a puddle and cracked his skull.
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>>706914006

Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all, y'all y'all y'all. Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all. Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all . Y'all y'all y'all y'all, y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all. Y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all.
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>>706927962
gimmie them nudes q
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>>706934488
Says a dude from probably orlando.
> I'm badass cause I survived drizzled 70 miles inland.
You're a retard
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>>706934462
The Florida East coast is weird.
As soon as the tide goes back down, the flooding is over, and the ground is so sandy it just burps and is dry again.
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>>706927724
413 Masshole here. Not a cloud.
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I'm in Orlando and it's just a lot of wind and rain. It isn't too bad. The power hasn't even gone out.
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>>706933056
You are.
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>>706934137
east, i'm a big man, not sure you wanna see that
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>>706920338
Only way to get waves in Florida.
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>>706935319
no I mean of women anon ._.
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>>706935574
oh, sorry i'm day drinking today hah. my bad. i only have them of my wife and ain't nobody getten them son. but anonib has alot from here, buncha whores.
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>>706935725
oh well, stay good anon
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904 checking in. Shit's getting heavy now. Still kinda just feels like a thunderstorm though.
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I just can't wait to kayak black creek and scenic drive in middleburg..
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Any daytona fags there. Got family in Ormond. No answer from em?
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West Palm, not much happened at all
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>>706935989
Apparently Daytona's hit pretty hard
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Vet/b/ro thinks the storm was just a prank
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>>706931686
Thanks anon
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Live in new smyrna staying hawthorne right now
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Barely fucking touched my area. Had some wind and light drizzle, played rhythm games all day.

Fucking fight me Matthew
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>>706916845

Holy shit! Your ex moved to GA a few months back..

I know you.
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>>706933435
Sure man where you at? Is she fat or petite?
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>>706936218
They are less than block away from beach too. Fuck
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>>706936218
> towns evacuted
> only happening fags stayed
> barely any law enforcement
I wish I was there jet skiing around with the other happening fags but I'm stuck in a no fun state :(
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No food had to eat neighbor
Drinking water from empty beer cans left on patio
Whole family dead from 40 mph winds
Oh the humanity of it all
Halp us!
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>>706937468
run outside and fight the storm with your bare hands pussy
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NY here
I miss hurricane Sandy :(
best halloween of my life
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321 here. Holy. Shit. We. Got. Fucking. Lucky. Jeanne/Francis/Charlie were worse in my area than this. But some other places got fucked up.
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>>706920338
>Insane people are so insane
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East Orlando here, still getting pounded, but not obliteration. A few branches down, pool's a mess.
Power hasn't even flickered. Thanks, underground lines.
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>>706936218
That picture is from 2009 though
>>way to disinformation to downplay the lack of destruction the news promised us.
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some nice webcams from the coast?
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>>706917288
81 fucking degrees in October

have you ever seen snow?
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Fort pierce everything is good no damage and power has been on since 5am
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>>706940873
periscope.tv/AkWintr/1ynKOdMpqjyGR
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>>706941073
It's been mid 80s all week in ohio. Shit is ridiculous. Almost 90 all September
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>>706943079
Global warming
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772 it was pussy shit
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Any Daytona fags around? How was it?
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Remember flobros Florida has a stand your ground law, just shoot back at the hurricane
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