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>>706896854
Lefty. I don't know what strings come attatched to the right, but dogs have fewer potential behavior problems than people, especial pretty girls.
Left
>>706896854
Always pick the derp over the herp(as)
Left. Right looks like she would force you to watch Orange is the new Black while she browses throug instagram and likes Make-Up tips
>>706896854
Left and I'm glad the rest of /b/ agrees
>>706898555
Doge a best
Left, because dogs make life better just by being around. Right probably only makes you wonder if you would die if you peeled your face off.
Besides, left will be your best friend for the rest of its life. Right will get bored with you a couple years in, take your house, car, and cash, and leave you with nothing but /b/ until OP finally delivers.
>>706897792
dash you faggot
>>706899208
ayy lmao
>>706899224
is it really all that good? always wanted to.
Anybody else got pics of girls with their pets?
>>706899343
Absolutely. They love it just as much if not more than humans.
>>706896959
Not sure you know what's happening here.
>>706899388
I'm 8.5 inches long and 6.25 thick, aren't I a little big for even a husky?
>>706899480
If you're worried about size, get a St Bernard
>>706899480
For a husky, yes. I'm about 6x5", and I've still not be able to actually fuck my doge. You'd definitely have to get a bigger doge. You'd want to get something bigger like an Alaskan Malamute, or a Tamaskan.
>>706899599
But husky puppers are so cute
>>706899480
you've got 50/50 odds with a husky. german shepherds are more your size. in my experience, they make better partners anyway. huskies are just prettier imo.
both are top tier dogs as far as regular companionship goes though
I am 3'8" with a 10" cock and I choose left
>>706899624
>I've still not be able to actually fuck my doge
>implying he's actually tried
>>706899446
I know I sure as hell didn't. What the fuck, people...
>>706899666
>>706899624
>tamaskan
Fuck those look like good doggos.
>>706899762
Many times, anon.
so much husky ass in this thread. i guess i should go give mine some attention! maybe i'll evenget some pics for the next thread.
>>706899624
malamutes are bigger, dumber huskies. i'm not a fan. they also seem more prone to health problems
>>706899832
They're a very new breed. I didn't even know about them until Cobalt told me. I love them already, they look like wolves.
>>706899901
I haven't been around one, so I wouldn't know. I've had little experience with doggos.
>>706899832
tamaskans look like great dogs. hard as fuck to find though, and a lot of the breeders are shrouded in controversy
>>706899973
>>706899907
I just need a pup so it'll grow up and acknowledge that my cat isn't food.
Also Tamaskans looks like theyre upwards of 1300 USD.
Rip wallet
>>706900175
If you ask me, it's worth it. $1300 for a long-time companion and lover plus food and everything else? Sign me up. Hell of a lot cheaper than a human, that's for damn sure.
>>706900175
most legitimate pure bred dogs are between $1200-$2500
IMO it's well worth it though. you get a great friend, and most of them are down to fuck if you keep them intact. a word of warning though, dog pussy will ruin human pussy for you. human is still good, but it'll always just be okay tier after a dog. i'm told the same is true with mares
>>706900489
just cause it's tighter?
>>706900489
>>706900313
Ill look into it. This january I was looking at getting a doggo, a Shiba. But i hate the doge shit that comes with it.
Honestly I don't really want a pupper for sex, I want a wolfdog to go exploring in the wilderness with me while I do photography.
>>706896854
You freaks are actually fucking twisted.... MODS
>>706900556
tighter and quite a bit warmer. they also have amazing muscular control.
dogs also have cleaner, better tasting pussies than humans do, it has a sort of musky sweetness to it.
>>706900659
That's a good idea. Go for it, man.
>>706900691
What if the doggo doesn't accept and attacks? Your penis will get bitten off.
>>706900659
shibas are just cats in canine bodies. cute, but useless. get yourself a husky or a shepherd if you want an /out/ companion. just keep in mind huskies pretty much have to stay on a leash
>>706900709
Only time will tell, and doggos are expensive right now. I'd have to hide it from the place I live or pay an extra 45/mo because large breed. Plus they don't allow Huskies/Shepherds although I could probably manage a Tamaskan or Marmalute
>>706900769
your dog shouldnt bite you unless she feels threatened. she should give you plenty of "no" signals before she resorts to teeth. you'd be wise to listen to them.
the fact of the matter is that some dogs just flat out arent into sex, or are only into it when in heat. it's the way it goes sometimes
>>706900691
You are one fucked up loser.
>>706900691
Can confirm. I've never tasted human pussy before, but doggo pussy tastes amazing.
husky vag is a gift from the gods
Anyone else in the horse thread watching newfags and retards flip their shit? It's funny.
>>706902534
horses dont really interest me. the smell is a turnoff and they're a bit too big to sleep in my bed with me
>>706902733
Fair enough. I just find these kinds of threads amusing. So many people attack others for things they don't even understand. I even have one retard equating my love of animals to raping children. It's hilarious how stupid some people are.
>>706902833
well in the US at least, most animals are altered during their youth, so they never develope sexually. most people dont realize adult dogs for instance, have a sexuality. adult mammals all work the same way, they get urges too. not sure why it's wrong to help them satisfy their urges.
breeders masturbate male dogs all the time for semen collection, but apparently it's only wrong if you enjoy doing it. breeders also force bitches into letting males mount them which literally is rape. havent heard any complaints about that
>>706903041
I know. It's ridiculous. Just two days ago watched a video on YouTube about artificial insemination of bulldog. Fucking YouTube of all places. Yet people get pissed when it's for their enjoyment? It's unreal how malleable the human mind is. These people are so brainwashed and so delusional.
>>706903223
Yep. I bet it would surprise them to learn all female mammals are capable of orgasm
>>706896854
not sure what the question is. is this what we have sex with or what we choose as an emotional partner.
>would definitely fuck right. would definitely choose left as a life companion.
>>706903404
I don't think they would even register that. The only hear the bullshit they spew from their own mouths. I even posted a webm of a winking mare, and told them how a horse is literally half a ton and will fuck your shit up if you try anything without first developing a relationship. Of course, they don't even attempt to rationalize that, and just cry "RAPE!".
That's why we should kill the furries. This thread is what happens if they get their sick fetishes to real life
>>706904146
Oy gevalt!
>>706904146
>not knowing the difference between anthropomorphic and feral
1/10 made me correct your false claims.
>>706903563
Yeah, for some reason people thinkhumans are magically the only creatures that enjoy sex. Arent we the lucky ones?
>>706904707
True dat. I almost feel bad for those people. It's like they lack any kind of critical thinking. I don't know if that makes their lives harder or easier.
>>706896854
one on the left looks more loyal
>>706904849
Heh, probably both
>>706899973
Only one breeder is really bad when it comes to Tamaskans, and its the one that typically comes up first on Google search for breeders. If you look up actual reviews on the breeder that pops up you can see that they are not properly taken care of or are even certified Tamaskan breeds half the time (if they even survive past the pup stage due to poor conditions of the breeder).
There are a few legit breeders out there in the states, but they are quite spread out and far few. You will most certainly be buying one for around 1500/2000 easily but from a professional breeder they make said price worth while for what you get (confirmed breed/genetic screenings, health screenings, certificate of breed and registry of being an owner, plus in some cases actual training as well).
I was actually looking at being a Tamaskan breeder in the future. They are beautiful dogs and I would love to see more of them out there.
>>706905432
Price isnt an issue, i just want to make sure i'd be getting a healthy dog that wouldnt have horrendous hips or other issues. I want my dogs to live long happy lives. Anything else is just an extra benefit
>>706899762
I did it and it was amazing. the tightness and the heat was otherworldly. I want to get a big dog just for that purpose.
>>706900881
Some states like NY have passed laws making it illegal to even own a dog that could remotely look like a wolf. Doing so they will force you to surrender your dog and they will put it down.
In fucking New York. It still fucking blows my mind.
>>706905692
Most legit breeders will have the dogs tested against future health issues that they care prone to have in their breed. They give you whole reports on how healthy the dog will be and the percentage/chance of it getting said issues as it gets older.
Typically they do not sell dogs that are genetically more prone to future issues for a lot if anything at all. They are either heavily discounted or are given away for free to a good home (My fiancee was able to get a purebred shih tzu from a breeder for nothing because it had a deformed leg).
Breeders usually sell up to top spec of their breed and the better the litter the more expensive it could be. They only let adult purebreds that have no genetic issues mate so that the litter has a much higher chance of carrying on that strong health. Its important for breeders to do this especially if the one purchasing is either in it for their dog to go to shows or are planning on being a breeder themselves.
>>706906189
My dog got a pyometra infection and I had to spay her, I really miss having sex with her :(
Keeping her happy and healthy is more important though, and she still loves having her clit rubbed
Just got back from boning my girl, surprised to see the thread still up
Took em long enough to delete the other thread. Not like I was breaking any rules though.
>>706906383
Thats how its supposed to work, i can tell you from experience with the breeder community that theres lots of mistakes and shady shit happening
Left
This is now a Spiderman thread.
>>706906974
Youre late spidy, thread's dead
Well, since spider nigger is here, I might as well counter him with my favorites: tigers.
Starting with fems.
He sure gave up quick.
If you can get around to fucking a tiger, well done you.
>>706907384
Maybe one day.
That's all for the fems. But it looks like he's gone.
You guys want more? I have male tigers as well as cheetahs, cougars, a few domestic cats, jaguars and leopards, lions, and a few lynxes and ocelots.
>>706899807
>>706907639
Oh, hello there. I suppose I'll post gay tigers for you then until someone requests something else.
>>706896854
The left one is obviously smarter
>>706896854
Left cause the right is too husky for me
>>706906628
Such as what?
Aside from the obvious "Breeder" for Tamaskans in NC that is essentially a puppy mill and should be avoided at all costs I am not aware of any other shady breeders out there.
>>706898602
They are amazing creatures. Though I am more of a horse fan.
>>706908039
Horses are magnificent. I need to get more horse pics.
And a few mating.
And that's it.
Alright, what next?
>>706907924
Faked hip scores in GSD lines, animals with health problems bred anyway. They dont do it so much to fuck buyers over, they do it to win championships.
No requests? Is anyone even here?
Guess I'll post cheetahs then.
>>706908089
Only just got into this thread. These Tigers are areas of amazing. Though kudos to those that would get close enough. Actually I'd seen a cougar be rather friendly with a female handle. Not like fucking them but I mean. affectionately
>>706908503
They are beautiful creatures as well. Even big cats are still just cats at heart.
all of you should kill yourselves
>>706907520
You know, it's a pity people are so morally skewed. When it comes down to things like this. It immediately flags and people come up with how it must have been forced or trained to do that. Other animals even screw other animals. Great example of homo relations also exist. Seen a few donkeys/horses. Etc. There's actually a type of monkey. All kinds of crazy sex goes on there
>>706908880
I dunno. People are weird. Like I said earlier in the thread, the human mind is extremely malleable. So many people are brainwashed and don't even realize it.
>>706907716
I have a theory that the reason why cats are solitary, agressive and want to kill everything is that they have such tiny, pathetic dicks and vaginas.
I'd be angry too!
And that's the image limit. Hope everyone enjoyed the big catters.
>>706909094
Not really. Cats can be pretty sweet and loving, even more so than dogs at times.
>>706896854
Yo is there a vid of these two?
>>706908960
Like the term indoctrinated a little better. Same meaning really ? I love bumping into "weird" people. Though they sometimes have to coaxed out if this makes sense. It's not that people want to hide there very unusual nature or character. But the ridicule is just a mess.
>>706896854
Left.
Can't testify.
Did
>>706909094
And perhaps that sex hardly lasts that long at all....
>>706909207
Yeah, that's the word. I don't really get it either. I guess it's because they don't understand it, so the natural reaction is to spew hatred. Like closet gays.
>>706909237
Did what?
>>706907632
Snow leopards, please.
>>706909460
Thread's capped, mate. Can't post anymore.
>>706909330
Though I have to wonder sometimes. Is it really. Really so alien to believe? That there is love and affection across species? Or perhaps that someone would go out of there race or species in there outlook for a partner ?
Personally I feel. Visual is just that. Visual. Later in life it won't matter anyway. Not that I don't take pride in the way I look or care for myself. But there's no much emphasis in that. Why?
>>706909795
I don't know. From what I've seen, people think that us zoophiles only want to fuck animals, and even many of the people who like bestiality as a fetish just think of animals as sex toys as well. I don't know why. My guess is that it's because of what the media has told everyone.
